Chapter 243, Immortality
Chapter 243, Immortality
Ye Han said dissatisfiedly: "There are less than ten people in the courtyard, including you, what are you doing?" The Emperor's will has come? Guogong? It's not that he was asked to prepare a mansion, so stingy, I bought this house with my own ....... Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Grandpa, grandpa!" Lao He cried and cried, and then leaned into Ye Han's ear: "Childe, you are the prince of the country personally appointed by Your Majesty, no matter where you are, it is not good to arrange Your Majesty at will, this is a big disrespect." Whoever wants to be killed. As he spoke, his eyes kept drifting over the four soldiers at the door.
Ye Han patted Lao He on the shoulder: "Okay, my son, well, my grandfather knows your kindness." Boil some hot water, I'm tired of running these days. Go to the Swallow Building and call Wanhe, Grandpa Ben, why are you so tongue-twisting. Grandpa Ben wants to redeem her, and now no one will stop her. Ye Han looked at Lao He and nodded, but he didn't move: "What?" Don't go yet. ”
Lao He said a little proudly: "Grandpa, there are only a few soldiers left here, and the servants are all in the new mansion." The old man was afraid that the grandfather would not know where the new mansion was, so he waited here, as for Miss Wanhe, the manager of the teaching workshop had already sent Miss Wanhe over, and even brought the deed of sale. Just waiting for your confirmation. ”
Ye Han glared: "You didn't say it earlier!" ”
"Grandpa, it's not like you didn't ask." Lao He Dao.
"Don't pull the calf, don't lead the way!" Ye Han shouted.
The soldiers opened the way, Lao He shouted, and a group of several people passed through Nanshi and came to Chengfu to visit.
The visiting officer of Chengfu estimated that he had been notified to run away from the captain, and he waited early in the morning, and when he saw Ye Han, he quickly kowtowed. A group of dogs hugged Ye Han to the Xiaoyao State Mansion, looked up, there was a gate about thirty meters wide, the vermilion gate was densely inlaid with palm-sized copper nails, and there was a three-meter-wide side door on the left and right sides, and the side door of grandma was wider than the door of the other people!
Facing the gate, two stone lions about three meters high, one female and one male, the male is mighty, and the female is cute, blocking half of the street that is not very wide.
Walk to the main gate and look up, on the vermilion gate, under the red tile, there is a red background gold word 'Xiaoyao Mansion'. The interviewer said with some pride: This plaque is written by His Majesty himself.
Ye Han pouted, and he didn't write it to you. Why do you want to be so arrogant! Raising his feet towards the gate of the house, before anyone arrived, the vermilion gate creaked open, and the five people pushed the gate hard to both sides. Obediently, this is all in time for the city gatehouse! Called Lao He out of the crowd, this old man proudly walked up the steps towards a few people, and as soon as he arrived next to Ye Han, he nodded and bowed his waist, not to mention how respectful: "Whose house is original?" ”
Lao He 1510 told Ye Han the beginning and end of the house, no wonder he was so arrogant, the feeling was that this was the courtyard when Yang Guang was the emperor before! Fifteen acres of land, which is calculated as more than 10,000 square meters in the Origin World. I walked around the mansion and almost got lost.
There are 200 servants in the house, 30 servants, 500 palace maids, and female officials, no wonder Lao He said that he wanted to call his concubine to help
As for the soldiers, it's two thousand! Five hundred and one clusters, four soldiers and horses, not only equipped with four captains, but also with a Yamen general. I'll go, it's chickens! 10,000 square meters, you stuff me with 2,000 soldiers and horses! The most damn thing, Li Shimin actually asked him to pay for these soldiers and servants!
Ye Hanqi's straight jumping feet! The lord's money is not blown by the wind, it is fought for his life, especially in the world of gods and ghosts, and it took him to get such a little treasure after fighting life and death with Immorton, is it easy for me!
The night sinks like ink
Dispersed a group of bureaucrats and sent those dogs. After washing, call Wanhe, Lao He and his own people!
Ye Han's head rested on Wanhe's thigh, squinting his eyes and humming, and Wanhe gently helped Ye Han massage his temples. On the dining table not far away, Lao He crackled and crackled, and the green lady helped to help the account books.
"Have you figured it out, how much do you need to pay per month?" Ye Han asked.
Lao He wiped the sweat from his forehead, the green lady hurriedly handed the handkerchief to Lao He, Lao He took the handkerchief and wiped it on the table, picked up the account book and said to Ye Han: "The monthly salary of the miscellaneous servant is two hundred wen, and the various allowances are converted into fifty-seven wen per month. The chamberlain is 450 wen per month, the palace maid has a monthly salary of 450 wen, and the various allowances are converted into 107 wen per month, these are just ordinary chamberlains and palace maids, not counting the ranks, the soldiers are 300 wen per month, and the various allowances for armor and blades are converted into 273 wen per month. Captain, the general villain has not yet been counted in the ......"
"You just say how much you need."
Lao He said with a trembling voice: "The monthly expenses are not less than 1,500 yuan!" This...... This is not counting all kinds of losses, all kinds of cotton and linen losses, house repairs, food and other miscellaneous things plus at least 2,000 yuan. In case of accidents....... ”
The green lady can't look at it anymore, she can stuff her feet when she opens her mouth, as for Wanhe, what does a good-looking little girl do with her mouth so big. Stretched out his hand to close Wanhe's chin and straightened up: "Lao He, tomorrow you go and return all those soldiers and inner servants, and let them go wherever they come from, as for the servants, you pick some of the ones who work quickly and there are a few people in our family who make up a hundred, and the others are also sent, by the way, those palace maids, grandma's stuffed five hundred, this is to let him help him raise his wife!" All play back. ”
What is the old man: "Grandpa, I'm afraid this is ......." ”
"Don't say anything difficult, it's not difficult. Lao He, if you don't even have this self-confidence with this son, this son can only ask for wisdom. Ye Han jumped off the bed, stepped on the ground barefoot and said: "My son will tell you the truth, as long as my son doesn't rebel, this emperor will let me!" ”
Lao He was sweating profusely, sweating soaked his entire back, and the green lady had fainted, Wanhe? Well, she fainted too. What does it mean not to rebel, the emperor will let him, this is a serious crime of the Nine Clans! Who dares to be nonsense. There are some things that Ye Han dares to say, but as subordinates, they don't dare to listen! Pretending to be dizzy is the best way, so Lao He is also dizzy.
Ye Han couldn't cry or laugh, there were four people in a room, and three of them fainted directly. If you faint, you will faint, Lao He, you are faint and still touching your concubine's buttocks. It's not serious!
Barefooted, she opened the door and walked out of the house. Look up at the sky. Helplessly, he sighed: "Send the word to the emperor, I will collect it, and let him give the salary himself." ”
There is silence all around, insects do not sing, birds do not call!
As soon as Ye Han stomped his feet, seventeen pieces of gravel shot out from the bluestone ground and shot away in all directions, and with a muffled shout, Ye Han shouted: "Then fucking lie on the roof and peep at Lao Tzu, and pull out your eyeballs as bubbles!" Get out! ”
Tai Chi Temple
Li Shimin looked at the secret performance of the Baiqi Division, and when he saw the last sentence, he couldn't help but laugh dumbly. It's good to come back, it's good to come back, and the reluctance to pay salaries is a sign of intending to stay. If Ye Han readily agreed, he would be in a hurry. As for the locust plague, after asking Si Tianjian, Li Shimin had already believed seventy or eighty percent, and Si Tianjian said that this winter was not cold, only two snowfalls, and the heavy snow did not kill the locust eggs in the ground, and it would inevitably multiply in large numbers after the spring warmed up. I just don't know if this locust plague is really as big as he said! No, you have to ask it in person! Li Shimin made up his mind.
Luoyang, the mansion of Xiaoyao State
It's a half-moon in a flash.
Ye Han walks among the palace maids every day, grandma's! It's too young, although all of them are beautiful embryos, but they are only fourteen or fifteen years old, with a beautiful face bag, a shriveled chest and a thin buttocks, even if he is a beast, he can't do it. Forget it, let's raise it for a few years first. After coercing Lao He to increase the nutrition of the palace maid, Grandpa Ye plunged into Wanhe's arms, it is still good for this little lady, it should be big and small. The appearance is also stunning, I really want to compare with the actresses who are familiar with the origin world, Ye Han thinks that Wanhe is seven or eight percent similar to the devil country AV actress Uehara Yayi, but her immature face is three points more pretty than Uehara Yayi, and the most important thing is that Wanhe is 100% original.
"The gentleman is very leisurely. I'm really envious. Laughter came from outside the door.
Wanhe screamed, pushed Ye Han away, and quickly pulled up half of the clothes that were torn off by Ye Han. Ye Han got out of bed and went out with a sad face, and closed the door heavily: "What are you doing here?" ”
"Presumptuous! Dare to be rude to Your Majesty, Yu Linwei! Take down this madman. A eunuch behind Li Shimin pulled the throat of the male duck and pointed at Ye Han and shouted.
Li Shimin raised his foot and kicked the eunuch to the ground: "Take it down, and you will be killed with a cane." ”
The eunuch rolled his eyes in fright, and the two armor soldiers rushed out, one on the left and one on the right, and dragged the eunuch upside down, leaving a yellow urine stain on the ground.
Ye Hanzou frowned, waved his hand, and the urine stain floated out of thin air to form a round ball, and with a pinch of mind, the urine ball disappeared without a trace, and there was not even a trace of smell.
Li Shimin excitedly patted the boy wearing a blue robe next to him: "Cheng Qian, I haven't seen Mr. yet." ”
Ye Han hurriedly jumped away: "Excuse me, I don't want to accept apprentices." ”
Mr. has two meanings, one is an honorific title, and the other is to pass on art to solve doubts.
The young man just wanted to salute, but Ye Han's words made him hesitate and looked back at Li Shimin.
Li Shimin said with a smile: "Mr. has made great contributions to the country, and it is natural for him to be worshiped by Chengqian. ”
Ye Han raised his left hand to stop Li Chengqian's movements, and waved his right hand continuously: "Tell me straight, what is the matter?" Don't ask about me, two or three thousand pairs of eyes are staring at it every day, and you'll know the next day if you fart. I have something to say, and I don't have time to go around in circles with you. ”
Li Shimin laughed dryly: "Mr. is still so straightforward." Anyway, I won't be polite to my husband. Cheng Qian, you go down and take a turn. Sir, it's good to have a few small talks with me. ”
Ye Han took a lead with his empty hand, and then walked towards another side room by himself alone. Li Shimin strictly ordered everyone not to follow, and then laughed and caught up with Ye Han.
"It is often said that the locust plague is God's punishment for the Son of Heaven for not cultivating virtue, what does the gentleman think about this?" Li Shimin hesitated again and again, and finally asked what he wanted to ask the most.
"!"
Li Shimin was puzzled: "Why is Mr. like this!" ”
Ye Han rolled his eyes: "You guess." ”
I guess you're a sister! Li Shimin scolded wildly in his heart!
"Sir, I mean that the locust plague has nothing to do with the cultivation of virtue by the Son of Heaven." Li Shimin said.
Ye Han stretched out his foot and hooked a chair over: "This is not nonsense. What does it have to do with locusts whether you cultivate virtue or not? If you don't have a locust, you won't come, so why do you want the emperor to come? It would be nice to simply find a moral role model to poke on the throne. If there is a natural disaster, that guy is an unvirtuous person who deceives the world and steals his name, and it is good to kill something, but the question is, will the disaster disappear if he kills it? To say something that I don't like to hear, the emperor is not in the right position. Don't deceive yourself, you will follow the wind and rain of the country's governance to the dynasty, and after thousands of years, only a famous monarch will be established, who still remembers how you got the throne. History is written by the victors! ”
When Ye Han spoke, Li Shimin's face turned pale and red for a while, and he said it incorrectly, his hands clenched his fists and he wanted to kill Ye Han with one punch, but when he heard him say the last sentence, 'History is written by the victors', his heart suddenly brightened.
Li Shimin stood up suddenly, and then! As long as I, Li Shimin, govern the Tang Dynasty thriving, future generations will only make it clear that I am a famous monarch through the ages. Leave the merits and demerits right and wrong for future generations to judge!
"I have one more question." Li Shimin cut the railway.
"Say."
"Can I live forever?" After speaking, Li Shimin stared at Ye Han motionlessly.
Ye Han replied: "No." ”
"Can you live forever, sir?" Li Shimin asked.
"I can only exist in this world for thirty-seven years, what do you say?" Ye Han said against his heart. Yes, I can lie to you, you will return to the origin world after thirty-seven years, and of course you can only exist in this world for thirty-seven years.
Li Shimin stood with a gloomy face and leaned on the door, and only after a long time did he look back at Ye Han, who was still asleep, and shouted angrily: "There are immortal people in the world!" ”
Ye Han was startled by Li Shimin's shout, and jumped up from the chair suddenly: "Have you heard of an emperor who is immortal, and that person is immortal." Find one out and I'll take a look! ”