Chapter 3: Monster Hunting
No, this place is not suitable for a long time. Daisen now just wants to escape from this strange place quickly. So he turned around decisively and said to his family, "Xiaodao's ability is limited, I'm afraid I can't help you." ”
According to the expected routine, after saying this, everyone will either beg him bitterly or abuse him angrily. But at this time, it was unusually quiet, and every time he took a step forward, everyone took a step back, what was the situation?
The focus of everyone's eyes was clearly on his shoulder. When he looked back, he was immediately shocked and sat on the ground weakly, only to see a blue-faced fanged head dangling over his shoulder. It wasn't human, the big head was blown up like a balloon, but the shape was as irregular as a potato, the bare head seemed to have such a thin layer of hair, and the grinning mouth was like a watermelon, revealing jagged teeth.
Although Daxian was frightened, he barely regained a trace of composure, and even if he sat on the ground, he still raised his voice and shouted: "Get out of here." ”
The head was unmoved, but a little eager to climb up. Only then did I realize that it has a body, but this whole is not coordinated at all, can you imagine the appearance of a large potato inserted in disposable chopsticks? That's what it looks like.
Of course, Daxian knew what the situation was now, and he would explain it here if he let this guy climb on top of his head, but what useful resistance could he make when he was already panicked? He could only hold his head indiscriminately and shout no, no, no.
In fact, Daxian is very flexible, and there are a few people who can put their heads in the crotch of their pants.
Of course, the others are in a hurry, but they don't know how to do it at all, so they can only be in a hurry. Grandpa picked up the knife that had killed countless sheep and was about to rush forward, but he felt a light flash in the courtyard, and the cry of the great immortal was quiet, and the little ghost squatted to the side tremblingly, and the circle enclosed by the hemp rope was cut off by a sword that flashed with light.
Yes, at this point they remembered that I was still at the table, but the scene changed a little. A stranger sat cross-legged on the table, holding me in his arms, rubbing a crystal clear jade in his left hand.
"Who are you? Put down my son. "My father saw that I was being held by a guy who appeared out of nowhere, and immediately quit. But the man didn't pay attention to my father, just looked at me intently.
"There is a shadow, he has a shadow, he is not a ghost." Daisen suddenly shouted. As soon as you shout like this, everyone has a score in their hearts, and we can't help it, but it's easy to say if it's human.
"He's a demon!! You've provoked demons! Daxian finally finished speaking, and the fighting spirit that had just been ignited began to crumble.
The guy at the table finally stopped looking at me, and there was a smile on his face, and he was about to speak, but he stopped abruptly, jumped up, took me in his hand, and poured a clear spring into it.
"The boy pees, he is afraid of the boy pee." Daxian hurriedly shouted. But the guy, who didn't know what it was, didn't want to listen to his nagging, jumped off the table and put me in my grandmother's arms. Step by step, he walked to the great immortal who was still sitting on the ground, pulling his goatee, "Just say I'm a demon, and you want to use urine to water me." ”
Seeing this guy so close, a hint of fierceness flashed in his eyes, and he quickly pinched his hand, and the little ghost began to scream. However, the other party just waved the sleeves of his robe, and the screaming imp disappeared.
Only then did I find that he was dressed very loosely, with a bit of a robe.
"You will have such a bluffing ability, and dare to come out to cheat people out of money, and actually use such a trick that has lost your conscience. Our reputation has been ruined by you guys. He stood up and kicked Daxian, "Let's go, let me find out if you do such a thing, and I'll hand you over to the real demon." ”
The great immortal was like being amnestied, and he didn't stand up and crawled out of the courtyard gate directly. In my imagination, it must be like a baboon running on the ground.
Turning around, his grandmother's family looked at him with great vigilance, quite helpless, "I am a human being, a person of flesh and blood." As he spoke, he picked up the sword, rubbed his fingers on the blade, squeezed out two drops of blood to show his grandmother, and then inserted the sword back into its scabbard. The compound surname is fifth, and the name is time. ”
"Demons also have blood." Father's meaning is obvious, don't think that you are human if you shed a little blood, and after speaking, he tightened the wooden stick in his hand.
Fifth Time frowned, this seems to be really difficult to explain, "I am from the Sword Immortal Sect, and I am one of the five sects guarding the cave dust technique that has been passed down from outside the sect, and one of the five secrets of the Dao Sect. ”
"So what? What is the meaning? "It's too awkward, and it's hard to understand at once.
The fifth time paced twice, and looked at the still very nervous crowd, "The little ghost just now was raised by the so-called Daxian you invited himself, and you deliberately walked a few steps on the incense ash to leave footprints when you accompanied Daxian to eat, so that you can believe that he has the ability, and also to defraud more money later." There was a piece of grease in the pocket of the Great Immortal's robe, and his hand grabbed some of it and smeared it on the wooden sword, shoulder, and hat, so it was easy to catch fire. The core of the hemp rope is soaked in grease, and the burning wooden sword pokes the core of the hemp rope, so it is easy to ignite. ”
"Why did that little ghost lie on the shoulder of the great immortal and harm him?" Skeptical.
"Because I've been here a long time ago, these people don't have any skills, they use some hurtful methods to raise ghosts, and then harm others. Our reputation has been ruined by such a person, and of course I have to punish him, but the little ghost did not listen to him under my pressure. "Try to be patient.
The crowd still had to speak, and the fifth time took the lead, "What do I want to do to you with my ability, there is no need to comfort you in such a soft voice, can you stop me?" As he spoke, everyone only felt the biting cold wind blowing behind them, and the fifth time long sword in front of them flew over, and my father's wooden stick was out of control, and he snatched me from my grandmother's arms. The long sword was put on Grandpa's neck by the way.
The cold wind blew and vanished, but everyone knew what it was. Fifth, time did not get the desired result, and everyone was more vigilant. Reluctantly, he withdrew his sword and sent me back.
But it was this unguarded action that allowed everyone to seize that little opportunity. The moment my grandmother took me back into her arms, the knife in my grandfather's hand slashed down without hesitation, and the fifth time quickly withdrew his hands, and on the other side, my father bent down and pushed his head straight to his chest, and his center of gravity was unstable and took a few steps back, and my uncle saw the opportunity and tripped the fifth time to the ground. Everyone rushed up and tied him up.
So the three sessions officially began, a table was placed in the middle of the courtyard, and the grandmother sat upright. In order to increase the momentum, he also deliberately found a wooden stick as a shocking wood.
With a "snap", the wooden stick hit the table hard, and the palms of the shocked grandmother were numb. "Bold and demonic, my family has no grudges with you in the past, and there is no enmity recently, why did you come here to stir up trouble and deceive me and others, and harm my newborn grandson?"
The fifth time was tied to the ground by the five flowers, closed his eyes and recuperated his mind, and he didn't have the slightest intention of answering.
"I've heard that when some animal children die, they will take other people's children and raise them themselves. But that's all because of the mother's doing. Uncle scratched his head.
"Don't look at him as a man now, it may be that he doesn't understand that human society is wrong. Go and take off his pants and check for me if it's male or wooden, uh, female or male. Another shock.
The fifth time is not to do it now, "Deceive people too much, deceive people too much." I'm here to prove to you that I'm a demon or a god. The cold wind blew, and the eager uncle walked over in a daze, untied his rope, and only woke up after being slapped in the face, and turned and ran away with a scream. Only then did everyone discover that there was a cloth bag hanging under the wide robe of the fifth hour.
"This is the seal of the law, stamped when submitting the sparse text, which demon will use it?" The fifth time took out a square just enough to grab the seal in his hand, "This is the order flag, which is used to give orders on the altar, which demon have you ever seen have this thing?" As he spoke, he took out a lot of small triangular flags of different colors from his bag, "This is cinnabar, black ink, and Sanqing Ling, which monster dares to use it?" "The voice of the fifth time is very aggrieved.
As the evidence came up one by one, the family finally realized that they seemed to have really wronged the good people. The old lady hurriedly ran to the fifth time to make amends, but who knew that he had a shadow, and he dodged for fear that something would happen again.
In short, a misunderstanding was finally resolved, and the fifth time said that there must be a lot of burdens and burdens between him and me. I came here to take a look, just in time for that great immortal to be powerful here, and I wanted to punish him in the dark, but I didn't expect so many things to happen.
Everyone wonders what is the burden of many burdens, and the burden is many. Fifth, the time is just laughing.
There is a cycle in the way of heaven, and there is a burden for good and evil.
Heaven has a reward, and retribution follows like a shadow.
Only said these two sentences, which made people even more confused.
Laughing, he hugged me again, and later I heard that the smile on the face of the fifth time was even more than that of my father and mother, and the sparkle in his eyes could illuminate the whole room without turning on the light, and the joy on his body could even tear down the roof. Grandma was worried about my ghost teeth and opened her mouth to let him check it, and he laughed, "Take a closer look." ”
Grandma leaned down to take a closer look, and it turned out that there were some small dots next to the ghost teeth, but they were really not obvious.
"See clearly?" Fifth, the grinning mouth of the time has never been closed.
Grandma nodded.
"Like what?" The look of pride on his face was as if it were his son.
"Six stars." Grandma muttered.
"It's going to fade away as you grow, don't worry. I have a request that the second character of his name be in plain characters. "Fifth, the time is a little nervous, how can people listen to an outsider in such a thing as choosing a name.
"Yan Mingyi." My father didn't hesitate to say it, this should be a coincidence.
The fifth time didn't even stay overnight and left, he just said that he would meet again, and in the middle of the night, the unrestrained laughter along the way provoked a dog barking, and he actually kissed the jade in his left hand a few times.