Wu Yu lost so badly in the first game, I summarized that there are four reasons, one, the enemy is arrogant, two, he didn't sleep well last night, three, anger made him lose his original reason, four, we greatly overestimated our character, resulting in a miserable loss, Wu Yu is not a stupid person, there should not be many times to come out to explore the rivers and lakes, and the sinister understanding of the rivers and lakes is insufficient.

It's true, in addition to shocking Wu Yu, the shamelessness of me and Bell actually admitted defeat in frustration, and the buddy was very proud, raising his eyebrows and asking him: "What is the second game better than?" ”

With the experience of the first game, Wu Yu was silent for a long time, and said to me: "Fighting talismans, but I have conditions, you and I go back to draw three talismans, and we will still meet in the courtyard an hour later, but your friend can't be ten steps closer to me, you must keep a distance, and you can't have anyone else to help, otherwise even if you automatically admit defeat, do you agree?" ”

"I promise!" The buddy didn't hesitate, he said yes, Wu Yu was melancholy again, stared at me suspiciously for a long time, and the buddy let him see it generously, and after five minutes, Wu Yu sighed and turned around to go back to the house, and the buddy also turned around and went back to the house, and as soon as he entered the house, Kou Zhen whispered to me: "Viagra, viagra, is it time for the buddy to make a move this time?" ”

The first bell made trouble, the second game was of course Kou Zhen's shot, as for how to shoot, I thought about it when Wu Yu proposed to fight the talisman, rummaged through the wardrobe, turned out the three yellow talismans that I had practiced before, and handed them to Kou Zhen and said: "Later, you will use the fairy step to get close to Wu Yu, drop the three yellow talismans, and we will win the second game......"

Kou Zhen took the yellow talisman and said with a smile: "Viagra, look at you." As he spoke, he was about to go outside, but I grabbed him and said to him: "Don't worry, I'll go back in half an hour, at that time, the black feather talisman is estimated to be almost ......."

An hour later, I stood in the courtyard with Wu Yu, I stood at my door, he stood at his door, and we each hung a talisman bag on our waists, quite a bit of the posture before the decisive battle of the gunners in the western United States, under Wu Yu's strong request, I let Kou Zhen and the bell stay in the house, in fact, what difference does it make if you can't come out? The yellow charm has been dropped, and now the yellow charm in my charm bag is the charm drawn by Wu Yu with his heart, and the yellow charm in his charm bag is what I used to practice drawing, and he can't win.

"Xue Wei, let's stop talking nonsense, I'll start by shouting one, two, three, whoever subdues the other party first will win."

"You count!" The buddy said lightly, and Wu Yu counted it very realistically: "One!" The buddy said: "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, the fixed ancestor is coming, the Iron Bull Patriarch is coming, and the Bronze Bull Patriarch is coming." Set your head, fix your waist, fix your legs. The front does not move, the back does not move, the left does not move, the right does not move. If you don't move, you won't move, and you can't lift your hands......"

As soon as I recited the incantation, Wu Yu became angry and scolded me, "Shameless! After speaking, he felt that it was wrong, because he was a beat slower, and he recited the spell in a panic, the same as the spell I recited, one of the three yellow talismans he drew was a talisman, it seemed that he wanted to give the buddy a stop, and then humiliate it, the buddy recited the spell first, and the black feather hurriedly chased after him, and the speed of speech was very fast, and he caught up in the end, and he was as anxious as the law made the two of us blurt out almost together.

Ya quickly took out the yellow charm, didn't look at it, and threw it at me, I have to say that the black feather entry is indeed an advantage, I also admit that he is a little faster than me, whether it is chanting a spell, or throwing the yellow charm, the strength is enough, the key is that the yellow charm is not very good, so the buddy is fearless, and he does not hide, but takes a step forward, and throws the yellow charm at him with his head, and the yellow charm in his hand is thrown out of him.

Use the brain door to top, of course, I want to confuse Wu Yu, I definitely didn't think I would do this, I will be confused, even if it is only for a moment, it is enough for the buddy to shoot, he wants to hide is not so neat, as I thought, I used the brain to meet the top yellow charm, Wu Yu was confused, his pupils dilated, his body stiffened, revealing a particularly incredible expression, stupid comparison, in the scheme! The talisman in buddy's hand slammed into his bewildered head.

Wu Yu was immediately frozen, still maintaining a confused expression, buddy casually dragged down the yellow charm attached to my head, walked over and flicked it on Wu Yu's head, there was a big brain collapse, the painful Wu Yu tears were about to come out, but he couldn't move, his eyes looked at me sloppily and said, "Impossible, this can't ......"

I ignored him, turned my head and asked, "The bells, have you taken pictures?" ”

"Don't worry, viagra, it's all filmed." The bell proudly raised the mobile phone in his hand to me, and I said to her: "Back up on the computer, it's best to upload a cloud or something, set a password, if Wu Yu doesn't worship me as a teacher, let's give him the whole network, let everyone see what kind of goods the Maoshan faction Wu Yu is." ”

The bell agreed to work in the store, Wu Yu looked at me with tears in his eyes, and asked, "Xue Wei, do you want to do such a great job?" ”

The buddy took out the remaining two yellow talismans from the talisman bag and put them on his head, and said fiercely: "My special mother did it, am I very familiar with you?" Your master asked you to find a lonely ghost to practice for me, and you deliberately found a hanged ghost for more than 500 years, are you ruthless? If you look for it, you should tell me in advance, aren't you waiting to see my jokes? I was chased by the hanged ghost and had no way out, I found you, you didn't say help, ran faster than a rabbit, was hit twice by the hanged ghost, and was resentful, and deliberately let me throw the hanging rope into the ghost set, and the hanged ghost entangled me again, are you not ruthless? ”

"The most hateful thing is that the hanged ghost found you, and you came to the door early in the morning, and took away the Yang madman to teach me a lesson, fortunately, my buddy has a great ability and cleaned you up, I really want you to clean it up, will you pity me? Fuck your uncle, why did Madman Yang accept such a sinister and cunning apprentice as you? ”

"Xue Wei, do you still want to be shameless? I know now, you have dropped my yellow talisman, we are an upright competition, and you have turned it into a conspiracy, who is insidious and cunning? I kind of understand it, I should find a helper to fight you again, not fight the three of you alone......"

Wu Yu said very sad and angry, and his buddies listened to the music, patted him on the shoulder and said, "You only know now?" Who made you so bullish that you didn't take us seriously? It's late, two wins in three games, I won two games against you, there is your name on the note, there is a video to prove it, your special mother can't wash it when she jumps into the Yellow River, so she obediently gives Lao Tzu an apprentice. ”

Wu Yu was stimulated by me, and scolded, buddy has quality, don't scold him, take out his mobile phone to record his ugliness, and prepare to go back and put a piece recorded by the bell on the Internet, the topic is all thought of, the Maoshan faction that can't afford to lose, and the Maoshan disciple Wu Yu who can't afford to lose.

I think the number of clicks will not be bad at all, and I will feel that it is not interesting to record it, Shi Shiran went back to the house, Kou Zhen waited for me to come back in the house, and said to me: "Viagra, you don't care about him outside?" Aren't you afraid that Crazy Yang will come back to trouble you? ”

"What the hell is he doing? Let him calm and calm under the sun, it's certain that the madman Yang will trouble me, if he doesn't clean up the black feather, he won't trouble me? There will still be trouble, offending has already offended, it's better to offend more ruthlessly......"

Kou Zhen agreed with my theory, buddy cleaned up the black feather, I felt very sleepy, it just so happened that Madman Yang was not there, I could sleep for a while, I asked Kou Zhen to help me protect the Fa, Madman Yang came back and woke me up in time, fell into bed groggy, and fell asleep before a minute arrived.

The dazed Kou Zhen called me: "Viagra, wake up, Madman Yang is back." ”

The buddy woke up suddenly, and there was a crazy laugh from Yang Maniac in his ears, which was very demonic: "Hahaha...... Wu Yu, did you win against Xue Wei's kid? Lao Tzu came back to give you a witness, I will apprentice later, let him kowtow to you and pour tea, Lao Tzu finally raised his eyebrows today, hahaha, meet Zhang Qingshan again, let him talk about seniority......"

The laughter stopped abruptly, and Madman Yang obviously saw the frozen black feather, and asked in a deep voice, "What's the matter?" ”

The buddy jumped out of bed, slipped to the door and looked out with the door frame, and saw Yang Maniac wearing a personality shroud, standing beside Wu Yu with a gloomy face, and another beautiful Taoist priest stood next to him, with low eyebrows, it was his other apprentice.

"Master, I'm sorry for you, I fell for Xue Wei's tricks, I lost! But I really don't blame me, than the drawing talisman, he asked the bell to shake my eyes with a mirror, and when he was fighting the talisman, he secretly replaced the yellow talisman I had drawn, and I just lost, master, it's not that I don't have enough ability, it's that Xue Wei is too shameless......"

I'm very worried about the Yang madman protecting the calf, I am very worried, Yang madman glanced at me, obviously saw me, strange eyes, I thought he was going to trouble me, I was so frightened that I shrank my neck, but I didn't expect Yang Maniac to suddenly raise his leg and kick, bang! The sound kicked the black feather away, and he returned to his room silently.

The Taoist priest beside Yang Madman hurriedly stepped forward to help Wu Yu, helped him up and entered the house, seeing this, Kou Zhen patted his head and said to me: "Viagra, I suddenly remembered that the goods have not arrived in the past few days, and I have to hurry up." After saying that, he raised his feet and ran, but he didn't give me time to react, because he was afraid that Yang Crazy would suddenly go crazy and even clean him up.

After Kou Zhen left, my buddy was also a little worried, thinking about it carefully, at most, I would be beaten, and Yang Maniac really didn't dare to do anything to me, but if I was really beaten, my buddy would dare to upload the recorded video to the Internet to see who was embarrassed.

Just as he was about to close the door, another apprentice of Yang Maniac came out, walked to my door with a smile on his face, and said to me gently: "Brother Xue Wei, I am Wuyu's senior brother, my name is Ruan Han, how about we talk?" ”

"Yohe, this is the junior brother who lost, and the senior brother came to find a field?" The buddy asked, Ruan Han waved his hand at me, signaling that he was not looking for trouble, and then made a shushing gesture, signaling not to let Yang Madman hear.

What do you mean? Dude is a little confused. (To be continued.) )