Chapter 242, Mourning the Emperor's Old Things

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Li Shimin invited Ye Han to eat together. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info ate and ate, and several attendants carried the table and held straw mats. Immediately, the desk was filled with bottles and cans.

Li Shimin held a pottery bowl between his legs, grabbed a handful of green tea and put it into the bowl, held a half-meter-long stick, and frequently pounded and rotated. While beating, he kept adding some sesame seeds, peanut kernels, various herbs to the bowl, and added some sesame oil. After mashing into a crushed paste, pick up a handful of tea filtered through a scoop sieve, put it into a copper kettle, add water to boil, and the house is full of fragrance for a while.

Li Shimin picked up the tea soup and handed it to Ye Han, and said: "I have read Mr.'s 'Peach Blossom Fairy' masterpiece, one of which is: When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep under the flowers; I yearn for it, and I don't know when I can live such a free life? ”

Ye Han took the white porcelain tea bowl and looked at the green tea soup, is this thing really tea? Can you drink it? Looking up at Li Shimin, looking up expectantly, he raised his head and drank it all in one gulp. Peanut soup is not like peanut soup, and tahini is not like tahini, it is oily and greasy! Against his will: "Good tea, good tea, the craftsmanship is really good." ”

Li Shimin took a small sip, squinted his eyes from time to time, as if he was enjoying it very much, listened to Ye Han's words, put down the tea bowl, poured another bowl for Ye Han and said with a smile: "Please Mr. drink another bowl." ”

"Your Majesty quits the court for no reason, and the ministers think that Your Majesty is in a pretend, and they are all worried, and they are all here to drink tea with others!" A good-looking man pushed away the chamberlain and rushed in, pointed at Li Shimin and scolded: "Your Majesty thinks that if you become a great treasure, the world will be peaceful......" Ye Han, who was sitting next to Li Shimin, suddenly became angry, and rushed to the side, snatched the golden gourd warrior and hit Ye Han: "Vertical Zi'an dares to look at Your Majesty!" ”

Ye Han was startled by the visitor, and stretched out two fingers to clamp the golden mace. The man's hands were still unable to move.

"Who is this?" Ye Han asked.

Li Shimin was also strange and asked, "Why is Wei Qing?" ”

"Your Majesty is angry about the emperor's old things."

Li Shimin couldn't cry or laugh, and looked at Ye Han with some playfulness. Ye Han was even more confused, suddenly thought of one thing, and immediately became furious, dragged the man over with a twitch of his hand, raised his foot and kicked the door in front of the man!

"Sir, mercy!" Li Shimin shouted.

Although Ye Han shot angrily, he didn't use the true yuan, just a normal kick. Even this kick made the man faint on the spot. kicked the man and was still angry, and was kicked by Ye Han with a bang, and then walked out with a wave of his sleeves.

Why are you angry when Ye Han. Mourning the old things of the emperor, what is the old things of the mourning emperor. There was only one mourning emperor in all dynasties. Emperor Han Ai broke his sleeves and divided the peach protagonist, the originator of homosexuality! actually compared Li Shimin to Emperor Mourning, then he didn't become Dong Xian who sold his ass!

"Sir, stay here, I still have something to ask sir." Li Shimin hurriedly called Ye Han to stop, and then ordered the chamberlain to take Ye Han to the harem to rest.

Ye Han waved his sleeves: "Excuse me!" I can't stay in Chang'an. Just one night will make people compare to Dong Xian, and if you stay any longer, you don't know what it will be said. Find me a mansion in Luoyang. Get my housekeeper and servant back. After speaking, he walked straight to the outside of the palace, remembered something, turned around and pointed at Li Shimin and said: "Don't spend all the gold you gave at once, find someone in charge of money and ask how to operate to maximize benefits, spend such a large sum of money at once, and wait for the collapse of Datang's economy." "Shake your hands and leave the palace without looking back.

Li Shimin looked at Wei Zheng who had fainted on the ground, and then sighed when he saw Ye Han leave. Thinking that Ye Han just went back to Luoyang and called the chamberlain: "Imperial Doctor Xuan will treat Wei Qing." Ordered the Baiqi Division to find a mansion for Mr. Ye in Luoyang, enter the Jue Yaoyao, the county duke, and the second grade. The three provinces were ordered to draw up their intentions. ”

Li Shimin didn't go to the court early in the morning to have breakfast with Ye Han, and he made tea in person, in fact, he wanted to get a method of immortality from Ye Han, and no matter how bad it was, he wanted to get some longevity pills. Unexpectedly, he was interrupted by Wei Zheng, but fortunately Ye Han asked him to prepare a mansion in Luoyang. Otherwise, no matter what, Li Shimin would never have called Ye Han to leave. Turning stones into gold is not an immortal means, what else is an immortal family!

The three provinces refer to Zhongshu Province, Menxia Province, and Shangshu Province. The emperor's decree is sealed, and the three provinces are sealed, so that the decree can be called a holy decree in its entirety.

Not long after, the eldest grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, and a cadre of humerus ministers gathered in the Taiji Palace. The emperor's will was so strange that they had to ask together. When Li Shimin opened his underwear, the golden gold fascinated everyone's eyes, and unanimously rewarded Ye Han. is a rich and noble official, but none of them have real power. As for Ye Han's statement that there was a locust plague in the second year of Zhenguan...... After consulting with the ministers, the emperor decided to spend half of it to buy all kinds of corn and grass.

In the opinion of several people, there will still be wars in the next few years, and even if there is no locust plague in the second year of Zhenguan, the purchased grain can be used as a Yunlian, and it will not be much of a conflict. As for how to operate, the people present are all scheming people, and they will naturally spend this money on the knife edge. I don't think Ye Han thought that he would release it all at once, and the ancients were not all fools.

As for Ye Han leaving the Chang'an Palace, he flew towards the Jing River after a little hesitation. Whether there are gods and ghosts in this world is more solid after investigation. Under the noon sun, the water surface of the Jing River is sparkling and flashing with golden light, and from top to bottom, it looks like a golden python shaking the scale armor on its body and slowly wriggling. The illusion of golden light Jia Ye Han plunged into the Jing River. Dive to the bottom of the water, three or five hundred miles longitudinal and horizontal, except for some strangely shaped underwater creatures did not encounter a fairy monster, not even the breath can be felt, out of the water has crossed the sky, Ye Han is not dead, straight towards the Five Elements Mountain described in the novel, a month later, Ye Han returned to Luoyang with a tired body.

Disappointment, complete disappointment, I thought that this world was full of gods and Buddhas, and there were big demons everywhere, who would have thought that I didn't even see a single hair, the Five Elements Mountain, just a strange-looking mountain. There is no Monkey King under the mountain, and there is no Liuding Liujia! Stomped all over the Five Elements Mountain, and in the end he could even use spells, but he didn't see the so-called land lord. Further west, all the way to Tianzhu, in addition to the three pots, there are only those Buddha statues left.

Ye Han returned to Yongqin to visit the mansion, and several soldiers in armor and armor stood straight at the door, their long red feathers fluttering in the wind. In the gatehouse, a bearded man leaned against the door frame and hugged the flail and closed his eyes to recuperate.

Lao He sat on a rattan chair with Erlang's legs crossed, holding a purple clay pot in his hand, and there was a woman in Mai in her thirties behind him to help him drive away the few mosquitoes in autumn. Ye Han saw the moment of anger rushed over and kicked Lao He to the ground, damn it, Lao Tzu is tired of looking for gods and demons all over the world, this old man is enjoying himself so much at home.

The two spears silently stabbed towards Ye Han, and at the same time roared above his head.

"Stop!" Lao He got up and saw Ye Han, and saw that a few soldiers were either spears or flails and hit Ye Han, so frightened: "Grandpa." This is Grandpa Yao, stop! Stop! ”

Several soldiers were so frightened that they hurriedly put away their weapons, turned the flail, and knocked on the rattan chair where Lao He Yuan was sitting with a whirl, and with a click, it was torn apart. The captain holding the flail laughed at Ye Han a few times, and dragged the flail and ran away without a trace.

"This straight thief's foolishness, straight thief's foolish goods!" Lao He got up and pointed at the fleeing lieutenant and jumped to his feet and scolded.

Ye Han kicked Lao He: "Don't be long-winded, your old boy is free." Who is this, I haven't seen you for a few days, how can you plan to take advantage of the magpie's nest. ”

Lao He staggered and smiled: "Grandpa, this is not His Majesty's decree, you have been named the Duke of the Kingdom, and the old man ponders that there are not enough people in the family, so this is called the Green Lady Helper." Lao He said and waved to the woman behind him, beckoning her to hurry up, looked at the green lady and saluted and said: "The green lady is an old man, she has read poetry and books and knows some words, just to help the grandfather take care of the backyard." ”