Chapter 0143: Fat Daddy in a Second
"Why are you here?"
Fang Yan saw Lin Hao take out a broken jade from his bag, and felt a little familiar. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Isn't that worried that you'll capsize in the gutter? General Ben worked tirelessly, risking the loss of his children and grandchildren. Woo, hot ...... Woohoo, it's hot dad, it's so hot......"
Strange to say, as soon as the dead fat man approached, the surrounding colored bats immediately seemed to be in chaos, and the murderous devil's claw formation was self-defeating.
It wasn't until he lifted the broken jade high that the colored bats surrounding him were even more dizzy and crumbling. It's like a bird that suddenly goes blind and can't find the north in an instant.
But the clever viewer quickly sees that these bats are certainly not blind, because bats do not rely on sight to navigate, but rely on hearing, the echo of ultrasound waves to locate targets and at the same time respond to information.
The fat general saved the scene this time, and with just one stone, the bats collectively became deaf.
"Echo Stone shards?"
Erzhu recognized it at a glance, and was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth, he remembered that when he passed by the glottis, there was a glottis crack in the middle of the huge echo wall on both sides, and there were scattered jade fragments under the crack, which was equivalent to the mucous membrane falling off in the human larynx, which was a little insignificant.
Unexpectedly, this dead fat man didn't know when he hid from everyone, and he secretly brought out a piece.
I didn't expect that at the critical moment, I had to rely on this echo stone fragment to continue my life. The bat listens to the sound and distinguishes the position, and the echo heard at this time is an infinitely overlapping murmural echo, which is full of magic. And the anchors are not disturbed, because the size of the echo stone is small, and only those who are closer to the fat man will hear a denser rat call.
The scene was extremely chaotic, hundreds of yellow bats scattered and flitted, the flight trajectory was chaotic, the tragic situation of meeting and chasing the tail one after another, and even one or two accidentally fell into the Caiyang Ding, turning into a pool of thick water in an instant.
And the barrage in the live broadcast room is even more chaotic:
[666, fat blowing this wave is okay]
[Tell me, who's dad now?] 】
[Yes, this thigh is thick enough]
[The scene is full of echoes of ultrasound, but fortunately, people's ears can't hear ultrasound]
[Wit, this wave is quite witty]
[The fireflies of the enemy Taiwan are an egg, I blow out the horse with a big fat, how many lives have I saved? ] 】
[This fat man is a bit of a thief, I don't know when he stole an echo stone]
[At that time, the anchors slid into the sound chamber, and the fat man seemed to have just woken up] (pink)
[The first thing you do when you wake up is to take the sheep by the hand? 】
[666, who will dare to blow black fat in the future? ] Everyone's sexual well-being was saved by him.]
[Touch or fat blow will touch]
[Yes, I like the anchor's greedy look] (pink)
[Sure enough, I lost my eyes, this fat man is a character]
……
This wave of barrage made the fat man swell instantly, he deliberately stood up straight, his arms raised higher, like the original salted egg Superman, and he had to take out a stick before transforming, not to mention how ecstatic the posture was.
But the bats are more tenacious than expected, even if there is a prelude to delirium, they still attack the people nearby, Lin Hao has become a real boss at this time, and he is known as the "bat-repellent man" by the barrage, and he is really fat and fat in a second.
Suddenly, he pointed at the main camera with a serious face and told a truth that he was extremely reluctant to reluctantly reveal:
"Some viewers asked before, the feng shui master of the starry sky is the descendant of Yang Gong of the Jiangxi faction, so do we have any origin of the feng shui master here? It's not a secret, but it's actually a nod to it. That's right! Lin Zhengying is the uncle of his father Lin Yuanshan, that is, the uncle and uncle of the next......"
He was scolded by the barrage after only half a sentence:
【Rolling】
[Don't brag, we're still good brothers]
[Blow it up at the first opportunity? 】
[Anchor, we're all our own people, please don't blow it so disgusting, I'm eating supper]
[My own people, please let go]
……
[To be reasonable, as soon as this echo stone is exposed, it will have to be handed over to the state, right? ] 】
[Yes, it has to be handed over to the state]
[Hey, it's a pity, no one knows]
……
"Dead fat man, how many times have I told you, don't steal, why don't you change your teaching?"
Fang Yan smiled and picked up Lin Hao's big ears, this accusation was just a show, and he told the people above to listen to it.
Who in the "Stealing the Sky" team doesn't know that the fat man died of "greed", the boss died of "wealth", the lord died of "recklessness", the second wish died of "stay", and Emperor Yan died of not being able to bring his teammates.
These teammates have their own pitfalls and will not change for 10,000 years. Especially this dead fat man, he likes to cause trouble the most, and he is not like words, and when he sees an interesting baby, he touches it back and collects it. Half of the treasures in Fang Yan's "Treasure Pavilion", which can only be regarded as an entry in the collecting world, were filled by the fat general's petty theft.
"Hey, I feel so good that I gave up my life to save you and was scolded. Originally, I hid from the world and brought this baby back without making a sound, but now it's good, I took the initiative to expose it, and I had to hand it over to the country obediently after the live broadcast ended. The fat man blinked, cooperating with the bitter meat plan, "Boss, sir, I will give you the happiness of the few of you yourself, and you won't have to pay for it when the brothers go out to wave in the future, right?" You have to take turns doing the ten times of the Great Health Care to repay me. ”
"Okay, okay, the bats are all gone, and you're still there with a bowl? I've lost all my old face to you. Fang Yan glared at him, and then glared sideways at Er Zhu, "And you, version 2.0 was so ruined by you?" Is it still worthy of the name 'Supreme Hydra'? ”
Er Zhu was ashamed to remove the five snake heads in his crotch, and the fat man also put away the instant noodle bowl and concentrated on manipulating the echo stone to drive away the bats.
At this time, the chess team in the Kung Fu Haishi had already reported the correct chess route of the chessboard to Jin Ling'er, and Xiao Nizi was placed one by one in the finish area, and there was a sound on the ground, until the fifth fall, the chessboard suddenly sank, the stone table as a whole fell into the ground, and the floor tiles about ten meters apart behind cracked an opening, and a new tomb road leading to the ground was opened.
"Awesome, senior sister." The fat man gave Jin Ling'er a thumbs up.
Fang Yan didn't rush in to find out, but turned back to the Tufuzi who fell to the ground and didn't wake up, and frowned, "Didn't you already get in touch before, let the medical doctor of your third squad come over and deal with the wound." ”
"Already in contact."
The insect master walked to Fang Yan's side lightly, squinted at Fang Yan's collar, and saw the four-leaf clover mark in his eyes.
And when Jin Ling'er was just immersed in chess, he also noticed the four-leaf clover mark, others did not know this curse, but he Wensers had heard of it, if I remember correctly, the last time he encountered it was a year ago, in a small village in Ireland.
"I see, I see, it's kind of interesting......"
He suddenly remembered the cave he had passed through after breaking away from the corpse group, and the group of Genesis had been talking to someone for a long time on the voice channel, vaguely remembering words such as "four-leaf clover doubtful grave" and "fig".
"Allen, the anchor of Genesis seems to be looking for an interesting clue, it seems that like us, he is not coming for Wu Zetian's tomb."
"You keep up with them, we'll be there soon, and if necessary, you can give these Muggles a little help, and of course, if they go too well, you can also cause some trouble......"
Winthers spoke in an extremely obscure language, the same language that had been used by the large army in the tent camp before. So much so that the monitors of the Ghost Bureau could not understand what they were saying at all.
At this time, he did not lower his voice, because he had the confidence that even if there was a genius beauty of linguistics next to him, he would never understand what he had reported. (To be continued.) )