Chapter 167: Yin Body Travel
Ruan Han is more mature than Wu Yu, and the number of roads is also right, neither domineering, nor bitter and hateful, and a little self-familiar, and I squeezed my eyebrows and said that I entered the house and said, signaling not to let his master Yang Crazy hear, as the saying goes, don't reach out and don't hit a smiling person, for an old fritter like Ruan Han, buddy can't turn his face, not to mention I want to hear what he has to say, and let Ruan Han into the house sideways.
Ruan Han entered the house, closed the door with his backhand, breathed a sigh of relief, and said to me with a wry smile: "Brother Xue Wei, I will accompany you first, Wu Yu is young, he has been cultivating in Maoshan Mountain, and he has not gone down the mountain a few times, if there is anything that offends you, you have a lot of adults, don't go to your heart." ”
The words are very artistic, first make amends, seem very polite, have a good opening, most people will have preconceived ideas, feel that the other party is very reasonable, and then no matter what he is saying, he will not feel harsh, full of routines, buddy sneered, didn't say anything, see how the girl performs.
Ruan Han didn't react to my sneer at all, sighed and continued: "You fight with Wu Yu, it's just a joke, I don't have any other meaning, I won't stand up for him, but, Brother Xue Wei has thought about it, my master loves face very much, he has already lost once, and he worshiped your master as a teacher, and now that Wu Yu has lost again, worship you as a teacher again, do you guess he will go crazy?" ”
Yang Madman is crazy when he is fine, and he must be even more crazy when he is stimulated, but I still didn't speak, Ruan Han said again: "People are floating in the rivers and lakes, who can not be knifed?" Forget about the knife, if it's a machete, it's fucked, my master is the unreliable machete, I think it's better not to provoke him, hey, my master is really crazy, we'll all be unlucky, no one should think about it, in order to live two days of worry-free life, this matter will pass, I let Wu Yu apologize to you, let's not mention the apprenticeship. ”
It's all said and done, buddy wants to talk to people, it seems a little unforgiving, I said: "It's not that I have to be unforgiving, your junior brother is too fucked, he found a five-hundred-year-old hanged ghost and didn't say anything, and he also pit me to throw the rope to the ghost set, I was haunted by the hanging ghost, and it was too bullying, since you said it, I can't help but give you face, I have a request, since this matter was provoked by Wu Yu, the matter of finding the rope of the hanging ghost has to fall on him." ”
"Cheng, I told him, let him help you find the rope back, it is better to solve the problem than to tie the knot, and this incident will also teach him a lesson."
"It's not to help me get the rope back, it's for him to find the rope back and return it to the hanged man, don't trouble me in the future, otherwise the video will be posted on the Internet at any time, so that everyone can see his embarrassment."
Buddy doesn't want to make a big deal out of it, after all, before going to Longtou Mountain, I have to get along with Yang Madman's master and apprentice, I don't see anyone who looks up, the feud is deep, and it's tiring enough to think about their revenge all day long, but the matter of the rope must be solved by Wu Yu, who let Ya frame me?
Ruan Han listened to me, and said to me helplessly: "Wu Yu told me everything between you, and it was indeed wrong for him to let you throw the rope into the ghost set, but if you really talk about it, you are also to blame, nothing to tell my master to practice and know?" As far as my master is concerned, he can recite the good scriptures crookedly, and now that he has determined that the practice you said is true, do you think he will let you practice? To put it bluntly, you have to go to the ghost set, you have to go if you don't go, you can still prepare if you go voluntarily, and if you don't go voluntarily, my master will also throw you in. ”
Yang Madman really did it, Ruan Han and Yang Madman for the longest time, Yang Madman knows what virtue he knows best, I was silent again, in fact, I wanted to agree, but I agreed so quickly, I felt a little cowardly, Ruan Han smiled at me, and whispered: "Brother Xue Wei, we will have to contact in the future, if you want to live comfortably, you have to join forces to deal with my master, otherwise you can live that life is better than death, let's make friends, you give me a face, and I will help you deal with that old thing together in the future." ”
Ruan Han said this kind of thing, and the buddy's steps were there, patting his chest and saying to Ruan Han: "Make you a friend, give Brother Ruan a face, that's it, you go back and tell Wu Yu, as long as he doesn't look for me, I won't embarrass him, but the video won't be given to you, I'll talk about it when you leave." ”
The buddy still kept a hand, Ruan Han didn't care, and accompanied me to talk, Ruan Han is very kind, a mess with a good temper, and he has a lot of experience in the rivers and lakes, and he is very bold, in short, he gets along very comfortably, and after chatting for a while, there was a roar of Yang Maniac in the courtyard: "Ruan Han, did your special mother die in Xue Wei's house?" Or are you two doing it? Don't get out of here! ”
Ruan Han smiled helplessly at me, and whispered to me: "I'll go back first, it's okay, a few brothers go out to skewers, what's in the world that can't be solved by a barbecue?" ”
After speaking, he hugged his fist at me, pushed open the door and said: "Come, come, master, let's stop shouting in the yard, the house says ......" dragged Yang Maniac into the West Wing, buddy sighed, Ruan Han undoubtedly taught me a lesson, what is the outer circle and the inner square? That's it, getting along makes people feel comfortable, no one will guard against people like Ruan Han, it seems that buddies not only have to learn the art of talisman from Yang Maniac, but also have to learn how to be a person from Ruan Han.
I was stunned, Yang Maniac came with five people and six people behind his back, staring at strange eyes, I thought he was coming to trouble me, I was nervous for a long time, Yang Maniac coughed and said, "This...... You are going to go to the ghost set, practice brings true knowledge, but it is a little dangerous to go alone, I will let Wu Yu accompany you, and I will help you two out of your body at night, now it's time to prepare, burn more paper money......"
Madman Yang didn't compete with me, told me what to prepare, and after instructing Shi Shiran to go out, my buddies were dumbfounded, Madman Yang turned too fast, right? Ruan Han is also too motherly, it is completely inferior, as long as he is there, Yang Madman will basically have no temper, his ability is indeed not small, buddy has time to study hard with him, if he can fool my master Zhang Qingshan......
I sighed helplessly, Yang Maniac still has traces to be found, but Zhang Qingshan has been wandering since he was a child, his heart is wild, and he can't find it, let alone fooling, I want to see him in May next year, buddy put aside his thoughts, and decided to go to Kou Zhen, let Ya help me make paper money, and then let the bell stare at me with the round light technique, if it is really dangerous, I can also be rescued in time.
Climbed over the wall into Kou Zhen's house, this kid put his feet on the computer desk and was smoking, and was shocked when he saw me jumping over the wall and came in, and shouted to me: "Viagra, it's not that the buddy is not righteous, I really have to buy, I don't believe you look at it, the order has just been sent out......"
"I'm not here to take revenge on you, you call the bell, I'll go to the ghost market at night, let's discuss how to go......"
The result of the discussion was that Kou Zhen made a lot of paper money, the bell asked me for a drop of blood on her small bronze mirror, and prepared a shroud and some necessary things, and the buddy also drew a few yellow talismans, Zhang Qingshan left me too few yellow talismans, and the buddy was reluctant to use it until the critical moment, not to mention that the talisman also had to be exercised more.
Without further ado, after dinner, Kou Zhen drove the car and pulled a few of us to the wetland last night, the bell was noisy and wanted to go, but the car couldn't pull her, so she had to give up, the car drove for more than an hour, and when she arrived near the wetland, she got out of the car Ruan Han looked around for a place, and Yang Maniac called me and Wu Yu over in five and six people, pretending to say: "It's a very dangerous thing for the living soul to go to the ghost collection, I should have been with you, but the child will always grow up one day, and you have to experience it yourself, There is no deep hatred between you, let him pass the past, and walk the rivers and lakes in the future, you still have to support each other and help each other, you know? ”
"Yes, master, I see!" Wu Yu and the frost hit the big eggplant, lazy and can't lift the spirit, I didn't pay attention to him, as long as Yang Madman is not around, buddy is really not afraid of him, Yang Madman instructed two more sentences, first let the two of us burn paper money, draw a circle, Kou Zhen helped me burn paper money, and put on a dead man's longevity clothes, wiped his face white, like a dead ghost, and then sat on the futon brought by Ruan Han, Yang Madman pasted a yellow charm in the back of me and Wu Yu, sat behind us, and wanted to force us to travel with yin gods.
Cultivators, cultivate to the depths, find a secluded place to sit on the ground, the yin god said to travel, buddy yin god is not less traveling, when there is a life hook on the head, the soul is hooked away at every turn, but I have never experienced a soul trip, and I and Wu Yu don't have that Taoist line to say that we will travel, we can only use the skill of Yang Madman and the art of the talisman to help us travel.
"Sit down, meditate, meditate, and recite the mantra to me: Vara Vara, no need to flow the Buddha. Tai Chong Tai Chi, Yin and Yang embrace harmony. There are no ways and there, and the ghosts and gods are unpredictable. From death to life, change naturally. The beginning of the mixture, the mystery of the mystery. There is a ban on the upper dry, and the lower hole is too abyss. Recite it again, and sink into self-healing. Refining the soul and cultivating the soul, the true yang is self-fulfilling. Recite the precepts, ten thousand times the flying immortals......"
I sat upright, gathered my heart, kept quiet, and recited the mantra softly, after three or five minutes, I had already entered meditation, and when I felt that my body and mind were peaceful and serene, suddenly a strong surge came behind me, as if someone was pushing me hard behind, I couldn't help but rush forward, feeling that my body was fluttering, stabilizing my body, and looking back, I saw that my body was still sitting on the futon.
Yang Maniac pinched the trick with both hands, not fast, in the back of me and Wu Yu, Ruan Han had an extra stainless steel long sword in his hand to guard his side, Kou Zhen also muttered with a wooden stick to flick the paper money that was burned to ashes, buddy knew that this was a Yin God trip, looked down, and brought out the talisman bag tied to his wrist, and then looked to the side, Wu Yu also Yin God traveled, and a talisman bag was tied to the same in his hand, and then a stack of dark money appeared between the two of us as if by magic.
Recently, there is something at home, and for the time being, I will change it every day, so I apologize to everyone. (To be continued.) )