Chapter 264: Do You Want to Go to Heaven?
"I'm sorry, but I'm a man of integrity. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Xiao Yu coughed dryly and sternly refused.
Sugar-coated cannonballs or something, resolutely not stained.
"yes, even the children's meal replacement coupons and lollipops are too embarrassed to grab them."
“……”
, how much surveillance have you installed, my soul is weak, and my feelings were discovered by you as soon as I appeared.
Lan Mei'er smiled slightly and said:
"Actually, we want you to be alone for a while, but agents from other countries aren't necessarily that friendly...... You get the idea. ”
"I wonder if Mr. Xiao is interested in being a guest in the ninth department?" Lan Mei'er smiled appropriately and behaved elegantly, "Many people want to meet you." ”
"No, no." Xiao Yu refused.
When he returned to Earth this time, he mainly remembered it, and did not have a set goal that must be completed, let alone fight with those politicians.
"Got it."
Lan Mei'er nodded slightly, took out a business card from her wallet, and handed it to Xiao Yu, "If you have any needs at any time, you can call the above number to ensure that you are satisfied." ”
“……”
Enough, what kind of fuss are you talking about, what about the threats and conspiracy, the humility revealed between the lines is no different from those phishing scams on the Internet.
Obviously I'm the leader of the ninth section, so I'll show me a little domineering.
Xiao Yu walked outside, "It's boring in the house, I'll go out for a walk." ”
It can be seen that this woman's charm and eloquence are at least above ninety, she talks wittily, behaves elegantly, and will never be cold at any time, whether she is cute or rotten, she is not false at all.
At the same time, a conference hall of the highest specification.
Sitting on the main seat was a middle-aged man in his fifties, wearing a Mao suit, with a good face and not angry and arrogant, "Xiao Luo, tell me about the current situation. ”
A young man turned on the projector and quickly said:
"The target has been confirmed, and it is indeed the anchor Xiao Yu who has crossed the live broadcast room......"
"He was first seen in Jinghai Park, between 5:30 and 5:40 in the evening......
"After showing up, he snatched a KFC meal replacement roll and a lollipop ...... from an elementary school student"
Hearing this, all the big people present had strange faces.
"He snatched a lollipop?"
"That's right, strawberry flavor."
"Is there a deep meaning behind this?"
"Why don't we buy KFC and Zhenzhiba."
“……”
"Ahem." The middle-aged man sitting in the main seat coughed lowly, took a sip of tea, and said, "Go on." ”
"It took thirteen minutes for the target to walk back to his former apartment and buy pancakes and pulsating drinks downstairs......"
"Three minutes later, Lan Meier, the leader of the ninth section, went to contact ......"
"Did the satellites capture how he crossed the tunnel?" Questions were raised.
"Nope." The young man said in a deep voice, "The Beidou satellite has not captured any pictures. ”
"Don't be too obvious, young man, always grumpy." Another old man spoke, "It doesn't matter if he's an alien or a futuristic person...... Cooperation is two benefits, and division is two harms, that young man is obviously a nostalgic person, and we must seize this advantage. ”
"We should focus on cooperation and meet any of his demands as much as possible without harming the interests of the country and the people."
-- The old man sitting at the top of the table made the final decision.
"Seconded."
"Seconded." ……
There is no way, when you meet such a guy who may cross over and leave anytime and anywhere, no plan can be said to be without a trace of accidents, and the two parties are in the honeymoon period of their relationship at the moment, so it is not worth taking that risk at all.
Xiao Yu changed his clothes, put on sunglasses, and walked casually in the streets and alleys, silently looking at this strange and familiar city.
The evening breeze is bleak, and the lights of thousands of homes have been lit up.
"Is it late autumn?" Xiao Yu was stunned and looked at the scattered maple leaves around him, "I really didn't find it." ”
His true qi is circulating now, and he is endless, even if he goes to the bitter cold environment such as Siberia, he will not feel too much discomfort.
Looking up, Xiao Yu found that he had walked to the Su Causeway River, which passed through half of the city, and when he was young, Xiao Yu spent most of his childhood by this river.
The sun is setting, and the sunset is full of sky.
There are many people sitting or lying on the embankment, enjoying the evening breeze and leisure.
There was a cool breeze blowing, and a girl was blown up by the wind, and a touch of bright red accidentally flashed back, making people wonder if the girl had reached her natal year.
In addition to lifting the skirt, the wind can also blow the long hair, opposite Xiao Yu, the two girls are pursing their lips, walking over with a little distress, the long hair is undulating with the wind behind the back, like a dynamic Momei, extremely freehand.
When she walked past Xiao Yu, the girl in the lead seemed to be blown into her eyes by hair, and when she turned her head, the corner of her eye happened to look at Xiao Yu wearing sunglasses.
"Ah...... Huh? ”
The girl's eyes lit up, and she suddenly grabbed Xiao Yu, "You are that stinky anchor, don't think that I can't recognize you if you wear a pair of sunglasses!" ”
Xiao Yu subconsciously pointed out, and with a bang, the girl was bounced out, leaving the little girl with a sharp chin next to her with her mouth slightly open and stunned.
"Soul light! How dare you hit me! ”
The long-legged girl stood up and was about to settle accounts with Xiao Yu, "I'm still the deputy head of your fan group." ”
Xiao Yu thought for a moment and suddenly realized, "You are the child who said that the black cat sheriff and the white cat detective are a pair of good partners?" ”
"That's right, Sheriff Black Cat and Detective White Cat are partners who share the same bed~~"
Meow your uncle.
The world of rotten girls is too terrible, there is no distinction between male and female, and everything in the world is only the difference between attack and reception in their eyes!
However, some melancholy mood is slightly better, and this kind of communication between equal friends feels quite good.
"Hmph, what happened just now won't be just like that!"
Xiao Yu walked a few steps and looked up at the sky, "Ah, today's wind is so noisy!" ”
“……”
After a short silence, the cute soft girl next to her suddenly covered her mouth and laughed out loud.
Xiao Yu was immediately embarrassed.
"May I ask you a question?" The long-legged girl blinked, grinned, and said, "You know." ”
"It's a long story." Xiao Yu sighed and said, "Actually, I am the little friend who was chosen, and I have the great responsibility of saving the digital world......"
"Well, you misunderstood......"
"That day, I sat in the Internet café four times in a row, and accidentally saw the dialog box of 'Do you want to understand the meaning of life, do you want to be truly alive', and then with a trembling hand, I clicked yes."
"Hey! - "The long-legged girl gritted her teeth.
Xiao Yu hurriedly said again:
"Actually, I'm from Namek, a descendant of the Saiyans......"
"Who asked you this!" The long-legged girl couldn't bear it, and couldn't help but kick Xiao Yu falsely, "It's Duan Xiaodu, Duan Xiaodu!" The result of the original vote was obviously that Duan Derpy won a big victory, and the friends all thought that the two of you were the best match, so why not give Duan Derpy a strategy. ”
“……”
After a long silence, Xiao Yu raised his head with a rather painful expression on his face.
"Excuse me...... Do you want to go to heaven? ”
……
Although the earth's air still has haze and the quality problem is worrying, there is no shortage of vitality or aura.
There is no doubt that the Shushan Dao can be taught and promoted in this time and space.
It's just that the power of the Dao Jue is far better than martial arts, how to promote it, and how to promote those, there must be established regulations, otherwise no one knows what the final result will be.
So Xiao Yu went to the ninth department to be a guest for three days, and no one knew what they talked about.
It was only after Xiao Yu left, the senior members of the Ninth Section began to practice the "Heaven and Earth Haoran Qi" with clear insight, and other countries suddenly understood that the era of cultivation was coming...... (To be continued.) )