Send Kou Zhen away, I went back to the house to sleep, after half an hour, there were exclamations in the west wing, the sound of incantations, and the sound of Yang madman scolding, I didn't get up, I knew that the hanged ghost found Wu Yu, anyway, I couldn't die, buddy was very relieved to continue to sleep, I slept for less than three hours, the biological clock woke me up, sat up and was about to go out to wash with my face, Wu Yu angrily broke in with the yellow charm with my birthday, and shouted to me: "Are you moving your hands and feet?" ”

I looked at him speechlessly, and the fool knew that it was my hands and feet, so I still need to ask? The key is that you didn't catch me, if you didn't catch me, you can't recognize it, I looked at the yellow fu, and said with a sigh: "The yellow fu has my birth date on it, what do you want to do?" Isn't it just a little grudge, as for pondering using evil magic to harm me? ”

Wu Yu trembled angrily, pointed at me and said, "Xue Wei, why are you so scoundrel?" ”

, I'm forcing you to pretend to be a madman Yang, how can you fix it if you don't be a scoundrel? I held my face and wondered if I should buckle his head, but my mouth said coldly: "I don't understand what you say." ”

Wu Yu was about to go berserk, and he used to look like a person with a good temper, and he raised the yellow talisman in his hand and said to me: "You dare to say that you didn't do it?" Do you dare to say that you didn't put the birthday eight characters on me and let the hanged ghost find me? ”

"Catch the cheap and catch the double, take the people and take the dirty, what evidence do you have that I did it? I also said that you had bad intentions and used my birthday to write on the yellow charm to harm me, but if you hurt me, I won't be able to go to the dragon vein in May next year, do you think everyone will let you go? I feel deeply hurt and threatened now, and I want to talk to your master about it, hey! Today's children don't know how to respect the elderly, and even their uncles dare to harm ......"

Hearing that I was going to find Madman Yang, Wu Yu sneered: "Don't bother with that, my master was taken away by me, I told him that I would accompany you to practice, and let him go to my senior brother." ”

The buddy suddenly realized, no wonder Madman Yang didn't call the door in the morning, it turned out that it was Wu Yu who took Madman Yang away, it seems that he wants to teach me a lesson, so buddy is still afraid of him? Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he asked, "Your master is not here, are you here to fight?" ”

Wu Yu snorted coldly and said: "You and I are learning the art of talismans, it's better to compare the art of talismans, let's also make a bet, two wins in three games, whoever wins will be the master, and whoever loses will worship who will be the teacher!" ”

After Wu Yu finished speaking, I suddenly realized it again, knowing why Yang Madman was not there, he must have been fooled by Wu Yu, what did he say to get him back, if I lost and recognized Wu Yu as a master, wouldn't Yang Madman become my master? My master is a generation lower than him, won't the field be recovered? Crazy Yang has no responsibility, the two juniors are messing around, no one can say anything, maybe they will publicize it intentionally or unintentionally, even if they don't publicize it, it's good to have a psychological comfort.

It's full of routines, Wu Yu must think that he entered Maoshan early, the Taoism is higher than mine, and he looks down on me a little, the problem is that the buddies are not afraid of him, I pondered and said: "Okay, since you are willing to die, I am willing to bury, you want to play, then let's play bigger, set up a note, and then find a witness, record the whole process with a mobile phone, no one should rely on the account, what do you think?" ”

Wu Yu didn't expect me to cooperate with him so much, so he was stunned and said in silence: "Okay, just do as you say!" ”

Of course, the witness is what I'm looking for, Wu Yu is not familiar with life in the alley, although the buddy is also an outsider, after all, he has lived for a long time, and he knows more people than him, after thinking about it, I decided to let the bell be a witness, and called the bell, and the bell came over soon, followed by a Kou Zhen, obviously the bell told him.

As soon as Kou Zhen came in, he squeezed his eyebrows at me, and smiled with a thief on his face, I was really afraid that he would show his stuffing, after all, he still used this kid, and hurriedly said to the bell: "Bell, this Wuyu of the Maoshan faction wants to fight with me, whoever loses will be the apprentice, and the one who wins will be the master, and we are about to sign and draw the pledge, you can be a witness for the two of us." ”

Bell looked out the door and asked, "Viagra, what about Crazy Yang?" ”

"Crazy Yang has hid out, his apprentice is bullying me with his profound Taoism, and he is embarrassed to look at it from the side."

I replied lazily, and the tone of the bell suddenly increased, and the urn said angrily: "What are you afraid of when Madman Yang is not there?" It's better for the three of us to beat up this kid and let him obediently recognize you as a master, if he doesn't accept it, beat him up......"

My eyes lit up, this method is actually not bad, but Wu Yu was startled, took two steps back and said: "Xue Wei, the fighting method is the fighting method, come in a bright and upright way, if you don't dare to accept the move, just say it." ”

Dared! Lao Tzu has been hit, how can you drip the radical method? Is it good for buddy to have a back move? I smiled at him and said, "I'm not as shameless as you, let's say, better than what?" ”

"In the first scene, let's compare the talismans, let the bell be a witness, see whose talisman is good and aura, record it with a mobile phone, and I'm not afraid of you playing tricks."

"That's better than drawing a talisman! See you in the yard in an hour! The buddy walked out with the basin, this time Wu Yu didn't stop him, he snorted coldly and went back to the west wing, the buddy washed up, returned to the house, and said to the bell: "When you draw the talisman later, use your small bronze mirror to reflect the sunlight, and shake it up to his eyes, paralyzed, it's always natural for girls to look in the mirror, right?" ”

Kou Zhen said to me in surprise: "Viagra, you are insidious enough?" ”

I sneered: "This is our home field, if the three of us can't win this goods, we don't have to mix, Wu Yu feels that he started earlier than me, and his talisman technique is better than me, he looks down on me, and he doesn't take you two in his eyes, didn't he react when he saw the three of us together?" Can you swallow this breath? ”

"Viagra, you don't need to be agitated, me and the bell will definitely help you!" Kou Zhen saw my intentions, I frowned and didn't speak, I did mean to be excited, but what I said was also the truth, Wu Yu knew that I and Bell Kou Zhen were really a gang and didn't take it seriously, if it sounded good, it was confident, and if it didn't sound good, it was arrogant.

Forget the bell, although Kou Zhen is not in tune, but his immortal step is good, it is really a good move, judging from Wu Yu's performance, he didn't know that Kou Zhen would make this move, so isn't it a win?

I called the bell and Kou Zhen aside, and carefully discussed how to deal with Wu Yu, half an hour later, my buddy took Kou Zhen and Bell to move a small table to the yard, and Wu Yu also came out, wearing a cyan robe, dressed in a lily Suo, I have to admit that Wu Yu is actually quite handsome, but his face is full of blue, blue, green and purple, plus he was beaten by Yang Maniac, and it is a bit funny to be so neat.

Wu Yu's small table was placed on the tablet of the Sanmao Patriarch, incense, tribute, the same is not bad, there is also a peach wood sword on the table, seeing that I am coming, staring at me with that black eye and blue eyes and said: "Let the bell video, let's start the competition." ”

The buddy smiled and asked him, "Do you draw first, or do you paint together?" ”

"Let's draw together and let the bell videotape." Wu Yu is most afraid of buddy, he seems to have some scruples, but he doesn't know that the real threat is not me, so the buddy will satisfy him, bow his head and tidy up his small table, we are offering the first generation of Heavenly Master Zhang Daoling Zhang Tianshi, light incense, put on the tribute, and start to meditate.

What Wu Yu did over there was meticulous, clean his hands, his mouth, his pen, paper and inkstone, and recited the mantra softly: "General Ju Shui Wulei, the electric scorching brilliance, the upper part is to protect the body and save the life, and the lower is to bind the ghosts and subdue the evil, all the dead and alive are reduced to immortality, and the urgency is like the law." Then came the paper mantra, the water mantra, the ink mantra, and the inkstone mantra......

After the mantra was recited, he looked at the bell that was recording the video with his mobile phone, and looked at me again, and the buddy was almost ready, and he lifted the pen and dipped it in cinnabar on the yellow paper, and Wu Yu reached out and dragged the brush, stained it with cinnabar, and just put down the pen on the yellow paper, the bell took out the copper mirror in his arms in time, reflecting the sun's rays and shaking Wu Yu's eyes.

Drawing a talisman is a matter of enthusiasm, a slight change of mind halfway, or a change, a talisman will be invalid, although the black feather Taoist line is indeed a little higher than me, but Ya's struggle experience is too shallow, it is estimated that the Yang madman is also a little dead-eyed, the sun pierces the eyes, if he can calm his mind, he doesn't take it seriously, a few strokes can draw a yellow talisman, after all, he has practiced for so many years, fortunately, he does not have such a deep cultivation.

As soon as the sun was dazzling, Wu Yu subconsciously closed his eyes, and the strength and thought in his hands were gone, and the buddy took the opportunity to snort...... Drew a talisman, put down the pen and paper and looked at Wu Yu, Wu Yu trembled angrily, and yelled at the bell: "I'm drawing a talisman, what are you doing with the small mirror?" Deliberately mischievous, isn't it? ”

Bell's little temper burst into anger, he spat at the mouth, and spit at Wu Yu, Wu Yu dodged, and Bell scolded: "Are you stupid?" I'm a girl, is it unusual for a girl to look in the mirror? Your mother's kung fu practice can't be at home, I can be distracted by looking in the mirror, and you blame me? You look at other people's viagra, why is he not distracted when I look in the mirror? Are you still a Taoist priest? Do you have any thoughts about me? Do you have an idea for me? Stinky and shameless ......"

Wu Yu's face turned green, and he suddenly jumped up and shouted to me, "Xue Wei, have you discussed how to deal with me?" ”

it! Ya's head was hanged last night, and the ghost kissed? Fools can see it, do you still need to ask? But the buddy couldn't admit it, and said to him: "It's a drawing talisman, what's wrong in the middle, I can only say that your life is not good, don't you know that my life is very hard and very against the sky?" So it's not surprising that you lost to me, this is called the heavens will kill you, and it is not a crime of war! If you don't accept it, then there's no way, Bell, you should also have a few metaphysical exchange groups, send a small video! (To be continued.) )