Chapter 121: Private Land

After a brief discussion with Bai Mingqian, Luo Yuying and other seven reincarnators, they came to the backstage of the troupe together, hehe, there is a good show going on there, don't watch it in vain!

When they arrived, it was the ninth sister who bragged there, saying that she had rejected the class master and was reduced to the point of being Mei Xiang, and it happened that the class master was standing behind her!

"Class master?" Ah Qiu next to him screamed.

"Hahaha... I'm talking nonsense, I don't think the class owner will mind! Seeing that the wind was making the rudder, the ninth sister hurriedly remedied, turned to face the class master, and showed a flattering smile.

The class owner held a cigarette in his mouth, pushed away the onlookers, walked in front of the ninth sister, forced the ninth sister back step by step, and asked, "Will I fall out of love for you?" ”

"No, no! I'm right for you! The ninth sister changed the style of painting without any discipline, and her hands and head swayed at the same time, and immediately overturned what she had just said.

"Did you refuse me, then?" The head of the class pressed step by step and continued to ask.

"How can you refuse? If you want, I'll give it at any time! At this time, the ninth sister had been forced to the edge of the stage and almost fell down.

Nima, this is also a fight! The corners of the mouths of the seven people standing not far away twitched.

"You think beautifully! Do you think I'm so tasteless? "What the class master said is so direct, how can you make the ninth sister embarrassed!

It is said that when Wu Junru was young, he didn't look bad! Hey, once you enter the comedy, it is as deep as the sea, and the lady is a passerby from now on! Directly despised!

Sure enough, even a woman can't stand this, and the ninth sister can't even do with the festival, but this insult is absolutely unacceptable! MAX Damage Ariki Yes! This is a matter of fundamental principles of being a woman.

Immediately fried Mao said: "You don't have to inch in!" "Although I'm not a national color and a fragrance, an eighteen-year-old girl is not ugly!"

"You're eighteen?" The class leader pointed his finger at her, obviously defeated by her shamelessness!

"Plus two years ......"

"Less! I'll write ten years less for you! "The class master's mouth is as vicious as ever, this kind of public exposure of people's shortcomings, what he said is called a smooth one!

"Don't demolish me!" The ninth sister immediately softened and whispered.

"What about debunking you? If you look like this, no man will help you if you fall down on the street! "Damage +N.

People decades ago were still so simple, and they actually used this to satirize others? Bai Mingqian and the others can only hehe, this injury is simply a group brush, and seven people were also shot while lying down: it is not our fault that no one helps us when we fall down on the street! Does this have anything to do with looks? Just rush this one, the cliff won't save you tomorrow night!

Then the ninth sister stepped on the air and fell, and was hugged by Shi Chun, a policeman who was suspected of drug trafficking in the troupe and rushed over to investigate. The two looked at each other, sparks were flying, of course, this must be the illusion of the ninth sister's wishful thinking, how could Shi Sir jump into the pit by himself.

The ninth sister looked like a nymphomaniac, and sang excitedly: "Xianggong, are you helping me?" ”

Shi Chun was serious: "I helped you!" ”

"Where are you from?"

"Police station!"

"Could it be that you are a yacha?" Yes, I'm completely into the play, and I've been drunk with emotion! Is it so miserable? How long has it been since a man touched it? Hunger and thirst like this!

"Police!" Shi Chun still replied very formally.

"Police!" As soon as the two horse boys brought by Shi Chun saw that the boss had revealed his identity, he immediately rushed onto the stage with a fake tiger and shouted in his mouth.

"What are you doing?" The head of the class asked solemnly.

Li Jingwen, nicknamed Little Steel Cannon, walked to the side of Zheng Yindan, put one hand on the face of the man who was in the way next to him, pushed him away, and then stared directly at Hua Dan's chest through his sunglasses, his face was confused, and he secretly screamed in his heart: It's so big!

In the original play, after Hua Dan was killed by Qin's corpse, the crying was sad, and the unscrupulous teacher persuaded him: As long as the hand is still there, don't be afraid of no wave! He replied: Then there is no way to find such a big one! In the end, the people risked staying to fight with the Qin corpse, and the reason was that TMD actually wanted to avenge the big breasts!

is worthy of Liu Zhenwei's production, it is really all wonderful!

If only it were in reality! The old lady must lead the cow and let him catch enough! Luo Yuying complained in her heart.

Another horse boy Chen Longshi was forced by Shi Chun to test poison for the eighth time, and accidentally ate snake gall grass, and the whole person became a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, a face was wrapped into a zongzi, and he stood beside Ah Qiu with a shy face, but Ah Qiu was regarded as a foreigner, and he was instantly taken by Ah Qiu, who "admired foreign and flattering foreigners".

At this time, the ninth sister was still intoxicated there! As a result, Shi Chun coldly let go of his hand and stood up, and just as he wanted to speak, the ninth sister fell to the ground with a bang.

Shi Chun helplessly squatted down again and helped her up: "Miss, are you okay?" ”

"It's okay! The taste of love is bittersweet! The ninth sister didn't react at all, and said numbly.

Fortunately, Ah Qiu ran over and helped her away, Shi Chun scratched his nose and looked confused, this person is sick, right? But finally got out!

His eyes swept over the seven reincarnators not far away, and Shi Chun no longer cared, thinking that they were also from the troupe. quickly introduced himself and the two funny horses, and then it was a nonsense, after speaking, he leaned into the ear of the class owner and whispered: "There is no secret in the world, the purpose of your singing here, our police have already received a tip!" ”

"Got a tip?" The class owner was surprised, didn't he come here to sing because the islanders gave money? What other purposes? How I didn't know!

At this moment, Hua Dan's husband suddenly slashed everywhere with a sword and kicked Hua Dan down, and Hua Dan was kicked in the chest.

I'll go, it's okay, the little steel cannon was suddenly heartbroken to death, and when everyone didn't react, he rushed to Hua Dan who fell to the ground as soon as possible: "Oops, oops, what's wrong?" Is your chest okay? ”

"I hurt my finger!"

It doesn't matter if it's a skin injury! The kick to the chest counts! Show me! As soon as the little steel cannon brushed off Hua Dan's hand, he was about to lift her neckline.

"My chest doesn't hurt, my fingers hurt!"

"Oh, the so-called ten fingers are connected to the heart, it's better to look at the chest!" The true nature of the pervert is exposed.

"Get out of here, pervert!"

"Ah, the first time we met, you knew me so well!" Xiao Gangcang's surprised way fully explained the so-called invincible if people are cheap.

"Poof~" Nima, all six people except Luo Yuying couldn't help but spray, they only thought it was funny when they watched the movie, but now it seems that it is quite funny!

"Humph! It should be pulled out and castrated, it's simply scum among public officials, scum! Miss Luo gritted her teeth and heard the cold crotch of the six people, subconsciously clamped her legs, closed her mouth, and continued to watch the play as if nothing happened.

The troublemakers were quickly subdued by Shi Chun, and the next series of verbal misunderstandings just "confirmed" the conjecture in Shi Chun's heart, making him even more convinced that the troupe was selling drugs! So he forcefully took Ah Jia (the troublemaker) and his wife, that is, Hua Dan, back to the police station!

As soon as he heard that his boss was going to take Hua Dan back to the police station, Xiao Gang's teeth were broken, and he hugged Hua Dan and pulled her to the police station.

In the end, because Hua Dan was arrested, the ninth sister was hit by a pie, and she got her wish and sat in the position of Zheng Dan. Of course, we will mercifully skip her sycophants to the class master.

"How? It's not a loss to see this wave, right? After all the characters in the plot were gone, Bai Mingqian asked everyone with a smile.

"Well, this wave is really not a loss!" Dongfang Qianichi also replied with a smile.

I'll go, why does the taste change when something comes out of your mouth? Bai Mingqian glanced at Luo Yuying with a black line on his face, and sure enough, he couldn't see the expression on his face!

I've been cheated again, I'm really just asking! Bai Mingqian complained in his heart.

……

When night falls, this small island hanging over the sea not only does not fall silent, but becomes more and more lively.

In a vacant lot at the entrance of the village, a stage has been set up at this time, and the curtain has been opened, and the old and young people in the village have rushed to the stage with big chairs and small stools, and have rushed to sit down in front of the stage, with smiles on their faces, looking forward to the beginning of the show, not knowing that this is their last night in the world, well, it is the penultimate night, if no one intervenes to disrupt the plot.

"Dang!" A gong sounded, and the drama began.

The sound of suona, pipa, and drums followed, and the applause of the audience also rang out, venting their enthusiasm without hesitation, and shouting loudly!

Bai Mingqian and the others also divided their troops into two ways, staring at Jiujie and Ah Qiu all the way in the background, and tracking down the two unlucky people with treasure maps all the way.

In the dressing room backstage, Ah Qiu said unhappily: "Ninth sister, you got what you wanted, but I didn't get what I wanted!" ”

The ninth sister asked, "Then what do you want now?" ”

"Now it's not thinking, it's acting!" Ah Qiu immediately regained his vitality and sang.

"How?" The ninth sister stretched out her head curiously.

"I got acquainted with a foreign police officer today! Hey, immigration to Bangladesh is not bad either! Ah Qiu held his chin with his hand and looked longing.

"Is Bangladesh in the United States?" Well, teases are everywhere!

"Yes!" +1!

As everyone knows, in a corner, there are three people squatting on the ground, shrugging their shoulders, and they are all about to laugh and cramp!

"I swear! Any horror movie is weak, but comedy movies are the most lethal! The person with a low laughing point doesn't have to do any tasks at all, because he has already died of laughter! Zou Dachuan's snot flowed out of his laughter.

Chen Shen and Guan Jinshen felt the same way, and nodded hurriedly! After all, in addition to this, the scene of dozens of people having diarrhea at the same time is also quite spectacular and rare.

On the other side, Bai Mingqian, Luo Yuying, Dongfang Qianyi, and a guy named Huang Huang were lying behind a mound of dirt, looking at the two figures that were sneaking in the night in front of them, and under the silent night sky, the conversation between the two was clearly audible.

"Big brother, did your girlfriend lie to you?" The man in yellow complained to another man in black, "Not to mention the tower, there is not even a taller building!" ”

"Ah Xiu worked so hard to steal the treasure map, how could he lie to us?" The man in black argued, then took out a piece of yellow paper and handed it to the man in yellow.

The man in yellow spit out the yellow paper, only to see that it was full of words, and quickly read:

"A plum blossom hair in the south of the village, a plum blossom hair stone rock.

The flowers and stones are flowing and the water is murmuring.

The murmuring clouds and smoke rise, and the clouds and smoke rise from the mountains.

The mountains and rivers are still there, and the flowing water is still in the south of the village. ”

"Is it the lyrics?" The man in yellow asked curiously.

"You can't, you can only sing karaoke! Look, you listen. The man in black pointed to the words on the yellow paper and said, "The first ones are the formulas that will take you to the pagoda, and the last four sentences are the formulas that teach you how to open the pagoda, you know?" ”

"It's not enough to draw, it's so troublesome!" The man in yellow had a big head, and he was very unimpressed.

"I'm afraid that it will spread and be picked up by people like you, and I won't know that this is a treasure! Let's go! The man in black said angrily, got up and took the lead to leave.

"Let's go, keep up!" When the two walked away, Bai Mingqian greeted the three of them.

"Hey, scholar! Tell me honestly, if you picked up that yellow piece of paper, without knowing it beforehand, would you think it was a treasure map? Dongfang Qianyi suddenly asked in a low voice, "Don't lie!" ”

Bai Mingqian was silent for a long time before he held back a sentence: "The ghost knows!" ”

After walking for a long time, there was water and mountains, and the two people in front finally stopped behind a small slope. Bai Mingqian and the four of them knew that their destination had arrived.

"I really don't understand, with this kind of treasure map, they can actually find a place, and I'm convinced!" Bai Mingqian looked unhappy, feeling that his IQ was suppressed, and the most important thing is that the ninth sister and Ah Qiu, two illiterate chicks and an unscrupulous teacher, can actually find this place with clues, it's really TMDC!

"It's useless to be jealous!" Dongfang said coldly.

Bai Mingqian's face suddenly darkened, when did I say that I was jealous, when did I say it? Your sister, I just think... It's just a little unreasonable!

"Mingqian, why don't we just come forward and save the next one, and then let him go back to the village to report the news, and let all the islanders leave the island? Isn't the side quest complete? It just so happens that the boat that the troupe is taking today is still parked at the pier, and a few trips back and forth are enough! Luo Yuying suddenly proposed, "This way, we won't have to be distracted when dealing with the Qin corpse!" ”

Bai Mingqian and Dongfang Qian glanced at each other when they heard this, and they both shook their heads, what Luo Yuying said sounded very reasonable, but it was not very feasible.

First, the islanders will not be so smooth if they want to leave, and with the urine of the space, there will be changes on the way. Or simply sink the ship.

Second, why did the islanders flee? Isn't the Qin corpse still coming out yet? Now that you know that someone is going to dig up treasures, you just need to stop them. The reason why Qin's corpse can come out in the original play is that the treasure hunting team members don't know that there is Qin's corpse here, and those who know don't know that someone will sneak up the mountain.

When the time comes, what if the islanders are disobedient and obediently leave by boat, but all rush over to prevent them from releasing Qin's corpse? And they tear / force? Or a killing spree? So why did they do this?

Three, even if they directly release the Qin corpse and then let people report the news, the islanders are willing to evacuate, but if a few people can't get the Qin corpse at that time, who will help them find Zhong Kui's sword (with them, and seeing the horror of Qin's corpse, they can't be sure if the six people who risked looking for the sword in the original plot are willing to take the risk, they are sure that the unscrupulous teacher and the little steel cannon are definitely unwilling, without Hua Dan's death, the little steel cannon has no power at all!) )? And after there was no enemy on the island, Qin's corpse flew away with a "whoosh......

After listening to the explanations of the two, Luo Yuying opened her mouth and finally acquiesced. As for Huang Huang, he is a pure executor and doesn't use his brains at all! It doesn't matter whatever.

While a few people were talking, the two people over there had already gone down, and several people hurriedly followed, coming to the back of the small hill where the two had stayed before.

Look down the hill, good fellow! Below is a flat clearing, and in the center of the clearing there is a circular Taiji diagram, where the treasure exploration duo is standing at this time, gesturing something. And on the side of the open space, there is a conspicuous sign with four big characters written on it - Private Land!

……

Dragon Ball World, Little Goku's home, Boomer pushed away Little Goku who was in front of him in a daze, and Boomer finally saw the goal of the trip, the Four Star Beads.

However, Wukong said that the Four Star Beads were his grandfather, and finally Boomer took out two Dragon Balls from the small bag that were exactly the same except for the number of stars, and in Little Goku's surprised eyes, he told the legend about the Dragon Balls.

Zhao Wen also saw the Dragon Ball for the first time, and looked at it with some curiosity, and always felt that there was a strange thing surrounding the Dragon Ball, with the help of the power of space, Zhao Wen could clearly feel the mysterious and irregular symbols on it, Zhao Wen knew that it was the rule, the rule of this world, but he couldn't understand it at all, and after a long time, his head began to swell and pain, and it became more and more intense, Zhao Wen hurriedly withdrew the power of space, and his eyes also moved away from the Dragon Ball.

"Can you lend me the Dragon Ball?" Boomer blinked and said softly to Little Wukong. Because there is one more Zhao Wen this time, Boomer did not lift his skirt to show his buttocks, seducing little Wukong.

"Grandpa can't lend it to others!" Little Wukong shook his head decisively.

"Hmm..."Boomer's eyes breathed fire, but immediately she thought of something and put on a smile, "Why don't you go with me to find the Dragon Balls?" ”

"Looking for Dragon Balls together?"

"That's right, a man should go out and practice!"

"Go out to practice, will I be as strong as my grandfather and Zhao Wen?" Little Wukong was obviously very happy when he heard this, and looked at Boomer and Zhao Wen with burning eyes.

"Of course, the outside world is big, and there are many strong people." This time it was not Boomer who answered, but Zhao Wen!

"Huh?" Boomer glanced at Zhao Wen strangely, she didn't expect Zhao Wen to help her speak.

"Okay, I'm going to get stronger, I'm going outside!" Little Goku exclaimed excitedly.

"Then when the time comes, when I need it, just lend me your four-star beads, okay?" Boomer took the opportunity to put forward the conditions to Little Wukong, and thought to himself: When I fulfill my wish, I won't care about the rest of the matter!

"Good!" Little Wukong replied very simply, "Will Zhao Wen also go with you?" ”

"What is he going to do with him?" Boomer was not happy for a moment.

"Okay!" However, Zhao Wen has already agreed.

Boomer clasped his hands to his chest unhappily and muttered in a low voice: "People haven't agreed yet, it's really cheeky!" ”

Zhao Wen suddenly turned his face to look at Boomer, and said with a smile: "It's not a lady's thing to do to whisper bad things about others behind your back!" ”

"You have to take care of it!"