Ninety-nine, inverted stove

52_52488 Niu Erzhu smiled evilly, turned his head and whispered a few words to Ma Fengyi and Du Xiaoxian, the two beautiful 'women' were bored, and when they heard him say this, they immediately smiled and jumped 'desire' to try. (800), the latest chapter of the visit wรจn:. Da Shao arranged a qiฤ“, left Du Xiaoxian in the kitchen, returned to the living room with Ma Fengyi, and when he entered the house, more than a dozen people looked at him with their eyes, it was really like a long drought and a rain, and he suddenly saw a piece of 'fat' beef 'meat' on the street, and almost rushed over and hugged the big 'thigh' and called the ancestor!

Niu Erzhu didn't speak, pretending to return to the dining table in a deep voice, with a stern expression, without saying a word, and when the group of people saw Niu Erzhu's demeanor, their hearts were stunned, and they didn't know what was going on. The half-old man had no idea at this time, his heart jumped into one, and he nodded and asked Niu Erzhu what happened, with an ugly face that could give his wife to Niu Erzhu as a concubine, but Niu Erzhu didn't know what to say, and it was a sentence "Everyone continues to eat, it's not a big deal!" But on his face, he stopped talking and stopped, and he was secretive.

This group of people is even more bottomless in their hearts, but Niu Erzhu doesn't say it, they have no choice, Niu doesn't drink water and presses his head, and he can't force this matter, so he has to be patient and Niu Erzhu is guilty and wronged, and slowly sets his words. It's a pity that Niu Erzhu doesn't get a drop of wine, and he refuses to eat vegetables, and this is also a hard time, the half-old man rolled his eyes, smiled all over his face, raised his wine glass and said: "For the trivial things in the mansion, I bothered the Taoist master and apprentice to run from afar to 'wave', and I was ashamed in my heart, please drink this cup to show the guilt of my family!" โ€

Niu Erzhu was actually hungry for a long time, and he couldn't help it, so he took this opportunity to relieve his cravings, and he took a sip of it, saying that it was a slight dip, but in fact, more than half of the wine glass was gone, Niu Erzhu secretly exhaled, but his face was as if he had eaten poison, and he frowned: "You don't have to be polite." Monks hang pots to help the world, how can they not be saved when they die? What does Zun Weng want to say, he also wants to say that as long as I can do it, I will naturally help! โ€

Those people scolded their grandson in their hearts, this matter is obvious, and you still ask knowingly. Isn't this just taking advantage of people? These people are usually fish 'meat' things in the township, but it's a pity that they have a request today. had to bow down and be courteous like a grandson, the half-old man sighed when he heard this, and made a sad look: "Although my family is not rich and expensive, in recent years, the wealth has been abundant and the people have been prosperous, but it is also smooth sailing, but the elders in the family do not know self-love." When Nuo was old, he often went to 'befriend' some bandits. The dancing e-book is also a family ugliness that cannot be publicized, the father is seventy-five years old, and he also went to a twenty-year-old aunt's wife, which is also a sin, and it will only be about half a year to enter the 'door', and the father will go, and he is not afraid of your jokes. The doctor said it was a wind."

Niu Erzhu was stunned, no, this is not right with the old man, the old man said that he died of illness, and there are unfilial descendants who have an affair with his aunt's wife, but the half-old man means that the old guy is self-inflicted. Indulging in excessive 'desire', are the two of them right? Could it be that he was fooled by the old ghost? Da Shaozheng was at a loss, Ma Fengyi's body shook, almost falling, Niu Erzhu looked down, and the umbrella in the fifth master's hand suddenly shook violently, shaking the five girls to stand unsteadily. A low roar struck, and it seemed that the old ghost inside was already furious.

Niu Erzhu hurriedly coughed, covered the voice, and then blocked it with his body, raised his voice and said: "These are all family affairs of your house, I don't have to listen carefully, because this is your own business, it is not good to 'interject', this is a little prevaricating, now I look at it, it seems that there are some hidden secrets, no matter whether it is against the original intention of the monks, what does Zun Weng mean, just say it!" โ€

The half-grown old man was probably thinking about how to deceive people, but he didn't pay attention to the change of the umbrella, and hesitated for a while before saying: "Say something unfilial, the old man will go and go, and there is no immortality in the world, but since my father and his old man left, something strange happened in the family, first the house was stolen, and a lot of property was lost for no reason, I also knew some people in the rivers and lakes, lost so many things, but I couldn't even hear a sound, and then my father's tomb collapsed for no reason, and the tribute to the ancestors was gone. It is estimated that the things that honor my father are eaten by wolves and dogs, and they are miserable, and today the 'female' relatives of the family have been hit by evil again, and the Taoist has seen it, and they all said that the family is compassionate, and we have such a strange thing in our family, and I hope that the Taoist will work tirelessly to save my family's life'! After the old man finished speaking, he lifted up his robe and knelt down.

Niu Erzhu has already seen that this half-old man is purely pretentious, you look like you want to kneel, but if you don't help him, this 'leg' will definitely not be able to kneel, this is actually to win sympathy and learn from their ancestor Liu Bei! However, since Niu Erzhu wants to calculate others, he naturally has to pretend, saying that he doesn't dare, he reaches out to help, but secretly he makes a lot of effort in his hand, and presses down hard, the old man was caught off guard, plopped, and really knelt firmly!

This time to everyone's surprise, everyone didn't expect the half-old man to really kneel, all of a sudden attention was focused on him, next to Ma Fengyi saw that it was a stall, knew that it was time for her to appear, and then moved in his hand, put the things that had been prepared a long time ago, put them into the meal, gently bit the tip of his tongue, and unexpectedly screamed, deliberately fell on his back, the corners of his mouth were bleeding, his hands were clenched around his neck, his mouth was violently open, and he spit out the blood in his mouth. I thought I didn't know what was going on during this banquet!

During the banquet, everyone was shocked and lost their 'color', and was about to take a closer look, but there was a series of strange screams during the banquet, three or four escorts fell to the sky, although there was no blood, but the mouth was stuffed full, black, and I didn't know what it was, Niu Erzhu hurriedly leaned over, probed with chopsticks, a soft piece, it was all hair and other things, and it stinked, Da Shao frowned, pretended to be deep, looked at the table full of wine and food, suddenly stretched out the chopsticks, turned the dishes over, everyone exclaimed, only to see a lot of wine and food under the Chaos', black mess, it seems that there is everything, everyone looks closely, it is countless black 'hair' hair, and the corners of the mouth are still dozens of silver needles!

Everyone took a breath of cool air, although this steel needle is small, but it is different from other objects, once pierced into the skin 'flesh', it is better to say that it is shallow, a little deeper, it will be driven by the blood, deeper and deeper, if all pierced, with the blood flowing, it will also flow into the heart, at that time, even the gods can not be saved! Shocked, I couldn't help but look at Niu Erzhu, Da Shao knew in his heart, and did not hurry to probe the bamboo chopsticks into the mouth of the fifth master, turned around, trembled slightly, and firmly clamped the object, and secretly used ingenuity in his hand to quickly 'draw' outward, but saw a line of red light, blood 'flowers' flew away, and then looked at the chopsticks on the Laoshzi, it was the silver steel needle stained with blood.

Da Shao rescued the rest of the people one after another, although all the injured were injured in different ways, but they were all pierced into the throat by the foreign object in the meal, and if they hesitated slightly, they were worried about their lives. Niu Erzhu secretly laughed, took some lotus root powder prepared in his pocket as a panacea 'medicine', and ordered everyone to take it, and looked back, the half-old man was already 'pale' and blue, stunned for a moment, slapped the table heavily, called the kitchen servant 'woman' at home, and asked sharply, but the family was like a sieve chaff, only pushing and not knowing.

The old man was furious, and ordered the thugs in the house to torture him severely, and the whip shadow flew in the hall for a while, screaming again and again. The subordinates wept and wept, but they still cried out continuously. Niu Erzhu watched coldly, saw that the fire was almost over, so he took out the foreign objects in the meal, ordered someone to take a plate of water, pretended to recite the crooked scriptures, and threw the things into the basin, and heard a loud noise, a thick smoke rose from the basin, everyone was shocked, and then looked into the basin, it was red, like blood water, but those things were gone!

Hearing is false, seeing is believing, everyone is crying out in unison, the facts are happening in front of you, you are a Cao '', born 'sex' suspicious, and now I am convinced. The half-old man had some insight in the end, drank and walked away, put away the ashamed 'color', bowed to Niu Erzhu and swept the ground: "Our hospitality is not good, and the nobles are injured, please also ask the Taoist Haihan, but this matter is too weird, we are stupid, and I also ask the Taoist to make it clear." Niu Erzhu had already made up his rhetoric, and smiled faintly when he heard the words: "This is just an illusion, it is generally a habitual trick like a fox squirrel, it has always been unsightly, and it has nothing to do with the people in the house, I don't know if there was anything similar in your mansion before?" โ€

The half-grown old man thought for a while, and suddenly said: "There doesn't seem to be such a tragedy, but there are often fewer belongings at home, and the wine and 'meat' and the like are even more lost in a blink of an eye, and I have already told you before, our tribute to our ancestors has also been lost, and we are all ordinary people, I can't guess the reason, I don't know if these things are related to it?" When Da Shao saw Huo Hou'er, he immediately moved out the prepared set of words: "That's right, I don't know if you have noticed, most of these strange things are related to food, and what is food related to?" Nature is the kitchen, our Taoist gods, mountains and rivers, everything has gods, this god in charge of the kitchen is the stove king, that is, the stove king! โ€

The half-old man was stunned: "What does the Taoist mean, my family's stove prince also has a problem?" Niu Erzhu nodded: "Do you remember your family's 'door' god?" I don't say the big truth, I'm afraid you don't understand, just think about it, since even the 'door' god may have problems, the stove prince is 'chaos', and what is impossible, people say that the stove prince is the head of the family, and the merits and demerits of the family, and on behalf of the 'jade' emperor to send good fortune or disaster, to say something unpleasant, although you say that the sky 'flower' and 'chaos' fall, but I secretly observed, it seems that I have also done something that can not live with the ancestors, this stove prince descended a disaster, what is strange? โ€

A few words said that the crowd was dry, cold sweat flowed, and they looked weak, Niu Erzhu saw it in his eyes, and secretly had already made a judgment, it seems that although the old ghost may have some moisture in what he said, compared to his sanctimonious grandson, it may still be the truth, it seems that he is not helping the abuse this time, thinking of this, he is also a lot more relieved.

It's just that although those people are scared to death in their hearts, they refuse to admit defeat, and the half-grown old man rolled his eyes, and suddenly laughed dryly: "The Taoist chief said the mystery, we admire it, but we still don't understand it, the dark room is deceitful, and there are many people in the world who have done inappropriate things, why are we so unlucky to encounter this kind of thing?" โ€ใ€‚