Chapter 592: Spiritual Charm
But when I thought of Mr. Wu's guy, I didn't get angry, and suddenly an idea popped into my head, which was really a flash of inspiration. Because I saw that Mr. Qi's posture on the phone had changed from holding the telephone pole with one hand to standing, and he had also taken a few steps in the direction of the car, it seemed that the call had come to an end, and he might hang up at any time.
I hurriedly took out my mobile phone and leaned out while dialing Mr. Wu's. Open the driver's door wider. The call came through, and I tilted my head, closed my eyes, and pretended to close my eyes while talking on the phone.
"Boss Tian, what's the matter?" Mr. Wu said.
I half-opened my eyelids and saw that Mr. Qi had put his phone in his pocket and was walking towards the left cab of the car. I said, "Brother Wu, I'm sitting in Brother Qi's 96144 car in the funeral home, and his symptoms are the same as yours." It was also when I picked up the dead in the middle of the night by myself. ”
Mr. Wu smiled: "Didn't I tell you, hey, you are in his car, what about Lao Qi?" He suddenly became alert. I told him that it didn't matter, Brother Qi was talking on the phone at the intersection outside the car, and the other party seemed to be a woman, and it was not his wife, and he was talking about going on a date tonight, and the woman wanted him to go, but Brother Qi couldn't leave, and the woman seemed to be very angry.
"Hahaha, Lao Qi is a powerful person, the red flag at home does not fall, the colorful flags are fluttering outside, there are two or three iron I know alone, and he looks quite beautiful, the most important thing is that his wife doesn't know yet, right?" Mr. Wu seemed to be very envious and said.
When I said these words, I had already swept Mr. Qi to the car door, and I hurriedly said: "Anyway, I chatted with him for a while, and he was also very distressed, people are different from you, he is a regular employee of the funeral home, right?" Mr. Wu said yes.
I said: "Yes, so his income must not be as much as yours, just now I said that the Buddha card will cost three or five thousand, Brother Qi also showed me the salary slip, the salary he received yesterday, more than two thousand, if I didn't see it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it!" ”
Mr. Wu smiled: "He is still a regular employee of the Civil Affairs Bureau, there are gains and losses, and I envy him." ”
"Originally, you drove this car, although I haven't found the reason for the ghost in the car, but there must be a ghost in the car. You changed the car through a relationship, and now it is Brother Qi who drives this car, then you are indirectly putting the blame on him. I said.
As I spoke, I only had a thin slit in my eyes, and I vaguely saw Mr. Qi hiding next to the car door, quietly eavesdropping on me. My heart was secretly happy. That's what I wanted. But I'm also a little worried, if Mr. Qi is a straight person and has to question me on the spot, then I will find trouble for myself. If you don't answer, you can't do it, and if you answer, it is equivalent to telling Mr. Wu about it directly. Mr. Wu had to settle accounts with me.
Mr. Wu snorted on the phone: "Then it's none of my business, if he is unlucky, who let the car be assigned to him by the hall leader, it can only be said that he has this fate." By the way, if you make a business, don't forget to invite me to dinner, I love seafood buffets. ”
I smiled bitterly: "That's right, the trouble in this car was not caused by you, maybe the previous driver also encountered it, and then deliberately dumped it at you." "Mr. Wu is right. You are a person who understands, and I love to talk to people who understand.
Hanging up, I deliberately pulled my head back slowly, my eyes still closed. When I slowly opened it again, sure enough, I saw Mr. Qi, who was hiding in the back of the car, and at this time, I don't know when he came from the front of the car again, pretending to be quite similar. After getting into the car, Mr. Qi said embarrassedly: "Let you see the smile, women are so troublesome." ”
"It doesn't matter. Let's move on to your business. In fact, I have encountered a lot of this kind of thing before," I said, "I have seen all kinds of murderous houses, murderous cars, murderous construction sites and even murderous occupations, if you want to find out the reason, I am afraid it is not so easy, you can only ask for Buddhist cards, about three or five thousand will have an effect——"
Mr. Qi interrupted me: "I'm really sorry, Brother Tian, didn't my wife keep calling me just now, saying that she wasn't feeling well, and asked me to take her to the hospital." I have to go back first, shall we make an appointment another day? ”
I laughed secretly in my heart, thinking that although Mr. Qi was straight, he was not too stupid, so I pretended to be regretful and unhappy and said okay. Then I'll talk about it later. Luckily, the parking lot is close to my house, and I didn't say much, otherwise it would have seemed too fake.
Saying goodbye to Mr. Qi, and going home and lying on the bed, I was guessing what Mr. Qi would do with this. First of all, it is certain to change the car, but what excuse he used to change it, I don't know. And which unlucky guy this car was changed to, I don't know. At the same time, I was wondering how the Philippine ghost king's charm came from. Could it be that someone is deliberately playing tricks, but what is the purpose?
A few days later, I had already returned to Thailand and had been in Pattaya for a few days. To be honest, the more I go to Thailand, the more I like it here, and I am very satisfied with the price, air and living habits. There is just one point, the climate of the Northeast is dry, and some northerners will give birth to various diseases when they go to the south or Southeast Asia, such as bad joints, dampness and edema of the spleen. Me too, when I was in Thailand, I had to drink more wet soup, otherwise my tongue would be fat.
That day, Fang Gang and I were singing in a bar. This guy especially likes to sing in bars instead of being in KTV, and it seems that he has great satisfaction when the customers at the bar listen to him. Although his singing is not difficult to listen to, nor is it out of tune, it is also karaoke level. But looking at his intoxicated appearance, you may think that you sing better than Rowan.
Sitting in my seat, drinking beer and eating fresh and delicious fried shrimp tempura, my phone rang, and when I looked at the screen, the words "Shenyang-Mr. Liang-Funeral Car" were displayed. I thought he could find me something.
I walked quickly to the bathroom of the bar. This place is the quietest in the whole bar. "Boss Tian, why are you so careless?" Mr. Wu came up and asked, listening to his voice, he seemed a little helpless. I pretended to be confused and asked what was wrong.
Mr. Wu was very angry: "What's the matter, what do you say is going on?" That day, you were sitting in Lao Qi's car and called me, and I asked you where Lao Qi was, and you said that he was talking outside the car, and it was okay to stay away. But how did he let him hear it all? ”
I was surprised and said, "No way, the place where he made the phone was more than ten meters away from the car, and the door was still closed, so he couldn't hear it!" ”
Mr. Wu said: "Anyway, he heard it, and went to the leader of the museum to comment, saying that the newly assigned car was haunted, no wonder others didn't want to drive it." The leader didn't believe it, Lao Qi took out his mobile phone, and there was a recording of you calling me in it. The leader of the museum found me and asked me if there was such a thing, of course I didn't admit it, but this leader was very annoying, saying that we were a personal contractor, which always made the family of the deceased dissatisfied, and now you have done this kind of thing, and finally changed the car back for me! ”
I almost laughed out loud when I heard this, but I never expected this to be the result. I couldn't help but laugh and pretended to be angry and said, "What the is this broken leader!" What's wrong with the individual contractor, doesn't the money earned also have to be given to the museum as a commission, and he is embarrassed to say you! ”
This was said to Mr. Wu's heart, and he immediately said, "That's right." You say that these people have a lot of losses, and when you collect money, you don't say hello, and when something happens, you push it on outsiders. ”
I asked: "It stands to reason that an individual contractor like you must bring much higher profits to the museum than the employees, and he should talk to you, not Brother Qi." ”
Mr. Wu said dejectedly: "You don't know, when I changed the car a month ago, I was looking for the deputy curator, and a few days after the car was changed, the deputy curator was replaced, and the new leader had quarreled with me before, and I also scolded him." Now that Brother Qi is making such a fuss, the deputy curator immediately changed the car back for me. I just want to take the opportunity to fix me and give me a horse, damn! ”
I smiled and asked, "So what are you going to do?" Let's do an exorcism practice, it's only a matter of tens of thousands of dollars. ”
"What? Tens of thousands of dollars? Mom, how long do I have to earn it! Mr. Wu screamed as if he was burned.