Episode 6 Rookie RBQ

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Date: July 8, 1756 (present)

Location: A small village on the outskirts of Beijing in District 56

A beautiful long-legged girl in a white dress, holding a cute transparent parasol, and wearing a pair of anti-ultraviolet glasses walked gracefully in a village villa full of dense pastoral atmosphere, looking at the surrounding green trees, thousands of purples and reds, smelling the refreshing fragrance, she felt particularly comfortable in the high-rise buildings and steel jungle for a long time, but her heart was still uneasy.

When the girl reached the end of the road, she was greeted by a strange five-story house with colorful graffiti. Before she could speak, I saw the door with the automatic monitoring system slowly open, and a handsome blonde male god in a suit and leather shoes, Yushu, stood upright by the door, and walked towards her in a chic manner, a big hug, almost suffocating the girl, and at the same time, the male god also smiled slightly because he felt a sense of elasticity, but his face was not red or irritable after a hundred battles.

"WelcomeTo Yangyue Psychology Studio, your full name is Roronoa Bargislina Chershevsky? Under is the supernova NO.10, Yang Yue. The male god's magnetic voice surprised the girl.

"So handsome! This ······ It's too far from what I saw at the Kojie conference! This girl looks a little plump and mature, but her pure accent makes the male god slightly surprised.

"Functional dress strategies should naturally be focused on in different situations, and as an interviewer, of course, you must follow the interview etiquette."

"But doesn't the highest-ranking political conference on the continent, like the Kojie Conference, need to follow basic etiquette?"

"Hey, Madam, are you getting something wrong, some of the world's highest political conferences? At the time, I was just going to make friends. Okay, sit here. ”

"Born on March 7, 1735, now 21 years old, not long ago obtained a master's degree in abnormal psychology from the Juvenile Class College of Hardao University in District 23, with a comprehensive rating of S grade, and rich internship experience, once organized a abnormal psychology treatment team, engaged in abnormal psychology treatment, and obtained several electronic fingerprint signature letters of praise from several scientific experts, which is really an amazing achievement!"

"Of course, I'm very proud!" The girl nodded her head with a smile on her face.

"Well, but I've already sent this information before, and I know a lot of people in the industry, so to be fair, your resume isn't particularly good in my opinion, but that's okay. Well, let's start the interview now, do you know the male god Lee Jong-hyun in District 9? ”

"I know, I almost can't tell the difference between you and you."

"How much do you know?"

"Follow his fan forum, level 17······ It's probably in the top 30% of his 137 million followers, a conservative estimate. ”

"That's right, then my interview questions for today are here, please try to deduce Li Zongxian's perverted psychology attributes based on everything you know about Li Zongxian."

"Uh-oh······ So, among the many aspects of neurotic disorders, psychotic disorders, personality disorders, drug and alcohol dependence, sexual perversions, psychophysiological disorders, adjustment disorders, and so on, what should I infer about? ”

"Well, this question, as the first priority, is, of course, to infer the general sexual seclusion." The male god suddenly put his face up, his eyes lit up, and he stared at the girl playfully.

"Huh? I ······" Feeling the blazing breath of the male god, the girl suddenly became blushing and looked shy, "That's the kind of thing······ It didn't happen······ How······ How is it possible to know? ”

"Hey, your mental capacity is really not flattering, is it only this level? Tell me, what did you do in your internship? The male god looked away, a look of dissatisfaction.

"I ······" The girl suddenly lowered her head and crossed her hands together in an innocent motion.

Suddenly, I saw a short, shoulder-length black girl wearing a blue sailor suit and knee-length black silk walking down the stairs with clattering footsteps.

"Pastor, don't go too far by bullying newcomers, otherwise Lord Yang Yue will be angry when he comes back!" The short-haired girl patted the male god on the shoulder, and Roronoa Bargislina Chershevsky instantly understood.

"Let me introduce, this guy who just teased you is named Li Zongxian, and he is an old acquaintance of Lord Yang Yue. When I was 19 years old, I once designed a hairstyle using 3DMaster modeling, and got a haircut at a full-machine DIY barber shop in District 23. A few days after the haircut, Li Zongxian, who was three years older than him, also went to the shop, and the hairstylist found that their faces looked exactly the same, and the height of the adults was only three centimeters taller than him, so he gave this guy the same haircut. At that time, the pastor was still unknown, since he got an adult's hairstyle, he unexpectedly got several opportunities to star in a large love TV series in a row, and began to become popular all the way, so he signed a "hairstyle agency" contract with an adult, and since then it has been updated according to the adult's hairstyle, until now, it has become a film and television actor with the largest number of followers on Weibo in the mainland. However, for this reason, it is not made public, and adults are often mistaken for followers of pastors. ”

"Yutu, you talk a lot, a person with a big heart like you has to take care of my low self-esteem."

"Excuse me, excuse me," the girl made an interrupting gesture, "may I ask this lady, what do you call Li Nanshen a priest, and she calls you Jade Rabbit?" Also, why is Mr. Yang Yue called Mr. Yang Yue? ”

"It's very simple, because the pastor and I are both cadres of the Yangyue Group, this is our code name, and "adult" is the code name of our leader Yang Yue, but I sometimes use to call it Yang Yue, what, do you think we are engaged in class division? ”

The girl in the dress was taken aback and shook her hand: "Well, that's not (although it's actually like this)······ It sounds so powerful, like a secret service organization in a movie······ Let's not talk about this yet, Li Nanshen, please sign my name! ”

"You're welcome, I just came to District 56 yesterday for business promotion, I heard that there are god-level newcomers who want to join our group, I can't help but be a little curious, so I came back to see, but I don't have much time, so I will leave, by the way, let's say first, you have already been directly hand-picked by adults, the interview or something is just to lie to you, since we have become colleagues in the group, then how many opportunities to meet in the future, just sign it, Yutu, newcomer, I'll go first."

"Pastor, get busy."

Soon, Li Zongxian said goodbye to the two, and soon heard the sound of a helicopter taking off.

"Ahh The dress girl began to complain happily in her heart.

"Yune Yang Young), my name, is almost the opposite of Lord Yang Yue, this is the name that the adults have given me. Your name is too long, so I'll just call you RBQ! ”

"Miss Yang, didn't you have a name before?" RBQ was surprised.

"Of course, because I'm a clone."

"What?" RBQ's eyes widened like lanterns.

"I was born with ······ It's just a number, I really cherish the name that Lord Yang Yue gave me, so, I hope, as a newcomer, you must not have the impression that Lord Yang Yue is an exploiter with a terrible personality and is keen to oppress others, you just need to know that he is a little weird, but he is not a weird person. Yang's tone changed extremely violently, from slow injury to seriousness in the blink of an eye, which made RBQ feel a little admiration in his heart.

"However, Miss RBQ, after you joined our Yangyue Psychology Studio, I, as the head of the room, are still in a subordinate relationship between us, so please call me the head of the Jade Rabbit as much as possible."

"Understood, Master Jade Rabbit." RBQ stood up from his seat respectfully and saluted.

"RBQ, although Lord Yang Yue has recognized you, this does not mean that the rest of our Yangyue Psychology Studio will also recognize you, understand?"

"I understand, I'll prove it to you with my strength."

"It's good to be optimistic, but you know what the rest of the studio calls you?"

"I don't know, why don't you call me an angel in white?" RBQ twisted his head and sold a cute, looking forward to it.

"Comfort girl."

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