Chapter 16 I still can't afford the title today
After eating, the three masters and apprentices lay on the recliner, drinking tea, looking at the night sky, not knowing what the three were thinking.
"Let's all go back, get up early tomorrow, I preach, the seats will arrive early, and you won't wait when it's overtime." Dao said with a headache to the two senior siblings lying on his body, these two senior siblings just finished eating, on the grounds that the master was warm, lying on Dao's body, and rubbing tea! Dao is heartbroken, why did he bring back so many goods who don't respect teachers in the past.
"Yes, Master. The two senior siblings remained motionless, looked at each other, and both wanted each other to go down first.
Dabao spoke first: "Senior brother, go down, and the master will pick someone up later." ”
"Senior sister, I'm six years younger than you, I'm still young, you go down first. Huang Banyuan was merciless.
"Since you're younger than me, I'll be humble, you first. ”
"Needless to say, senior sister, as a junior brother, I must respect my senior sister, otherwise some people will say that I don't respect my teacher, senior sister, go down, Master's old arms and legs can't stand it. ”
"Senior brother, you go first. ”
"Senior sister, you first. ”
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The corners of Dao's eyes twitched, you are looking for death!"You two, hurry up and get back to the room for me!" Dao slammed together, lifting the senior sister and brother down.
Dabao Huang rolled on the ground and looked at each other again.
"Senior sister, it's cold on the ground, get up. Huang Banyuan looked at Dabao with concern.
"Senior brother, you are small and weak, you get up first. Dabao looked at Huang Banyuan with concern.
The corner of Dao's mouth twitched, and he lifted the two of them up with one collar in one hand.
"Ha, junior brother, you leave the ground before me, you spicy chicken hahahaha. ”
"Senior sister said with a smile, obviously you came first. ”
"You're right. ”
"It's you. ”
Dao's face was completely gloomy, Dabao Huang Banyuan felt that his neck was cold, and when he looked back, he was murderous, and he didn't dare to make trouble all of a sudden.
Dao looked at the two teases in his hand, and suddenly thought of a good idea, "Dabao, you seem to like your junior brother very much? Banyuan, you seem to like your senior sister very much? Okay, you will live together in the future, what are you shaking, I know that Banyuan is very moved, you see how much senior sister loves you, she laughed so much that her back molars were exposed." Then it was such a happy decision. After speaking, he didn't care about the sneering Dabao and the desperate Huang Banyuan, and threw the two into Dabao's room. Then the evil smiled and turned and walked away, without a trace of smoke.
Huang Banyuan watched in despair as the unscrupulous old man threw him into the tiger's wolf's den, and didn't care whether he lived or died, and couldn't help but shed tears of remorse, why am I blowing that incense, what am I doing, I hate! Then he looked at Dabao weakly, begging for forgiveness in his eyes, but it was too late.
Dabao walked towards Huang Banyuan hideously, and his heart blossomed, like an old man who went to the bathing center to find those skilled women, anyway, Huang Banyuan felt so.
Huang Banyuan retreated and retreated, Dabao followed and followed, until Huang Banyuan retreated to the corner, there was no way to retreat, Huang Banyuan seemed to be appointed, and said to Dabao with a smile: "Senior sister, the weather is so good today, right, it is not suitable to fight on the yellow calendar, right, you have a lot of adults, bypass the boy, and you will obey the words of the senior sister in the future." ”
"Oh, this little mouth is really good at talking, it's really not suitable to fight today, but unilateral abuse is not a fight, right? You can't escape today, little lady, I'm here!" Dabao's words shocked Huang Banyuan's delicate body, and then shed tears of humiliation, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, today I will be pressed by ghosts, I am absolutely unhappy! I will definitely press back in the future!
Then the smiling Dabao and the trembling and crying Huang Banyuan seemed to become eternal. Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night.
The next day, Dao woke up as usual, he hadn't preached for many years, and he was still a little excited to think about it. Looking at Dabao's room from time to time, now the young are young, fighting at every turn, but they should respect each other as much as they love each other in one night, right?
And in Dabao's room, the quilt on the big bed protruded from time to time, and then there was a faint one-sided playful sound, and then there was a sentence: "Senior brother, why are you so cute, you are wearing this dress today to listen to the master's preaching, right?"
It seems that the two sisters and brothers really get along with each other, respect and love each other, of course, if you ignore Huang Banyuan's slight sobbing.
Outside the hospital, Dao was washing, heard a sound of opening the door, and then a petite and lovely girl appeared next to him, why did Dabao seem to have become a lot smaller? Dao didn't think much about it, and didn't look up, "Gollum, Dabao, I got up very early today, what about Banyuan? I told you, my disciples are very good, of course my disciples are very good." As he spoke, there was another sound of the door closing, and then another woman appeared beside Dao.
"Grunt, grunt, goo, goo, got, swallow, no, how can there be two big treasures?" Dao looked at the big treasure on the left in a panic, and then looked at the big treasure on the right, and I wiped the one in front of me and came out of it turned out to be Huang Banyuan! How did this women's clothing come about? What is the situation with a hint of excitement in this grievance?
"Hahahaha, Master, your reaction is so cute. Dabao laughed.
"Dabao, how can you force your junior brother to wear your clothes? Anyway, when did you buy this dress? No, you will make your junior brother's Taoist heart hurt like this, this is a lifelong event! Quickly, change him back!" Dao said with a serious face.
"Master, this is the clothes in the junior brother's own Qiankun bag, he said that this is what he wears in the Nuwa Palace, Master, let me tell you, he still has a squeezed suit in his Qiankun bag hahaha. Da Bao was so happy that he was about to laugh.
"His own ······" The Tao was speechless, so I said how to bring a little excitement to the grievances.
looked at Huang Banyuan helplessly, what kind of apprentices did I accept.