Chapter 17: It's embarrassing
"Meet the key plot character Ma Jun, who is proficient in Wing Chun, Judo, Jeet Kune Do, ASP Stick Throwing (Police Tactical Telescopic Stick), Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and triggers the optional story mission: Apprenticeship with Ma Jun. Minimum mission requirements: Complete the realm of skill - practice makes perfect. Are you sure you accept the assignment? Yes/No. ”
Wu Peng directly withdrew from consciousness. Just kidding, the villain image of Brother Bullet is right in front of you, and this kind of scene is not easy to see.
"I'll hack you bastard!" Ma Jun roared, and his fierce expression was simply pleasing to the eye.
Wu Peng put his hands in his pockets, tilted his head and smiled.
Then, Ma Jun was stunned for a moment, obviously the script was not written like this, shouldn't the other party flee in a panic? The style of painting is wrong......
"Ahh Ma Jun was stunned and shouted and continued to rush, he had to finish the scene of being the protagonist.
At a short distance of ten meters, Ma Jun arrived in front of Wu Peng in the blink of an eye.
"I'll kill you!" Ma Jun's face was distorted and he slashed down, thinking in his heart: "I don't believe you don't dodge!" ”
As a result, Wu Peng really didn't hide.
At the moment when the blade was about to touch Wu Peng's neck, Ma Jun's heart suddenly slashed and slashed the knife into the air.
To say that Ma Jun's adaptability is really strong, at the critical moment, he was stunned and pretended to stumble, and fell on Wu Peng with an "oops".
Wu Peng had no choice but to hold him, the body of this thing was too strong, and Wu Peng took a step back to hold on.
"I'll hack you to death!" Ma Jun's face was hideous, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he raised his machete again.
"Ahh He shouted at Wu Peng's face, holding a knife and being stunned.
Wu Peng plucked his ears helplessly: "Be quiet, the neighbors want to take a nap." ”
Ma Jun's body froze suddenly, his mouth was half open, and his pupils showed signs of dilating slightly.
Wow!
He threw away the machete, grabbed Wu Peng's collar and roared viciously, "Do you think you can act like this and act as if nothing happened?" Let me ask you, have you done what you have been told to do? ”
Oops, it's an improvisation!
Wu Peng's eyes lit up, he didn't expect Ma Jun to have this kind of divine reaction to forcibly round the field, he couldn't help but want to take the play.
How to pick up? He also said with a painful face: "I'm sorry, I'm a police officer? ”
Bah, it's a string, you can't say that......
Obviously, Wu Peng's acting skills are too poor, and he hasn't figured out how to take over the play, Ma Jun has already continued to play with "anger on his face".
"Sent you to the Vietnam Gang, are you really the little brother of the Vietnam Gang?" Ma Jun "roared" to himself: "You must give an explanation to the above today, otherwise my brother will not have to do it!" ”
People have worked so hard that they can't say anything if they don't give a reaction.
Besides, what kind of medicine is sold in Watson's gourd, Wu Peng is still confused.
"Who are you?" Wu Peng asked, and then he was a little dissatisfied with his expression and tone, damn, how can it look like an idol drama? Or Taiwanese accent?
Ma Jun's body was obviously loose, as if he was relieved. That's it, if you don't speak, how can the play continue?
"Who am I?" Ma Jun sneered, "Who do you say I am?" Sure, you haven't met me, but I know you! I'm going to ask you now, why were Wang Bao's witnesses still killed? How do you do it? ”
"The witness was still killed?" Wu Peng was stunned - this time he was really stunned, not acting.
He frowned: "It shouldn't be......"
I have informed the police of the news in advance, no matter how powerful Ajie is, he will be single-handed, Chen Guozhong will not be so useless, right?
But he stayed with Watson early in the morning, and he didn't have time to buy newspapers and read the news......
Wait, Wu Peng seems to understand something.
"That's what happened, the witness is dead!" Ma Jun continued to play and looked at Wu Peng coldly, "Do you have anything to explain?" ”
"What do you want me to explain?" Wu Peng asked rhetorically.
"Explain why you let this happen! Why do witnesses die! Ma Jun yelled, "This is your only chance, you better make it clear!" ”
If you say it so vaguely, do you want to make associations for yourself?
Wu Peng's mind was racing rapidly, and it was certain that Watson was suspicious of his background, and it was not certain that he would misunderstand which force he was. So Watson combined the information he gave him yesterday and asked Ma Jun to act to set his own words.
What a clumsy plan......
Wu Peng was speechless, and he didn't know how Watson looked quite clever and came up with such a clumsy plan, which was full of flaws.
Hey? It doesn't seem to be. If you don't know Ma Jun's identity, and you really have a background, then suddenly someone rushed over with a machete, with a posture of wanting your life, and then asked at this moment when his life was hanging by a thread......
Damn, if that's the case, people with ghosts in their hearts must have something to say in a panic! Even if it was to react afterwards, it would have been too late.
Heck, I'm underestimating Watson, it's a simple but effective plan.
However, when they met Wu Peng, this pair was doomed to tragedy.
"You speak! Cat got your tongue! Ma Jun suddenly grabbed Wu Peng's neck and shook it, with a fierce posture that I will strangle you if you don't say anything more.
Wu Peng was pinched and gasped, pointed at Ma Jun's hand, and motioned for him to let go.
Ma Jun glared at Wu Peng fiercely and let go of his hand: "Say!" ”
"it!" Wu Peng glared at him angrily, "Your play is so bad, how can you ask me to cooperate?" ”
Ma Jun's expression stiffened suddenly, but he still stiffened his head and shouted: "You don't change the topic, I ......"
Syllable!
Before the words fell, Wu Peng slapped Ma Jun's head, and said angrily: "You let go of me first!" ”
Ma Jun's eyes widened, and his face turned red as soon as he "brushed".
But he hasn't given up yet, and he's still trying to play.
"If you don't say it, I'll strangle you! I'm serious! The horse army roared.
Syllable!
Another slap, Wu Peng also glared: "I'll tell you that you let go, I'm also serious." ”
Ma Jun was panting heavily, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed.
"You explain to me first, and I'll let you go!" He is still not reconciled and is making a last-ditch effort.
"Okay, you're going to explain, right? I'll give you an explanation! Wu Peng said.
"Okay, you say!" Ma Jun's eyes lit up immediately.
Wu Peng sighed and said, "My explanation is, if you don't let go, I'll shout for help, very loudly!" ”
Ma Jun's expression froze again, and his face was the same as the freshly cooked Jiwei shrimp, so red that people wanted to kiss it.
So Wu Peng stood on tiptoe, hugged Ma Jun's head, and "popped" on his red and shiny head.
Ma Jun was shocked, completely stunned, and subconsciously let go of Wu Peng.
Wu Peng took a step back, patted Ma Jun's shoulder with great interest, and said, "You are so delicious, see you next time." Hahaha! ”
But he couldn't hold back his laughter anymore, laughed wildly and walked away, and went upstairs.
Ma Jun's pupils were completely dilated, his lips trembled, as if he wanted to say something, and he was frightened.
It's so embarrassing, it's so scary, how can this be?
Why is that?
After a while, Watson sneaked over, looked around, and whistled at Ma Jun: "Hello, hey, how is it?" Ask what is out of no? ”
Ma Jun's gaze gradually regained focus and fell on Watson's face, and Watson was suddenly stared at uncomfortably: "Hey, I declare in advance, I don't like men......"
This sentence completely collapsed Ma Jun's last sanity, and he pounced on Watson with a "whoosh" and beat Watson violently!
"You fucking pervert! Made! Lao Tzu doesn't like men either! Also, Lao Tzu is not delicious at all! ”