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"Why are these bats so colorful?"

Lin Fatzi frowned fiercely at the other end of the tomb outside the door, holding the arched handle of the instant noodle bowl tightly in his hand, and fell into deep thought. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

He remembered a report he had read earlier: villagers in Suphan Buri province in Thailand had recently spotted a colony of brightly colored bats with their bodies and some of their wings in a banana plantation......

"On the ancient ornaments, the bat was upside down, and the homonym was 'blessing'. Boss, you're meeting a painted bat. Painted bats, colored bats...... Broken, homophonic through 'picking bats'? ”

Lin Fatzi threw the hot instant noodle bowl aside and pinched his fingers, "It's an evil species specially raised and trained by tomb cultivators for 'Yang Picking'. Okay, you Caiyangding, ambushed the tomb robbers with a 'broken diao package'! ”

The fat man hurriedly picked up the instant noodle bowl that had just turned off the heating switch, and was about to pour out the unfinished one, hesitated for half a second, or gobbled up the hot instant noodles without leaking, and then poured out all the noodle soup, and then gritted his teeth and pinched the bowl handle and got up on the road.

The insect master's fireflies were still helping to light the tomb, and those dangerous silk barriers were still there, and although there were seven people in front of them, it was still hellish for the fat man.

"I'm so irritable, if it weren't for you, the fat man really didn't want to take this risk."

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There are always women who complain that men don't know how miserable it is when they give birth.

In fact, experts have given a conservative estimate: a man feels 40 times more painful when he is kicked in the lower body than a woman who gives birth. Not to mention that the little friend was directly removed?

Although the flat-headed man had fainted, his facial muscles were still twitching in pain.

He risked his life this time can be said to be a loss to his grandmother's house, "Lu" Cai did force it out for him, but the surrounding did not trigger any trap secret door, the only gain is that there are a few chess pieces on the chessboard that have been fixed and dead before, there are signs of loosening, it seems that they can be moved, but at this time everyone is far away and has no chance to go to chess.

The male audience in the live broadcast room experienced an unprecedented awakening, frightened, shocked, rejoicing, and repentant...... Have mixed feelings about:

[This...... This is a eunuch? 】

[It turns out that this crane control is a routine of collecting yang and supplementing yin]

[Back then, Di Renjie admonished that Wu Zetian also used the strong words of 'picking yang to supplement yin'. 】

[No wonder Qianling is full of vitality, no wonder Wu Zetian can always gush spring water there]

[Woo woo woo, scared me to death]

[I was so scared that I covered my little brother with my hands] [+1] [I covered it with my hands]

[Suddenly I feel that I have a life, it's good] [I don't know how to cherish it after I lose it]

[Suddenly I feel that I am still very happy, at least my second child is still alive]

【555…… I'll never again]

[Yes, I must treat my little friend well in the future]

[After watching today's live broadcast, I don't think I'll masturbate anymore.] It's good, and I'm good. 】

……

"Insect Master, save my brother." Scarface pulled the insect master's arm like crazy, he had dragged the flat-headed man out of the stone statue area for the first time, and also urgently stopped the bleeding, but he knew that this level of injury could not be saved by ordinary medicine and bandaging.

But how can the insect master have the kung fu to save people, the first round of the bats "picking yang and supplementing yin" after the interest is undiminished, the formation is temporarily disrupted during the sacrifice, and soon the old trick is repeated, and the illusion is back to a yellow cancan's claw, the target is undecided, and it invades everyone indiscriminately.

The strange cry of "chirp" was upset, and Fang Yan and Wei Jian held high the divine fire flashlight like a beacon in the night, stubbornly resisting the evil wind.

I don't know how many kinds of bugs are hidden in the insect master's windbreaker, the most hateful, these colorful bats pounce on him coldly, and he doesn't panic, sacrificing the insect swarm to save his life, wave after wave of small flying flies as cannon fodder, each swing can attract the attention of the bat group for a short time.

"Boss, I can't take care of you anymore, I'll protect myself first."

Erzhu suddenly withdrew five of the major snake heads of the hydra that probed outward, like a squid that had been retracted, and its tentacles converged to the lower body, forming an indestructible "protective gear".

The barrage was full of scolding, because some of the audience's perspectives happened to be transmitted by these five snake heads, and before they had time to switch to other perspectives, they were forced to gather at the crotch of Erzhu's pants and were forced to admire the bulge under the pants.

"It's not a way to go on like this. Girl, I'll escort you over, and you go and put those chess pieces at the end. Fang Yan suddenly hugged Jin Ling'er's shoulders and rushed to the chessboard without hesitation, while asking for help from the experts of the chess group, "Trouble to put it simply, after throwing 'Lu', how should the chess pieces move?" We certainly can't just lift the pieces and put them to the end, we'd better play according to the rules. ”

It stands to reason that Jin Ling'er is a girl, and these colored bats are not very good at targeting, but who knows if they will suddenly go berserk because the chess pieces are touched? Someone has to step up.

"Boss, let me escort her over." Lord Wei cast a look of inquiry.

"No, you can't bear it." Fang Yan smiled knowingly, touched his chest, and signaled that he had ancient coins.

However, after saying this, he himself felt a little weak.

Because this time, the Dragon Hunt Ancient Coin and the Dragon Hunt Silver Coin suddenly both failed!

Ninety percent of the audience in the live broadcast room are men, and these people's barrage body protection ideas are Fang Yan's unscrupulous capital. But the act of picking the sun by the bats just now really frightened these male compatriots, and the so-called "military morale" is nothing more than that.

This is more serious than the military flag being cut down and the generals being beheaded on the ancient battlefield, the people in the live broadcast room are panicked, and millions of hearts are beating violently, even if some "pure masters" with better psychological quality have recovered from the panic, but there is no longer the positive energy of "the demons retreat", and more people are still immersed in the extremely negative energy state of trembling and protecting their lower bodies with their hands.

Fang Yan and Jin Ling'er were fortunate not to be devoured by these negative energies, where could they expect these people to provide body protection aura?

Every time the two of them took a step closer, the surrounding bat group separated a few temporary groups to obstruct it, and in a moment, more than half of the colored bats were scattered

At this moment, the heavy door of the dark iron that had been confined in the rear was suddenly pushed open, and a familiar voice came in breathlessly:

"Emperor Yan, don't panic, General Ben is here to help! Everyone obeys the order, and I don't want to cut off Diao's all coming closer to me! ”

The fat man pushed the door majestically and entered, with the potential to dominate the overall situation, but before he could pretend for half a second, he suddenly screamed: "Oops, hot!" Scald me, scalded ......"

"What are you doing with a dead fat man?" Erzhu turned his head to look, only to see Lin Hao rushing towards the large army quickly, holding a white porcelain jar with a handle at the same time.

He recognized that it was the fat general's royal instant noodle bowl, with an electric heating device in it, and wherever he went, as long as a bag of instant noodles and half a bottle of mineral water could be boiled into a fragrant supper.

But—he actually used a bowl to protect his lower body.

How afraid of death is this? Afraid of being surrounded by bats as soon as you enter the door?

Besides, you just turned off the switched bowl, can it not be hot?

The fans of the enemy station were completely speechless:

【66666】

[It turns out that this is the guardian artifact? 】

[This is more capable than the snake head protector diao of the wifi man, no, I laughed and lay down]

[Ask for the same Taobao style of the fat general's protective gear]

[Didn't this fat man say he wouldn't come? 】

[A little moved, at the critical moment, the fat man still drilled through the grave] (pink)

[This fat man has a big breath, are you sure he's here to save the scene? ] 】

[I think it's funny]

[There's nothing wrong with not eating instant noodles, he has to fuck up and cook noodles leisurely outside]

[Yes, the bowl was originally cold]

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The fat man was burned a lot, and he ran all the way to Fang Yan and Jin Ling'er tremblingly.

He was afraid that the bats would suddenly split up and come to raid his friends, and he was also afraid that the hot instant noodle bowl would make a mark on his pants again. So, he waved the bowl to protect his lower body for a while, and then he was so hot that he gritted his teeth and was forced to move, and then he saw the colored bats flying over, and he was so frightened that he protected the bottom again, and then he was so hot that he cried and called his mother, and so on, the live broadcast room with a solemn atmosphere was so by him and became happy.

Fang Yan couldn't cry or laugh, but found that the positive energy from the ancient coins was soaring, and those fans who were frightened had gradually eased their mood, which showed that Fat Blowing made a great contribution to this wave of funny debuts.

However, Fat Blow seems intent on taking all the credit for it, and when he gets closer, he unloads his backpack and takes something out of it with a bit of pain:

"It's really a blood loss, I can't keep this baby." (To be continued.) )