Chapter Twenty-Seven: I Am a Thief
The Boss was across from me and looked up at me, "Explain what?" Explain how you stupidly fell into the trap of the Soul Envoy? Explain that you went in and couldn't come out? Or explain how you're out of luck right now? "The boss said a series of questions, but they were actually the answers.
"Boss, you said it was a trap for the Soul Emissary?" I was surprised.
"When you were in Hubei last time, the Soul Detention Envoy had already discovered you, and Wang Yong had already registered below, but he was stopped by you, to put it bluntly, the Soul Detention Envoy was the lowest worker, and he was scolded from above, what did he feel about downgrading?" The boss said very easily, and picked himself cleanly.
"No, I'm not wrong with Niu Fat, but I still have you." I looked at the boss.
The boss snorted coldly, "You kid will pull others down even if you go into the water, you overestimate the soul envoys, the world you create is so rough, you can't tell how many souls will run away from them in the future." ”
What I heard in the mouth of the cute girl is not like this, how much ability does the boss have to say so disregard to the civil servants below.
"Boss, how do I get to the parallel world?" I asked.
"Soul Holders are the best at exploiting the weaknesses of the human heart to create a world that you want in your heart. In fact, this is against the order of yin and yang, there are only desires, good, bad, normal, abnormal. It's their little dark house. The smile on the boss's face was evident when he said this.
Seeing that the boss kept talking about the parallel world, and didn't answer my words, I interrupted the boss, "Boss, then how did I get in." ”
"Who made you unlucky, do you remember your two customers who changed faces?" The Boss asked me.
I nodded, "Remember, isn't it handed over to serious?" ”
"Well, you don't suspect that they are alone?" The boss blurted out a sentence that stunned me.
"One? Alone? Soul Arrester? I asked rhetorically.
The boss nodded, "Mess with them, you're unlucky." ”
I looked at the boss and my heart suddenly became nervous. "Boss, they're not going to arrest me."
The boss shook his head with a slight smile, "No, they don't dare to make trouble, after all, the two worlds of yin and yang are not the same co-master, at most they will scare and scare you, and let you be unlucky." ”
"Are you sure there won't be any deaths?" I have to make sure again, after all, I'm not human.
"Don't worry, no, but you're going to have a series of bad luck." The Boss said.
"I'm unlucky, why would Serious Wagyu Fat avoid me?" I asked.
The boss looked at me, "It's not just the two of them, even I have to avoid you, you're a stinking shit now, whoever sticks to you will be unlucky." ”
I looked at the boss with disdain, "How long will that take?" I asked.
"For at least a week, the Soul Bringer is the only class below that can appear during the day, and the biggest feature is that it is impatient and cautious. You just wait for bad luck. I heard a gloating tone in the boss's tone.
I always felt that the boss had dug me another hole, "Boss, you're okay, it's not scientific." ”
At this time, the phone on the boss's desk rang, and the boss listened to what he said, hung up the phone, and looked at me, "When I found out, you were the only one who entered the ~ parallel world, and they were not a big deal if they were serious, Niu Pang didn't fall asleep at the time." So they're fine. You'd better go, my air here stinks, gritting your teeth and the past few days have passed. "I seem to remember something." By the way, the matter of the bar counter also has something to do with you, deducting 5,000 yuan. ”
"Five thousand? Boss, aren't you slandering? I said dissatisfied.
The Boss began to tidy up the things on the desk, "Are you okay?" It's okay, I'm going out. ”
I watched the boss pack up my things, and I wasn't the master of the upper and lower levels, and I was kicked out by the boss.
I went downstairs and went to see my sister who was stabbed, a one-centimeter cut, but in the plastic surgery hospital, it is impossible to leave a scar.
I don't want to be slandered anymore, when I returned to the office, Niu Pang immediately became alert, "Ma Dong, I'm back, it's all clear." ”
I glanced at Niu Fat, walked to my office position, and wanted to find Liu Qing's whereabouts, the dream was real, and the Liu Qing who let me back was also real, and I felt that the hands in the door were the hands of the boss.
I sat on the chair and pressed the boot button of the host, and Niu Fat glanced at me from time to time, wanting to speak and stopping.
"Niu Fat, have you downloaded the blockbuster?" I break the ice.
Niu Fat shook his head, "No, I'm worried about the computer, the boss said, as long as we contact you, we can choke on drinking water, and I can bite my tongue when I eat potato chips." ”
When I heard this, I was angry, "I'll rub, did Lao Tzu do too many bad things in his last life?" ”
Niu Pang didn't speak again, just stared at my computer screen, which kept spinning in circles, and it just didn't turn on. I touch people, people are unlucky, this computer is a machine, isn't it so miserable, the computer can also crash? There is a set of pictures on the Internet that prompt the sentence, 'Hello, it took one year and six months for your computer to turn on. I'm fucking touched right now.
I became unlucky, we have a total of three offices here, I go out, they see me and hide, but a few family members of patients greet me, all of them have experienced varying degrees of bad luck.
I go to the internal toilet in the hospital, and I can do without paper when it matters. I can eat my hair out of my meal, I can wake up from nightmares when I sleep, I want to find a book to pass the time, the book is blurred by the water, and even a word can knock my teeth out and tremble. In the end, I didn't do anything at all, I looked at the ceiling with my eyes open, and five minutes later, the lights in the room were broken.
I'm really unlucky, it's all small things, big things haven't been touched, and these things add up to be a prank at best.
After two days, Niu Fat's fear of me has also relaxed, and I will touch Niu Pang when I have nothing to do, which is a relief from boredom.
On the third day, I had already adapted to such bad luck, and began to go downstairs to eat, and I had not seen the sun for three days, and I saw that the sun was all kissed.
Niu Pang in order to eat new dishes, borrowed the wind of the electric car, carried me towards the Great North March, I thought that my bad luck passed, very unfortunate electric car tires, finally repaired the car, we planned to eat, the restaurant was full, we waited for half an hour to have a seat.
We went at six in the morning and finished at nine. This should be the end of the page, no one expected that a bigger accident was to come.
Niu Pang didn't let me go back with him all the way, saying that he was afraid that he would have a car accident, so he sent me to the subway entrance and let me take the subway back.
I took the subway back, and there was no bad luck on the way, and I was glad that I came back safely, but I was stopped by an aunt as soon as I got out of the subway.
When my aunt came up, she grabbed my clothes, no matter how big or twenty-one she beat me, and I couldn't fight back as a young man, so I would hide, which Cheng thought that this aunt's hand was strong, and I couldn't resist him.
Seeing more and more excitement, the subway entrance was surrounded by water, thanks to a young man who stepped forward to stop the aunt's behavior.
My aunt stopped beating me and started to sit on the ground and cry, and I was beaten up without knowing anything.
"Young man, are you the son of this eldest sister?" An old man asked me.
I replied angrily, "How do I know this aunt, I was beaten by my aunt as soon as I came out." The more I talked, the more angry I became, and I unceremoniously shook off my aunt's hand, and my back hurt from being beaten.
My aunt grabbed me. "Call the police, he is a thief, and my life-saving money was stolen by him."
I opened my eyes and looked at my aunt, "Auntie, you can't talk nonsense, I work in this area, you can't slander my reputation." ”
The aunt pulled her clothes, and there was a knife cut on the clothes, "Look at it, the hole on my clothes was cut by him, I was afraid that I would lose it and sew it up with thread, how do you know that the thief is so conscienceless, and I also steal it from an old lady." "That's called a pitiful.
"Auntie, then you can't see me and call me a thief." I am a consultant, reputation is the most important, as the saying goes, bad things spread thousands of miles, and good things don't go out. It's not far from the company, what is my reputation.
My aunt pointed to my jacket pocket, "Someone told me that the clothes you are wearing are the same as the ones you are wearing, and you have a fruit knife in your pocket." Auntie said eloquently.
I sighed and put my hand in my pocket, "Auntie, you see I don't have anything in my pocket." "I turned my pocket out, and a piece of paper fell out of my pocket, wrapped in paper.
A young man came up and picked up what I had dropped from the ground, and when he opened it, I couldn't tell if I had a mouth, and there was a blade wrapped in the piece of paper, which was the blade used in the original razor.
As soon as the young man flashed his blade in front of everyone, several young men immediately pinned me to the ground, afraid that I would run away.
At this time, I saw Niu Pang riding an electric car passing by the subway entrance, and I immediately shouted Niu Fat, the voice was noisy, and the sound could not be transmitted.
Niu Pang stopped the electric car, glanced at me twice, and asked the uncles around him what was going on, and squeezed through the crowd to look at me. I was about to cry out for cow fat, but I didn't know what covered my head.
All I know is that not long after, I got into a car, and when I arrived at my destination, I could see the furnishings around me, and as I expected, it was the Public Security Bureau.
I said whatever the police asked me, but the balance in the policeman's heart had tilted to my aunt's side and decided that I was a thief.
It wasn't until an hour later that I saw Niu Pang and Serious at the police station, and I knew that they were here to fish me out, and I was mixed up to the point where Niu Pang was fished out of the police station.
After noon, I met a familiar policeman, Officer Wu, who was investigating Guo Dabao's case.
I explained it to him, and Officer Wu believed me a little. In the afternoon, the surveillance video in the subway was sent, and I entered a room with my aunt, who kept trying to beat me, but fortunately I was pulled by the police.
When we entered the house, Officer Wu played the surveillance video in the subway, and from the time I got on the subway, I stared closely at the surveillance footage, waiting for him to give me a clean slate.
Halfway through the subway my aunt got on the subway, I stood on my aunt's left, holding my mobile phone all the time, smirking from time to time, like a fool. A young man dressed the same as me, seemingly casually stood on the right side of the aunt, walked a stop, and chatted with the aunt.
"This guy asked me where I got off." The aunt remembered this person and said immediately.
I was too lazy to take care of the aunt, and continued to watch the surveillance screen, the subway went two stops, the young man looked around, close to the city center, there were many people, and the subway seemed crowded, the young man took the opportunity to take out the blade, cut a hole in the aunt's pocket, took out a plastic bag, and put it in the pocket.
After the young man succeeded, he made a phone call and squeezed in the direction of the subway door, and it happened that I was by the door, and the subway had not yet arrived, and the young man stood beside me for a while, and I suddenly turned my head to look at him, and the young man was on the phone and ignored me.
"I thought I was squeezed, and who knew he had a blade in my pocket." I was speechless.
When my aunt saw this scene, she sat on the ground and cried, I was angry, and I didn't pay attention to him, and turned to look at Officer Wu, "Can I go?" ”
Officer Wu shook his head, took out a plastic bag from the drawer, and when he opened the plastic bag, it was a wad of money, "How do you prove where the money in my right pocket came from?" ”
I stared at the wad of money on the table in disbelief. "Are you sure this money is in my pocket?"
Officer Wu continued, "The money on this has the fingerprints of the aunt, and the amount of money is exactly the same as the aunt said, how do you explain it?" ”