Chapter 57: I can't stand it anymore
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The registration process was much simpler than I had imagined.
Elder Liu took an iPad and took a photo of me, then filled out a form, recorded a fingerprint, and that's it!
The Daomen of the new era is really pioneering and innovating, advancing with the times.
What's even more exaggerated is that I originally thought that the token of the sect would be like the wooden card of the Chen family, but I didn't expect that what I handed over to me was a ......
Huawei phones!
Elder Liu handed me another mobile phone card: "From now on, you are the outer deacon of our Jiuchen, things that need to be paid attention to, click on the Shenxiao app inside, and log in directly with your mobile phone number...... Specifically, I won't go into detail about those precautions for yourself. ”
My expression is colorful, and this thing is already very disobedient!
What the hell is Shenxiao Mall!?
Is there a shopping cart?
Are there any points?
Is it free shipping?
Kiss!?
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However, these ......
Anyway, I'll study it slowly when I go back......
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I hesitated and asked, "That's ......?" ”
Elder Liu was stunned: "Yes." ”
"There are no deacon's clothes, waist cards, cheats, elixirs, weapons, or ...... Even if you give a peachwood sword, it's appropriate for the occasion, right? ”
As soon as the words came out, everyone present burst into laughter......
"You're a turtle, you've read too many novels, haven't you?" Xu Bingbing said with a smile.
I don't rely on the words: "Even if you enter the elementary school, you have to send a new book and a school uniform, otherwise in the future sect gatherings, there will be people wearing cheongsams and pants, in case there are some cosers or pseudo-mothers or something mixed in...... Isn't that all messed up? ”
Elder Liu glanced at Xu Bingbing and King Kong.
"There are indeed a lot ......of people who wear pants," Xu Bingbing said.
"Gu Wei does like to wear cheongsam, and Elder Xiao also likes to wear palace clothes...... "King Kong said.
Elder Liu pondered for a moment, knocked on the table and said, "This point raised by Xiao You is indeed worth considering, or each of the disciples of Jiuchen will send out a uniform from our newspaper." ”
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"Uniform!?" I looked at it in confusion.
He pulled out a crumpled mass of khaki fabric from a desk drawer.
Spread out like a vest, the front of the vest is full of pockets, roughly counted thirteen or fourteen, some large and some small, the big one can probably put down a single-lens reflex lens, and the small one can insert a pen at most......
There is also a large logo on the back of the vest, which clearly draws an irregular nine-pointed star......
Elder Liu shook the ash on his vest: "Look, it's not bad, there is still our Jiuchen's flag on the back of the uniform."
I waved my hand: "Forget it, in fact, I think that maintaining the natural nature of the sect disciples is not necessarily a bad thing for cultivation, you just think I didn't mention anything just now!" ”
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After the registration process is over, I am equivalent to officially joining the Shenxiao Sect.
Although the process was very different from what I had imagined before, there were no statues, tablets or ancient paintings of statues or ancient paintings on the kowtow......
Nor did he take any oath of never betrayal......
There is no apprenticeship to take......
Belch......
In addition to a Huawei mobile phone that costs about 2,000 yuan......
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However, I soon found out that I was still too into the play.
Because this phone still has to be charged!
I took out all the money in my pocket and there was a gap of more than 300, and Xu Bingbing paid for the rest to help me make up for it, but fortunately, my cousin did not inherit my second uncle's picking, and he took care of me financially when he was a child.
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In short, this apprenticeship......
It was like crushing all my fantasies about the wonderful Daomen in the past few years, throwing them into the toilet, and completely flushing them down with the sound of rushing water......
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After going through the process, we talked about the big competition in the sect six days later.
The full name of this big competition is the internal yellow list qualifier of the Shenxiao Sect.
At present, only I and the big A I have seen before have signed up for our Jiuchen lineage.
The whole process of the competition is very simple, and half of them are eliminated in pairs on the same day.
That is to say, if all the 10 places for the other disciples are full, plus me and Big A, there will be a total of 82 people in the entire competition.
There were 41 left in the first round of elimination.
The second round will be held on the next day, and the top 20 will be determined by two by two, and one person will have a bye.
Those who are eliminated outside the 21 will be grabbed for the remaining 9 places in the form of fighting.
Gather 30 people and enter the Huaxia Daomen Yellow List Competition.
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And those who enter the top 21 will continue to draw lots to catch the competition.
Those who enter the top 10 and top 3 will receive generous rewards issued by the sect.
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According to Elder Liu, the general disciples in the sect would not compete too fiercely at this stage.
Because the rewards within the sect are limited after all, and in terms of prestige, they are only closed to dominate.
Many disciples will hide their hole cards and leave them for the later Huaxia Daomen Yellow List Dabi.
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I muttered, "Are there any restrictions in the ring?" ”
"There are no restrictions, you can do whatever you can," Elder Liu said.
"And what if someone dies?"
"Killed?"
Elder Liu said with a smile: "This is impossible, you can't help but underestimate the foundation of our Shenxiao, with your foundation building cultivation, if the judges present judge the danger, they will stop it in advance, even if you miss and seriously injure the other party, you can also save it, you have some ability, even if you use it." ”
Xu Bingbing sighed: "You still have to worry about yourself first, at the level of foundation building, there are a few other veins that are at the bottom, and they can all be ranked in the top three in our Jiuchen in terms of strength." ”
King Kong retorted: "With Xiaoyou's kung fu, it shouldn't be difficult to enter the top ten." ”
"Oh!?"
Xu Bingbing looked at me suspiciously: "That's great, speaking of which, we Jiuchen haven't achieved good results for many years, you have to work hard to win glory!" ”
The tone of these words is full of doubts!
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Alas, this is really my own brother, I thought I couldn't do it when I was a child, I heard that I was going to fight with someone, so I crippled the person first, and when I heard that I was robbing my girlfriend with someone, I stinked the reputation of my rival in advance......
In short, this kind of strong care has always made my life very unchallenged, and I always feel that I have been blind to my own small universe.
Okay, if you don't steam steamed buns and fight for breath, put aside the stalk of refining natal weapons, I have to prove myself with the top three.
"You don't have a weapon yet, do you?" Elder Liu said coldly.
I nodded, and looked at him expectantly, and that gaze was so fanatical and so fanatical, just when I thought he was going to say, "Then I just have a xxx here......
But he picked up his glass and said, "I've done the math for you, you'll have it soon......"
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Sister's ......
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Xu Bingbing sent us out and asked with an ambiguous expression, "Are you convenient these days?" ”
He glanced at Ren Xuan'er and Chen Nini as if he didn't care.
"It's convenient!" I said.
"Okay, I'll be looking for you to stay in the past few days, and I'll go back to the mountain gate next Monday," Xu Bingbing turned his head and asked Ren Xuan'er and Chen Nini with a smile: "Is it really convenient?" ”
I glanced at the second daughter, and I smiled bitterly: "I said it's inconvenient, can you not go?" ”
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Xu Bingbing shook his head seriously and said, "That can't be!" How can there be no buzz without me? ”
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"Let's go......" King Kong couldn't stand it anymore.