100. Mom becomes Dad
52_52488 Niu Erzhu knew at a glance that this guy was a male thief 'female' prostitute, with a very hard heart, and he didn't see the coffin and didn't cry, if he didn't make it clear, it would be really difficult to do things in the future, and he smiled slightly: "The ancients and demons were born from the heart, but among the wealthy 'family', once someone did something against the way of heaven, or bad luck, it was about to turn from prosperity to decline, and it was bound to be a disaster, and the monsters would intrude and be miserable." [txt complete works download], the latest chapter visit wรจn:. There is a strange thing in the ancestral tomb of your house, that is, God warns, and there is this immortal disturbance 'chaos', it is the state of decay, you are still so stubborn, probably also affected by this luck, this is the so-called heaven and man induction, so it seems that the cycle of cause and effect, the way of heaven is constant, the rise and fall of success or failure, what is unpleasant! โ
As soon as these words were said, those people had nothing to say, they were just worried in their hearts, but now they were frightened, and even their hearts were cold, this group of people usually had five or six people, but when it came to the end, they were more afraid of death than one another, and they didn't pretend at the moment, and they were scared like little 'chickens', and the half-grown old man took the lead, knelt down together, begging bitterly, asking Niu Erzhu to solve problems, the goal of the big and young has been achieved, and he naturally directly said his method - all the stove princes of all the stoves were removed, and the shrine could not be left, They are all taken to the warehouse and thrown away, and at the same time, what do you want to do with the evil things at the head of the bed, and you can't keep things like the sword of the town house, although these things can drive away evil spirits, but the feng shui of the house has changed, the more such things, the easier it is to provoke evil spirits!
This group of grandsons has long been convinced, seeing that Niu Erzhu said that the head is the way, immediately burst out of the usual fierce mood, it stands to reason that the people at that time were "superstitious", a little bit of awe can not do this kind of thing, but since these people even dare to insult their ancestors, when there is no one, it is the moment of "sex" and life, naturally there is no evil, at the moment with a hoe, an iron pickaxe, the courtyard will be opened, this group of grandsons can also toss, before and after not half an hour. [800] Not to mention the shrine of the Lord of the Stove, the god of the 'door' on the 'door', the statue of Magu in the toilet, even the rabbit that the family bought during the festival, the tiger statue hanging on the wall were all 'got' down, and there were those who sent troops who were not too big, and they also dug the potholes in the yard. In the name of beauty, it is said to break the evil spirit, but in fact, it is nonsense. About half an old man has the habit of hiding 'private' room money, and everyone takes the opportunity to play an autumn breeze with night vision.
Explain in advance, there is a lot of trouble elsewhere, but no one in the chef dares to enter, that place has begun to be haunted, naturally no one dares to enter, Niu Erzhu saw that the trouble was almost there, so he led everyone into the main kitchen, this place had been haunted before. Naturally, he wanted to make a good play, Da Shao took the lead in the kitchen, and when he saw Du Xiaoxian's thief smile on his face, he knew that it had been arranged, and he was also happy secretly, so he pretended to be profound: "Apprentice, are you ready to take the evil ghost?" There's a lot of stuff in this whole yard. In fact, the bane is here! โ
As soon as the gang heard this, they immediately gathered their 'essence' to see how Niu Erzhu used his means, there are a lot of gods and ghosts in this book, most of them are true, that is, after Niu Erzhu entered this house. Except for the old ghost's 'exposed' face, the rest are all charlatans, you just say that the farce between the banquets, the things were naturally put in by Ma Fengyi while people were unprepared, those steel needles and hair are actually made of things with 'medicine' powder, and the main ingredient is probably sodium that is common in chemistry classes now, plus a little pigment and the like. When that thing saw the water, it was naturally a puff of smoke, and the reaction was violent, and these people didn't learn and didn't know how to be rich, so they naturally didn't know why.
As soon as Da Shao's voice fell, he heard a 'gloomy' hoarse voice say: "Where did you come from, the miscellaneous 'Mao' old way, dare to come here to harm my good deeds?" This family is shameless and shameless, insulting to the ancestors, I represent the heavens to send disasters, with your small means, also to make 'trouble'? "When the group of people saw that Niu Erzhu and the three of them didn't speak, one more person persuaded them out of thin air, and naturally thought that this was a ghost, how could they have thought that there was a 'female' devil who could speak ventriloquist here? At the moment, the fart was rolling 'urine', and he couldn't wait to kiss Da Shao's feet, begging him to exorcise ghosts and ward off evil spirits, Niu Erzhu pretended to be worried, it seemed that the boss was reluctant, and the ink was inked for a long time, and then he took out a piece of paper and reluctantly 'handed it over' to Ma Fengyi, asking her to stick it in the middle of the stove.
Ma Fengyi naturally obeyed the order, pasted the note on it, took advantage of the unpreparedness, and 'touched' it on the note with her hand, the five girls wiped white phosphorus on their hands, so molded, there was naturally some on the paper, Niu Erzhu muttered in his mouth for a long time, while reading while approaching the stove, the distance was almost the same, and suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed and shouted, "E!" Every move of a person can cause a breeze, but sometimes the wind is too small, others don't feel it, but the white phosphorus is a flammable thing, blown by a cool breeze, and immediately soared into flames, bluffing everyone exclaimed, Du Xiaoxian shouted in ventriloquist again, and everyone was convinced, at this time you want Niu Erzhu to be a fake fairy, it is estimated that they can shoot you on the bricks!
After a long time of commotion, Du Xiaoxian was also tired, so there was no sound, and the young man called Ma Fengyi to the stove pit to 'touch' for a while, and after a while, he took out a wooden puppet, covered in blood, with a hideous face, needless to say, this was also arranged in advance. Niu Erzhu also deliberately bit the tip of his tongue and spit out a few mouthfuls of blood foam, so as to increase the sense of reality, now these people are all obedient, and almost treat Niu Erzhu as a living Buddha, and they have to stay with Niu Erzhu for a few days.
Niu Erzhu prevaricated for a while, and agreed half-pushed, the family was also particular, and arranged the best upper room for Niu Erzhu, the room was luxuriously decorated, and any jar could be changed to a house, because Da Shao didn't eat anything, and changed a table of banquets, and called the person with the highest rank in the family to accompany him, a fairy flattery, Niu Erzhu smiled and didn't say a word, but scolded his mother in his heart, so many good things can be looked at, and you deserve to be haunted by your family!
Finally sent these old men away, Da Shao was not polite, squatting on the chair for a while, it was really a storm, and he pulled it tightly, making Ma Fengyi and Du Xiaoxian frown. When the table of wine and food was almost gone, Niu Erzhu was satisfied, 'touched' his stomach, burped, and brought the umbrella over: "Old guy, it's up to you this time, it's still the same sentence, you can toss it as much as you want, as long as you don't make trouble, this matter is not your fault!" โ
There was a tremor in the umbrella, a stream of black smoke came out, all the way 'treacherous' laughed out of the room 'door', the big and young are also considered to be meritorious, and Ma Fengyi, Du Xiaoxian did nothing, just picked up the 'door' crack to see the excitement, at this time the sky was already dark, the black smoke swirled in the yard for a while, suddenly into the backyard, disappeared in a side room, Da Shao was stunned, just about to speak, just a cigarette kung fu, the house tossed, crying dad and calling mother, the trouble was unopen' After a while, a person ran out of it, just this egg, his face was full of blood, and he yelled and screamed while running, and he knew that it was the word "help" after listening to it for a long time! .