ps: Q&A in the last chapter, someone asked what the hell is the lyrics of that fucking paragraph? That was a netizen's transliteration of Korean lyrics. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

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"Ah, you guy, you still said you didn't go out to fight with people? Is it a rebellion to have these in the bag? This is a hammer! ”

Mom held a hammer in her hand, eager to pick him up.

"I ...... I ......" Lord Wei rubbed his temples and continued to endure, forcibly explaining:

"The school doorman wants to nail a bed board and ask me to help, last time I accidentally slept with his daughter, I owe me a favor."

"Where's the baseball bat?"

"I borrowed it from the baseball club last time, and they urged me to return it."

"Hoe?"

"Flower beds need loose soil."

"Where's the crowbar?"

"The sewers are blocked, and if I don't get it right, the principal will cancel my ticket."

……

[666, isn't this forcing to go out to fight? 】

[It's so funny, this person is funny] (pink)

[I didn't expect Lord Wei to pretend to be funny, and there was no sense of disobedience]

[This reminds me of the ruthless man in "Shaolin Football" who went to play football with a hammer] [When Chang ~ A wrench fell out of the crotch]

[Believe me, we're really here to play football, friendship first, well, friendship first]

[This screenwriter is enough, I'm dying of laughter] (pink)

……

"Ah!! That's enough! ”

Syllable!

The schoolbag was slammed to the ground by Lord Wei.

was asked, he couldn't bear it, he didn't need to endure it anymore, he stomped on the ground with one foot, and a crack effect was formed on the ground in the picture, which was terrifying.

"I said it all, it's really going to do an internship, and there are a few model students in the school who are also going with me!"

"Model student?"

"Who said that only top students can go abroad for internships! The school is giving me a chance to reform my ways, go out and see the world, Mom, are you really annoying? Everything? ”

When the camera returned, there was an extra band-aid on the bridge of Wei's nose, which was attached horizontally to the bridge of his nose, and a band-aid was also attached to his cheeks and forehead, which made him even more ruffian.

"Assi! Hurry up and get out, I really regret giving birth to you! The mother pushed hard with both hands and pushed the problem son far away. At this point, the actors themselves couldn't help laughing.

Lord Wei was too deep into the play, and put his face in front of the main camera seriously.

I saw him sigh with a distressed face:

"Hey, sure enough, my mother and I really don't get along!"

After that, he picked up the shriveled backpack and looked up at the sky at 45 degrees in confusion: "Hehe, South Korea? Exercitation? I'm 'Jinling Lengshao' is here! ”

[Poof, that's enough, it's so good]

【Viagra Cool】(Pink)

[To be reasonable, is this opening plot ironic reality]

[When I think back to when I was studying, I was really as rebellious as him, and I was so sorry for my parents' nurturing grace]

[Look, the mother is still quietly watching her son go out of the house, scolding and scolding, her eyes are full of worry. 】

[Woo woo woo, suddenly a little moved] (pink)

[Although it is not as exaggerated as him, my high school days did break my parents' hearts]

……

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In a burst of laughter, the picture suddenly changed, and the audience ushered in the second guest of the day.

The last Korean BGM came to an abrupt halt and was replaced by a tinkling electronic BGM.

The scene is a recording studio, the WiFi man wears a pair of green fluorescent headphones, a pair of green fingerless gloves, and shoots non-stop in front of the DJ machine, and the passionate electronic music fills the entire VR environment in an instant, and everyone is substituted into a mysterious electronic music world.

A line of fluorescent subtitles floated up, the title of high school student No. 2:

"DJ Man": A musical sensation hidden in the campus.

Pointing at the camera, Er Zhu was about to speak, when suddenly the background music was cut without his knowledge and replaced with a vulgar saliva song:

"If I were DJ...... If I were DJ...... Would you love me if I were a DJ? Will you love me? You're going to love me. Would you love me if I were a DJ......"

[Love love love love, of course love]

[666, God's Turn]

[Scare Lao Tzu and suddenly put this song? ] 】

[It's a long life! The head oil man actually washed his hair] (pink)

……

Er Zhu was stunned, raised his hand and supported the fluorescent headphones covering his two ears, and expressed his surprise to the sudden spoof of the program team.

The camera always locks on his upper body, and he does not see the lower body dress, but he has no range of movement to walk, but his body moves out lightly, and in the blink of an eye, he floats out of the recording studio and into an open circular hall.

The electronic sound resounds, continuing the rhythm that had just been interrupted.

The floor is pure white tiles, and the walls are covered with silver wallpaper, and it is only when the camera turns slightly to look down that people can see that he is actually stepping on a pair of electronic roller skates on his feet.

Each wheel burst into a dazzling green light as it turned, and as he slid smoothly forward, he raised his index finger in circles through the air, as if all the beats of the electric music were controlled by this one finger.

Bite!

Subtitle tip: All the equipment you see is developed by DJ Man himself, and our program team can't afford this kind of high-tech.

[High-tech? Where does high-tech come from? 】

The audience was wondering that the roller under DJ's feet suddenly accelerated, and he recklessly slid towards a wall, seemingly hitting it directly, but when he was near, he jumped into the air, and the sole of his shoe was glued to the wall, and his body slipped out of the vertical wall for more than ten meters.

The VR perspective changed abruptly with his astonishing move, and many people only felt that the whole world was tilted 90 degrees, as if someone was stuffed into a container, and suddenly the box was overturned, and some people crooked their necks to continue to look before returning to their normal perspective.

DJ Man slid round and round on the circular wall, and coldly burst out a sentence:

“oh！ I love this trick so much! ”

[This ......]

[Isn't this the line of the DJ in "Overwatch"]

[I've been playing cosplay for a long time! ] 】

[This wave of cos I serve]

[What awesome skates, I want a pair too] (pink)

[Sure enough, it's high-tech]

[DJ quick cut yellow light treatment, it's not a pit person to use green light to accelerate all the time]

【oh，can.you.？ You can feel it, right? 】

……

DJ slid around the wall and quickly got tired, bouncing back in the air, the ejection mechanism on the sole of his shoe sending him more than three meters into the air.

The roller skates glow green, the fingerless gloves glow green, and the headphones diffuse a green shock wave ten meters in diameter (the special effects artist added the effect in time).

The dynamic electronic sound entered the climax, but at the moment when he took off, there was an ultra-long aerial shot.

Many classic pieces of music have empty beats, as well as electronic music, and the sensational movements suddenly die out, making people fall into silence.

Time seems to stand still, the camera seems to freeze, DJ Man stabilizes his body after a somersault, stands upside down in the air, and grins with satisfaction at the corner of his mouth:

"That's the rhythm, yes, this is it!"

He lit up his electric glove and slammed it to the floor:

“oh！ Pause here! (To be continued.) )