Chapter 45: Worship Lori as a teacher
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When it comes to Zamabu, everyone should be familiar with it.
However, most people probably think that it is nothing more than a clamp between two hands and a squatting on both legs.
However, looking at the appearance of the childish **** little Lori in front of me at this time, I realized that the postures staged on TV were all deceptive......
But......
Could it be that those instructors during military training were also deceitful ......?
I clearly remember that when I was in junior high school military training, when I was learning military boxing, I also learned Zama, but I didn't squat so low at that time!
……
Seeing me staring at her with burning eyes, Chen Nini's little face turned red as soon as she brushed the ground, and said angrily: "Brother Xiaoyou! Don't just look at it, do it! ”
"Yes, whether you can learn or not," Ren Xuan'er said as she covered her mouth.
"You...... Are you sure this is Zama Step ......? ”
I was embarrassed and said, "This posture is so ashamed, it's like sitting on the toilet with wood and ......."
"Humph!"
When I said this, Chen Nini's little face turned red, and she got up and said angrily: "I won't teach anymore!" ”
"Don't," I hurriedly pulled her: "I'll learn, I'll learn......"
In order to prove my sincerity, I directly learned from her to squat down.
"Poof......
Ren Xuan'er laughed directly on the table.
Chen Nini also laughed wildly.
I didn't blush and my heart didn't beat, so I pouted and said, "Hey...... Have you laughed enough, can I get up? ”
Ren Xuan'er forced a smile, pointed to my lower body and said, "Do you have such a horse walk, squatting in the dry toilet is more elegant than yours." ”
I laughed and said, "Yo! Have you ever admired a squatting aqua toilet? ”
……
Chen Nini's big eyes looked around, took a telescopic broom from the side, unscrewed a stick on it and held it in her hand.
She put the stick in her hand and shook it: "Say okay first, if you want me to teach you martial arts, you have to call me master first." ”
I thought for a moment and asked, "Do you want to worship your Chen family?" ”
Chen Nini said: "It's up to you, our Chen family is not like those sects, there are no such hard requirements." ”
……
"That'...... Is your Chen family's exercises just plain and unreasonable? ”
"Of course, it's not as simple as you think, it's easy to practice martial arts, but it's difficult to enter the Tao, our Chen family's kung fu naturally won't pass on the essence casually, and even if these are passed on, many small skills, if you don't have a master to teach you with your heart, you won't be able to learn the idea."
I nodded......
Worship a little girl as a master, although it feels a little weird, if I hadn't fought with Chen Nini before, I might still have some psychological burden, but now I don't have the slightest concern about this.
I clenched my fist neatly: "The master is above, please squat on the apprentice ......"
Chen Nini didn't care, smiled and waved her hand: "Get up." ”
I stood up and listened to Chen Nini say solemnly: "Brother Xiaoyou, since you recognize me as a master, then I have to talk to you about the rules." ”
This feels really weird, I call Chen Nini master, and she calls me brother, I smiled and said, "Okay, master, please speak." ”
Chen Nini said: "First, the rules of our Chen family, non-descendants of the family, without the permission of the master, are not allowed to accept apprentices, and martial arts are not allowed to be passed on without authorization, is there a problem?" ”
"Do I teach others how to do the math?"
Chen Nini frowned. Shen groaned: "This ...... I don't think so. ”
"That's fine."
She nodded and said, "Second, if I am a disciple of the Chen family, I can't open a mountain and establish a sect without the permission of my master, can I do it?" ”
I laughed and said, "Doesn't it matter if you play games and start a gang?" ”
Chen Nini's pretty face was blank, and I even promised: "I can do it, I can do it......"
She added: "Third, we must be of one heart and one mind, help each other and love each other, and do not bully the weak and cause trouble to the outside world, can you do it?" ”
"This ......" I wondered, "Master, do I have other senior brothers?" ”
"No, you're the only one at the moment."
"Oh, as long as I don't accept too difficult ones, I'm fine."
Chen Nini said angrily: "Why are you so troublesome! ”
I pointed to Ren Xuan'er, who was snickering on the side, and said, "In case you take her in the door one day, I'm worried that she will bully me every day, and you won't be embarrassed." ”
Chen Nini was so choked by me that she couldn't speak.
On the other side, Ren Xuan'er didn't do it, she slapped the table and said, "Hey! If you're going to say that, then I'm going to have to get involved! ”
I smiled and said, "First come, first come, if you join now, you have to call Senior Brother first." ”
Chen Nini looked at Ren Xuan'er, who hesitated for a moment, then stood up and said seriously: "Nini, if you don't want to be troublesome, you can also count me as an apprentice." ”
Chen Nini was obviously a little surprised, but she didn't expect that because of my words, there would be another female apprentice, she hesitated: "Sister, practicing martial arts is not an easy and interesting thing, you have to think about it." ”
Ren Xuan'er smiled: "I'll do my best, don't expect too much from me." ”
Chen Nini sighed: "Okay, I won't repeat the previous three points, do you have any questions?" ”
Ren Xuan'er pointed at me slyly: "Is bullying him a problem?" ”
I spread my hands: "Master, look, what I just said, but I can help you implement the family law and educate this rebel." ”
Chen Nini showed a pitiful expression, Ren Xuan'er hurriedly stepped forward, pulled her and said, "Master, don't be angry, I'm joking with you, what are the rules, you just continue, let's listen." ”
……
Chen Nini sighed and said, "Fourth, the apprentice must respect the teacher and pay the tuition fee to the master. ”
"Tuition!?"
Nini Chen and I looked at each other, and I asked nervously, "How much does it cost?" ”
You know, I'm a student dog, and now I'm full of calculations, even if I add what Huang Huadong gave me before, it's more than 2,000 yuan in total.
Ren Xuan'er is definitely better than me, but there should be no bottom in my heart.
After all, this is the Lingnan Chen family, as one of the four major families, if you want to accept apprentices, then the tuition is terrifying, only the children of rich families can afford it.
Although I heard Wei Jinbo say that he could draw talismans and sell them for money, he still didn't know how to sell them and who to sell them to.
Chen Nini looked at our expressions and said with a smile: "Just look at it." ”
I was embarrassed and said, "Can I pay for the rent?" ”
Ren Xuan'er flipped her hand and took out a card: "This is 100,000, master, you take it first, and I'll make it up later." ”
This comparison immediately made me a little embarrassed.
I smiled dryly, "I'll make it up later." ”
Chen Nini waved her hand: "Anyway, I'm really not short of money, giving more and giving less is also a heart." ”
Ren Xuan'er insisted on giving her the card, but Chen Nini hesitated for a moment and accepted it.
……
Putting the bank card in her pocket, Chen Nini let out a sigh of relief and said: "Okay, the rules are over, you will be my apprentices in the future, you two have to work hard, you originally had to kowtow, I don't think you need to, I will assign you the first division task for the teacher!" ”
"Huh?"
Chen Nini smiled: "Help me successfully escape from marriage!" ”