Chapter 13 The Efficacy of Clay Cigars
When Ren Song returned to the donkey cart with the box, looking at the box with cold written on it, whether it was the two ghosts or Sun Qiuhong, their expressions became very strange......
When he knew that it was filled with old dry tobacco, Li Neng couldn't help laughing and said: "Ha, I thought that the old lady Zhang had made a bloody investment in order to accept a successor, and was ready to pay for his granddaughter and bring a dowry!" Unexpectedly...... Ha ha...... What does this dry cigarette roll mean! As soon as these words came out, even the partial hu next to him couldn't help laughing.
"Cut!" On the side, Sun Qiuhong said disdainfully: "The Ziru girl is ambitious, so she won't have anything to ......do with Brother Ren Song" Although she said toughly, her slightly wrinkled little nose exposed the apprehension in her heart, and finally asked uneasily: "That old man, why do you want to send a box of cigarettes?" Don't know that smoking is bad for your health? ”
"It should be a magic weapon or something, Brother Ren has just become a ghost and immortal, but he has no supernatural powers to protect his body, and it is very difficult to comprehend it in his eagerness, so the old man sent him a ...... for self-defense" finally stopped laughing and said: "Didn't he say just now that the old man let him smoke one when he was in danger?" ”
Li Neng also nodded again and again when he heard this, and then looked at Ren Song and reminded: "It's probably what it means, but little brother Ren, I'll still say more, you'd better take one of them first to try the effect of this magic weapon, so as not to get in a hurry and make mistakes when things come to an end...... Alas......" As he spoke, he remembered his shifting charm again, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.
That talisman was the descendant of a monk he caught when he was in Daozhou, and when he was about to go on the road, the monk suddenly appeared, sent a charm and begged him to let go of that guy, originally there was a name in the book of life and death, he didn't dare to make his own decisions, just in time for eight years of resistance against Japan, the most tense time, the country's population plummeted, the number of people in the underworld surged, and the Dongyue Emperor, who was in charge of the Yin Division, decided to **** a group of strong men loyal to the country in the underworld, and anyone who died less than seven days after death can turn back to the yang world.
Although the descendants of the monk are not considered to be genuine anti-journalists, they have also been on a trip to Taierzhuang. So Li Neng simply took the boldness, accepted the talisman, and released the soul as an anti-Japanese hero. It's also his luck, if it were in the past, this kind of thing would definitely be investigated, but that year, because of the inconsistencies in this kind of transaction, although it angered the emperor, but in the end, it was also closed because the law did not blame the public.
However, it is difficult to encounter this kind of opportunity again, and the more these two ghosts think about it, the more heartache they feel, and the black mist on their faces gathers into pimples. But he happened to be seen by the crooked neck next to him. Looking at Li Neng's distressed appearance, he couldn't help laughing and said: "What Lao Li said is a lesson from the past, little brother Ren, you must be careful." Hahahaha! ”
Hearing the gloating laughter of Bihu, the black smoke bumps on the face of Nijo next to him increased a lot.
Although he didn't know why this crooked-necked ghost couldn't stop laughing, Ren Song still felt that there was some truth in Li Neng's words just now, and he remembered the military novels he had read before, and the shooting masters in it had to test fire and calibrate them first when using new guns. Anyway, the uncle and grandfather gave him a lot of "earth cigars", so I simply gave him a try.
nodded at the moment, stretched out his index finger and gently scraped Sun Qiuhong's little nose on the side, and said with a smile: "How many days have you been out?" Have you asked for leave from school, be careful of being expelled for too much absenteeism? He knew that because of that Ziru cousin, the little girl was a little tasteful, so he deliberately diverted the topic to distract her.
"I've taken a leave of absence a long time ago!" Hearing Ren Song's concern, the girl grinned, and her mood seemed to be much better, seeing that he took out a cigarette roll and held it to his mouth, and then looked for matches around his body, he couldn't help but say a little depressed: "I originally prepared an ivory lighter...... The first time I went to the funeral home, it was stuffed in your pocket......"
This cowardly thing was first shocked, when did this girl stuff a lighter? But then I realized that the first time the girl went to the funeral home, it should have been when she had just died, and the ivory lighter should have been stuffed into the pocket of her body.
As soon as he thought of the corpse, Ren Song's heart was on fire again, and he didn't know which evil monk was so vicious, he had to get Lao Tzu to practice the law, and there was no way to return the yang! In the future, when I have great ability, I have to find a way to kill this immoral bastard!
I secretly cursed the damn evil cultivator in my heart, and I was touching my body for a while, and I was also busy and unwise, this coward forgot that he didn't smoke at all, and where did the lighter come from, but when he turned his pants pocket, he accidentally touched a boxy thing, and when he took it out to see, it was the ghost mirror.
I just wanted to take a closer look at this magical little mirror, but I was snatched away by the partial Hu on the side, and said: "Brother Ren, it's not that Hu is stingy, this thing is a Yin Si public weapon, just to borrow it from you, but it can't be given to you!" With that, he put a plastic lighter in his empty hand.
Helplessly, he rolled his eyelids, and was about to use the lighter to light the homemade cigarette roll, but Li Neng waved his hand and said: "Slow down, God knows what the effect of this magic weapon is, let's go out and try it, if it's something like that thunderbolt, it will be bad." ”
Bian Hu interrupted when he heard this: "Mo Hu said, the old lady Zhang said that it was smoked in a critical time, how could something that could be held in his mouth would be a thunderbolt." ”
"Still, it's better to go out and smoke!" But seeing him tilt his head, he stared at Ren Song and continued: "I guess it's poisonous smoke or something, it's not good to smoke people...... and then glanced at Sun Qiuhong next to him.
Hearing this, he hurriedly walked out of the car with the cigarette in his mouth, Hu Li and the two ghosts also followed, and even Sun Qiuhong jumped out of the car to see the excitement, at this time the donkey cart had already gone on the village road, surrounded by wheat fields that had been harvested, and it looked quite spacious.
Standing in the empty wheat field, lighting the cigar with the green flame of the lighter, Ren Song, who didn't know what to do, took a big puff and suddenly ...... The sky swirled, the earth turned, and even the green smoke in front of me became strange! He stepped forward, but he almost fell, and sighed lightly, it seemed that he was drunk again!
"Ahh With the little girl's scream, the two ghosts next to her also clamored. Looking at Sun Qiuhong's nervous face, this coward just wanted to comfort her a few words, but listened to the nonsense on the side and said: "It turns out that it's not a magic weapon!" Li Neng on the side should also claim to be.
"Oh? Is that...... What is that? Ren Song, who was a little dazed, stammered and asked.
"Well...... It should be called ......" for a long time, but he couldn't say his name, but Li Neng said: "In the words of the yang world, it is stimulants, haven't you noticed it, little brother Ren, you are now using the magic power of turning reality into fiction!" ”
Raising his hand and scratching the back of his head, the Ren family cowardly asked inexplicably: "What turns reality into ......" Before the sentence was finished, the cowardly had been startled by his raised arm, and now this hand is like the smoke in front of him, repeatedly, looming, really...... Weirdly tight!
"Try any other supernatural powers!" Partial Hu pouted on the side, but at this time, Ren Song only felt that his head was as heavy as a mountain, and he staggered back to the donkey cart, how could he still think about other magical powers, and immediately walked towards the donkey cart, who knew that as soon as he raised his legs, he was dizzy in front of him, and he sat on the ground with an unsteady cowardice.
But when he looked up and saw the donkey cart beside him, he was shocked. His position just now was twenty meters away from the donkey cart, and he was one step away...... Just come here?
"What a step! Sure enough, there are a lot of magical powers! The two ghosts sent Li Neng to the side and shouted, but when he heard the nonsense, his eyes were red, and he jumped up violently, and raised his fist to hit Ren Song's nose.
But at this time, because of his disgust, this coward was about to open the back door of the donkey cart, but he didn't see the crooked-necked ghost who rushed over. As soon as his hand stretched out, the partial beard just jumped closer. He was almost poked in the eye by his finger, which startled the guy, and shouted: "Good fellow, you will come out without knowing it!" ”
"Haha, you can't even use medicine without medicine, right?" Li Neng next to him looked embarrassed and smiled.
"Hey, hey! Brother Ren Song, are you okay? Seeing Ren Song's appearance, the little girl on the side was very distressed, and hurriedly walked over to support him.
Shaking his head, he was smoked by the smoke and his tearful eyes were hazy, and he glanced up at the girl, but he accidentally found that she was covered in black mist, which looked very terrifying, and reached out to grab the little girl's arm, and just wanted to ask, but he saw that the black mist poured into his body along his arm, and he was surprised in his heart, but he heard Li Neng say: "Sure enough, it doesn't matter how much Yin Spirit Qi Miss Sun inhales this time, when the time comes, Ren Xiaodi will remove the evil qi on her body, and naturally it will not hurt the body......"
The partial Hu next to him continued: "It seems that Old Man Zhang's cigarette roll is really extraordinary, and it actually instantly stimulated the four magical powers of ghosts and immortals, with this thing, it will save more than ten years of hard work!" ”
"More than ten years?" When Ren Song heard the end, he looked at the two ghosts with a surprised face and asked.
"Ahh Finding that he was a little embarrassed, he said helplessly: "That...... That ghost's magical powers are ...... It's not that easy to practice......" He didn't finish speaking, but when he heard a plop, the cowardly on the opposite side fell to the ground, and Sun Qiuhong, who was frightened, exclaimed.
Seeing Ren Song fall to the ground, the two ghosts also hurriedly came over to check, and when they saw this coward staring at the sky with his eyes wide open, he realized that he was just smoking too hard and was completely drunk......
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When Ren Song returned to normal, it was an hour later, lying in the carriage, this cowardly only felt extremely disgusted, looked at the little girl next to him, and couldn't help wailing: "What kind of smoke is this?" Why is it so powerful!! ”
Li Neng, who was sitting in the front row, laughed and said: "What, this kind of old dry tobacco is not very strong, it's just that you don't smoke often!" Hahaha, I've only seen drunk people before, smoking like this, little brother Ren, it's really the first time I've seen you, hahaha......"