When: early 1756

Location: World Government Television in Region 23

"Audience, welcome to the "Big Cow Face to Face" series, I am the host Alice, today we are very pleased to have four famous supernova Kojie, namely neuroscience cerebral cortex deconstruction researcher - NO.2 Da - Wen Moer - Gen! (Thunderous cheers resounded at the scene) AIDS treatment researcher - NO.9 Wang - Yu - Zhe! (Thunderous cheers resounded at the scene) Pleasure Mechanism Researcher - NO.24 - Village - Four - Lang! (Thunderous cheers resounded at the scene) and the world's strongest programmer - the chief engineer of the world government's "Robot Kingdom" project - the owner of the direct royal bloodline of the ancient Aliga Kingdom - NO.14 Ai - Te Fei - Ti - Si, applause welcome! ”

Kojie is arguably the busiest man on the planet, and a non-Senate television show with four Kojie as it is today, even in the last decade, is extremely rare. To this end, the World Government Television has been advertising 20 times a day*1 minute per day a month in advance, and the ratings are enough to match the highest-rated Death Fighting Tournament Finals in the entire Torth Star. Moreover, unlike ordinary television programs, under the relevant law, Kojie is strictly prohibited from participating in recorded television programs, which must be broadcast live and with a delay of no more than 10 seconds, which is a powerful measure to promote the public influence of Kojie's speeches.

"However, our topic today has nothing to do with the research of the four great bulls, and we are here to talk about some of the shortcomings of the Kojie system, which is at stake for all of us Torths.

Presumably, everyone here knows very well such a person, that is, Yang Yue, the supernova NO.10 who made a splash at the Kojie Conference. The first question is here, may I ask the four big bulls, what do you know and know about Yang Yue? ”

Morgan: "I would say that Mr. Young is indeed a very remarkable person, although he has suffered a lot of doubts, but he has extremely keen scientific insight, unbridled scientific imagination, self-sacrificing scientific spirit, and there is no doubt that he is a phenomenal Kojie. ”

Wang Yuzhe: "Among our supernovas, I think he is a genius who is comparable to Wesoli, with his potential, one day, no matter what level of scientific research achievements, he will definitely become an "old hooligan" in the Kojie world, so I don't think it is too much to overestimate him, even if he is ranked in the top five or even first, I have no opinion, of course, there is no offense to Mr. Morgan here." ”

Shiro Nakamura: "If you can define a subjective index called mental energy and mental momentum, which can measure the mental excitement that a person gives to the people around him and the impact of the same scene, I think Yang Yuejun is undoubtedly the most powerful existence in these two aspects among all the people I have seen. ”

At this time, everyone was waiting for the fourth person, Aite Fertis, to speak, but she unhurriedly took out a wireless mechanical keyboard from the bag next to her, quickly paired it with the live curved display, and then began to code on the spot at an astonishing speed, and at the same time, the corresponding voice output engine began to speak: "I'm very sorry, I don't like to speak verbally." For most people in the world, as long as we have a certain understanding, we can make behavior predictions with a fairly high accuracy rate, but for Yang Yueqing, the only prediction you can make is about the prediction that he will definitely make behaviors that are beyond your expectations. ”

Originally, according to the idea of the TV station's broadcast, Yang Yue's comments in the science forum can be said to have been extreme, and countless people doubted that Yang Yue was selected as Kejie's water, and even some of the black holes in charge of the selection were incomprehensible. Now, the four of them have such a great opportunity to directly "step" on Yang Yue, and they should seize this opportunity, but they didn't expect that none of the four of them took the bait as they wished, which made the host feel extremely embarrassed, but this is not over.

Moderator: "We all know that when Yang Yue became a candidate for Kojie at the age of 17 and was officially selected for Kojie at the age of 20, he relied on his "Analytical Martial Arts Theory", which is a work that uses analytical mechanics to explain the theory of martial arts, but according to the feedback of experts, this book can be said to be almost non-existent in terms of original scientific contributions, just an applied book, is it too unfair for Kojie like you to have great original scientific research achievements? ”

Morgan: "We need to respect the opinions of the retired Koje seniors, and I don't think it's a good question to ask us. ”

Wang Yuzhe: "Agreed. ”

Shiro Nakamura: "I don't have a problem with that. ”

Fertiss (Speech Output Engine): "+1."

Host: "But what is even more surprising is that Yang Yue is now going to be a psychotherapist, and he is the highest-paid psychotherapist in the world, with an after-tax income of 10.67 billion yuan last year, nearly 30 times more than the second in the same profession, and the average annual salary of the average senior psychotherapist is only 10~150,000 yuan!" This has nothing to do with his scientific research, didn't he cheat a Kojie title alive and then start to cheat money? Is this in line with the original intention of the establishment of the Kojie system? In today's increasingly transparent media surveillance, shouldn't we strongly condemn this corruption? ”

As she spoke, the host Alice became more and more excited, which made the audience also feel the same hatred, and the doubts about Yang Yue in their hearts were even more extreme, and the original powerful situation against Yang Yue was instantly reversed 180 degrees.

Morgan: "If I'm not mistaken, Mr. Yang Yue went to the Torth Hadron Collision Center after Wesley was killed, trying to take over Wesoli's job, and got the center's HR department unanimous praise, but he still left a year later because he didn't think he was particularly needed there, and he wasn't very suitable for the job. His scientific prowess is unquestionable, but I don't know much about his psychotherapy work and don't comment on it. ”

Wang Yuzhe: "I don't agree with Mr. Yang Yue at all that there is any cheating of money, as Kojie, the initial selection result should be used as a reward for his ability to show through previous scientific research projects, and in terms of martial arts, Mr. Yang Yue may have a high enough attainment, he judged that there is no future in this area, so he changed his career to other jobs, isn't this behavior understandable?" The real act of corruption is to take Kojie's place and do nothing. ”

Shiro Nakamura: "I think the reason is very simple, Yang Yuejun is the son of Yang Ningjun, maybe people will think that the blood inheritance system has long been a garbage system rotten thousands of years ago, but we can clearly see that among Kojie, the Estan family and the Davin family, which have given birth to the most great scientists in history, occupy half of the country almost every year, which is determined by the scientific influence they have received and the scientific heritage of the family, perhaps the black holes also think that Yang Yuejun meets this condition, under this condition, I think their choice is very reasonable. ”

Surprisingly, Phytis, who had been coding words before, suddenly took her hand away from the keyboard, stood up, and made a sound:

"I suddenly want to say a few words."

To the great surprise of the audience, Phytis's voice did not match her noble and gorgeous appearance at all, and it turned out to be the voice of Lori・・・・・・

"Sure enough, it's a princess of royal blood, this voice is so beautiful・・・・・・" Many viewers, both men and women, exclaimed on the spot・・・・・・

Suddenly, a large number of viewers were cute, but Fertise stared at the potential lolicons in the crowd with disdain.

"Miss host's statement is really too flawed, this is really too much, please stop in moderation. In this speech, the most prominent and intended to mislead the audience and friends are the numbers, followed by the understanding of the Kojie system. As far as I know, Yang Yueqing's performance in psychotherapy has reached a historical level: on several psychotherapy websites, Yang Yue's reputation is far stronger than the so-called second place, especially in the treatment of depression patients, which is recognized by the industry, and he has won the highest praise of "depression terminator"; Considering that psychology is the most widely developed and applied discipline since the 18th century, but it is also a discipline with a wide range of disputes in the field, Yang Yueqing's choice is of epochal significance, and his performance is also very good.

From a horizontal analogy, there are many billionaires in the world, who earn tens of billions of yuan a year, but their actual labor is only a variety of investments, why can they get such a high income? Because they adjusted the rationing of the means of production in society and created new wealth for society; Similarly, Yang Yueqing used Kojie's identity to enter the psychotherapist industry with great fanfare, which is actually a huge investment, but his capital is such a supreme title as Kojie, and over time, those young people who are attracted by him will also enter the field of psychology, learn and emulate his experience, and may also create a lot of wealth for the society, so that Yang Yueqing is also likely to be worthy of an annual income of nearly 10 billion. Although a person like him seems to be casual, but in fact is full of strategic vision, it is impossible to analyze it with a superficial vision, and the host's cognition in this regard is completely astray.

In addition, the original intention of the Kojie system was to give the world's top scientists the highest power to guide mankind forward, rather than just immersing themselves in scientific research itself; Since Yang Yueqing has proved that he is undoubtedly the world's top scientist through various performances, please explain why it goes against the original intention of the Kojie system to make him Kojie? ”

As she spoke, Fertis's eyes became sharper and sharper, and with her voice, the little devil's demeanor became more and more revealed, making Alice feel a little frightened.

"You ・・・・・・"

But Alice still didn't give up; "So four, I would like to ask if you have a particularly deep impression of Yang Yue, except for his strange dress in public, impropriety, grandstanding at the Kojie Conference, mocking the generals of the Heavenly Army, and his extremely lame and boring garbage speeches?"

Morgan: "Two years ago, the World Government organized a Kojie tour to Area 82 (the Arctic iceberg group), and our Kojie people from Area 23 arrived on the plane early, but it was very cold between us, and there was a cold atmosphere in the whole plane, which made people feel very uncomfortable. But since Yang Yue boarded the plane, under his toss, the whole special plane has become lively, the atmosphere has become extremely active, and even the temperature has risen a lot, but after getting off the plane, Yang Yue told me that he really went to the cockpit to adjust the air conditioning temperature of the cabin, and I suddenly felt that something was missing in my heart. ”

Fertiss (Speech Output Engine): "At least three times, I was extremely impressed with him. The first time was in the life-and-death fighting competition, except for the finals, 19-year-old Yang Yueqing easily won within 30 seconds. And unlike other players' ugly attacks whose main purpose is to attack the opponent's vital points, his attack is like a poem, every movement seems to be very smooth and free, from the moment he attacks, you can feel that he has won the game, he is so powerful, I have completely become his fan when I am watching the battle; This also contributed to the second occurrence to a certain extent, Yang Yueqing took away my first kiss on the grounds that "I want to know what it is like to kiss the lips of someone who speaks very little"; Another time, I'm very sorry I can't disclose it. In a sense, the term "old rascal" is indeed very apt to describe him. ”

Wang Yuzhe: "Mr. Yang Yue's physical exercise has reached a level that is difficult for ordinary people to achieve, which has led to him having many hidden "magic skills". For example, on one occasion, several of our biologists and Yang Yue discussed the prevention and control of HIV/AIDS and the ability of human willpower to control sexual arousal. At this time, someone proposed to compete who had the strongest willpower present, so a wonderful love action movie was released. Before and after this, we did two biochemical tests of neuroexcitability, which were roughly 12 and 23 for the average person, and the same was true for several of our biologists. But to our great surprise, Mr. Yang Yue's excitement levels were 18.5 and 17.9, in addition to the excitement level that is much higher than the average person under normal conditions, there was a drop after watching the film, which surprised us, and we had to start to doubt his sexual orientation, but this later confirmed that his sexual orientation was normal heterosexual. Despite this, it seems that the rumor that "Yang Yue is a" that has been widely circulated on the Internet cannot be avoided. But we don't know exactly how he did it, and maybe he has some secret hidden in his brain. ”

Shiro Nakamura: "Wang Yuzhejun, it's a pity that you are mistaken, the rumor that "Yang Yue is a" did not start circulating on the Internet at that time. The origin of the matter is that Yang Yue was chased by 11 girls in high school because of his sunny and handsome appearance, and his mental outlook was both energetic and domineering, which led to 11 girls chasing him in high school, including the school flower of their high school, but unexpectedly, this villain actually rejected the confession of 11 girls, and broke the girl's heart 11 times in a row, and what is even more surprising is that he didn't realize that he rejected the other party's confession. ”

The host's eyes lit up: "What's the situation?" Can you tell us more about the situation? ”

At this time, a girl suddenly raised her hand and said, "I am the girl who was once rejected by Yang Yue to confess!" ”

The host suddenly had a smug look on his face, and called the girl to prepare to give her the microphone, but at this time, a very beautifully dressed goddess suddenly pushed open the door of the studio hall and broke in.

The security guard at the scene was anxious: "Who dares to - it turned out to be Director Chen of the "Fashion World" column, I'm very sorry, what are you doing?" At this point, many of the audience in front of the TV were already laughing from ear to ear, but more were embarrassed.

"My name is Chen Yajing, the school girl from the same high school as Yang Yue, I was doing behind-the-scenes preparations in a room next to me, watching the live broadcast, I didn't expect that there would be an opportunity for me to participate here. By the way, that young lady, I don't remember your classmate in high school, what grade and class are you? ”

The host Alice immediately leaned over her face and whispered: "Hey, newcomer, it's enough, aren't you afraid of being punished?" As young and talented as you are, you still have to figure out our unspoken rules! ”

Chen Yajing said lightly: "I am the culprit who caused that rumor, I have always been sorry for Senior Yang Yue in the past few years, and now that I have a great opportunity to clarify the rumor, I naturally can't let it go." After speaking, he forcibly snatched the microphone from the host's hand.

Here's how it happened:

One evening, in a park under the sunset, Yang Yue was doing some exercise.

Chen Yajing: "Senior Yang Yue, I like you, I like it the most!" Excuse me・・・・・・ can that ・・・・・・ have a relationship with me? ”

Yang Yue: "Oh, great, you're so cute, honestly I like you too!" By the way, I have a copy of "Introduction to Cosmology" written by Estan Hubble the Kid, which I loved to read when I was a child, and I will make a copy of it and give it to you! This book is really wonderful, it tells about many magical phenomena, and there are notes and notes I made in it, read this book, let's be the best companions! By the way, this book covers some mathematics that you haven't learned, but it's clear in the appendix at the back of the book, such as mathematical methods, differential geometry, ・・・・・・"

Chen Yajing: "Senior Yang Yue, you stupid!" ”

Then I just ran away.

At that time, I was so depressed, and I heard about the "tragic deeds" of some other girls, and then someone brought me into the rotten girl circle, and I began to spread rumors that "Yang Yue is a", until later, I saw the relics of Sister Wei Suoli published on the Internet, Yang Yue's letter, and with the passage of time, I began to understand Yang Yue's intentions, he is really a very good person.

Senior Yang Yue, are you watching TV?

It's all my fault, I'm sorry! (Chen Yajing bent down and bowed at this time)

I still like Senior Yang Yue now, so, I dumped my boyfriend three times in a row, but there is still a big gap between me and Senior Yang Yue・・・・・・ I went to the bookstore to buy another book, and I have read nearly two-thirds of it seriously, if Senior Yang Yue still likes me, can you consider talking to me again-"

Program Director: "Stop! Security, go up and pull her down! It's not a shame, the TV program watched by hundreds of millions of viewers is so shameless, the director will definitely give you a look! ”

When Chen Yajing was pulled down, she didn't forget to make a grimace as a guide broadcaster: "You~want~ more~!" ”

Host: "After talking so much about Supernova NO.10 Yang Yue, let's change the topic to an interesting topic, suppose a god suddenly appears and asks that there are only five supernova Kojie left in the world, and the rest must all die, so if it is for the benefit of our entire Torth star, which five do you think should be left behind?" ”

Morgan: "In this era, due to the prevalence of utilitarianism, the ethos of "heavy work over science" is too widespread in the educational circles of our continent, and young people are less willing to engage in arduous mathematical research, so outstanding mathematicians are becoming more and more rare, and if Miss Wesorian had not left us, there is no doubt that her mathematical talent would have become extremely important, and she should have been the most preferred of the five in my heart, but there was no if. I think you have to respect the choices of the retired Kojie seniors, who have gone through such a long scientific career and are very experienced in seeing people, so I will choose No.1, No.2, No.4, No.5, No.6, it has nothing to do with where I am in. ”

Wang Yuzhe: "The tide of history is mighty and unstoppable, even if all the current Kojie is exterminated, there will be a new and stronger Kojie, and Kojie is just a self-appointed honorary title for our Torth human race, so this question is meaningless." Of course, if you insist on me to choose, I will follow the simple law of equal division of mathematics, physics and chemistry, and choose the first person in each discipline, that is, Wesley+Davin Johnson+Estan Beverley+Davin Hawking, considering Wesley's death, the remaining mathematicians can replace it, in addition, we need someone who can stimulate their potential, and now Mr. Yang Yue, who is a psychotherapist, is very suitable. Of course, in view of the application of information technology, it may be possible to replace Miss Wesorian with Miss Phytis, who is also quite skilled in number theory and graph theory. ”

Fertilis (speech output engine): "I would say, five Yang Yue. As the saying goes, strategy is more important than tactics; There is a saying in the software world that large algorithmic frameworks are more important than specific language implementations. Similarly, with only five supernova Kojie remaining, it makes no sense to focus on any specific technology, and it is important to stimulate the scientific spirit of the majority of scientists. ”

Shiro Nakamura: "People are selfish, and I think that four Yang Yue + I am the first choice, because I really want to see how the four Yang Yue Jun revitalize the scientific community." ”

Moderator: "・・・・・・"

At this time, Alice felt tired for the first time in the history of hosting the "Big Cow Face to Face" show, she used to lead the Kojie bulls by herself, but she didn't expect that this time she was extremely embarrassed, and her face was about to be lost! A familiar idiom came to Alice's mind, this Yang Yue was so terrifying・・・・・・

Luckily, the show went into commercial break, and Alice and Kojie had a drink and finally relaxed a little.

Moderator: "Okay, next enter the audience question time, our screen will appear countdown, please be ready, press the interrogator in your hand when the countdown is close to 0, and the corresponding audience who receives the response in the shortest time after the countdown is reset to zero will get the right to ask questions." ”

Host: "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!" Okay, congratulations to audience 147 for getting the right to ask the first question. ”

I saw an innocent and lovely girl of about twelve or thirteen years old stand up, still holding a calculus textbook in her hand, took the microphone, and asked:

"Hello to the three big brothers, big sister Fertis, since you have talked so much about the excellent deeds of Yang Yue's big brother, may I ask, what do you think you need to learn from him the most?"

Morgan: "Everybody just do their best." Yang Yue is indeed a great person, but his way of acting may not match my values, and I don't think there is any need to learn from Handan and humiliate himself. ”

Wang Yuzhe: "I don't agree with Mr. Morgan, because there are some common qualities that we should all strive for. Most prominently, interpersonal adhesion. The team development route of scientific research has been completely laid at the end of the last century, and now almost all Kojie have their own scientific research team, and enhancing the adhesion between the teams is of great benefit to the improvement of scientific research efficiency, which happens to be very lacking in most Kojie. No, it should be said that Mr. Yang Yue is too strong in this regard, which makes us so embarrassed. ”

Shiro Nakamura: "After listening to the conversation of the three big bulls, I think it should be a talent for controlling pleasure. For example, in the information age, most people are prone to the thrill of information flow, but Yang Yuejun is so unbelievable that I never feel that he is indulging in the pleasure vortex for any moment, on the contrary, I feel that he can always easily enter the flow mode (PS: also known as peak experience or zone). This ability is a terrible talent, and I am very jealous. ”

Phytisa (voice output engine): "His unique faith. The greatest scientist, Estan Pottinger, first proposed two important ideas about the idea of a world government and the religious beliefs of the universe, one of which had been made into reality by the efforts of his eldest son Feynman, but because of the establishment of the Monotheism, it was still far from the second most important idea. I think Yang Yueqing is the true inheritor of this great faith, and it seems that only he has the ability to realize Pottinger's unfulfilled dream. ”

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