As Old Man Hu's apprentice, my bowels were green on the first day. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info was already going to class, and he was trained hard, which was simply inhuman torture! First he was practicing flexibility, then stamina, and he had to be pulled by him to know all kinds of locks during his rest time.

The first three days were almost carried to the hospital, but it wasn't that there was such a thing as going to class, no matter what the reason, I had to go crawling, and I continued to go to school with pain in my joints, God knows how much I wanted to bypass the fork in the road at Old Man Hu's house every day after school.

"Pour me a glass of water." As soon as I got home, I lay on the couch and didn't want to move at all. If it is usual, where is willing to toss Zen them.

"It's so hard, why do you have to study? Brain-dead. "Every day I go home in pain, and I have to carry two green guys to scold my brain.

"Promise other people's things, go to the soup and do it." I replied. Fortunately, after three farm incidents, Lin Dekun rarely comes to me again, or only occasionally eats together.

"Beat me on the back, my bones are going to fall apart." After a week, I gradually got used to this kind of intense training. Climbing the twentieth floor and jumping more than a meter high has become a piece of cake.

With a bad mood, I practiced holding other people's wallets, just practicing, I was already full of guilt in my heart, and then Old Man Hu actually asked me to go to the street to practice!

Follow a wallet, but also pay attention to looking, smelling, asking, and cutting! Hope: Which is the easiest to get and which is not very vigilant; Smell: These people who are easy to get their hands on have money in their pockets, judging by their conversations with the people around them, their clothing, and their clothing; Q: It's not that I went up and asked him to hand over his wallet, and if he would have entered the police station, but to get close to the target, to be tempted; Cut: That's it!

It is also required that the whole process should have no different colors, the golden cicada sheds its shell, is killed and does not recognize, and it is invisible. To put it lightly, the first time I was taken to a crowded bus stop, I just knew to look at the people around me and giggle. How do I know which of them is rich? And it's not written on the face, and the rich will still come to take the bus?

"That. Old man Hu pointed to a man next to him, this man was dressed in general, half tall and half fat, he didn't look like a rich man!

"Don't you look like rich? I whispered back, in fact, I wanted to grind and grind, and I couldn't find the right prey and turned around and went home.

God knows what I'm doing right now? The family is not poor, and there are parents, grandparents, cousins, sisters, and sisters, why am I standing here doing such a thing? Once known to my family, I will not have to go through their judgments, verbal and physical education and criticism, and go through all kinds of hardships to ensure that I survive! Oh my God, it's just in the middle of that thought! If Xiaoyi knew that I was doing this kind of thing, I don't know what she would say about me and what she would think of me!

With the arrow on the bow, there is no turning back! Old man Hu said, "Hurry up, do it", and all my assumptions and fantasies were scattered.

I slowly approached the man and saw that his wallet was in his pants pocket, which was a provocation! Squeezed into the car with everyone, one of my hands had already touched his wallet! With such a pinch, it was really thick inside, and my heart was shamefully excited. Quickly decided, took the wallet and stood a little farther away from the man, looking at the phone casually, snickering that it was so simple.

When I got off at the next stop, I gave my wallet to Old Man Hu, and when I touched my pocket, the wallet was gone! Old man Hu watched me look around and didn't speak.

"I really got it! I've done my job! "Now the pockets are empty, and it's useless to say anything.

"Don't you know that the praying mantis catches the cicada and the yellow finch is behind? Just your vigilance, Bai Xue! “

"Yellow Sparrow?" After thinking about it, he reacted, "Master, this yellow finch is you, right?" “

"Go on!" His eyes were as sharp as a falcon's, and he looked at the passers-by.

"Master, how do you know that man is rich?" I asked.

"I saw that he had just thrown the receipt of his bank card in the trash." He replied, "Most intuitively, his wallet is more bulging!" “

"It turned out that I just got the money back." I nodded understandingly.

"And what are you looking at?" He asked in turn.

"I'm looking at who of them is high-end, and the jewelry they wear is priceless." I replied.

"There are so many fakes now, do you recognize them? Besides, rich people write it on their faces? Rich people bring a lot of cash to you every day? "His every word was aggressive, and I was speechless when asked.

"If I knew everything, would I still need to follow you?" I thought about it for a long time and made such an excuse.

I took a few weaker guards, I took it in front, and Old Man Hu stuffed them back in the back. There was a mistake in the middle, and a woman turned around, and her wallet was in my hand.

I obeyed the rule of death and smiled, saying, "Your wallet is off!" Then he handed it to her. She thanked me like the best person in the world.

It's late at night when I got home, and there was a big box at the door of my house, which read: Mo Jin collects.

It is not heavy to move, and when I open it, it turns out to be a pot of roses, the pot is made of rattan, and the three flower seedlings on it grow into a cluster of flowers are luxuriant, and a few flower bones and three bright yellow roses form a beautiful picture.

"I must raise a rose of my own!" Looking enviously at the roses of other people's houses blooming with the boss's flowers, I swore to Xiaoyi.

Then he just shook his head, "You're going to raise them to death." “

He knows me too well, and he takes care of a flower every time, and he doesn't know what is wrong, and he can always raise them to death. Maybe you shouldn't put them in the sun for a while, for fear that they will be exposed to the sun for a while and then put them back, or they should be watered immediately when they look a little dry. For unknown reasons, the flowers and plants in my hands always looked malnourished, and then died in a few months.

Why is there a pot of flowers here? Why my favorite color, my favorite rose? Take out the key to open the door and turn on the light as you normally would.

"Happy Birthday!" The squad leader and Xiaomei suddenly popped out! The whole house was decorated with ribbons and balloons, and it was full of festive atmosphere.

"How did you get in?" I looked at them in amazement.

"We got your spare key!" The squad leader took out a key and dangled it in front of me, which I pasted under the trash can at the door, because I had learned a few times of forgetting to bring the key, and was scolded by Xiaoyi very badly, I often put the spare key under the trash can.

"Come in, don't worry, we're waiting for you at the door, and we're just looking through things to find it." Bai Xiaomei pulled me into the room in shock, and then the squad leader came out of the kitchen with a large cake lit with a candle.

"Oh my God, how do you know it's my birthday, I'm so surprised!" I'm completely stunned!

"My classmates, I don't know whose birthday it is!" The squad leader patted his chest.

"Ahhh

"Thank you so much!" I forgot about myself, I didn't expect anyone to remember! When I took out my phone, I saw that my dad had called me six or seven times.

"Come and make a wish!" The squad leader turned off the lights, and the room was illuminated by candles placed everywhere, and the faint smell of burning candles mixed with the smell of cream in the room, and a string of colored lights lit up by the window.

I made a wish in my heart to the cake and the candle, "Xiaoyi, you must be happy this time!" “

Blowing out the candles, they asked me to cut the cake, and suddenly a piece of cake fell on my face, and Bai Xiaomei ran away hahahaha! A cake battle is about to erupt, and then there is the cream flying in the air all over the ground, and the three of them attack each other with cakes like crazy, and finally the house is left in a mess!