As an emperor, there is one thing that has been very famous since ancient times, and that is the [Honor Guard]. Regardless of ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, regardless of race and culture. The Inca emperors in Mexico and the Roman emperors in Europe surprisingly thought about the same as the Chinese emperors. Although in ancient times, from Rome to the Inca, theoretically the Earth was about the same distance from the Earth to Namek (it couldn't be there anyway), but human nature is the same.

Everybody likes to pretend to be forced.

Once the human thing has power, it will swell indefinitely - Levi is inflated now, but he doesn't feel it, and the people around him think that his expansion is too petty. In Li Wei's opinion, if there are hundreds, dozens, or even a few women around to serve, then he is already a leading cadre. I can't even think about 1.2 billion armed maids or anything, but the actual situation is......

On the sacred terra (earth), the Inquisition (the highest body of the empire) considered that the previous emperor sent all the soldiers out, and as a result, there was nothing around him and was rebelled; And considering that there was a generation of imperial bishops (supreme leaders) in front of them who were killed by their own guards (that is, the armed maids of the time!). The Inquisition dug deep into the pit and stockpiled up food - raising billions of Anglican Apologists who were not productive in peacetime and ready to fill with human lives in wartime on the sacred Terra (Earth). Levi's population on the earth exceeded seven billion for a while, and now it's not easy to have two or three billion people on it? After all, there are other planets that transport resources, and all uninhabited places can basically be built as military bases (that is, the environmental problems have been basically the same for 40,000 years).

Therefore, the (inverted) formula is deduced in the mind of the armed maid as follows: My Emperor is a god and a holy warrior, My Emperor is great, glorious and correct, My Emperor rules the world, and My Emperor - anyway, when the Emperor returns, the number of armed maids will be expanded to a terrible number, even more than 10 billion! After all, today's armed maids are nothing more than high-level cannon fodder in the hands of the Empire, similar to lighters. "Where you don't know where to 'point', where you don't accept the burning" - a lot of imperial hatred is attributed to the armed maids.

On the day when Levi really returns, there may be a prosperous age of tens of billions of armed maids on the entire planet!

However, Levi doesn't have such great ability, or even such great ambition - people from the Earth Age are small. In his eyes, the thousands of girls around him were already dazzled. Tens of thousands of armed maids, even if a few die, make him feel distressed, don't want it, these beautiful girls in his mind are never consumables.

Of course, in the minds of these beautiful girls, they have always been consumables, gold coins and consumables in the hands of the emperor.

Li's honor guard now has only tens of thousands of "shabby" people, and Mary is a little moved--worthy of being a great god emperor! For the sake of the front-line soldiers, they never replenished the number of their own guards! Alas, it's really impressive.

-- In fact, Levi was already working very hard, very hard, very hard, pulling his neck to pull open his back molars, and trying his best every day to lose his life. It's a pity...... Quantitative change produces qualitative change, and the way he can imagine a loser after 40,000 years is no longer very ...... Loser.

"Master, if you do this, we concubines also feel very shameless."

“？”

Levi couldn't understand why Maria was upset again today, since the last time they fought together, the other party was like menopause. You say that such a beautiful girl is like a housekeeper

"What's wrong with me?" Levi was so angry that the "Guard" and other warships sailed to the eastern planet to meet the orcs, and because the distance was too close and the number of turnovers was small, the journey took three days - this was because it took longer to sail than to subspace.

On the ship, Levi discovered that Maria had "rebellious" tendencies, or that she had always been quite rebellious. Look at Levi's unpleasant eyes, look at Levi's wrong-

"Master, please say a word if you have a meal, and we will arrange it for you shortly. It's really ...... you eat while walking" Seeing that Levi didn't eat 800 dishes in one meal (Cixi Terrier), Maria's heart was about to break - where is this emperor? You can live by eating peanuts, and you can work by eating peanuts every night, are you raising rats?

"Aren't I just having a late-night snack?" Li Wei muttered, he knew that he couldn't "pout" with his maid about this matter, otherwise the other party would be able to come over with a lot of words: "There are more than 800 dishes in one meal, and the rest are estimated to not know whose Five Organs Temple they have entered." ”

Levi was reprimanded by his own armed maid and muttered, like an angry little daughter-in-law. While writing the comment on the penultimate document, [Writing: All Station 21 rebels will be executed without trial. 】

Then he dipped the ring on his finger in a little ink, changed it with ink, and handed it to the hand-inked maid on the side angrily, and sealed it with ink.

"Where is the majesty of the Empire? - And the owner likes to eat one thing too much, although this peanut rice is more expensive (?!) But I always like to eat badly. ”

"Peanuts are expensive?" Levi just ate two peanuts at night and worked the night shift to review what he hadn't seen in the morning. You tell me now that peanuts are expensive...... Is it because it is imported from the earth? Or is it that the crops that are grown today are no longer planted 40,000 years ago? "I said, Mary, what the hell are you going to do with me!"

"Attention to prestige! Now that the master is rich in the galaxy, he naturally wants whatever he wants--by the way, this is a little bit of the heart of our armed maids, and I hope that the master can place him in your living room, then our armed maids will be satisfied. ”

"Oh......?" Levi was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt a little funny: "Maria, even you, a living saint, have started bribing me?" - Okay, I'll see what you give me......"

"Your statue."

“…… I have more statues. ”

"We carved it out of a single piece of diamond."

“？” Levi, an earthling, instantly imagined how big a diamond should be, and then felt that it should be quite precious: "If you have a diamond...... Well, I accepted it. Come, leave it to me......"

No matter what, Levi maintained a very money-loving mentality. To put it simply, it's a bit stingy...... How much can he spend alone? What's more, now almost all his orders are to save flowers! For example, he often says, "Eat something good today, I'll personally order food for me to stir-fry] (no one will say a word if you eat 800 dishes), [In order to show my prestige, I asked for 10 armed maids to stand guard today!] (It's normal for you to have an army group stand guard for you.)

“？” Maria on the other side was even more surprised, and waved her hand to signal several armed maids to come in with a small cart: "Master, it's not very convenient to hand over this hand...... Look, I'm pushing it, do you want to hold it in your hand? ”

"......" Levi looked at the large figure with a whole diamond buckle twice as big as him on the car next to him, and almost didn't find a crack in the ground to get himself into it - people in the age of the earth really can't imagine the things of the age of the universe.

"It's not very expensive, but I hope the owner can be happy."

“…… Thank you, Maria. Levi looked at his glittering self and sighed, "Is there anything else?" There's one more document I've read to read. Order on the movement of troops stationed in Rama...... After giving this order, I can leave the night shift......"

"Oh, there is something." Without saying a word, Maria took out a stack of A4 papers, and almost shook Levi in the face: "Master, please take a look at this again, okay?" ”

The maid of his own family spoke to himself, the emperor, in a commanding tone that could not be refused. (In fact, the tone is quite deferential, that is, Li himself feels oppressed.) ）

"Maria! Don't add to my workload! - You can do these things! ”

"That's not going to work, there are some things you have to do yourself! Wait until the unification of the empire, the workload will be even greater! You need to learn to work faster and more efficiently. I'm here to watch you! ”

"Me! ......" Levi slapped the table and was about to press the other person on the bed, this anger was really from the inside out. Levi decided to be a man himself and give the other party a quiet look! So he slapped the case and said: "I! - Go to the toilet! ”

Be a man - start tomorrow.

It's really hard to get a woman like Maria, by the way, did you bring the drow elves with the army? If you bring it, you can sleep, who disturbs yourself to sleep!

If you don't have one, find one on the spot.

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"The master ran away!?"

Maria was shocked, the empire has been 40,000 years old, and she has never heard of the emperor running away! And...... What does it mean to "run away"?

"Yes, Sister Living Saint, this ......" An armed maid blushed and did not know what to say: "You see, this is found from something left by the master......"

"......" Maria was stunned and took a letter from the armed maid opposite, and a few words were written on it:

Please don't come to me.

"Tear Tear Tear Tear!!" Maria tore the letter to shreds with a blank face, making it very difficult for the maid to clean up: "The Imperial battleship is only 15 kilometers long!" The non-commissioned officer's rest area is only three kilometers square! I don't believe I can't find the owner! -- Someone, the whole ship is wide...... No, you can't let people know that the owner has run away. Come on, come on! Call me all the guards on duty! ”

So the entire Guards was loaded with 5,000 armed maids, all of whom were scattered and went out to search room by room, searching mountains and reclaiming the sea to "catch" the emperor and continue to be a salary thief.

And the initiator of this incident is certainly not stupid - this ship is called the Imperial battleship Konoe - of course he tied up the Konoe himself as a guide. Steal half a day of leisure - a few days if possible. (To be continued.) )