"Ladies and gentlemen, since it is a temporary replacement, I have nothing to prepare and reserve, please forgive me for the vulgar and superficial talk.

Let me tell you a story. After Feynman established the world government, the situation was unstable, and he was worried that the scientists who had mastered the core technology of nuclear weapons would leak the methods of making atomic bombs and hydrogen bombs to underground organizations outside the world government for active or passive reasons, so they decided to deprive them of their personal freedom and put them under house arrest, so they were assigned to the desolate and backward area next to the core area of Area 23 - Area 24, and they were closely monitored by relevant personnel. This is the famous "nuclear abolition incident" in history. My grandfather, Yang Ning, a nuclear physicist, was one of those scientists, and he took his family to Qingwan Town, an offshore town in District 24, where he abandoned his science to become a farmer. And, in order to ensure the safety of my family, my grandfather forbade my young father to come into contact with all the knowledge related to science and technology, and instead asked my father to go to a remote martial arts gym in the mountains to practice martial arts.

My father, Yang Xiaolong, was so obsessed with martial arts that he not only became a big "martial arts idiot", but also created a kind of "water-like and fickle martial arts" - "Water Boxing", with which, at the age of 28, my father won the runner-up in the life and death fighting competition that year, and became famous in one fell swoop, took me out of town, and began to establish a chain of water boxing gyms in the mainland. ”

"Well, guys, pause for a moment, let's listen to some music to relieve fatigue."

As soon as the lights dimmed, the scene just now was played out again・・・・・・

After a few minutes, Yang Yue looked at everyone's slightly pale faces, sighed reassuringly, and continued to speak.

"Logically, my father's achievement should have made my grandfather happy, but the result was diametrically opposite, he could not hide his disappointment in his father, he was originally a reclusive town, he took advantage of the lax world government policy, and also moved to the central city of Jacobs, a city that has emerged because of information technology, and still carefully began to educate me in science, especially a lot of mathematics and physics. Many people may know that I had a good relationship with that Wesley, but I was not a genius, and to be fair, I did have an instinctive resistance to science at that time, because of my grandfather's forced indoctrination.

Moreover, not long after, when I was in my first year of junior high school, in a terrorist riot at Jacob's central airport, my parents fought against the terrorists in order to save the hostages. But I didn't expect that those plainclothes terrorists were really high-IQ, and they actually said to the armed riot police that my parents were their accomplices, and the riot police may be because in the backward 24 districts, the quality of public security has been sluggish for a long time, and terrorists frequently make trouble, so their brains are short-circuited for a while, and they really believe it, and go down indiscriminately・・・・・・ and then my poor parents were unfortunately shot to death by the police, and only afterwards was the government compensated millions of yuan in compensation, and an additional award was granted to my parents." Righteous and Courageous Citizen Award". ”

Hearing this, even though the scene was full of serious scientists, they couldn't help laughing, but Yang Yue's expression was unwavering, and he didn't show sadness, and then said:

"Afterwards, my grandparents took me to our ancestral hometown, District 56, where I started a new life and met the great genius whom you all know very well, Wesley.

Shortly after arriving in Area 56, my grandparents died in a bizarre car accident during an after-dinner walk, and I still don't have enough evidence to deduce that it was a conspiracy or a coincidence.

The ancients in District 56 said that the heavens would descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and act chaotically, but for me, it is more appropriate to add "die their whole family". ”

A strange smile suddenly appeared on Yang Yue's face, which made Hawking, who had not stepped down and was standing beside him, feel a trace of chilly coldness.

In the minds of most of the Kojies, they are already legends, and at first they may have been a little interested and expectant because of Yang Yue's funny dress and eccentric performance, but slowly hearing this increasingly personal life narrative, they began to become uninterested. It is impossible for Yang Yue not to notice this, but he suddenly changed his words, and his voice became extremely majestic:

"Hey, guys, do you believe that there are aliens in this world?"

Yang Yue's new question immediately attracted the attention of many Kojie in the audience, some of them gave them silent answers to Yang Yue with contempt, and the other part looked at Yang Yue on the stage with a playful eye, and began to shout and start adding fuel and vinegar.

"It's not a question of whether there is one, is it? Brother! ”

"According to the cosmic Green Bank formula, there is a 95% probability that our Silver Sphere Galaxy will have at least about 20 million extreme Torth-like planets, and a 99.999% probability of at least about 1,700 extremely Torth-like planets."

"Hey, that's a test of the probability fineness of the high-energy physics model, isn't that quite sure!"

"That formula is outdated, isn't it? Because it doesn't take into account the mechanical differences between the edges of galaxies and the center of galaxies, how can we ignore the "big monsters" hiding in the center of galaxies? This is pure! ”

"As far as I know, this is indeed the case, there is no way, who called the computer performance at that time so weak, if it weren't for us microelectronics industry giants, you astrophysicists would have spent a lot more scratch paper."

"Hey, in addition to the specific process, we VLSI circuit architecture engineers also have a lot of credit!"

"In this way, we economists also have a lot of credit, after all, it is our theory that has led to the explosive growth of many venture capitalists' investment in the IT industry."

"Enough of you, the energetic newcomers are asking alien questions, what kind of venture capital are they talking about, although privately I have a lot of interest in this area."

"But the problem of aliens has little to do with our mainstream scientific community, isn't this something that only little kids who daydream about scientists are interested in, hehe."

"Ouch, you see that this newcomer had such a miserable childhood, don't fall into the ground, after all, we will discuss scientific research issues together in the future."

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in talking to anyone about how to fight scientifically, let alone about aliens. ”

"Don't say it, I wrote a few popular science books about finding aliens in my spare time, and I made a little money!"

"You guys・・・・・・ I've been looking for a while, and I've finally found a few papers I've read about the Green Bank formula before, and the citation is really bleak, no wonder it's so hard to find. Let's try to find loopholes in the Green Bank formula, and if there are any loopholes, revise them and publish them, and I will never allow papers with obvious mistakes. ”

"I really have spare energy, and I deserve to be a thesis mad Magic Ark, and I care so much about this kind of thing. But don't forget the tragedy of that supernova girl, there are some things that should be left alone, but this kind of garbage essay impact factor is really not big, and it is impossible to cause anything. ”

"I'm not afraid of those brain-dead civilian scientists who think with their hips and experiment with their feet, don't forget, we are Kojie, scientists standing on top of the world!"

"Okay, okay, don't get excited, a few buddies over there should be very interested, you share the paper with them wirelessly, I just want to discuss which field has made a greater contribution to the topic of finding aliens."

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"Haha, I thought you were all zombies when I first entered the arena, but it looks a lot better than I expected!" Yang Yue shouted excitedly to the audience again:

"Let me tell you boys, when I was reading at home, I saw an alien beauty with my own eyes, and since then, I have looked at humans more and more like forest apes!"

Yang Yue's voice was like thunder, and suddenly, the audience was dead silent. After a while, the audience burst into laughter, and many people laughed from ear to ear at this nonsensical statement, however, a few eyes in the audience began to become sharp.

"Young man, have you done too much of your spring dream?" Even the head of Senate Hubble, his kind face could not hide the meaning of laughter.

Yang Yue stretched his waist and said: "When I was in junior high school, I found that if I compared the appearance of the characters, it should be a large-scale game > two-dimensional >>reality, but since I saw the alien who claimed to be a "fan of God", my view of appearance has changed, and the correct order of appearance should be the two-dimensional > of the alien>> large-scale game >." > reality. ”

As Yang Yue became more and more nonsense, there were already many Kojie in the audience who couldn't sit still, and soon an unknown person launched a vote on whether Yang Yue should immediately stop the nonsense and groundless wind, and the voting results made Yang Yue have to stop his speech and step down.

Yang Yue stepped down from the stage in a big stride, and at the same time threw out a few words that made everyone unable to complain again:

"Because of that guy, I've slowly become a fan of God - so that's why I'm so handsome! Remember, boys! By the way, I would like to invite the representative of the neutron star, Estan Cavendish, to give a speech! ”