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Drinking during work hours can only be seen in this organized, undisciplined newspaper.

Originally, I thought that most of the people in it were an old man with a rosacea nose and a Mediterranean on his head.

And any setting like this is more or less a more or less awesome character.

Either it's cynicism, the predecessor of the game world, or it's a master who is trapped in love and lonely and autistic......

……

But when Vajra led us in......

In the wide desk, there was a middle-aged man with a face like a crown of jade, delicate and elegant.

He looked about forty years old, with phoenix eyes and starry eyes, a high nose bridge, a wide mouth and thin lips, but his originally slightly feminine face looked heroic because of the two sharp sword eyebrows.

The most impressive thing is the long flowing hair, if a middle-aged man in his forties has long hair, under normal circumstances, people will feel that he is not a fortune teller, or he is engaged in art, or he is too poor to write novels and have no money to cut......

Of course, it is not excluded that some elderly puppet mother performance art lovers.

But this long hair on his head is not the slightest strange, but adds a wild and uninhibited meaning.

In front of him was a jug of wine, and seven or eight cups of wine fell on the flat tray around the jug.

At this time, the elegant middle-aged man took a glass of wine in one hand and tasted it carefully, and with the other hand, he pointed to the seats in front of him and said, "Sit down......

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King Kong led everyone to sit down, but I was stunned.

What surprised me wasn't the handsome vice president......

What really surprised me was the curly-haired young man who was sitting opposite the long-haired vice president at this time.

He was white, long-looking, and looked at me with a wicked smile and raised an eyebrow at me.

"Cousin!!"

I was taken aback.

Yes, this young man who looks like a thief and a thief is the cousin who played with me the best, that is, the son of the second uncle, Xu Bingbing, nicknamed Biscuit, ahh

In our area, there may be people who don't know my little brother, but they definitely know this evil star.

If you want to talk about my cousin's glorious deeds, then this book is absolutely five million words, so I will describe it in such a short sentence.

Han Gaozu Liu Bang, a famous ruffian, everyone should be familiar with it.

What I want to say is that if you want to throw Xu Bingbing to ancient times, it will definitely be another Liu Bang, although it is not as cold-blooded and ruthless as Liu Bang, but it is definitely more insidious and sleek.

Tricks such as putting down a sleeve, sprinkling lime, slapping stuffy sticks, knocking on bricks, sowing discord, planting blame, joining verticals and horizontals, and crossing rivers and demolishing bridges were already skillfully used when he was in junior high school.

Once we had a conflict with a group of thugs playing basketball, it was obvious that the other party was looking for trouble, but he took the initiative to apologize and pulled me away in a reluctant voice.

The next day, the gangsters fought with another gangster, and the fight was so fierce that one of them was miserable, one of them was floating, and the other two broke several ribs, and they almost hung up before they were sent to the hospital, and the able-bodied ones were also taken to the juvenile detention center.

I called him as soon as I got the news and asked if he had asked someone to do it, but he didn't admit it or deny it, only saying that this person was brought by him, but he didn't participate, and he still called the police.

All in all, this is a real villain who is above board, a character with a bad stomach, but he still has a good heart.

When he encounters someone who needs help, he will take action, and when he encounters someone who is slanderous, he can go back, and when he encounters someone who is not beaten, he will take action...... Anyway, he didn't bother to do it himself.

……

I haven't seen him for two years, and I was thinking about saying something, but he preemptively said: "I haven't seen you for a long time, I'm busy first, we'll talk about it later...... when you make trouble abroad."

Sister, come up and put a sleeve on me.

Ren Xuan'er and Chen Nini laughed out loud with a "poof".

King Kong and Long Hair's expressions were smiling, it seems that they both knew that my cousin was also there, and they should have planned to surprise me...... Or frightened.

……

I sat between King Kong and the second daughter, and King Kong introduced: "This is Elder Liu, the number Wine Immortal Zhenjun, and our Jiuchen is in charge of the elder who sits in the main altar. ”

Elder Liu smiled at us, and I heard Ren Xuan'er leaning into Chen Nini's ear and saying "so handsome", and Chen Nini agreed with this evaluation and said "um".

Alas...... Sure enough, the middle-aged uncle has an innate lethality to little Lori.

King Kong pointed at Xu Bingbing again and said: "You should be no stranger to this, it is Senior Brother Xu of the inner gate, I should be called a senior uncle in terms of seniority." ”

"Huh...... Lao Jin, don't tease me, if you want to talk about it, I have to call you brother-in-law, this generation is too messy, the big guys will call me Xiao Xu in the future," Xu Bingbing interjected.

"Huh!?" I was taken aback.

King Kong was embarrassed and said, "My sister hasn't married you yet." ”

Xu Bingbing smiled with confidence: "Hehe, besides me, who else dares to marry Xiaoquan (quan two sounds)?" ”

……

Actually, I want to say that what surprised me was not this, what I was surprised was that a guy like my cousin who didn't learn and didn't know how to say hello didn't say hello, it was Jindan's cultivation!?

"Okay, today is mainly busy with your cousin's affairs, so don't take the lead," Elder Liu smiled: "Xiaoyou, I saw you once when you were a child, but you probably don't remember, I didn't expect you to be so old in a blink of an eye." ”

"Huh!? Childhood? ”

Elder Liu smiled, but didn't continue to talk about this stalk, and instead said: "I heard from the dead slammer that there was something wrong with your body, and a few of us were still collecting pills and strange things everywhere, but I didn't expect you to be good by yourself, haha, your second uncle has rarely made a loss-making deal this time." ”

I couldn't help but be a little moved when I heard this, and according to my second uncle's temperament, asking him to pay for it was more painful than ripping a piece of meat from him......

Xu Bingbing knew what I was thinking, so he smiled: "Don't think too much, how can my dad do a loss-making business, sooner or later he will have to make a profit, by the way, are your two little girlfriends celebrities?" ”

This is my cousin's cleverness, "little girlfriend" is a few simple words, it is okay to say that it is a boyfriend and girlfriend, and it is not embarrassing to say that it is an ordinary friend.

Ren Xuan'er and Chen Nini heard the words and hurriedly moved to pick off the guy on their faces.

……

Elder Liu and Xu Bingbing said "Huh" at the same time, and Xu Bingbing was stunned and said, "Why are you!" ”

I turned my head to look and saw Ren Xuan'er with a complicated smile on his face: "Xuan'er has seen the senior of the wine fairy, and I have seen Senior Brother Xu." ”

Xu Bingbing said suddenly: "The dignified little saint of Penglai actually got together with me, the prince's sick cousin, Xiaoyou, you can, I thought you wouldn't do anything but cause trouble when I was a child, but I didn't expect to have this hidden skill." ”

I couldn't cry and laughed: "It's hard to tear down people......" and turned to look at Ren Xuan'er.

Ren Xuan'er winked at me slyly, and then clenched her fists and said, "Everyone, Xuan'er secretly left the island behind the master's back this time, please take care of it." ”

Elder Liu nodded, then looked at Chen Nini and said, "If I hadn't looked away, this should be the fifth young lady of the Chen family, right?" ”

Chen Nini's face turned red, and she hurriedly got up and hugged her fists and said, "Chen Nini has seen Elder Liu and all senior brothers. ”

Elder Liu and Xu Bingbing glanced at each other, and they both laughed at the same time......

Their laughter, including King Kong, we were all confused, and we didn't know what these two were laughing at.

Xu Bingbing gasped and said, "Master, did you take it this time?" ”

Elder Liu burst into tears and laughed: "Obey it......" He pointed at me and said, "It's really worthy of being born to cause trouble......

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wtf……