Chapter Twenty-Six: Bad Luck
When I opened my eyes again, I saw a fat face, no doubt the face of Niu Fat, who could satisfy his hunger when he saw it.
I looked around, and there was our office all around, and everything was fine.
"Niu Fat, are you still alive?" I stared at Niu Fat's face and asked stupidly.
Niu Pang unceremoniously shook his hand and gave me a brain meltdown, "You slept beautifully this time, you have slept until the next century." ”
I rubbed my sore head, "I've been asleep until the last century." ”
"Niu Fat, nothing happened to me? For example, I can't wake up all the time? "My soul has gone to a parallel world, and my body must still be here.
Niu Fat turned around and waved his hand, "If you fucking go to sleep again, you'll be about to get off work." ”
I took out my phone, Nokia's small brick was replaced with a smart touch screen, the time on it was half past seven, and there was still half an hour to go to work, is it really a dream? The seven days I spent in the world of balance were actually a day of dreams that I had while sleeping?
Niu Fat walked up to me and patted me on the shoulder very generously, "Boy, the boss said it's okay, you'd better not go out." ”
"Why?" I looked puzzled.
"I don't know, just be a reminder, otherwise you go out and try and see if anything happens, such as a car accident or being hit." Cow Fat Hippie smiled and joked.
"Doesn't that mean anything?" I touched my heart and it was beating normally.
I stood up, stretched, and walked to the front of the bookcase, wanting to see the contract I had signed with Tinker Bell.
As soon as I opened the door of the bookcase, Niu Pang said, "This case has been handed over to serious them, and we will each get 10,000 yuan, which is considered an errand fee." ”
I tilted my head and looked at Niu Fat, not like I was lying, "What the hell can you still put the case away to others?" ”
Niu Fat shrugged his shoulders and flattened his hands, "I don't want to touch things that I am not sure of, and I will make a fuss when the time comes." ”
I didn't dwell on this matter, I walked to the computer, I remember that Liu Qing in the dream said about Maoerzhuang, I plan to use Baidu to look up information about Maoerzhuang, no matter how you search, it is Taierzhuang, either it is nonsense in the dream, or the village at that time has now changed its name.
I saw that it was not early, there was still half an hour, and Niu Fat said hello, went to the toilet, when I came out of the toilet, I saw the children outside with snowflakes in the snowball fight, my heart moved, even if I don't play to feel it.
I took the elevator downstairs, and at the entrance of the hall on the first floor, in order to avoid falling when people passed, thick corrugated paper was covered, but the flow of people was large, and it was already wet.
I put my hands in my pockets, I thought I was very stylish towards the door, just as I was about to walk out of the door, my feet slipped, the whole person fell back, and fell hard, and at the same time I fell, a woman in high heels behind me was implicated by me and fell down, but fortunately I was held by a man behind him and survived.
I'm embarrassed, but I'm not a big deal with this fall, and I can't hold the face on my face a little.
I stood up and hurriedly apologized to the beautiful woman I was implicated, but fortunately the beauty was generous and didn't entangle me.
I cautiously walked out the hall door, it was still snowing outside, and I reached out to catch a snowflake that was falling downward, crushing into water and dripping down my fingertips.
"Uncle catches the ball."
When I heard the reputation, a child of a few years old threw a snowball at me, Lao Tzu was also an athlete in the school back then, can this pediatric thing be difficult for me?
Seeing that the ball was close to me, I quickly stretched out a hand and followed the direction of the snowball's inertia, and pulled it backhand to catch the snowball.
"Uncle is so handsome, throw it over and throw it over." When the child saw me catch the snowball, he hurriedly shouted.
I threw the snowball very casually, who would have thought, just in time to catch a tightly covered man coming out of the doorway, and the snowball happened to hit the man's face, fortunately there was a hat in the way.
Seeing this, the child ran to the man and pointed at me, "This uncle threw it." With that, he ran away.
I looked embarrassed, walked up to the man, and stiffened, "Sorry sir, I didn't see you come out, I'm really embarrassed." "I apologize repeatedly,
"You're saying it's not time for me to come out?" The man's voice was so familiar.
"No, no, my fault."
The man pulled off the hat that held his head, and a serious face appeared in front of me, "Ma Dong, didn't you tell you to stay in the hospital?" ”
"Serious? I went, scared the hell out of me, I thought I was going to the hospital for a check-up. "I patted my heart with one hand and the snow off my serious hat with the other.
Today I seem to be very unlucky, my hand just touched Serious, Serious sneezed, the garbage bag in Serious's hand couldn't bear the weight inside, the soup noodles flowed out of it, and sprinkled Serious's trouser legs.
Serious immediately stayed away from me, "Ma Dong, listen to me, don't go out if you have nothing to do now, and it's best not to go out this week." Seriously walked to the trash can and threw the garbage with only paper bowls left in his hand into the trash can, and a large oil stain appeared on his white pants.
"Seriously, I'll send your pants to the dry cleaners." I said guiltily.
Waved his hand solemnly, "No, discuss something." ”
"You say, it's all colleagues who have something to discuss or not." I said very generously.
He looked at me seriously, "I'll go upstairs now, don't get on an elevator with me." Without waiting for my answer, he walked into the office building.
I frowned, what's going on today? Not to mention a series of bad luck, even the seriousness that I thought was steady in doing things turned away from me in a panic. I patted my face, it wasn't a dream.
I walked into the office building suspiciously, got on the elevator, and everything went smoothly without any bad luck.
When I entered the office door, Niu Fat was in the office with Erlang's legs crossed, eating potato chips beautifully, and when he saw me coming in, he hurriedly put down the potato chips and put them in his own private box.
Niu Pang is not a stingy person, even Niu Pang is a little abnormal today, "Niu Fat, what are you doing?" ”
Niu Pang turned the laptop screen to me, "Our hospital has a website, our own website, the boss will give me the content of the plate, and there is a tip." ”
I looked at the top plate, all of them are regular plastic surgery expert avatars, I want to take Niu Fat's computer and go down to see if there are any photos of us.
But before I touched Niu Pang's computer, Niu Pang immediately stretched out a hand and moved the computer back to his position. "Ma Dong, go to bed when you're fine, give you a week's vacation, and I'll have me in the office."
I rubbed it, why did the cow look at me as a plague god, "Niu fat, why do you dislike me?" ”
Niu Hehe, "Who dislikes you and lets you take a vacation, and the boss is unwilling." ”
I didn't tell me when I saw Niu Pang, I stared at Niu Pang's computer and smiled proudly. "Niu Fat, if you don't tell me, I'll play with your computer while you're asleep."
Niu Pang listened to my words, immediately closed the computer, hugged the computer, and the expression on his face was twisted into a hemp rope, "Ma Dong, don't ask, anyway, you will be unlucky for the past seven days, and everyone who comes into contact with you will be unlucky, if you have a little conscience, it's best to ignore us and let us spend it in peace." ”
"Why am I unlucky?" I asked quizzably.
"You go ask the boss, I can't explain it anyway." Niu Fat cautiously stayed away from me.
I saw that Niu Fat was so afraid of me, so I deliberately stood up and wanted to pounce on him, "Little Niu Niu, Mo Mo Da." ”
I really didn't expect this move, it was more powerful than the atomic ~ bomb, Niu Fat immediately rushed out of the office with the computer.
I rub, as for it?
I'm going to ask the boss about it, and I always feel that what happened to me in my dreams wasn't accidental.
I walked into the hallway, winter is the off-season for plastic surgery, the hospital is deserted, and the formal plastic surgery technology is really not good, to put it bluntly, it is to cover us cosmetic surgeons who work in secret. If there were no cosmetic surgery media, the hospital would have closed down long ago by pointing to these formal cosmetic specialists.
Our office is in the easternmost corner, an inconspicuous corner, and no one knows that the east side is an office without being reminded. The office of a formal plastic surgeon is in the westernmost corner, and the bar in the middle is very cleverly separated from us.
If we want to go up to the fifteenth floor, we have to pass by the formal plastic surgery office, when I pass by the bar, the two little sisters at the bar are standing in the bar and chatting, I look at the two people who look about the same, pointed chins, melon seed faces, at a glance I know that it is a whole out.
I walked over to the bar and put one hand on the bar, "The boss is out of the office right now." ”
Because they are very familiar with each other, a younger sister joked, "Yo he, just go to work and report above?" Is there an adulterous affair? ”
Another slightly older sister was very dissatisfied when she heard this, "What I said, if you like Yan Consulting, you can't slander the position of the boss in our minds." ”
I had countless black lines on my forehead, "I asked if your boss was upstairs, where did you go?" ”
My sister took out a glass and handed it to me, "I'll tell you if you help me get a cup of hot water." ”
Speechlessly, I walked to the reception area with a cup and took a cup of hot water and handed it to my sister.
"The boss just came back and should be in the office, there is no surgery for him today." My sister said with hot water in her hand.
I had just taken a few steps when I screamed at the bar behind me, and I looked back to see my sister, who had just handed me water, clutching her chest and crying.
I immediately ran up to me and said, "What's wrong?" "I saw scarlet blood coming from my sister's fingers.
"She was drinking water with a water cup just now, and the water cup suddenly shattered, and she plunged into it, calling a doctor." My sister yelled.
I was just about to look for Serious, but after thinking that he was not a regular doctor, I ran to the regular doctor's office in the west and called a female plastic surgeon.
I'm also embarrassed to stay any longer, after all, it's privacy~ part, I found an excuse to leave, and went directly to the fifteenth floor, an operating room on the fifteenth floor was lit, and there were family members guarding the door.
I walked up to the boss's office door and knocked twice.
"The door is unlocked, come in." The boss's voice came from inside.
I entered the door and sat directly across from the boss, "Boss, what's wrong with me today?" I have my share in all the bad things. ”
The boss snorted coldly, "If you know, don't make trouble." ”
I was instantly messy, "Boss, don't you explain?" ”