"It's not easy to be a woman," the mother who spoke, sitting at the head of the bed, her soft voice was like soaking in a warm bath, knocking melon seeds, crossing one leg, leaning down, and smiling softly at me and my father who were half-squatting on the ground on the small bench, like a spring breeze. "She wants to discipline her disobedient son, reprimand her unreliable husband, dedicate herself to the work of being fed and clothed, entangled in the shortcomings of her parents, and her bloody heart is broken and kneaded into several petals, which is really boiled out of the corners of her eyes, and her gray hair is about to be born early." As he spoke, he touched his smooth face.

And there is a reason why these two men who broke his heart were punished. My mother had to go to work in the morning, and explained that my father's meal was prepared when he returned from the night shift, and he only needed to warm it up at noon. The father nodded in confusion.

"Otherwise, I'll lock the door from the outside, and you two will wait for me to come back before going out." The mother is still not at ease.

"No, no, I'll lock it, you can go to work." The father responded while lying on the bed.

"Okay, then I'm leaving. It's six o'clock, a little late. Hurry up and lock the door, don't let Mingyi out. Mother closed the door.

"Oh, got it." Father was already snoring as he spoke.

No wonder my parents were so wary of me, since I could walk, as long as I was let out to play, people would definitely come to the door to complain, no exception. Some of them were because I robbed them of their toys, some because I forcibly ripped them off, some because I beat them, and some because I pulled her long hair. The most infuriating thing is that under my strong prestige, other children will mention me whenever they do something wrong, and my righteous and awe-inspiring image has become indestructible in their hearts. And what is even more infuriating than the most infuriating thing is that parents believe everything that others say.

No matter what happens at other times, I can sneak out today. I learned the gait of the kitten on the wall, stole a firecracker, grabbed a match, and slipped out without much difficulty.

The moment he stepped out of the house, it was like Sun Wukong, who had just escaped from the Five Elements Mountain, and unconsciously hummed a children's rhyme: Lala, lalala, I am a mischievous little expert, sneaking out of the door, take two steps, kick a kick, knock on the door and get up quickly, and I will run quickly after kicking the door panel.

The long and narrow alleys, the orderly portals, and the rhythm of my work, kicked the doors of every house. This was accompanied by the howling of big dogs and sporadic invective. How can someone like me, who is determined to repay himself, give up? So when they finished scolding, they heard the sound of closing the door and going home, and they should have fallen asleep in bed, and a firecracker echoed in the alley.

It must be past seven o'clock in the morning, I guess. Listening to the sound of the door opening a house, a calla lily really smiled on his face.

"Bunny, get back to me." It's my father's voice, I ran away, and I vaguely heard the condemnation behind me, how can you let this master out.

I didn't care about the criticism behind me, and I was already planning where I was going to play. We are a mining town, mainly in the energy industry, and there is a large foreign population, so I must be careful not to be trafficked. To the north are a series of hills next to the houses, and further north there are houses that are sandwiched between the hills. Walking west along the small hill for about two kilometers, a cave was stepped on, and a downhill road passed through a sharp turn, and a sign was erected in front of the sharp turn, on which were written six big characters in bright red: Break through, ghost gate. If you go east, although it is still a small hill, but it is a forbidden place for everyone, there are many foreign populations, messing around, so there are often abandoned or starved or frozen to death baby bones, legend has it that there are many fierce animals, specifically to eat those dead babies, if there are living children past, they will not hesitate to eat, even bones left. But no one has ever probed these things, I just know that when you get close, a stench will turn into a cangying shot, and you will be photographed as a cangying. Let's talk about the south side, a row of houses in an alley, orderly, and so far away. These alleys were the biggest battlefields with my parents after I was found out, and then there were scattered vegetable patches, surrounded by rudimentary adobe walls, and if you went further south, it was the desert, and I heard that there were sparrowhawks hovering over the desert that looked like eagles, but they were too far away for me to be.

I pondered for a moment, don't go far, just play nearby, and go home when you're hungry. On this day, when I went to the vegetable field to climb the adobe wall, I accidentally stepped on a section, just to steal a few corn, and broke a few corn stalks as sugarcane to eat, but I didn't expect my action to be too big, and was discovered by the owner here, and chased me for two miles. I was half tired to death, and when I roasted corn, I accidentally set fire to a wasteland, and of course I didn't want to put out fires. When I was thirsty, I stole two cabbages, and even caught a snake, and the cans I picked up were full of locusts, and I cried a child who was older than me who had the audacity to snatch the locusts, and I was haunted by a snow-white rabbit running away in front of my eyes. I went home until night fell, and I was so hungry that I couldn't do it. So the house was black, the door was closed and no one was around, and my mother punished me and my father.

Speaking of discipline and scolding me, it has never been less, but as the saying goes, there is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure. What's more, I have the four auspicious treasures, grandparents, grandparents, grandparents, hum, I want to turn the sky upside down, they are my most solid pillars. If they want to turn the sky upside down, it's because of me! Beat! Finish! They don't care about the cause, process, and result of your matter, right and wrong, they only have one sentence: Who beat my grandson?

In any case, my movements have been monitored more closely since then, even when I go to the hut. And my parents actually broke the pattern of my family and re-planned it. My room was on the innermost floor, and if you want to go out, you have to go through my parents' bedroom, a spare bedroom, living room, dining room, and kitchen. A bell hangs on the back of the door in each room. So I went to the sixth level of hell.

However, compared to the helpless and miserable life of other children's caged birds, I enjoyed it. There is always a moment of opportunity for parents to relax. For example, this time, the drizzle rained non-stop. My mother was busy cooking and found that the soy sauce was gone, so my father took the order. I was very angry, and I wouldn't let me buy soy sauce. But with a roll of their eyes, although they locked the courtyard door, the door was not locked, as long as they arrived in the courtyard, it would be my world.

So I picked up the glass and threw it on the roof, and a piece of the wall fell off. Hurriedly ran to the kitchen: "Mom, it's leaking." ”

"Huh? What's leaking? How can such a small rain leak? The mother expressed disbelief.

"Here you go." I dragged her to my room, where there was a large water stain on the roof and a lot of white gray on the bed underneath.

When my mother saw it, she was anxious, and hurriedly ran back to the kitchen to get two pots and two pots, and ran back, still muttering: Why did it leak so much?

The opportunity is rare, and Daddy is coming back soon. I immediately went into the yard and climbed the wall with a familiar car, stepped on the roof of the house, regardless of the cold rain, and immediately lay down and crawled forward, muttering softly: forward, forward, the responsibility of the warrior is heavy

Several tiles fell.

"What are you doing?" A loud voice, and I didn't even have time to be complacent.

I looked back and saw that it was Wang Honggang, the neighbor's child, who was standing under the shed at home enjoying the rain, holding a second kick in his hand, and it seemed that he was a doll who was locked in a deep boudoir.

"Shhhh~~~~~h The kid cleverly moved the ladder and lowered me down, and the two of them slammed the door and disappeared. Running all the way to the mouth of the alley, we heard a scream.

"Yan Mingyi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

My principle has always been, as long as I get out, don't try to arrest me back. So I didn't pay attention to the call that was coiled overhead, snatched the second kick in Wang Honggang's hand, and he consciously handed me the match.

"Where?" Wang Honggang asked me as he ran.

"Come with me." When I turned the corner, I saw the oldest public toilet made of bricks, which was shared by all families. There is a trench in the middle of the toilet, with men on the left and women on the right. Although the toilets are closed, the ditches behind the toilets are not.

Strike a match, light this powerful firecracker, throw it into the trench, and run away. I only heard a bang, a few screams in the toilet, "pop" suddenly quieted down, and a large number of shouting and scolding sounded, it turned out that there were so many people inside! This is called exploding the pot, no, this is a toilet, and the pot cannot be used as a metaphor.

Accelerate and run far, who can know our hardships, panting and laughing, who knows if the stomach is not coincidental, who knows whether it is the pain of running or the pain of laughing.

"Brother Ming, where are we going to play." Wang Honggang was too tired to run and bent over.

"Don't go too far, or your mother will beat you up." I'm not very old, but with my strong physique, I'm firmly in the name of the boss.

"They all ran out, play first, and get beaten is a matter of going back." Wang Honggang was very righteous.

"Then where are we going to play, we will definitely be caught back soon in the vicinity, and we will play wherever we can." I'm a little struggling.

"yes, there's really nowhere to play. I knew I would have hugged the soccer ball when I came out. Wang Honggang was even more at a loss for ideas.

Before I knew it, I walked up the hill to the north, and the stones on this hill were very peculiar, not bulky, but very thin slices. Even if you find some bulky stones and break them up, the exposed stones will become flakes.

What the two of us are doing now is competing to see who can throw the stone a little farther. Although we are small, this kind of stone is too suitable for throwing, and with the height of the hill, the stone flies unusually far.

However, we forgot one thing, these hills are next to our house, so we heard the crisp sound of glass, and the two of us hurriedly ran away.

Unconsciously smelling a stench, I looked up and saw the east side of the hill that was said to be a forbidden place full of dead babies.

"Why don't we go on an expedition there?" I spoke my mind.