Chapter 15 I can't afford to be a title today
"Good junior brother~ People know that you are a righteous gentleman~ It's just that people are really unconvinced~ You can help others~" Dabao's voice was full of temptation, and it was sincere and polite.
Huang Banyuan swallowed her saliva, wow, Senior Sister is really getting more and more cute!
"Impossible, this is my bottom line, I never do anything to be sorry for women, senior sister, don't waste your time, you can put it here today. "Huang Banyuan's righteous refusal, the good guy was bullied when he was a child, I don't let you see how powerful I am today Huang Banyuan, you don't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has.
Dabao was speechless for a while, this junior brother is long-lasting, it's really difficult for a woman to do this year. "Then you can blow this pillar of incense for me, right? Dabao turned to attack the pillar of incense, and the master just said that when the incense is burned, it will be burned when it is blown, I am so smart!
"Uh, this ······" Huang Banyuan was a little hesitant, after all, this is still his little sister, and she will live together for a long time in the future, and it is not good for her to be offended.
So Huang Banyuan figured it out, met Dabao's expectant gaze, pursed his lips, and blew on the incense in small sips.
Dabao wants to let his junior brother blow faster, but looking at his junior brother's red neck, he's still a child, so be it, it's better to blow a little bit than nothing, how can this fragrance blow longer and longer?
Dabao fixed his eyes, wow, this incense is poisonous! Why does it blow longer and longer! Could it be that the junior brother is poisonous? Dabao stared at Huang Banyuan with an unkind expression, which is more and more vigorous than watching the incense get longer and longer. "Senior brother, forget it. Alas, you stop. ”
"It is my greatest pleasure and bounden duty to solve problems for my sister, I don't need to persuade my sister anymore, I will save my sister from fire and water today! After saying that, he blew harder.
"You are really a good junior brother!" Dabao gritted his teeth and said, how can there be such a shameless junior brother? Seeing that the incense blows longer and longer, the more powerful it becomes, this is to make me die! Wow, this incense has grown a lot.
"That's!" Huang Banyuan raised his head proudly, and then prepared to continue the great cause of blowing incense. I was just about to exhale, but I found that my body couldn't move!
"Senior sister, have you used the immobilization technique, why can't I move?" Huang Banyuan struggled, and found that he was really hopeless, so he hurriedly begged Dabao for mercy in a pleading tone.
The voice of the Dao in the house came: "Banyuan and Dabao cheated, and the two were punished together, and if they were the first offender, they would not pose." ”
Dabao was pleasantly surprised, hahaha makes you scared. "Senior brother, you can stay well, I don't know how to fix my body, I can't solve your Fa, you just give up hahaha, let you blow incense, let you make it bad, hehehe. Dabao raised his eyebrows, oops, today's sky is extraordinarily blue.
"Senior sister, how can I make it bad, obviously you want me to blow it? I'm an accomplice at most. Huang Banyuan still wanted to explain, Dabao simply ignored him, who are we Huang Banyuan? That's a man who has been wearing women's clothes all year round, and he doesn't pay attention to her to see who is bored first.
After a while of the mutual cold war and stiffness, both of them were a little lonely, and they were about to speak, when they saw each other's spirits, they both closed their mouths. At this time, Dao came out with a table and a chair in a timely manner, and regardless of the two senior sisters and brothers in the courtyard, he turned around and went back to the kitchen.
Huang Banyuan saw that the Tao came out, and hurriedly asked the senior sister for help, "Hey, senior sister, you see that the master loves you so much, so you can ask the master to intercede and make the incense shorter." ”
"Heh, with Master's temper, rotten wood, stinky salted fish is so hard, how can he agree. Dabao disdainfully hehe, and then watched the incense double again.
"Wow, Master is not fair, why should Senior Sister scold you, I will also accompany Senior Sister to be punished. Huang Banyuan hurriedly protested loudly, "I ask that my incense stick be divided, so that it is fair." Then Huang Banyuan saw that there was another incense in the incense burner, the same length as Dabao's.
"Well, you want to be fair. Dao's voice came, and then I saw Dao coming out of the kitchen, holding a set of tea sets, still steaming, and then Dao sat on the chair just now, and when he sat down, he made a sound*, which seemed to be very refreshing, and listened to Dabao Huang's half-edged teeth.
"I ······" Huang Banyuan wanted to cry without tears. can only pose with his waist crossed and looking at the sky, as if the spirit of the incense he has just blown is still there.
"Oh, the children are not noisy or noisy, they are really quiet, my children are so sensible! Dao snorted again.
Dabao Huang Banyuan was secretly heartbroken, and he knew that he wouldn't mess around with these bells and whistles today.
"I just have time, and we are in a good mood, how about I preach to you? Okay, and listen to what I have to say!" the Tao seemed to be interested, and he began to talk about his Tao regardless of whether the senior sister and brother agreed or not.
Anyway, the Tao was just halfway through the talk, and he couldn't go on, and then he began to talk about his glorious years, such as fishing for real dragons in the East China Sea, catching unicorns in the West Mountain, fighting gluttony in the North Plains, killing Daxian in the South River, roaring the river backwards, a sword cracking the sky and the earth, etc., listening to Huang Banyuan yawned, this story is tired of watching movies, but Dabao listened to it with relish, and forgot how uncomfortable the posture was.
As the story goes, the incense burned out unconsciously, and the sky was ready to get dark, as if the senior sister and brother had been set for a whole day.
And Dabao didn't even see that the incense was burned, and he was still there, and then asked about the rest of the story, and even Huang Banyuan didn't notice that he was moving his body there.
"And then, then the incense is finished, and it's time to eat. Dao laughed, waved his big hand, the table, chair and tea set disappeared, and turned to walk towards the kitchen.
"Is the incense burned? No, Master, what you just said was that you were holding an axe and slashing chaos angrily, oh, Master, don't go, it's over. ”
"Stupid sister, what the master said is that the incense is burned, and our immobilization technique has been lifted, it's really stupid and cute, hahahahahahaha. Huang Banyuan burst out laughing.
Dabao was embarrassed for a while, stupid junior brother, you wait for me, and then he was about to move, but his face changed and he looked at Huang Banyuan. "Senior brother, my leg is numb, you can help me. I can't move. ”
"Senior sister, you really are. Huang Banyuan shook his head for a while, and wanted to step forward to put Dabao down, but Dabao suddenly pressed Huang Banyuan under him, "Hahaha stupid junior brother, I can't think of it, right? Your senior sister, I deceived you, and you were deceived by me, hahaha let you make you bad, beat your ass!" Then there was a sound of flesh colliding and * in the courtyard.
I want to go to the wall crookedly.