While talking, Xiao Yu and a few people entered a restaurant called "Linjiang Xian", well, the name is just an auspicious picture, because there are no rivers around the hotel, and there is not even a stinky ditch. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Having said that, most of the Chinese people choose names that are auspicious and smooth, such as Guantao Pavilion and Tingyuxuan, which are actually stone houses and bamboo fence houses by the sea.

Zhou Zhou Xian put his hands behind his back, his face was lacking in interest, but his feet were faster than lightning, and he walked into the restaurant first, and the shop guy on the side nodded and smiled:

"What do you want to eat?"

Zhou Zhou Xian was like a fox showing off his might beside a tiger, his eyes pointed to the signboard, and said:

"Vegetarian stir-fried vegetables, white jade tofu, wine-stuffed meatballs......"

"I didn't see that this old man was actually quite good, and he ordered some cheap dishes." The little senior sister said softly.

Who knew that before the little senior sister finished speaking, Zhou Zhou Xian waved it and said:

"Except for these few don'ts, bring me all the rest!"

“……”

After speaking, the old Taoist priest carefully looked at Xiao Yu's face, and seeing that Xiao Yu did not object, he hurriedly waved his hand to the shopkeeper and asked him to pass the food.

A few people entered the upstairs private seats, sat opposite each other, and were quiet for a while. Monday's fairy eyes rolled, and he smiled:

"I don't know if this son's surname is famous, and the old man will not eat it in vain, so I will calculate a hexagram for you, the future marriage, and the fortune of the year, all in my palm."

Yes, kicking your nose and putting it on your face, will you die if you don't pretend to be forced?

"You really don't know who I am?" Xiao Yu asked rhetorically.

Zhou Zhou Xian said while drinking tea:

"In the world of playing with my granddaughter, I have been walking the rivers and lakes for a few days, but I have not cared about the world's major events...... However, I see that the heavens of my son are full, his eyes and nose are square, and he is unspeakably expensive, and he will definitely be able to achieve a career in the future. ”

Well, this is a very nice thing to say, and anyone who listens to it feels comfortable, but it's like "I'll invite you to dinner another day", and it doesn't fall to the point at all.

Xiao Yu arched his hand casually and said:

"Under Xiao Yu."

Zhou Zhou Xian looked like a "long-admiring", pinched his fingers, and pretended to say:

"Although the surname Xiao is not common, it also has a long history......"

"Grandpa." Zhou Xiaohuan pulled Zhou Xian, who couldn't stop at all once he turned on the pretending mode, and whispered, "This big brother seems to be, it's the person you said to stir up the world......"

"Poof-" Zhou Xian, who was still shaking his head and smug, was like a Shiba Inu who had been hit by someone in a chrysanthemum, and squirted out with a sip of tea.

"You, you—" His eyes widened and bulged out like a frog pinched by the neck.

The friends in the live broadcast room burst into laughter-

"Screenshot has been taken, the rampage emoji will be launched soon."

"This is the Monday Immortal in my mind, the game world, disrespectful for the old, gags, ahahaha."

"Am I the only one who thinks this old man is cute?"

"Where's your bra? Hurry up and put it up for auction. ”

"Brother anchor, don't be afraid, come to Ben Meow's arms, let you experience what a big bra is!"

This person's identity is mysterious and omniscient, which can be called the "Xianxia version".

"Come on, come on, give you a science popularization, he is a wandering master of the rivers and lakes, and he learned the spells of Qingyunzi, the long-lost ancestor of Qingyunmen, when he walked the rivers and lakes, but he was not proficient in learning, so most of them could only fool ordinary people, but he was well-informed. son Zhou Xingyun adopted a granddaughter named Zhou Xiaohuan. ”

"Today I saw a super cute little Lori in the restaurant downstairs.,I'm excited.,So the end followed.,May I ask......"

"Don't ask upstairs, I know the answer: three years of blood earning, the death penalty is not lost!"

“……”

After a while, the wine and food were served, the dishes were quite exquisite, the workmanship was fine, and I couldn't wait to carve a chrysanthemum on the tofu, but the portion was not much, and for everyone present, it was only enough to stuff a gap between the teeth.

Zhou Xian began to be polite, sitting upright, Si Swen raised chopsticks, chewed slowly and tasted, quite a bit of Miss Everyone, the style of flower embroidery.

However, Blaze and Xiu'er didn't have so many scruples, and a whirlwind swept by, and most of the dishes on one plate were gone.

This next week, Zhou Xian will not do it, his beard trembles under his chin, and he shouts: "Get out of the way!" The chicken ass is mine, and no one can move! ”

The old Taoist priest raised his chopsticks and chewed according to the case, like a wolf who had been hungry for several days, eating hideously, his mouth was full of oil, seeing that he still couldn't compete with the flames and Xiu'er, he couldn't help but be furious, and fell down the chopsticks with a snapping sound, like a flower child, his two hands directly reached into the dish to grab the vegetables and eat, gobbling them up, and the wind swept away.

"That's what the vicious dog pounces, isn't it?" Xiao Yu sighed, "You have been suffering for a long time. ”

Zhou Zhou Xian was about to speak, but he was caught in his throat by a chicken neck, rolled his eyes in choke, stretched his neck, like a stupid duck who was choked by someone's neck, and his appearance was indescribably funny.

Zhou Xiaohuan hurriedly poured a cup of tea to save the old man from choking to death.

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, Zhou Xianzi Yuer took a sip of wine, sighed with satisfaction, and then burped, then rolled his eyes leisurely, knowing that this was enjoyment, I didn't know that I thought I had eaten arsenic, and my life was short.

"Lao Dao will not eat your wine banquet in vain!" After relieving his breath, Zhou Zhou Xian covered his stomach with one hand, and took out a cloth bag made of herbs from the pocket on his waist with the other, handed it to Xiao Yu, raised his head and said, "This thing is quite strange, you can keep it." ”

Xiao Yu took the cloth bag, opened the mouth of the bag, and a white and jade pebble rolled out from it, which was like warm jade to the touch and warm as a woman's skin.

"Just rub it and you'll know it's extraordinary."

Xiao Yu was curious, rubbed the pebble with his fingers, and then handed it to the bottom of his nose and took a deep breath, and immediately smelled a warm and fragrant, refreshing smell, as if it could cleanse the body and mind, and consumed a lot of the tiredness of the afternoon.

"What is this? Looks good. ”

Zhou Zhou Xian is also an old and refined guy, a pair of small eyes suddenly lit up, and he was about to speak, when Xiao Er, who was drinking, suddenly pushed the door in, and said with a smile while full of wine:

"The warm jade in this master's hand is ordinary, it is better to go to my second uncle's house to buy it, adults and children can wear it, and the price is favorable, you are satisfied."

“……”

The atmosphere was awkward.

Xiao Yu asked and found out that this kind of stone is a specialty of Dawang Village, such as bamboo shoots after rain, only when it rains, it will grow from the ground, which is quite peculiar. When you are drunk or very tired, you will take it out and rub it and smell it, and then it will give off a good smell, and after smelling it, the whole person will immediately feel much more energetic.

This kind of stone is similar to Tianhuang stone, which is very valuable, and it is the pillar industry here, just like the luminous sand industry chain of the town outside the ancient cave of ten thousand bats, which feeds many people, otherwise, how can anyone want to come to this kind of poor country.

Xiao Yu didn't bother to bother with this kind of old slippery head, and said directly:

"How much do you know about the Heavenly Emperor's Treasury?"

Zhou Xian's face was serious, and he pinched his fingers, "If it is not expected, the Heavenly Emperor's Treasury will be opened in the near future." ”

"Yes, there's nothing wrong with that, because then I'm going to blow it up."

"......" (To be continued.) )