I said what do you want to do, and Mr. Wu said, "I don't know, isn't this here to ask you?" "Mr. Wu is weak. I thought to myself, it is too expensive to do things, and it is unlikely that he will ask for a Buddhist card, after all, he already has an evil charm at home. I don't think there's any hope for this business, and I don't want to waste any more time on him, so I say that you can just watch and observe. Anyway, you have that talisman to ward off evil spirits, and you think it's okay to wear it every day.

My original intention was to advise him to remember to wear it every day during the day or when he went out of the car, but Mr. Wu misunderstood, saying that he would not take it off in the future regardless of whether he would take a bath or sleep or when he wouldn't forget it, and asked me if the talisman would get into the water.

The rune tube was a glass tube, sealed with cork and wax, and a sterling silver hoop embedded on the outside, which was very waterproof. But I suddenly remembered one more thing, and told Mr. Wu that as long as you don't wear it and soak in the hot springs endlessly, you will definitely not seep water.

Mr. Wu was very happy: "That's good. Tomorrow I will go to the gold shop and order a small metal tube and put it over the glass tube so that it will not be crushed. I'll be wearing it 24 hours a day! ”

Hanging up the phone, I thought to myself, Mr. Wu did this, if it was as I wished, he would have to come to me in the future. Because the vast majority of Thai amulets and offerings cannot have sex when worn on the body, unless there are some special things, such as balaji, sex talismans, sex talismans and madura, etc., which are related to male and female love, otherwise the amulet will lose its mana at light, and it will also make the yin spirit angry. It depends on whether Mr. Wu and his wife are harmonious, if the two of them have long lost their passion and don't do that kind of thing for a month or two, it will be difficult to say.

As it turned out, Mr. Wu and his wife had been at least twice a week because the time he called me again to complain was five or six days later.

He said: "I don't know why, two nights ago, I dreamed that my wife and I were naked on a big rock in the woods, and there was a big tiger next to me, and I rushed up and scratched my face with its big paws, I woke up in pain, and when I looked in the mirror, there were really scratches on my face!" I asked my wife if you scratched me in a dream in the middle of the night, and she still didn't admit it. ”

I've been in this kind of thing before. The tour guide who often went to Thailand before was, in the middle of the night, he was scratched by a female ghost in a dream, and there were really traces after waking up, Mr. Wu's was obviously a similar incident.

I pretended to pat my thigh: "Oops. Did you have sex with your sister-in-law that night? Mr. Wu asked suspiciously, how do you know. I told him that he couldn't do that with a woman when he was wearing a Thai amulet, otherwise the amulet would be invalid, and wearing it again would not only have no effect, but might also be counterproductive.

"What?" Mr. Wu was very angry, "Why don't you tell me about such a big thing?" "I had already prepared for him to take out the paper with the mantra printed on it that had been wrapped with the amulet. Mr. Wu found the paper. When asked what he meant, I asked him to recite the following paragraphs of the mantra.

Mr. Wu read while reading: "Precautions...... Thai amulets are sacred and should not be placed in dirty places, such as toilets or near dirty objects, not placed on the soles of the feet, and should not be worn when having sex with the opposite sex or masturbating...... W-When was this printed? Why didn't I see it? ”

I smiled and said that it wasn't magic, could you still conjure up words by yourself, but you didn't take it to heart after reading it. Mr. Wu said, "Then why don't you remind me?" ”

"Brother Wu. The reason why I printed that piece of paper for you is because I am afraid that you will forget. The reminder is only verbal, how can it be kept for a long time in black and white? Isn't there such a saying, a good brain is not as good as a bad pen, and what is written down on paper really serves as a reminder. I replied.

This made Mr. Wu completely speechless, and I heard the sound of "," from the earpiece, and there seemed to be the movement of pounding something with his fist, probably smashing the table. I pretended to be sorry and said: "This is also a helpless thing, only to ask for another Buddha card, if you can, I will give you a 20% discount, who let us be fellow countrymen, and old customers." ”

Mr. Wu said angrily, "Let's think about it." After that, he hung up the phone. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. If you want to talk about funeral pit customers, you are definitely an expert, and if you want to use Buddhist cards to theoretically rectify people, I am an expert.

I texted Lao Xie and told me about Mr. Wu, asking if the tiger's eyebrows would be effective. Lao Xie replied: "Are all the unruly customers in China looking for you?" Since they all had corresponding dreams, it means that the rune is basically useless, and it is best not to wear it again. Otherwise, it will be counterproductive. ”

At that time, mobile phones didn't have a screenshot function, so I found a digital camera, took pictures of my phone screen, and then sent the photos to my phone. Send an MMS message to Mr. Wu to convince him.

After a while, Mr. Wu texted back: "This thing will become a waste in the future?" "I replied correctly, send it back to me. I'm looking for a mage in Thailand to help you deal with it, or you can find a piece of red cloth wrapped in it, dig a deep pit in the middle of nowhere, and bury it yourself.

When Mr. Wu contacted me again, I was taking a nap in my bedroom. And Mr. Wu brought me a refreshing news that made me no longer sleepy.

According to his account, the night before yesterday, Mr. Wu went out of the car late at night to pull the deceased, and there was no family escort on the way back, and he fell asleep while driving on the road. Before he could fully wake up, the car crashed into the butt of a taxi waiting for the signal in front. There was a man and a woman sitting in the taxi, who were kissing deeply, and were hit by Mr. Wu's funeral car and knocked their teeth loose several times. The two of them did not give up, and they had to ask Mr. Wu to pay 100,000 yuan.

"It's really everything...... "I'm almost speechless," "your tiger eyebrows and bones of the talisman have been buried, right?" ”

Mr. Wu coughed a few times: "I spent so much money to buy it, let me bury it directly in the ground?" That's a waste! ”

I said, "You haven't buried it yet?" That thing doesn't work now, and wearing it is counterproductive. "Mr. Wu was still in a hurry, saying what to do, spend money to buy something that is ineffective and counterproductive, I thought to myself that you did it yourself, who can blame it, or that sentence, let him ask for a Buddha card again, or ask a mage from Thailand to exorcise evil spirits.

"Even if I get another amulet, I have to wear it all day long, at least when I get out of the car, and I have to pay attention to this and that when I am at home. Who can guarantee that they will not forget next time? Mr. Wu asked. I said yes, either you can find a way to change the car yourself, or you will work in another industry.

Mr. Wu snorted: "If I don't do this industry, should I be a security guard?" I don't think it's good to do this now, others do business to make living people's money, including your Tian boss, but I make dead people's money, which is much better than the money of the living! "I thought to myself, you're wrong. First, the money I make is basically related to the dead, and second, don't look at you as black-hearted, it doesn't necessarily mean that my income is high.

But of course I didn't have the heart to argue with him about this, so let myself think about it.

After ten days, Mr. Wu sent me a text message asking about the exorcism, and I said that the minimum was 30,000 yuan, and I promised to find the source of the accident in you or your car, and if it didn't work out, I would only charge 10,000 yuan. Mr. Wu didn't reply, probably in his inner struggle, I seemed to be able to see his painful face, which was relieved.

In China, there are scammers in all walks of life, and there are many profiteering industries, and the common people have gone from hatred to numbness. But every time I encounter them, I still get angry, but there seems to be no way to rectify them. Mr. Wu represents a typical profiteering industry, which is non-profit in foreign countries, but the most profitable in China.

Perhaps everyone's speculation is that Mr. Wu, in order to continue Bo's profession of making money faster than robbing money, finally paid me to invite Dengkang, Hongban or any master from Thailand to come to Shenyang to exorcise evil spirits, and after helping him do things, I also collected the money. Actually, I thought so too, but unfortunately the world is unpredictable, and since then, I have never seen Mr. Wu again.

And what I didn't expect the most was that Mr. Wu actually left the funeral home.