Chapter 42: Bruce Fat

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Chapter 42: Bruce Fat

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I saw that the entire upper body of the female corpse had poked out of the coffin and was lying on top of the fat man. The two pairs of miserable white hands held the fat man's face from behind, and they were slowly sliding down. I can see that my hands and feet are cold.

"Girl, excuse me, you have to be respectful, your husband is still watching," said the fat man, and sweat began to drip down his fat face.

The female corpse ignored the fat man and continued to grope down. Seeing that he was about to touch the fat man's chest, the fat man finally couldn't help but start to run away. I saw the fat man scream "wow", raised his hand and grabbed the female corpse's hands on his shoulders and pulled it forward violently, throwing the female corpse out of the coffin with a beautiful over-the-shoulder throwing action.

I squatted across from him while the fat man was packing up his jewelry. The fat man's over-the-shoulder fell tightly, and he was thrown out of the coffin and flew straight towards me and threw himself directly into my arms. My scalp was numb, and I screamed and tried to push the female corpse away. Unexpectedly, the female corpse hugged me, her arms tightly wrapped around my neck, and the face as white as rice paper was directly pasted on my face. The skin of the female corpse was pressed against my face, and the bone-chilling coldness made my scalp explode, and I almost cried.

"Hey, hey, what's going on! Just report it, why are you still kissing? The fat man screamed and rushed over, grabbing the woman's clothes and trying to tear her away. But I didn't expect the female corpse to be surprisingly strong, those two hands were like pliers tightly around my neck, and no matter how much the fat man pulled, he couldn't separate them.

"If you pull my neck again, I'm going to break it!" I shouted.

The fat man saw that the situation was not good, and shouted, "Sister Lan! Zongzi! Come and help! ”

Lan not far behind him turned around and looked at us with a frown, thought for a moment, and then pulled out the strangely shaped black knife and walked over.

When the female corpse saw Lan coming over with a knife, she didn't know whether she was afraid of Lan who exuded a murderous aura or the black knife in Lan's hand, so she let go of her hands and retreated. The fat man couldn't reach it and was knocked to the ground by the female corpse, and a skeleton got up and picked up a crowbar and rushed over.

The female corpse was sandwiched between Lan and the fat man, and she neither advanced nor retreated for a while.

Suddenly, Lan rushed forward with an arrow, and the black knife in his hand slashed horizontally towards the female corpse's neck. At the same time, the fat man also moved, and the raised crowbar smashed directly into the head of the female corpse. Looking at the momentum of the fat man's thunderous blow, if this stick really hits the female corpse's head, it won't burst like a watermelon?

It's a pity that the female corpse dodged sideways, avoiding the attack of Lan and the fat man at the same time. Lan slashed the air with a knife, and the action could not be contained, and he directly copied the fat man and slashed over. Seeing that the fat man was about to hit the knife edge, he saw the fat man turn over in a hurry and erect a crowbar to block it directly on the side. I only heard the sound of "dang", and the crowbar was directly split in two by the black knife that came horizontally. But fortunately, this also bought the fat man time, and he successfully exited the attack range of the black knife.

"Get out of the way." Lan glanced at the fat man and turned to face the female corpse.

The fat man was still stunned when he looked at the crowbar that was broken in two in his hand, and he didn't come back to his senses. When I saw it, I rushed up and pulled him back, and retreated behind the coffin.

"Damn, a crowbar made of steel!" The fat man looked at the two crowbars in his hand and said, "What the hell is this knife made of, so powerful?" ”

Just when the fat man and I were hiding behind the coffin and watching Lan fight with the female corpse, another hand stretched out from the coffin.

The fat man and I were stunned at the same time, and reflexively probed in to see. It's okay not to look at it, the male corpse inside also opened his eyes at some point!

"Holy! Run! The fat man screamed, turned around, pulled me back, and retreated to the corner of the wall.

The man's corpse was also very fast, and he crawled out of the coffin in less than ten seconds, and then crawled directly towards me and the fat man.

The fat man pushed me and said, "He must have come to you, you not only hugged someone's wife just now, but also kissed him." ”

"Fuck you, you touched his wife's face before, and you ripped her clothes just now. Why don't you say he's coming for you? I scolded.

The fat man just wanted to scold back, but found that the male corpse had already pressed up while speaking. "Don't say it's useless, hurry up and find a way to solve it! Otherwise, our brothers will have to die here! ”

I was so frightened that I couldn't say anything, and handed the crowbar in my hand to the fat man: "You, you go first, I, I'll give it to you, you cover." ”

The fat man stammered when he saw me talking, so he sighed helplessly, took the crowbar, took a deep breath and forcibly calmed down, and then rushed over with a loud shout. , and the male corpse scuffled together.

But the fat man is a fat man after all, if it is about the explosive power of the moment, it is okay, but he does not have the physical strength to fight a protracted battle. In less than five minutes, the male corpse that was originally crushed by the fat man and beaten by the fat man gradually began to gain the upper hand. The fat man couldn't hold it anymore.

"If you don't come to help me again, the fat man is going to return to his place!" The fat man shouted.

I was also anxious on the side: "Guy! I don't have a guy! ”

"Haven't you fought with your fists? Come on! While speaking, the fat man was accidentally knocked to the ground by the male corpse and was ridden by the male corpse.

As soon as I saw that the situation was wrong, I yelled and waved my fist and was about to rush over to help the fat man, but suddenly I remembered that there was a porcelain bowl like an ashtray in my backpack. So he hurriedly flipped it out, took it and rushed to the male corpse, picked up the ashtray and slapped it on the male corpse's head as a brick.

The man's head was also surprisingly hard. I only heard a crisp sound of "pop", and most of the ashtray was broken by me, and only half of it was still in my hand. And the head of the male corpse does not seem to have become the watermelon burst and the juice flowed as I imagined. However, the male corpse was slapped by me and rolled out, and I was blinded by the photo, crawling on the ground and shaking his head to regain consciousness. And at this time, the fat man also took the opportunity to get up from the ground.

"What did you just hit it with? So powerful? The fat man asked me.

I was stunned for a moment, and said to myself, if I said that I used this priceless antique, the fat man would not kill me. So he casually threw aside the half of the porcelain bowl in his hand: "Oh, it's nothing, it's just an ashtray." ”

"Ashtray?" The fat man looked puzzled, "How else to say that you people in the city love to be clean, come out and pour a bucket and return the fucking ashtray with a fuck." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and find a way to fix it." I patted the fat man and said. The moment I gave the male corpse just now gave me a lot of confidence. It seems that these so-called zongzi are not out of the way to cause harm to them.

"Okay, look at me. Let you see the real kung fu of the fat man. The fat man said. As he spoke, I saw him throw the crowbar and strike Bruce Lee's classic pose again.

"I'll fight!" With a long roar, the fat man staggered towards the male corpse lying on the ground.

The man's corpse was slapped by me, and it is estimated that he has not recovered yet, and the fat man's sudden attack did not react at once, and he was pressed under the fat man.

"Grandma's, fat man, I hate that someone is more handsome than me. Make you more handsome than me! You're fucking handsome than me! As he spoke, the fat man swung his fist and struck the man in the face.

was pressed by the fat man's weight of more than 200 catties, coupled with the fat man's stormy fist, the male corpse couldn't move at all.

The fat man slapped the male corpse in the face for almost three minutes, and the accumulated momentum was finally used up again, and the strength in his hand slowly slowed down. At this time, I looked at the face of the male corpse, and after the destruction of the fat man's raining fists, I couldn't see the face anymore.

The fat man exhaled fiercely, and was just about to get off the male corpse, but he didn't expect the male corpse's cloudy eyes to open, and then his mouth opened, and an unusually long tongue stretched out instantly. took advantage of the moment when the fat man opened his mouth to pant for breath, and he got into the fat man's mouth at once.

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