As the saying goes, people are good at being bullied, and horses are good at being ridden. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Xiu'er, this girl has never had a bad temper, which can be seen from the fact that she grabbed Haizhu, so the old woman was tragic......

"Oops, you actually stepped on my face!"

"There is no heavenly principle, and there is no royal law!"

"I'm going to break this old bone."

The old woman was still working hard to show her skills, but at this time, a cold snort suddenly came from a distance, this cold hum was like a symphony of gold and iron, straight to the bottom of people's hearts, shaking people's eardrums buzzing, majestic and old-fashioned, domineering and arrogant:

"The thief will leave and dare to hurt my wife, and his crime should be punished!"

I heard the sound of my clothes breaking through the air approaching quickly, but it was a tall and thin man about sixty years old, with half black and half white hair, and he was in good spirits. The eyes are like electricity, and the light flashes between the opening and closing, so that people dare not look directly, well, if it weren't for that huge red rosacea.

The old man was obviously half-drunk, and he could smell a smell of wine from a distance, his eyes were hazy, and he said half-drunk and half-drunk:

"If you don't hurry up and arrest you, if you resist stubbornly, the old man will let you thieves and the whole family stay behind."

“……”

The crowd burst into laughter.

It turned out that the old man was so drunk that it was difficult to distinguish between men and women ten meters away, and there was no distinction between people and dogs five meters away, and he actually threatened a Chinese pastoral dog on the side of the street.

"Wow!" Shiba Inu looked back cutely.

"Hey, you dare to fight back."

"Wow!"

"Wow, angry old man, where is my forty-meter Evergreen Dragon Glaive Knife? Grab a knife left and right! ”

Now even the old woman couldn't stand it anymore, jumped up from the ground with her hands and feet, grabbed the old man's ears and shouted:

"Old immortal, you actually drink secretly again!"

"What? You've actually, you used my sword? The old man was dumbfounded, and his beard trembled slightly, "That's my ancestor's heirloom, it's worth immeasurable, how can I kill demons and demons without a knife, and do the right thing for heaven?" You old woman, you're angry with me! ”

“……”

Xiao Yu can see that this old slut is a feudal remnant, deeply poisoned by the dregs of tradition, chewing words at every turn, and always likes to put himself on the moral high ground, "slaying demons and demons, and doing the right thing for heaven" at every turn.

As if sensing everyone's contempt, the old man was furious, and the sword behind his back suddenly buzzed in the scabbard, and there was a noisy sound of "click" under his feet, but it was the stone dust on the ground that broke free from gravity and jumped into the sky. Then in the flying stone chips, a pool of autumn water also seemed to suddenly shoot out with sword light, slashing towards everyone!

"Damn, this old guy seems to have some skills!"

The melon-eating crowd who watched the play obviously didn't expect that this product was really capable, so the melon-eating crowd who were still watching strongly one moment ago scattered the birds and beasts the next moment, and ran into the distance without grace and face.

And then ...... There is no then.

"Smack!"

Xiu'er pouted and slapped it out. It is obviously a white and tender little hand, but there is the sound of wind and thunder, and the old man is directly slapped on the wall, and he can't tear it off, and he really beats people like hanging paintings......

The crowd burst into laughter and quickly dispersed.

This kind of thing, for Dawang Town, is just a relaxed and happy daily life, that is, one day someone really took the forty-meter-long Qinglong Yanyue Knife and slashed from Dongzhi Gate to Xiping Street, and everyone just laughed at it.

Then Xiao Yu and the others walked briskly, like a small drop of water, into this deformed but prosperous town.

This is a genuine ancient street, the street is paved with rectangular bluestone, the small buildings or shops with white walls and gray tiles on both sides of the street stand quietly, the eaves of carved railings and phoenixes, and the eaves corners rolled up like meteors in flying horns, everything is so ancient.

Vendors are hawking along the street, women are carrying vegetable baskets to buy ingredients, the stalls under the old willow trees on the street come with the aroma of pancake rolls and green onions, in front of the noodle stalls of the clay figures, the drooping children are jumping and frolicking, there are more high-rollers with knives laughing, and the warriors in green shirts are fighting with swords, which is a lively and prosperous scene.

Just when Xiao Yu was full of emotion, an old man suddenly walked up to Xiao Yu, to be exact, an old Taoist, to be more precise, an old Taoist priest who was sloppy, with messy hair like a chicken nest and thin cheeks.

He was wearing a white-washed Taoist robe, holding a purple whisk in his hand, combing his sideburns upwards, twisting into a bun on the top of his head, and then fixing it obliquely with a short wooden branch, at this moment the thief old Taoist priest was grinning at Xiao Yu, his other hand was calm and powerful, and he held a dirty banner on his hand, on which four crooked characters were written:

"Immortals show the way".

Seeing this banner, Xiao Yu immediately understood who he had encountered.

To put it mildly, this is a master of the Tao who practiced in Hongchen, playing the world and guiding Hongchen. To put it mildly, this guy is a charlatan.

However, Xiao Yu really wants to say that now the times are developing, the society is progressing, dust, robes, plus an unfathomable, cloudy smile, this set of deceptive suits is no longer popular, please go back first, change your life to clean clothes, and then go to the Xiuzhen Alliance to get a fortune teller qualification certificate......

The old Taoist priest stroked the beard of the fairy wind dao bone with his dirty black hand, and his eyes fell on Xiao Yu with a deep sight, and the first sentence made Xiao Yu almost go berserk:

"This son, you have a bad omen!"

You've got bras, your whole family has bras!

Xiao Yu pulled the corners of his mouth and was about to leave, but the little senior sister asked quite nervously: "How do you say this?" ”

After Xiao Yu heard this, he suddenly felt bad, because he found that the eyes of the sloppy Taoist priest lit up, and that look was like an old hunter who saw the little white rabbit fall into a trap.

"Then the poor Dao is another way......" The old Taoist priest's face was full of seriousness, and he pinched his fingers, "Shaoxia, you have a bloody disaster." ”

“……”

Xiao Yu opened his eyes, "Am I still black?" ”

"Huh, how do you know?" The old Taoist priest looked surprised.

"Because then there's going to be blood splattered on the spot." Xiao Yu replied with a smile.

The little girl beside the old Taoist glanced at Xiao Yu timidly, pulled the sleeve of the old Taoist priest, and said softly:

"Grandpa, let's go."

"Xiaohuan, how did grandpa teach you all these years?" The old Taoist priest looked serious, "Meeting is fate, when encountering a disaster, it is naturally necessary to take action to resolve it, and it is the duty of a cultivator to save the dead and help the wounded." ”

That's enough, it's the duty of a doctor to save the dead and help the wounded, since I'm a cultivator, let me concentrate on cultivating the Tao, bastard.

"Huh? Ringlet? Xiao Yu raised his head and carefully looked at the two people in front of him, one had faint aura fluctuations on his body, and the other was an eleven or twelve-year-old girl, and he couldn't help but move in his heart, "Zhou Xiaohuan? ”

The little girl's eyes widened slightly, "How do you know that my name is Zhou Xiaohuan?" ”

Xiao Yu smiled slightly, his thumb pretended to pinch on his index finger and middle finger, and then suddenly opened his eyes, and said in a solemn voice:

"It's not a secret, I have practiced in Zhongnan Mountain so far, and I have understood the mysteries of heaven and earth, astronomy and geography, the five elements of gossip, yin and yang techniques, everything, it can be said that I am rich in five cars, and I am only nine buckets."

"Huh?" Little Lori's eyes widened, her face full of surprise, "I always feel that this sentence is so familiar......"

Zhou Zhou Xian and Zhou Xiaohuan, a pair of grandchildren in the game world, Zhou Zhou Xian, his vision, experience, and knowledge are not comparable to ordinary people, he knows that there are 100,000 mountains in southern Xinjiang, and there are sixty-three different races, and he also knows that "witchcraft in southern Xinjiang is broad and profound". He knows the "Eight Hundred Years of Eternal Life Hall" Yuyangzi and the "Vampire Old Waste", he also knows the blood-devouring beads, he knows the ghost way, and he also knows the Netherworld Ghost Realm, which can be described as a character like the rivers and lakes.

However, this guy has a lazy personality, quite the essence of Taoism's inaction, Taoism and nature, travel the world, play the world, for this guy, freedom is the most important, and no imprisonment can exist. Take things to the heart, have no potential, have nothing to rely on, communicate with the spirit of heaven and earth alone, and enjoy the world, this is the Zhou Xian.

Xiao Yu also didn't expect to meet this pair of grandfathers and grandchildren here, you must know that these two people are like wild bosses in online games, and it is all up to luck to meet them.

Looking at the little Lori's face and thin and small appearance, Xiao Yu couldn't help sighing, although it is said that traveling thousands of miles is far better than reading thousands of books, and there is nothing wrong with going out to travel, but when it comes to three meals that are not full, it is a little too much.

In line with the belief that all loli should be treated gently, Xiao Yu proposed: "Look at you in the dust, your faces are hungry, why don't I treat you to a meal." ”

Zhou Zhou Xian's face was solemn, he waved his sleeves and turned around, refused in a deep voice, and said unhappily:

"A gentleman doesn't eat what he eats......"

As soon as the words ended, there was a gurgling sound.

Zhou Xian Lao's face turned red and looked at his granddaughter, "Xiaohuan, don't speak!" ”

The little girl pouted aggrievedly, "It's obviously grandpa, your stomach is ringing......"

"How is that possible! Old man, I have reached the realm of heaven and man, why do I need to eat the grains of the world anymore? ”

Looking at this stubborn face, Xiao Yu wanted to punch him, beat him all over the house, and give him plastic surgery by the way, but forget about it, respecting the old and loving the young is a traditional virtue...... What should I do if my face is so dirty and I have dirty hands.

Xiao Yu let out a long sigh and hugged his fists:

"Then this Taoist chief, for the sake of your age, I respect the old and respectful, how about inviting you to have a light meal and talk about your heart?"

Zhou Zhou Xian was satisfied now, with his hands behind his back, his head tilted, like a proud rooster, his wrinkled face smiled like a chrysanthemum blooming, brilliant, but his tone was still neither humble nor arrogant and replied:

"For the sake of your respect, the old man reluctantly agreed."

Xiao Yu smiled and smacked his lips, "I suddenly felt that the Qilin arm was going to have a seizure." ”

Zhou Zhou Xian really deserves to be a Jianghu-style character, and his desire to learn is quite strong, and his eyes suddenly lit up when he heard the words, and he asked shamelessly:

"Dare to ask this son, what is that unicorn arm? How could the old man never have heard of it? ”

"This arm has the power of heaven and earth, and the power of gods and ghosts...... Come on, come on, put your face over and I'll let you feel it for yourself. (To be continued.) )