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The program team arranged a flight to Seoul at 10 a.m.

However, it was only six o'clock in the morning, and the eight anchors had already rushed to the scene of the sub-shot. Make-up for dress-up, make-up for touch-up......

At 7:14, there are still 16 minutes left before the show starts, and the live broadcast room of the Genesis TV alone has gathered 12 million viewers, and it is said that 1.8 million people waited all night in the live broadcast room at the most terrifying time last night, chatting while watching the black screen.

The backstage staff couldn't bear it, and lit up the screen several times during the period, and played a few highlights of the tomb robbery in the Qianling Tomb in the last period, and some people who missed the live broadcast watched it with relish.

At this moment, the black screen overnight was replaced by the advertiser's advertisement, and the barrage was densely packed with complaints about the advertisement, and occasionally someone brought the rhythm of Korean guests, and the live broadcast room immediately fell into a war of words.

At 7:30, the hateful opening roll finally retired, a little white light flashed in the center of the screen, the picture went blank, and a magnetic male voice began the program introduction:

"Sino-Korean cooperation, a large-scale tomb robbery variety show - Tomb Chasing, world premiere!"

……

"The background of this issue: The leaves are falling, and the autumn is crisp, which is a good time to get out of campus and go out for internships. On this day, four male students from a high school in Jinling were selected by the school to go to Seoul, South Korea for an internship with an attitude of learning and exchange. ”

……

"Accompanied by four female classmates from Jinling Girls' High School in the opposite door. How will a group of problematic high school students survive a strange internship in Seoul? ”

【High school students? Exercitation? 】

[Why didn't I hear about internships when I was in high school?] 】

[Internships are popular among high school students abroad, and there are also some high schools with internship courses in big cities in China]

【exchangestudent？ (Powder)

[Flying to Seoul for an internship? What a big deal this school is! 】

[Waiting for a group of college students to pretend to be tender and pretend to be high school students] [Haha, Teacher Xuejing is still a university teacher, how to pretend to be tender] (pink)

[Sister Jing seems to be a lot younger recently, and last week she played Yang Buregret and felt like she was 18 years old]

[Appeared, the first question, high school students appeared! ] 】

……

A ray of sunshine in the early morning obediently sprinkled on the unit building of the community, and a burly "boy" with a denim schoolbag on one shoulder pushed open the unit door step by step.

He was the first "high school student" on this episode, wearing a blue and white short-sleeved school uniform with a pleated tie that slanted across his chest.

The lower body is a pair of nondescript blue jeans, and the thighs of the pants are full of close-ups:

A chain is tied to his left leg (a line of pink special effects subtitles pops up on the screen, and a row of arrows points directly to the chain: "Dog chain for delinquent teenagers!! ”）

The right leg is even more excessive, and the good jeans have been cut with rows of messy gaps, and the looming thigh meat and leg hair are full of ruffians.

The worst thing is that this burly high school student changed his usual medium and short hair, and actually permed his eye-catching brown "fireworks perm."

”。

He carried a good backpack diagonally on one shoulder, with one hand in his pocket and the other hand holding the shoulder strap, walking bummerged, quite self-congratulatory.

As if to cater to his jumping pace, a rebellious Korean BGM sounded in the VR environment, catering to his forcible pace, which was the song "Bangbangbang" by BIGBANG.

However, this time the BGM was added by the program team for the first time in Chinese synchronous lyrics:

Bingbingbing! Bingbingbing!

Plate Duck Plate Duck Plate Duck, Ice Ice Ice! Bingbingbing! Plate Duck Plate Duck Plate Duck ......

To add spicy or not? To add or not to add hemp? Add or not add spicy! To add or not to add hemp?

I'm choking enough on rice, add a pickle!

I'm choking enough on the rice, the duck duck is the duck......

Some of those who heard the song for the first time burst into laughter:

[666, with this lyrics, Baojiao Baohui]

[Who is this person...... Lord Wei? 】

[Damn, my big bigbang's song was so spoofed by the program team? ] 】

[Haha, dare to spoof publicly, you should have taken the authorization]

[I've never seen such a strong high school student!] 】

[666, sure enough, it's a problem high school student]

[Hee-hee, the schoolbag seems to be a little bulging] (pink)

[Is this still called a drum? You haven't seen my school bag when I was in high school, have you? It's like a bag of rice.

……

Bite!

A crisp prompt sounded, and the center of the VR perspective popped up the title of the day of the No. 1 high school student:

"School bully Wei Jian": A rebellious and violent boy!

The music stopped abruptly, and a spicy woman in a plaid shirt chased out of the rear unit door, holding a drying rack in her hand, and slammed it on Lord Wei's head:

"Bastard! Today is Sunday, school holidays you don't know when I don't know? Why do you go with your school bag? Is it going out to fight again! ”

"Oops, oops, oops, Ah Yigu!" (Note: "Ah Yi Gu" is a Korean pronunciation, interjection, translated as "oops", "ouch", "oh my", etc.) ）

Lord Wei hugged his head and ran around, and was beaten by a spicy woman, so he dared to fight back, so he had to cover his head and roar:

"Mom! Didn't I tell you? Today is an internship, if you don't believe it, you can call the principal! ”

"Don't you need money to call? You are a waste who breaks the hands and feet of your classmates at school every day, and I still have an old face to take the initiative to call the principal? ”

【6666！ Mom, this actor can act quite well! 】

[Install a wave of Korean accent? "Ah Yigu" is all out? 】

[Lord Wei's appearance is too miserable, right? ] [The plot needs, each of the eight of them has a variety show plot identity]

[Poof! Breaking hands and feet and not being fired? 】

[Lord Wei's plot identity is a bit 6, poofhaha, school bully? ] It's so suitable for him! 】

[I don't know what the attribute of Wuli Yandi is, high school students, looking forward to ing]

[Yes, this actor is really beaten, you see that Lord Wei's arms have been red marks drawn from the hanger] (pink)

[Hahaha, I was also smoked by my mother with a hanger in high school]

[My brother's early love was discovered that year, and my dad chased me around the community with a bamboo pole]

[Anyway, his school uniform is very good-looking, much better than our school uniform, and he actually has leather shoes] [The boys in Japanese and Korean idol dramas are all leather shoes with school uniforms]

……

Every time the mother and son have a round of dialogue, several "crowd laughing" sound effects commonly used in variety shows and sitcoms are heard in the VR environment: "hahahaha", "hey, hey, hey", ...... The backstage staff grasped the laughter very well, and every burst of laughter resonated with the audience.

"Is it really going to an internship?"

Wei Jian's temporary mother squinted at him, vividly playing a mother's hatred for her child.

"It's true. Lie to you, I'm a grandson. ”

"Dare to be poor! I'll whip you to death, whip you to death, you are my son, not my grandson! Mother twitched a few more times on Wei Jian's jeans with many holes, and suddenly her eyes narrowed, and she stared suspiciously at the backpack on his shoulder:

"You never bring books to class, why is your bag so swollen today?"

"Huh? Aha, uh......" Lord Wei hurriedly covered his bag and hurried to the road, "Mom, I still have to catch the school bus, and then go to the airport, I'll go first." ”

"Stop!" Mother screamed, Lord Wei was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped, and honestly opened the zipper of his schoolbag.

When the mother looked at it, her face turned red with anger, and she scratched the following sharp weapons from her bag in a row:

A hammer!

A short hoe!

A baseball bat!

A crowbar known as the "holy sword of physics" in apocalyptic movies.

There was also a large discus, a dagger, a roll of bandages......

No wonder the bag is so bulging. (To be continued.) )