Chapter 41 Again Tricked the Corpse

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The fat man and I blushed and screamed, and then lifted the lid on the coffin.

The fat man took a few breaths to slow down, and then raised the fire fold and poked his head in to figure out what was going on inside. I stood by and held my breath, leaning my head in the fat man's movements.

Inside the huge coffin was a slightly smaller wooden coffin. The owner of the tomb should have kept it inside.

The fat man looked at it and retracted his head, took two steps back to the outside of the stone platform, and then gathered around and picked up a few handfuls of dust and put them in front of the coffin. Then he took out his cigarette, took one of the four remaining cigarettes, lit it with a fire fold, stuck it in the pile of ashes, and bowed respectfully three times.

"Can't you be generous and light three cigarettes?" I asked the fat man.

"You know the." The fat man folded his hands and bowed one last time, turned his face to look at me: "How many women have you seen smoking?" Also, there is a child inside, how can a child smoke? In the end, isn't there only that man left? ”

I watched the fat man say one by one, and I didn't bother to pay attention to him, looked at the coffin and silently recited a sentence in my heart, and then followed the fat man to go up and prepare the coffin lid. In the process, I noticed that Lan didn't even look at us, just looked at the wall full of words. It doesn't seem to care about the progress on our side at all, which makes me curious. A tomb robber entered the tomb and put all kinds of funeral goods next to it, and he couldn't afford to leave the coffin, but he ******** study the life deeds of others. Could it be that women have a literary heart hidden in their hearts?

The fat man called out to me, and I took my mind back, nodded at the fat man, and then picked up the crowbar and walked back to the coffin.

The process of opening the coffin is similar to that of prying the coffin just now, so I won't describe it here. When the lid of the coffin was lifted aside by me and the fat man, the scene inside the coffin was finally revealed.

The corpse in the coffin was covered by a very large quilt, and two adult corpses were placed on either side, with a particularly small corpse in the middle. All three bodies showed only the heads of the corpses. Moreover, each corpse wore a mask, and there was no way to distinguish between a man and a woman, only the protruding part of the quilt could tell that the baby was placed in the middle.

"What now?" I asked the fat man.

"Lift the covers first." The fat man frowned and thought about it before saying.

"Lift the quilt?" I was stunned: "Someone else's family of three is sleeping together, you lifted the ceiling of the house (the local custom is to treat the coffin as the home of the deceased), not to mention, now you have to lift the quilt of others as soon as you come up, isn't it polite?" ”

The fat man was stunned for a moment, thought for a while and explained: "It's summer now, and it must be very hot to cover such a thick quilt." They can't lift it themselves, so I have to help them. As he spoke, the fat man put the crowbar under the quilt and picked it up, trying to pick it up. I didn't expect the quilt to be too heavy, so I could only pick up one corner. So the fat man called me again to help.

I looked at the corpse with only three heads exposed, silently recited a sin in my heart, and then went to help the fat man.

The quilt was lifted by me and the fat man. Thankfully, however, each corpse was clothed. This avoids undeserved embarrassment.

"What's next?" I asked the fat man.

"I'll see if they have a mechanism in their stomachs." As he spoke, the fat man poked the corpse's stomach with a crowbar.

I can see that the fat man is still very careful. Each time, the crowbar landed gently on the corpse's stomach before slowly pressing down.

In order to find out if there was an anti-theft mechanism in the corpse, it took the fat man nearly ten minutes before he breathed a sigh of relief, and then walked to a corpse and reached out to remove the mask from his face.

I don't know what the material of the mask is made of, but according to the general movie bridge, it should be golden.

The fat man carefully took off the masks of all three corpses. The male corpse is on the left, and the female corpse is on the right. Probably because of the extremely dry surroundings, the faces of the three corpses were very well preserved, almost indistinguishable from ordinary people.

"Yo, it's pretty beautiful." The fat man smacked his lips.

Hearing the fat man say this, I subconsciously looked down at the female corpse. Really high nose bridge, firm face, full lips. Damn, don't say it in the past, it's definitely a beauty even now.

"Alas, it's a pity." The fat man sighed and reached for the female corpse's cheek.

As soon as I saw it, I quickly stopped him: "What the are you doing?" Why do you still touch other people's faces? Someone else's husband is watching from the side. ”

"Where do you want to go, I'm here to see if she has a corpse pill in her mouth."

"Corpse Pill?" I was stunned for a moment and asked the fat man, "What is it?" ”

"Something that prevents the corpse from turning into a rice dumpling. It's like a charm at the door of every room on a wooden floor, an ink line on a coffin. ”

Hearing the fat man say this, I subconsciously took a few steps back: "Isn't it? You mean these corpses will also cheat corpses? ”

"I'm not watching." The fat man said, his index finger and thumb slightly exerted force, and pinched open the mouth of the female corpse. Then he shone a flashlight into her mouth.

The cold sweat I was watching from the side came out. Knowing that the fat man nodded, I breathed a sigh of relief.

The fat man found no signs of the corpse, so he began to pick off the jewelry worn by the female corpse. What earrings, necklaces, bracelets. The fat man took it all down.

I watched the fat man put it in his bag one by one, and asked him: "Jewelry is a woman's life, if you take it all, aren't you afraid that she will get up and settle accounts with you?" ”

The fat man "cut" and said, "A woman who can't raise a corpse is not a good zongzi." For this kind of unmotivated woman, you don't have to be polite - hey, don't touch me, you want to pick out your own jewelry. ”

I was stunned: "Me? I didn't touch you. As I spoke, I raised my hands and shook them in front of the fat man.

The fat man looked up and saw my hand stiffening, and his eyes widened involuntarily.

I was a little confused at first, and I didn't understand how the fat man stopped. But when I saw the fat man's shoulder on his shoulder, which had always been slender and white, my scalp exploded instantly.

"Xiao Xiaowei, you help the fat man take a look, there is something behind me" The fat man began to tremble as he spoke.

If this were in normal times, I would definitely correct my surname Wei but not Wei. But now I am in no mood to explain this situation, my eyes widened and I looked at the female corpse slowly sitting up from the coffin behind the fat man, and my legs were weak.

"Okay, I know what it is." The fat man looked at me with a frightened expression on his face, and he understood what was behind him.

"I said that jewelry is a woman's life, and if you leave her a little, you just don't listen. What should I do? I stumbled backwards, and by this time the female corpse had completely sat up from the coffin. At the same time, the other hand was also on the fat man's shoulder.

"Sister sister, I was wrong. Give it back to you" The fat man said and raised one of the earrings on his hand above his head, meaning that I will return the jewelry to you, and you will let me go.

I saw that the female corpse did not look at the earrings, but slowly leaned out of the coffin and lay on the fat man's back. The fat man was startled, he couldn't even speak now, and the earrings on his hands fell to the ground.