Chapter 18: It's time to learn kung fu at last
When Wu Peng went downstairs again, there was a small attendant behind him - the elated Qiu Di.
At the door of the building, Watson, who had a blue nose and swollen face, was inhaling cool air, and his fingers were stuffed into his mouth, as if he was testing whether his big teeth were moving. Inadvertently seeing Wu Peng coming down the stairs and looking at him with a smile, Watson's expression first froze, and then became weird.
"That dead pervert, he kissed me and said that I was so delicious! Bastard! ”
Ma Jun's angry words before leaving were still in his ears, and Watson could not have imagined that what had been a good plan had developed into such a situation.
"Huh? Brother Watson, did you fight with someone? Qiu Tsuki asked curiously.
"Huh? Ha ha! Watson smiled awkwardly, "Yes, just now seven or eight thugs were teasing beautiful women here, and I am a hero to save beauty." ”
Wu Peng almost couldn't help laughing, can you really put gold on your face and save the beauty of heroes? can also deceive a little girl like Qiu Di.
Sure enough, Qiu Di's eyes suddenly widened, and he worshipped: "Brother Watson, you are so powerful, and your heart and eyes are good, you really don't look like a gangster, you look like a policeman." ”
Qiu Di's simple and sincere words broke through the heavens, and Watson almost jumped up in shock: "Just kidding, what's so good about the strips?" I haven't earned any money after working hard, so I'm not stupid enough to make a note. ”
"There is no taboo in children's words." Wu Peng took over with a smile, "However, the police support justice, that sense of honor and mission is still quite rare, don't you say Watson?" ”
"How do I know?" Watson laughed dryly, "You seem to know a lot about the police. ”
"Well, I do." Wu Peng's expression suddenly became mysterious, "Watson, do you know, in fact, I have a trick to tell who the policeman is, do you want to listen?" ”
"Haha, there is such a thing? Of course! Watson smiled even drier, and the expression on his face was well, still blue and swollen.
"I can't tell you in vain, it's my own unique skill." Wu Peng said, "In this way, you have helped me so much, I will make you cheaper, and you can help Qiu Di get a Hong Kong residence permit, how about it?" ”
"Damn, Qiudi's business is my business, you just don't say that I will help her!" Watson really coaxed the woman to have a set, obviously agreeing to the conditions, but when he said it, it seemed that he had already decided to help Qiu Di.
"Brother Watson, you are so nice." Akitsumi said gratefully.
Wu Peng smiled, not impressed. If Qiu Di was really coaxed away by Watson, it would mean that his vision was not good.
But will Akitsu do?
"Come, I'll tell you." Wu Peng walked over and whispered in Watson's ear: "Actually, it's very simple to put it bluntly. If you notice someone who is not paying attention and is always staring at you, then that person must be a police officer. ”
Watson stiffened, and only after half a sound did he laugh dryly: "It makes sense." ”
Wu Peng smiled: "Then I thank you for Qiu Di." By the way, we're going to go out and buy some groceries, you ......."
"Together, of course! You don't know each other well, so it's more convenient to have me! Watson said immediately.
Aren't you still reconciled?
Wu Peng was a little amused in his heart, but his previous words and actions should have frightened Watson, so he didn't have to worry too much.
"Our family's affairs are all in the hands of Qiu Di, see if Qiu Di takes you." Wu Peng said with a smile. He promised Qiu Di to cook together in the evening, but Watson didn't leave, so he had to push Qiu Di to let her decide for herself.
Qiu Di secretly glanced at Wu Peng, a little reluctant, but looked at Watson again, and finally smiled: "Then trouble Brother Watson." ”
The three of them purchased a lot of things, such as kitchen, bedroom, etc., fortunately Watson drove the car, otherwise only Wu Peng and Qiu Di would not have been able to take it back.
With Watson as a coolie, the new home was quickly cleaned up, looking clean and habitable. Wu Peng came back from buying wine and food, and he and Qiu Di worked together to make eight dishes and one soup, which was very hearty.
Qiudi is a northeastern dish, with three fresh dishes, chicken mushrooms, dried tofu with sharp peppers and pork ribs in sauce; Wu Peng fried the farmhouse's fried pork, kung pao chicken, a cucumber, and a sweet and sour fish.
In the end, the two worked together to come up with a pot of seaweed egg drop soup, and it was done.
Qiu Tsuki looks like a person who often cooks at home, and the four dishes are made that is called a color, flavor, and flavor. And Wu Peng is not bad, he has always been very interested in food in the past, and he is willing to put effort into eating, so the cooking is a little better than Qiu Di.
A glass of wine is in the stomach and the table begins.
Watson was about to get a word out of Wu Peng's mouth at the beginning, but after tasting a few mouthfuls of food, he almost swallowed his tongue, and even called it delicious, saying that he had lived in vain for the first half of his life, and then he got off his chopsticks like flying, and he couldn't talk anymore.
Like a whirlwind of clouds, the three of them ate a table of dishes, and there was not even egg drop soup left, but they didn't drink a few sips of wine.
Watson, who was burping and shy, left, Qiu Di and Wu Peng did it together, washing dishes one and cleaning up the table, and soon finished it, made a pot of tea and sat comfortably on the sofa watching TV.
A day of leisure, that's it.
The next day, it was Ah Hu who came to pick up Wu Peng, driving a Cadillac SUV, which was a luxury car in this era, very domineering.
In an underground gym that looks very private at first glance, Wu Peng meets Tony.
It is about 400 square meters, very spacious, all kinds of exercise equipment are very complete, and there are even all kinds of weapons such as knives and sticks. Tony was beating sandbags with his shirtless body, and the "bang" sound was like thunder, and Wu Peng's heart seemed to be beating with every punch.
"Tonygo." Wu Peng greeted loudly.
Bang!
Tony's last punch made a louder sound, but the sandbag that was originally swinging stopped steadily under this punch, and Wu Peng was amazed, what is the principle of this?
"Follow me." Tony glanced at him and walked to the clearing next to him.
Wu Peng followed, standing still in front of Tony.
"If you want to learn boxing, you must first learn to be beaten." Tony didn't talk nonsense and got straight to the point. "If I punch you, you'll be useless, then you don't have to play. The first thing I'm going to teach you is to tell you how to get beaten. ”
This kind of argument is not new, and there are relevant articles everywhere on the Internet in later generations, so Wu Peng is not very strange.
"Brother Tony, you should be lighter." Wu Peng sighed in his heart and put on a defensive posture.
"What do you do?" Tony was stunned for a moment.
"I'm beaten," Wu Peng said, "Didn't you attack me?" ”
Bang!
As soon as the words fell, Wu Peng felt that a flower man flew out in front of him, fell heavily to the ground, and then there was a hot pain in his chest.
"Ahem...... Wu Peng felt that he was about to vomit out his esophagus, retching and out of breath, and it took a lot of effort to get up after half a sound.
Damn, I can't even see clearly, how can I keep this?
After reluctantly relieving himself, Wu Peng's heart was ruthless, and he patted his chest vigorously: "Brother Tony, come again!" ”
Tony looked at him coldly and said slowly: "When I teach boxing, you can only say it if you want to speak, if you don't understand, you can ask when I'm done." Got it? ”
Wu Peng was stunned, his face was solemn, and he said, "I understand." ”
Tony nodded, his face softened slightly: "I'm talking about learning to be beaten, not directly beating you." Otherwise, you're looking for death. When I say beating, I mean improving your physical fitness and reflexes, and exercising your fighting awareness. is also beaten, and a person who knows kung fu is punched, and at most it hits the muscles; If a person who doesn't know kung fu gets a punch, he will injure his internal organs and even die. ”
Wu Peng suddenly realized, it turned out to be such a "beating", it seems that he misunderstood, and the Internet rumors killed people......