Chapter 263: Return to Reality
In fact, if you really want to say it, the Zhenwu Seven Interception Array is far less powerful than the Shushan Sword Formation, which is like a rabbit and a wolf, which are inherently limited, and no matter how strong the rabbit is, it can't kill the evil wolf. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeใ info
But......
What if the True Martial Seven Interception Formation could be completed and upgraded?
With the intelligence of these people, coupled with the assistance of the system on the side, I believe that it will not be long before the lineup of ultra-luxurious and complete versions of the Zhenwu Seven Interception Formation will be unveiled.
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At the same time, proto-Earth space-time.
"Cousin, it's time to eat!"
In front of the dining table of Zhang Lei's house, a cute mascot held a bowl and shouted timidly into the bedroom.
"Here we are." Zhang Lei answered, turned off the computer, and walked to the dining table with his slippers.
Before the ass was hot, the goddess had already thrown a roll of her eyes: "Wash your hands!" โ
What?
Shouldn't you bring the basin to me!
As a big man, how can he be called by a little woman, I will still ...... this hand today
"Huh?"
The goddess's eyes narrowed, and the boundless murderous aura fell, Zhang Lei suddenly wilted like a frosted eggplant, and obediently rolled to the bathroom.
"Brother-in-law is so obedient, how did he train him?" The long-legged girl is coquettish and begging for experience.
The corners of the goddess's mouth turned up slightly, and she said proudly, "If you have experience, there are some, specifically set up some small tasks, and if you don't complete them, you won't give him a reward, as mentioned in the "Dog Breeding Manual", before completing the prescribed actions, you can't feed them in advance......"
"Poofโ"
When Zhang Lei heard this in the bathroom, he almost vomited three liters of blood.
Dog...... What's the Dog Breeding Manual?
Even if I were to become an animal one day, I would not be a dog, but a wolf! It's an Arctic ice wolf that will tear all the creatures that dare to challenge to pieces!
"Hey, have you washed your hands?"
"Alright, here we go!"
On the table, the meals are quite rich, including tomato brisket, secret braised pork, ice lake vinegar fish, red stewed quail, as well as cold pork rind, cucumber, cold powder and cut watermelon.
Zhang Lei washed his hands and came back, and was about to serve the meal, when the long-legged girl had already hurriedly helped him serve it, and said with a grin: "Brother-in-law, you sit, you've been busy outside for a day, and you'll rest more when you get home." โ
Zhang Lei sat down peacefully, "Okay." โ
During a meal, the two little girls kept serving him vegetables, but let him enjoy a VIP treatment.
After eating and drinking, Zhang Lei wiped his mouth clean, got up and was about to leave.
The long-legged girl suddenly couldn't sit still, her eyes glanced at the mascot, and the cute mascot pouted aggrievedly, stopped in front of him timidly, and looked at him pitifully with big eyes.
Zhang Lei was unmoved and turned a blind eye.
The two little Bambi looked at them with pitiful eyes, and then they didn't speak, just to see how long you could hold on.
Hey, you're looking at me like this, it's stressful.
In the end, Zhang Lei was defeated, he covered his forehead, and sighed helplessly:
"Tell me, what's the ......?"
"I knew my brother-in-law was the best!" The long-legged girl cheered.
"Let's talk about it first, and then let me help you support the scene, don't talk about it, get drunk and run to the police station to sprinkle, and there is no one but you."
"Don't mention that kind of black history again!" The cute mascot covered her face and was shy, "I have been very serious and heartbroken to reform myself!" โ
The long-legged girl clasped her hands in front of her chest, blinked her eyes and said:
"Brother-in-law, I heard that the stinky anchor is coming back, is it true?"
"Why are you asking this?"
"Oh, you just say it's not."
Zhang Lei pursed his lips, "If nothing else, it should be true, after all, he has said it himself before." โ
The long-legged girl blinked, and there were little stars twinkling in her eyes, "So will he be a guest at your authority?" โ
"What do you want to do?" Zhang Lei looked over vigilantly, "People can point you down with one finger." โ
"Hmph, an elegant, cute, energetic, and sweet black kitten like me will not be bullied." The long-legged girl smiled proudly.
"Oh, brother-in-law, to be honest, have you ever thought about arresting that stinky anchor and putting him in a small dark room for dissecting and research?"
I'll it, you've watched too many TV series, the anatomical research brain hole is too big.
And if the other party doesn't have some confidence, how dare he return to Earth?
In case no one catches it, and it won't be broadcast live, the whole world won't have to turn against you.
"Little kids!" Zhang Lei waved his hand and scolded.
"Hmph, I'm not small."
Zhang Lei's gaze fell, fell to an indescribable part, and smiled without saying a word.
"Stinky brother-in-law! I don't care, anyway, when I look back at that anchor, I must throw that cauliflower snake in his face, I dare to scare this girl, don't give him a little color, and be a bully when this aunt is cool. โ
"That ......" the cute mascot gently pulled the corner of the long-legged girl's clothes and whispered, "That's a rat python, not a cauliflower snake." โ
"Ahh You dare to return the mouth, it's itchy again, right? โ
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Meanwhile.
Some quiet corner of the park.
But seeing a flash of light and shadow in the corner, a young man in a white shirt suddenly appeared out of thin air.
Xiao Yu took a deep breath and couldn't help but burst into tears.
Although I haven't returned for a long time, I still see familiar scenery and familiar tastes......
When I go out, I can pat my chest again and proudly tell others that I am a young generation who grew up inhaling smog.
"Well, here's ...... Jinghai Park? Xiao Yu looked left and right, the buildings in the park had not changed much, and it was easy to identify, "It's not far from the community where I live." โ
Xiao Yu clapped his hands and was about to leave, when he suddenly saw a young couple sitting on the bench in front of him.
Hmm, why do you say small?
No, no, no, of course, it doesn't mean that the indescribable part is small, but ...... Next to them are schoolbags with cartoons of Snoopy and Big Big Wolf, and elementary school students with red scarves around their necks.
"Arwen, what are you calling me out for?"
The little girl was wearing a red long-sleeved shirt, black princess pants, her hair was combed into braids, neatly arranged behind her back, her hands were clenched into fists, and her face was full of coldness.
Another little boy snorted, took out two tickets from his pocket, and muttered, "Nan, I have KFC package coupons here, let's go eat together?" โ
"Don't." The little girl looked cold and refused directly, "Ma Ma said that fried food is not hygienic at all, you can eat it yourself." โ
"But I bought it with my pocket money saved for a long time, and if I don't eat it, it will expire......"
"Hmph," the little girl shook her hair and took out three coupons from her school bag, "I'll give you one more voucher, don't pester me anymore!" โ
"No! I really like you. โ
"Hey." The little girl sighed decently, "How about five?" Don't pester me anymore, no one else will play with me anymore. โ
"This ......"
"Ten sheets!"
"W-Oh well."
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Well, so far, so much is normal.
However, as the little girl left with her schoolbag and a cold face, the little fat man suddenly wiped his nose and showed a treacherous smile on his face:
"I now have twelve package coupons in my hand, and I can make an appointment with Xiaohua, Xiaoyan, and Xiaoxi, so that I can change six girlfriends a week......"
it!
Xiao Yu was immediately shocked.
Are you actually aiming for those 10 vouchers?
Elementary school students have ruled the earth these days.
The routine is too deep and unfathomable.
"The lad has a future, I support you."
Xiao Yu was amazed by the wit of the little fat man Awen.
Then he mercilessly snatched the voucher from the little fat man, brushed off his clothes, and hid his merit and fame.
Walking all the way to the previous house, you can clearly feel the change in the environment.
The whole world is evolving imperceptibly under the influence of the spread of martial arts.
On the street, all kinds of martial arts halls have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, and from time to time someone is whistling and running through the street, and the speed is amazing. Even the old man who sells pancakes on the roadside outside the community has changed his name to "Eighteen Fried Dragons......
Xiao Yu bought a pancake fruit, ate it while walking, and returned home very quietly. The furnishings in the room had not changed, as they had been when he had left, but the furniture had not fallen into dust, and it was evident that it had been cleaned regularly.
Looking at the home that has been both familiar and unfamiliar for more than ten years, Xiao Yu suddenly felt a little dazed.
Who would have thought that a year ago, it was in such an ordinary room that the most significant turning point in his life took place?
Walking into the bedroom, the second-hand live broadcast equipment quietly reflected the light outside the window, and the old chewing booth mobile phone was put aside, and when I clicked on it, it was obvious that someone had helped rush through the electricity, and it was full of missed calls and text messages, there were thousands of them.
However, the content is much the same, and it can be summed up in three sentences.
Damn, you've crossed over!
Oh my God, awesome my brother!
Begging for thighs!
The former friends have not been in touch for more than a year, and the relationship naturally fades, Xiao Yu thought about it, and only sent a message back to a few close friends, and everyone else laughed away.
He opened the refrigerator, took out a can of Coke, and drank it quietly.
Before the Coke was finished, there was a crisp and rhythmic knock on the door.
"Hmm, are you already here?"
Xiao Yu stood up, turned on the five senses channeling, and took in the panoramic view of the radius of dozens of zhang.
In the past, he was in another time and space, so he was naturally not afraid at all - anyway, you can't catch me, I'm afraid of you, a rolling ball beast.
But after returning to reality, we still have to be more vigilant, if these people really want to arrest him in a small dark room and dissect him, I can't say that I want them to know what it means to be separated in two.
"Who? My water meter didn't leak, and I didn't buy a courier. Xiao Yu had a serious face.
There was silence outside the door for a moment, and a soft voice rang out:
"Sir, special services."
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If a girl gets dirty, I don't know how many men will bow down.
When the door opened, a woman stood quietly outside.
The woman looked to be in her twenties, dressed in a well-dressed suit, with long, straight legs, black stockings, a delicate face, and a pair of black-rimmed glasses, her hair pulled up behind her head, and her style was crisp and capable.
After she saw Xiao Yu, she immediately stretched out her hand generously and said with a smile:
"Hello, Mr. Xiao, I am the leader of the ninth section, Lan Mei'er." (To be continued.) )