Chapter 12 Ghost Mandarin Duck and Ghost Wife
Coming out of Mr. Zhang San's room, Ren Song's heart was relaxed for a while, when he was face to face with the old man just now, he only felt that his hair was going to stand on end, and as soon as he got out of the room, he walked down the living room without looking back, and while walking, he thought about how to leave as soon as possible.
At this time, his thinking has entered a misunderstanding, always thinking that the old man has bad intentions to accept his own entry, and there is a chance that he will pull some bar, if he doesn't want to slip away, he is afraid that he will be really unlucky.
When I came to the hall, I found a small chair to sit on the wall, and I was thinking about what to do, but my eyes were blindfolded by a pair of white little hands.
"Guess who I am?" Behind him, Sun Qiuhong's naughty voice came.
Rolling his eyes helplessly, Ren Song said with a smile: "My sister-in-law, even if you play tricks, you can make something new!" Do you still need to guess? Who else but you would do anything to me! ”
"Hee-hee!" The little girl couldn't help laughing when she heard "move her hands and feet", and immediately let go of her hands, found a stool, and sat next to Ren Song. Turning his head to look at him, Ren Song said a little strangely: "Huh? I remember you didn't fall asleep just now? Why don't you take a break? When he saw the drops of water in the girl's hair, he realized that she had not been sleeping just now, but had gone to the bath. At this time, the apricot yellow long-sleeved T-shirt with light blue jeans shows a lot of spirit.
The little girl next to her put her head on Ren Song's lap, her wet hair was spread out in Ren Song's arms, the girl just laughed, but she didn't speak, and she said for a long time: "I'm not sleepy!" I went over with the little girl of the Zhang family just now and borrowed her room to take a bath, so as not to get dirty. ”
"You won't inhale yin qi again, will you?" Ren Song wrinkled his head, looked at the teapot that the girl had never left her hand and said, "Be careful, that thing is harmful to the body!" ”
"Don't worry!" Hearing him say this, the girl sat up straight, waved her hand magnificently, and said, "It's going to be fine!" ”
Then she raised the teapot in her hand and said: "Hehe, do you know, this teapot is so easy to use, not only can it hold people, but also things, I put all the clothes in it, otherwise I won't have any clothes ......to change in the shower just now," the little girl with a smile on her face said with a chatter. only to find that this coward was just in a daze, and he didn't listen to what he said at all.
The girl who was surprised raised her head and pushed him hard, Ren Song was shocked, and saw Sun Qiuhong looking at him with a worried face and said, "Brother Ren Song, what are you thinking, so engrossed?" ”
Ren Song, who came back to his senses, sighed and told what happened just now in detail, and the little girl was shocked when she heard it, especially when she heard that she couldn't marry a wife and have children if she entered the Lingguan Cliff, she was even more shocked. Although she had also seen the old man's magical methods, the conditions for entering the house were also ......
"What about you...... What are you going to ......?" the frightened girl finally asked, her voice so small that she couldn't hear it clearly. A pair of eyes stared at Ren Song, his eyes full of panic.
Ren Song, who looked up at the sky, didn't see the girl's worried eyes, and probably didn't even hear her question, but said to himself with a wry smile: "How can there be such a cheap thing in this world, I always feel that the uncle and grandfather must have other thoughts when he accepted me in, not to mention, have you seen A Chinese Ghost Story?" ”
The last sentence was very abrupt, and it had nothing to do with the previous topic, and the little girl was stunned when she heard it, and she didn't understand what he was going to say for a long time. But this cowardly smiled cheaply, grabbed her arm and asked, "What is the last sentence of the poem written by Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian?" ”
"Huh?" When the girl heard this, her eyes were full of joy, and although she knew the answer, she still pretended to be puzzled and asked, "What is it?" I haven't seen it! ”
"Hey, hey!" Knowing that she deliberately let herself say, Ren Song still smiled and said: "I only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals!" Taking advantage of the little girl's efforts to bow her head and secretly rejoice, she stretched out her hand to take her in her arms, and said with a wicked smile without waiting for the girl to resist: "When you are a fairy, how can we be a pair of ghost mandarin ducks!" ”
"Go, go!" Struggling to break free from the clutches of this coward, the little girl jumped up from the chair and said, "What a ghost mandarin duck, it's hard to hear, the villain Brother Ren Song, you are a ghost, I am not!" ”
The fish in the mouth ran away again, and the Ren family, who had already turned into a stolen orangutan, was unwilling to give up, and chased after the girl again and hugged the girl from the back and said with a strange smile: "Hey, hey, hey, you're not a ghost, you're a ghost wife......"
"Huh? Wait a minute...... Brother Ren Song, didn't you say you were leaving here just now? Seeing that it was impossible to escape the clutches, the little girl changed the topic in time, and as soon as these words came out, the cowardly finally woke up. Hurriedly let go of the girl and said, "Yes, I almost forgot, while they are asleep now, let's go quickly!" Wait outside, and then slowly study how to make ghost mandarin ducks! ”
was amused by Ren Song's last sentence and laughed, holding back her laughter, the little girl said, "The door is not locked, let's slip out!" With that, he pulled Ren Song out of the hall and walked towards the gate of the courtyard.
Carefully pushed open the door, but no matter how cautious the iron gate was, it still made a loud noise, which made the two panic, but fortunately there was no movement in the house, and they just walked outside the door, but they heard the dog barking, and the frightened two people ran away.
Ren Song was dragged by the girl and ran for a while, and the little girl suddenly stopped, and then heard her ask, "Which way?" It turned out that the two had run to the three-way intersection, looked at the two cement roads in front of them, and pointed to the wider one of the roads and said, "Go this way!" According to his experience, the main road leading to the outside of the village is much wider than the road in the village.
This pair of mandarin ducks, a combination of people and ghosts, ran desperately for a while, and seemed to have come to the entrance of the village, and the farmland outside the village could be seen from a distance.
The two of them didn't pay attention at first, and Ren Song only said that he was catching ghosts from other counties. Unexpectedly, when he and Sun Qiuhong approached the donkey cart, the cart suddenly stopped in front of the two, and when the car door opened, Bihu and Li Neng walked out from behind.
The partial Hu said with a smile on his face: "It's almost dawn, Brother Ren still hasn't rested, what are you taking your little daughter-in-law to hang out outside?" ”
"Officer Hu, it's great to see you!" The cowardly said happily: "Let's go quickly, my uncle and grandfather are going to take me under the Lingguan Cliff, I don't want to be a eunuch for the rest of my life!" With that, he pulled Sun Qiu and drilled into the donkey cart.
"Eunuch?" Hu Li and the two ghosts said in unison: "What do you mean?" ”
"You are not allowed to marry a wife, you are not allowed to have children, what is not a eunuch?"
When the second ghost heard Ren Song's words, he understood, and said with a smile: "That little brother Ren, that old man Zhang is very clever, you can worship under his door, you should feel lucky, why do you want to run away?" ”
"That's right, we're still looking forward to waiting for the old man to make a move and help solve the case of borrowing the soul spell, but you are good at this time, just the three of us, when will we find the demon who put the curse!"
Originally, when they came to Luozhong, there were two things, one was to help Ren Song return to Yang, and the other was to find out the demon who used the evil method of borrowing soul spells, and the first thing had been messed up by them, and Ren Song became a ghost fairy at this time, which made him very embarrassed. They all felt that this second thing had to be done, so the two of them would follow Ren Song together, originally hoping to talk to the old man through this cowardice, and ask this Mr. Zhang San to help find the person who cast the spell, but Ren Song would escape behind the old man's back.
"Hey, you two still have no end," the little girl on the side suddenly interrupted and said: "Isn't it just a soul spell - we can go to Judge Chen for help," Hearing her say this, the two ghosts are the same, and then their faces are full of like, this girl is the spirit medium of the judgment Chen, if she intercedes, the judge Chen will definitely agree to help.
Although Mr. Zhang San is clever, it is naturally more convenient for a public official like Chen Juan to find such a thing. It's just that the last time the two of them talked about it, they were rejected by the beautiful judge, and at this time, I heard Sun Qiuhong talk about it, and I also knew that she didn't want to let Song worship Mr. Zhang San as a teacher, and she would definitely try her best to promote this matter.
Na Bihu was happy in his heart, and said: "That's it, let's go back to Luozhong!" "For the two of them, it is the right thing to complete their own mission, but as for who Ren Song worships as his teacher, they don't care at all.
The three ghosts didn't hold back, they got into the donkey cart one after another, and were about to leave, but they heard a woman's voice sound: "Hey, you wait a minute!" Ren Song, who finally climbed into the car, looked back, but it was the girl named Zhang Ziru.
But I heard her shouting: "Cousin Ren Song, please wait, my grandfather has something to give you!" ”
When the coward heard this, he wanted to get into the car, but when he saw the girl stumbling on the road, he remembered that she was blind. Seeing that he was about to fall into the ditch on the side of the road, Ren Song, who couldn't bear it, finally reminded: "Don't go, be careful of falling into the ditch!" He said as he jumped out of the car and ran briskly to her side.
Pulling her to the middle of the road, he asked, "How did you get here?" ”
The little girl with a smile on her face said, "Grandpa knows that you refused to bow to the door and ran away by yourself, so let me bring you something!" With that, he handed over a cardboard box with "cold pass" written on it.
Looking at the trademark on the box, Ren Song felt a strange feeling in his heart, he was not sick, what did he do with cold medicine?
seemed to see Ren Song's doubts, and Zhang Ziru on the opposite side said with a smile: "You open the box and take a look at ......"
Looking up at her smiling face, the coward still opened the carton, but saw that it was not filled with medicine, but more than a dozen cigarette rolls made from dry tobacco leaves.
"This?" Seeing this play, Ren Song was even more confused, he usually didn't even smoke ordinary cigarettes, what did that uncle and grandfather mean by sending a bunch of cigarettes to himself?
"A total of sixteen ......" The little girl opposite said with joy on her face: "Grandpa said that if you encounter any danger, draw one, and you will understand when the time comes......"
"Oh?" Scratching the black hair on the top of his head, Ren Song, who was full of confusion, put the carton full of cigarettes into his pocket, and saw that the little girl opposite was still smiling, and couldn't help but ask a little strangely: "Hey, that...... Cousin Ziru, what are you so happy about? ”
The little girl heard this, and finally said with a smile: "Speaking of which, it's still your help!" Grandpa has always refused to teach me the Tao, but fortunately you refused to enter today, so you agreed to let me take over his mantle, thank you, Cousin Ren Song......"