164 Thunder and rain
Before talking about the mystery of the origin of the "Konoe", a tragedy must be told.
The tragedy had happened a day earlier, but perhaps it had already begun when the two met more than a decade ago, or 20,000 years ago when the armed maid was founded, the emperor's lover (at first the emperor's daughter...... 1.2 billion fathers and daughters), at the beginning of the setting, it was destined that there would be 1.2 billion fixed female singles in the world.
Of course, at the beginning, when the armed maid was established, it was a serious maid, pouring tea, playing peek-a-boo, cleaning the room, doing housework, **** or something. Later, it became a private army, and then the private army developed into a state (empire) power - a group of people who had served the emperor all their lives and could not get married, and it was taboo to think about it. From the beginning of its establishment to the present, there is no professional armed group that can say "I don't play anymore" in the middle of the world, and those who dare to pick on it halfway are either tempted and degraded by evil gods, or hunted down by the assassins of the Inquisition, and hunted down by their former sisters until they die.
It's brutal to be honest.
Levi has a harem of 1.2 billion, and he deeply knows that the behavior of occupying a pit and not pooping is simply disgusting and a waste of resources; Some people are like this: even if all the holes on the body are excreted together, there will be rich pits waiting for him, and this kind of person should be cut by a thousand cuts! - Whether it's an armed maid or a space marine, you should go home and pick up your child when you get off work, but unfortunately the world is very difficult, and we have to be strong. Once you enter the pit, the result is quite tragic.
The slightest derailment of the mind can lead to quite strong questions.
Jeleka and Nasha are "comrades-in-arms" who have played since childhood, and they can hardly find any other words in their life dictionary except fighting.
From the beginning of being able to walk, she followed the standard Amazonian female warrior training method (the man was Spartan), at the age of three she could hold a gun and began to swear to the emperor like babbling, at the age of seven she began to inject drugs, and the two of them lay on two beds side by side to be transformed, at the age of 12 they went to the battlefield as the attendant of the "sisters", and at the age of 14, they officially obtained the first set of mobile armor.
For more than ten years, the two have always been Meng's comrades-in-arms and sisters......
Recently, they have developed into lovers.
This is a relatively big deal.
I heard that this kind of place is most likely to have a "lily" romance, although it is said that the lily is infinitely good and the British say that the lily has been able to give birth to children recently, and the creature of the man is estimated to be shy and impatient to withdraw from the stage of history and hurry up where to cool down and where to rest. But the problem is that this is a capital offense among armed maids, and there is no need to even negotiate. Once you sit down, shoot immediately!
Of course, it depends on whether you report it or not - if you don't report it, the two of them will come secretly, until they are tempted by Chaos to be anti-bones (in fact, Chaos is not staring at you all the time, so you can hide it well?). And this line of work is mainly managed by the evil god who has a sin, don't you have to fight against a sin? ) so far. Of course, if you don't report it, the end is likely to be the whole team, or even a little scary! When the priest of the state religion comes down to investigate the case, you can't help it.
What to report...... That is the shooting before the battle, the iron virgin, the cross, the barbecue meeting, and the ten tortures in the heart.
What's more, with the mood of the Anglican priest "playing" until death.
Generally speaking, Anglican priests are more perverted, but not many of them are perverted to this point. Knowledge changes fate, and this time the state priest who came down obviously has a wider range of knowledge. As a group of men with the right to judge armed maids (and also belonging to the type that is not allowed to marry for life), Levi has not seen much since his resurrection. After arriving at Haya, there were more of these things all of a sudden, and he was a little uncomfortable, and he didn't get angry until something happened.
This state priest, called Yala, was also a dutiful priest in his early years, and it is said that he had heard the emperor's reprimands - so he exiled himself to a remote planet for half a century to do penance. Later, the Cult of the Mechanics was surveyed and discovered, and he took it back to study the Anglican priest who had become a half-human, half-machine (which is a very common way to continue life). Because of his pious faith, he was put on the court by the archbishop of the Haya world and became a judge.
Father Yara's hobby is transformation, after all, it has been transformed.
After the love affair between Jeleka and Nasha was discovered, the warlord interceded in the hope of giving them a good time. Just shoot it directly, and save it from falling into the hands of Father Yara, and life is better than death. As a result, Father Arra laughed when he heard the pleading plea of the Grand Master of the War Regiment, and said, "Don't worry, I'm not a pervert, and I don't even really want to kill these poor people." ”
A day later, everyone looked at the "masterpiece" of the Anglican priest in shock.
The elder sister of "Jereka" stares blankly ahead, while the younger sister "Nasha" has a head that is still alive, but it is attached to Jereka's head - this biological modification keeps them from dying. According to Yara, "Lovers should be of the same mind, and I will fulfill their wishes." As he said this, Father Yara said with a look of relief on his face that he had finished - even the armed maid shuddered.
If it were normal, this would be an example of an Anglican priest successfully suppressing an armed maid, and perhaps one day in the near future, a friendly stray bullet on the battlefield would "inadvertently" hit Father Arra.
But this matter is so good that Levi knows.
The Son of Heaven was furious.
Jeleka and Nasha can be regarded as having a "one-sided relationship" with Levi, and the most important thing is that the two of them are members of the Firebird Warband, and they are the two Lolis of Levi's original armed maid group. The Grand Master of the Firebird Warband, Sabate, has the right to directly face the emperor himself to this day, and the state priest does not give her face so much, of course she has to sue in front of Levi.
Frankly...... Father Yara is also used to burning people, and basically there is no estimate of who he wants to burn.
It's a pity that this time he played the game that he shouldn't play, and played the game he shouldn't play under the noses of the people who shouldn't play.
"Even if they break the precepts, they are my lovers, mine! - How dare you, a little priest, play with my lover! What kind of audacity do you have to play with my lover! You don't deserve it! - I will judge you! I'm going to inflict on you tenfold, hundredfold, thousandfold of the pain you inflicted on my armed maid!! ”
Levi, who had just lost thousands of armed maids and hundreds of space marines because of a traitor two days ago, has been nervous recently, and it can be said that this group of beautiful warriors under the baby's hand is very good, and even the three and five thick star soldiers make him feel distressed. Now there is an Anglican priest who looks like his grandmother is not close to him, his uncle is not loved, and his behavior is extremely bad, and he dares to play with the life of an armed maid in front of him.
Levi didn't want his life either, there was no need for the defendant to appear in court at the 30,000-person trial conference, all the armed maids who were still on the planet participated, sitting in front of Levi with their heads bowed and listening to Levi give them a head. More than 10,000 priests of the Anglican Church, who had not yet had time to leave, trembled and listened to the emperor's thunderous anger on it with tears streaming down their eyes, and their saliva moistened the earth. There are also a lot of remaining grassroots commanders and fighters, including Space Marines.
On the spot, almost in the midst of the other party's screams, Levi personally expelled Yara's membership and threw the other party's soul into [Hell] (that is, a title) that could not be turned over forever. Father Yara...... Now called Sinner Yara is given to the mechanical group as a typical example as ** (meow) experimental material to make up for the sin of the other party** (meow) test armed maid.
-- This tragedy can be said to have made Levi not sleep well for several days, and in a daze dream, he dreamed of the memories of his predecessor: the Emperor of the First Dynasty.
This is why the "soul" (subspace matter) of the battleship inhabits the bodies of Nasha and Jeleka (mainly Jeleka) - of course, the body does not appear out of thin air, and it is understandable that the spirit inhabits **. And Levi believed more in armed maids—even their bodies.
So when he obtained the guard with the body of an armed "female" servant, claiming that he could be a man or a woman, Levi was stunned at that time.
“…… Guards. Levi looked carefully at the beautiful blonde boy with a ponytail in front of him, the armed maid didn't know that the other party was actually his 'sister': "You tell me the truth, are you a man or a woman?" Wait, what does it mean to be a man or a woman? ”
"Of course, Your Majesty - how could I lie to you? Of course, battleships have no gender, and I haven't heard of a battleship having a gender. The Guard smiled, then touched his body, "Thank you for giving me my body, of course I can feel the two souls in this body - but not my soul." We are living together well now - the current body is still under construction, it depends on the mood of His Majesty whether he becomes a man or eats and becomes a woman, and this body is now genderless. ”
“…… Whether you want to be male or female, that's your own business. Levi was stunned, and suddenly laughed: "Now you are not just a battleship, you are already a 'person'." Although people generally can't decide their own question of men and women, I won't interfere with your autonomy if you have the means, and it doesn't matter. ”
Don't be in the situation of 'Lao Tzu is so cute, but he is bigger than all of you'. Out of sight and out of mind, maybe you won't be able to see it in the future?
"The armed maid who died for me...... Too much. I can't do it all, though. Levi let out a long sigh and said, "But do as much as you can—I'll let them return to the world as warships intact." Let's retire at the end of the service period...... But wait, Konoe, you say you have two souls in you? …… How are they? No, that's not the right question......"
"They thank Your Majesty...... Well, it should be the master? I want to call the host...... Emotionally, I compare prices close to them......"
“…… Just call the master. Levi sighed, if this matter was known to him, at most he would place these two armed maids in logistics or a rear planet, and forget about not going to the front line. It's a pity...... "Don't lose yourself too much, remember to stick to your heart...... Also, thank you for telling me about them. (To be continued.) )