Chapter 122: A Whim
Boomer was surprised to swallow a cow, but Zhao Wen had prepared in advance, so he seemed very calm!
"So full, so full! Haha..."Little Wukong sat on the ground, patted his stomach, and shouted with satisfaction, and next to him was lying a huge fish skeleton, which was the tragic dragon set fish, it was really miserable!
Zhao Wenwen also wanted to try Xiao Wukong's craftsmanship, but he couldn't eat it after only two bites, and he really didn't put any seasoning! And Boomer didn't eat a bite, so the whole fish went into Little Goku's stomach.
What a strong stomach! Zhao Wen silently nodded like!
After a long time, Boomer's wide mouth slowly closed, and sure enough, it was a monster!
"Alright! We're leaving! Boomer pulled out a box of capsules and found them inside: "Well, nine capsules are fine!" You two stand back a bit! ”
"Oh, huh?" Little Wukong was stunned and took a step back to the side.
"Bang!" After a puff of smoke, a white motorcycle appeared in the clearing in front of the trio.
"Yikes! You really know how to do it! Little Wukong was startled.
"This is not a demon law!" Boomer roared loudly, feeling contempt for Little Wukong's turtle aura, explaining, "This is a universal capsule, which can conjure anything, and it is commonly used by people in the city now!" ”
After saying that, Boomer walked up to the motorcycle and stepped on it, "Wukong, come up!" Then he stuck out his tongue at Zhao Wen: "This car can only seat two people, so someone is sorry!" ”
"Don't think of bad ideas!" After admonishing Little Wukong, Boomer stepped on the accelerator, "Knock knock!" "The motorcycle roars, and the dust is gone!
I don't know why, with Zhao Wen's appearance, Boomer, who commits disease on any occasion, should have a good impression of him, but the reality is the opposite, Boomer just doesn't like him.
"Didn't you just say that you look like a monster! Little Goku has said it a lot more than I do! What a wayward little girl! Zhao Wen touched his chin, his expression was a little embarrassed, and now he was reduced to the point where even a nymphomaniac like Boomer couldn't look down on him.
Taking a step forward slightly, a flying sword suddenly appeared under his feet, carrying Zhao Wen forward at high speed, and in the blink of an eye, Zhao Wen saw a white motorcycle driving on the rugged mountain road.
However, Zhao Wen did not go down to say hello, but directly crossed over them. If he remembered correctly, Boomer would stop at a steep slope ahead and be caught as a snack by a talking pterodactyl. He thinks that his involvement has not changed much of the plot, and what should have happened in the original play should continue to happen.
"Oh, I found it, this is it!"
A slope with an inclination of nearly 45 degrees, and there is a boulder on the side of the road below the slope! Within a radius of 100 miles, this is the only place that meets the requirements.
"Huh? Now it's even more certain! Zhao Wen stopped his falling figure, and then became invisible, looking at the sky not far away, a fat pterosaur was flapping its wings and flying towards this side, slowly landing behind the boulder.
"Oh? I thought that Boomer was back because of pure luck, and this little one happened to bump into the pterodactyl that was napping or doing something behind the boulder, but I didn't expect that this beast had already prepared, and it was Bulma and Wukong who had discovered Bulma and Wukong in advance, and wanted to ambush behind the boulder. Zhao Wen was suddenly impressed by this stupid pterosaur, "It's also to blame Boomer, you're unlucky, people haven't done it yet, so you're rushing to reincarnate and give it away!" ”
"Buzz!" The roar of a motor vehicle engine came from a distance, and in the blink of an eye it was visible to the naked eye.
"Boomer, Brother Zhao Wen hasn't come yet. Aren't we waiting for him? Little Wukong sat in the back of the car and kept asking.
"Hmph, it's better never to show up! Dare to say that such a gentle and beautiful lady is a monster, unforgivable! Boomer muttered quietly, but still explained to Little Wukong with a smile: "Zhao Wen, that guy is so fast, he will definitely be able to catch up." Maybe that nasty guy has already run to the front for a big meal! ”
"Really? Haha, Brother Zhao Wen ran much faster than me! The simple little Wukong is really easy to deceive, and immediately shouted happily.
"It's... Ah~" The motorcycle rushed down the steep slope, flew straight up, and landed steadily in the screams of the two. Boomer hurriedly stopped the car.
"I actually flew up just now, it's amazing!" Little Wukong said excitedly.
"Hehe, that's nothing! Oh~ You wait for me! As soon as Boomer said something modest, he suddenly felt anxious, jumped out of the car, and said to Goku.
"What's wrong?"
"You're so unresponsive! When a lady says this, it means to go to the toilet! Boomer yelled at Goku, and hurriedly turned around and ran behind the boulder on the side of the road, "Don't follow me!" ”
"What! It turned out to be pee! But it's not good to pee directly on the side of the road! Little Wukong said that the girl's idea was too strange.
"Why is it so long?"
"Ah~ help!" Boomer screams from behind the boulder.
"Huh? What's wrong? Little Goku ran behind the boulder with his calves, "Boomer! Have you been bitten by a snake? Well? ”
Little Wukong was greeted by a pair of big eyes, which belonged to the pterodactyl, and Boomer was being caught by him at this time!
"Boy, who are you?" The pterosaur spoke.
"My name is Monkey King! Are you a friend of Boomer? ”
"Yes!" The pterosaur laughed, threw out a rope, and said, "I have something to tell her, you are here and wait for us to come back!" ”
Then, Zhao Wen almost couldn't help laughing, and the cute little Wukong was so obediently tied up and tied to a big tree.
"What's that pterodactyl taste? The obviously meaty little Wukong looks much better than Boomer! And the meat on the body is all muscles, and it's chewy! Zhao Wen felt contempt for the eyes of the pterosaur,
"I'm just tied up?" Little Goku is still a little stupid.
"That's it, idiot! Bye! The pterosaur scoffed and flapped its wings.
"Yo, this beautiful young lady, it seems that your situation is not very good, do you need any service?" Suddenly, a playful voice sounded, interrupting the rhythm of the pterosaur spreading its wings and flying high, and Zhao Wen withdrew the stealth technique and revealed. At this time, he was standing on the big rock and looking down funny.
The pterosaur was horrified, he was obviously waving his wings, why couldn't he fly, and he couldn't move all parts of his body except for his wings and mouth! More importantly, it unconsciously produces a kind of fear in its heart. This situation started as soon as this mysterious man appeared, it must be his ghost!
"Brother Zhao Wen, you are running so fast, Boomer said that you will definitely be able to catch up!" The first to speak was Little Goku, who still doesn't know what's going on!
Stretching out his hand, a sword qi quickly cut the rope that bound Wukong, and the pterodactyl's pupils shrank, and his heart was about to jump out.
"Huh? What kind of trick is this? As soon as Little Wukong regained his freedom, he excitedly asked Zhao Wen for advice.
"This, this is called the 'Six-Vein Divine Sword', using the whole body's... Well, 'qi' is condensed into one point by using the 'qi' of the whole body, so that it gathers at the fingertips, and then shoots out from the fingertips! Zhao Wen seemed to have forgotten the existence of Boomer, and even gave a lecture to Wukong with great interest.
When Zhao Wen first appeared, Boomer didn't feel like Zhao Wen looked good for a moment like now, a kind of prince saved the princess from the devil, although this prince was okay, but Her Royal Highness the princess can still consider it!
However, the next drama is completely wrong! What about the plot where the devil was supposed to be defeated, the princess was saved, and then the prince and the princess lived happily together? Now the prince and a child are 'happy' together discussing what 'qi' is messy and can't understand at all. Is the fairy tale written wrong? Then it must be this damn bastard doing it on purpose!
The red heart in Boomer's eyes instantly turned into flames, his hands clenched into fists, pounded the claws of the pterodactyl, and scolded at the two of them: "Idiot! Bastard! Don't hurry up and save me! ”
"Save you? Wouldn't it be better to let me save you? "Little Wukong is still cute, I guess he can't change it in his life, cough cough... In fact, he hasn't changed much since then!
Hearing Boomer's cry, the pterosaur also reacted, especially Zhao Wen's gaze turned back again, for fear that Zhao Wen's killer pterosaur had no self-esteem as a meat eater at all, and immediately begged loudly: "My lord, spare my life!" The little ones are just joking with them! Really, the little one knows it's wrong! I beg you to spare your life! ”
I cried for a while, it was really sad for the hearer, and the cry for the listener. Even Boomer's cry was drowned out, because Boomer was already stunned, forgot to be afraid, and stared at the pterodactyl in a daze.
When Zhao Wen saw this kind of change, he immediately grabbed Xiao Wukong, who was about to smash the ruyi stick up, touched his chin and thought about it for a while, and suddenly thought that there would be many funny little troubles along the way, just bring this guy just right, just by virtue of his appearance, some unnecessary troubles can be easily solved, such as the dead pig, and the fried rice king trio.
Thinking of this, Zhao Wen said bluntly: "I happen to be missing a mount, are you willing?" ”
"Yes, yes!" The pterosaur hurriedly replied, if it weren't for the fact that his head couldn't move now, it was estimated that his head would be able to catch up with the rattle. At present, the most important thing is to restore freedom first.
Zhao Wen nodded, and withdrew the coercion that had been shrouding the pterodactyl.
As soon as the coercion was withdrawn, the pterosaur collapsed on the ground, sweating profusely, and secretly screamed bad luck in his heart. Thinking about it in the long term often means that you should obediently accept your fate!
Boomer finally broke free from the clutches of the "devil", walked in front of Zhao Wen in three steps and two steps, and glared at him like this: "You can bear to let a weak beauty stay in the claws of a demon for so long, you are simply not a man!" ”
Although he was a little angry when he was scolded by Bulma, Zhao Wen said that good men don't fight with women, and they don't know like children!
"Brother Zhao Wen is so strong!" Little Wukong shouted excitedly, his eyes full of fighting spirit.
"Cut~" Boomer turned her head, but the constantly rolling eyes betrayed her inner thoughts.
"General, the third in the world!" For Little Wukong's praise, Zhao Wen is still very useful.
"Really? It's amazing! Who are the first and second in the world? ”
...... "I'm just modest, okay!" He is currently the number one in the Dragon Ball world, and it is the old boy of Vic who comes out, and he is not Zhao Wen's opponent.
But Little Wukong is true, the simple Little Wukong, but he takes everything you say seriously!
"Uh... I don't know! Zhao Wen had no choice but to fool around.
"Bragging! Pippi Pip~" Boomer opened his mouth with his hand and stuck out his tongue to taunt him.
……
The rest was a little longer than in the original show, and Boomer recovered quickly, but the pterodactyl was scared enough that it took a long time to recover.
Zhao Wen asked Boomer and Little Wukong to take the first step, and he stayed where he was and waited for a while.
"Why is he so small when he is so big?" Zhao Wen said dissatisfied.
"Ah, I'm sorry, my lord! I'm really sorry for keeping you waiting! It really offends your majesty and makes the little one feel very alarmed! The pterosaur hurriedly begged for mercy, and also came with a small sycophant.
"Alright, let's go!" A pterosaur twisted and pinched like a little daughter-in-law, making Zhao Wen feel uncomfortable.
"Yes!" The pterosaur squatted down and motioned for Zhao Wen to sit up.
Zhao Wen was not pretentious, and jumped to stand on the head of the pterosaur.
By the time Zhao Wen caught up with Boomer and Wukong, the two of them had already prepared the house, and it should be said that Boomer was carrying a villa with him.
Let the pterosaur find a place to rest on its own, and Zhao Wen jumped down alone. Of course, before this, Zhao Wen casually let a mountain evaporate from the world, but the pterosaur still remembers it vividly, and he would never dare to do it if he ran away or something. In its words, it is: to always follow the feet of Lord Zhao Wen, so as to always listen to the teachings of Lord Zhao Wen, even if it is a blasphemy to life for a moment.
"Hey, I'm in!" Zhao Wen walked to the door and asked politely, but no one answered for a long time.
"Huh? Nobody? Since no one answered, Zhao Wen was polite, opened the lock by himself, and walked in. The facilities in the room are quite complete, and they are also quite luxurious, worthy of the "universal capsule" of the eldest lady, even the "portable tent" is so wide!
There was a faint sound of water coming from around the corner, which made Zhao Wen suddenly realize, he remembered a funny plot, the interesting story of Boomer helping Sun Wukong take a bath!
I don't know where it is now? Would you like to go over and have a look? As soon as Zhao Wen had this idea in his mind, he heard a soprano voice coming from the bathroom, and little Wukong "Ahhhh He ran out of it, followed by a large pile of bath towels, shampoo, mops...
"Brother Zhao Wen!" After seeing Zhao Wen, Little Wukong happily ran to Zhao Wen, jumped up, slapped Zhao Wen's chest, and asked curiously, "Why don't you have an ass?" Yes! I see, men don't have butts! ”
The corners of Zhao Wen's mouth twitched, why am I so angry? I feel the urge to punch someone! What are you talking about? How do I answer?
"Whew!" Taking a deep breath, Zhao Wen took a lot of effort to suppress this restlessness, squeezed his face, and said with a smile: "Of course there is no ass in the chest!" ”
"Ha, but Boomer has an ass on his chest!"
"Shut up!" A piece of soap smashed on Goku's head, and I saw Boomer walking out angrily around the bath towel, how could such a shameful thing be said in front of this bastard!
"Ass?" Zhao Wen subconsciously looked at Boomer's chest, oh~ I finally understood what Little Wukong said. It's not that our comprehension is poor, it's just that Little Wukong's thinking is too wild! I can't keep up with the speed! Zhao Wen thought so in his heart.
Boomer, who was already ashamed, was invaded by Zhao Wen's undisguised gaze, and he found a submachine gun out of nowhere. "Click" twice, pull the insurance open, "Da da da!" ”
"Ahhh
"No wonder I broke up with Leping in the end, I guess Leping is bitter!" Zhao Wen added a shield to himself for the first time, looking very relaxed and casual, and even had time to think nonsense there, "It's just a perverted race like Vegeta that can stand it, right?" Isn't she quite arrogant? Even the bad old man of the turtle fairy can show his underwear, so I glanced at my chest, as for it? And my mind is so pure! Am I born to be at odds with her? ”
"Goo-goo... I'm hungry! As soon as he ate a gun, Little Wukong began to shout that he was hungry, I really don't know why he was still in the mood to eat, and sure enough, the world of foodies is amazing.
Boomer is obviously not in such a good mood to prepare dinner, and even if he does, he can't satisfy Little Goku's stomach. Little Wukong had no choice but to turn his gaze to Zhao Wen for help.
This is a piece of cake for Zhao Wen, although he can open the valley himself, but as the saying goes: food, sex, and sex! How can the appetite be quit just after saying that the ring is quit, so Zhao Wen's ring must have all kinds of Chinese and foreign delicacies all year round.
Zhao Wen walked to the dining table, stretched out his hand, and first served Xiao Wukong a table full of Han people.
"Wow! It looks delicious, I'm going to go! Little Wukong's saliva flowed out, and he pounced excitedly.
"How did you come up with it? Are you a magician? "Boomer is a girl, but she is also a genius scientist, and scientists are creatures with a crazy desire to explore the unknown. As soon as he saw that Zhao Wen had conjured up such a large table of food without using the universal capsule, the unpleasantness just now was instantly thrown out of the clouds.
Zhao Wen rolled his eyes and said, "Of course, I'm the greatest magician in the world!" ”
"The things that the magician conjures up have to be prepared in advance, hidden somewhere, this house is mine, you can't hide in the house in advance, and you can't hide so much on your body, so you're not a magician!" Boomer's rare serious look.
But Zhao Wen was about to vomit blood, who just brought the topic to the magician? Is this deliberately tricking me?
"Hey, wait! What happens if I give the Space Ring to Boomer? What surprises will Boomer be able to invent Dragon Ball Radar and Time Shuttle? It's so exciting, and it's exciting to think about! ”
Thinking of this, Zhao Wen suddenly smiled mysteriously: "Well, in fact, I have invented a better storage tool than a universal capsule, and I have all the food in it!" ”
"Impossible!" Boomer immediately exploded: "The universal capsule is the work of my father who has studied it for many years, and it is already the most advanced technology in the world, how can it be more advanced than this?" How come I've never seen one? ”
Boomer said these words quite proudly, and I have to admit that she does have the capital of pride.
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