Chapter 0140: Controlling the Crane Prison
The mob on both sides of the creation and the starry sky is almost the rhythm of rebellion, "cute", "bully", "handsome", "sassy", ...... This kind of colorful gift with dynamic pictures rolls wildly on the screen, and the highest proportion of them is naturally "pit", with hundreds of "pits" brushed out every second on average. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
It's time for an anchor to stand up and help the audience for the welfare, according to convention, at this time, whoever removes the mosaic under pressure from above can receive a large wave of praise from [conscientious anchor].
This title of [Conscience Anchor], Fang Yan took it without a sound: "Second wish, let the picture out." ”
"Okay."
Erzhu lightly touched the main console on the side of the headset, and a virtual screen appeared in the air in front of him, as if holding a blackboard eraser, erasing all the mosaics from the audience's perspective in three or two clicks.
The audience couldn't wait to float to the edge of Caiyangding, and they probed inside, but they didn't see what they wanted to see the most:
[How is it a puddle of black water?] 】
[What are you doing, it's really boring]
[What about the amazing diao that said good? Eaten? 】
[I still want to compare whether Bibi is bigger than mine]
[Unexpectedly, after all, it has been soaked for thousands of years and has already melted]
……
Bang Bang! Bang Bang!
Suddenly, there was a crisp knock from the bottom corner of the ding, and some of the audience who were close were startled and almost plunged into the black water inside the ding.
"What sound?" Fang Yan took a step back alertly, and several people in the starry sky also strode back in shock.
"It's me."
Lord Wei's rough voice came from below, and I saw that he had squatted on the ground at some point, tapping on Cai Yangding's four feet. You must know that these feet are in the shape of a vivid giant penis/tool, and the male compatriots present, including the male fans in the live broadcast room, all felt unprecedented pain when they saw him knocking and pinching so hard, as if it was his little brother who was ravaged.
"What did you find?" Fang Yan couldn't help but ask when he saw that he was knocking more and more.
"It's hollow inside, and it feels like a pipe leading underground." Lord Wei nodded heavily, "However, there should be mechanisms in the pipes and the bottom of the tripod, and when certain conditions are met, the liquid in the tripod will flow evenly from the four feet to the ground." ”
"No wonder the 'liferoot water' inside is not deep." Erzhu nodded thoughtfully.
[What the hell is liferoot water? 】
[Bastard, you otaku don't just name someone]
[The water soaked in the root of life, where is this going? 】
……
"It seems that it is indeed picking yang to supplement yin."
Lin Yuanshan urged in the VIP channel: "Xiao Fang, a few of you go and see the stone man sitting over there to see if it looks a little similar." ”
"Oh, okay." Fang Yan led everyone around the mining Yangding and walked to the chess table due north.
It is said to be a chess table, but it is actually a stone platform, only half a meter high, and two handsome men sit cross-legged, sitting in a similar posture, with their hands on their knees, without any intention of touching the chessboard.
Lin Yuanshan didn't remind him, after he clicked, people found that these two stone figures seemed to look a little alike, although they were not like twins, but at least they were brothers and cousins, similar to each other like high nose bridges, sword eyebrows, big eyes, and thin lips.
"What kind of chess is this?" The insect master humbly asked.
The audience in the live broadcast room does not know this kind of chess by 99.999%.
The stone table is a 17x17 checkered chessboard with six pieces on each side.
In addition, there are five stone strips, which are round at both ends and flat in the middle, like flattened almonds, with one side flattened. The two sides are painted black on one side and white on the other, with calves painted on the black side and pheasants painted on the white side. Five stone bars are scattered around the corners of the board.
"Boss, do you recognize this?" Lin Fatzi chatted in his voice.
"It's not a array, it's just a very old entertainment prop, called a calamus."
Jin Ling'er interrupted.
"First servant?" Lin Fatzi only listened to the voice and didn't know which two words it was, and the word "first servant" subconsciously burst out in his mind.
"Oak?" Fang Yan's eyes rolled upward, and he seemed to be slightly impressed.
Jin Ling'er gave foreign friends the strength of science popularization: "Zhu Pu is a board game that appeared in the late Han Dynasty and was popular in ancient times after Liubo Opera, and it was imported from abroad. The ancients did not have computers, so playing chess, singing and dancing, drinking and feasting, and listening to operas were all very comfortable means of entertainment. ”
"Sure enough, it's a calamus play! It seems that this is indeed a imitation of the 'Crane Control Prison', and it is a 'pet burial chamber' with improper intentions! The two people lying in the coffin must be the two Zhang brothers. ”
Lin Yuanshan finally came to a conclusion, and the passage was "Controlling the Crane Prison" and "Pet Burial Chamber", and what were the two brothers of the Zhang family, everyone was confused.
"Pet burial chamber? No way? Could it be...... Male pets? Fang Yan had the impression that a predecessor of Xunlongmen had stolen a tomb of the Wei and Jin dynasties, and there was a strange burial tomb there-a pet burial tomb.
Pet, that is, a spoiled lover, there are countless favorite concubines of ancient emperors, how can you set up special burial tombs one by one? It is a great blessing to be fortunate to be not too far away from the master's coffin.
And the pet burial chamber is not those favorite concubines, but the "male pets" who destroy the three views!
Fang Yan blurted out a sentence of "male pet", and the entire live broadcast room exploded again:
[Don't tease the anchor]
[Male pet? 666, I believed]
[It seems that there were emperors in several periods in ancient China]
[Haven't you heard of 'Longyang's good'? 】
……
Regarding the word "goodness of Longyang", many people do not know the origin. During the Warring States Period, there was a superb beautiful man named Long Yangjun, who was the male favorite of King Wei and King Yao, and the beauties in the palace were exposed to 100,000 streets by him, and no man from all walks of life was favored. Therefore, the love for men in later generations is called the goodness of Longyang.
More in the Wei and Jin dynasties, men have the habit of putting on makeup when they go out, even the great calligrapher, Wang Xizhi, the author of "Orchid Pavilion Preface", also wears makeup when he goes out.
However, the pet burial tombs encountered today are obviously fundamentally different from those tombs of the Wei and Jin dynasties, because this is Wu Zetian's favorite burial tomb, she is the first female emperor through the ages, and it is reasonable to recruit some male pets.
"Oh, why didn't I think of that? Wu Zetian is very famous for raising male pets. Lin Fatzi interjected.
"Yes, after Wu Zetian became the emperor, he took concubines and sealed the palace like a male emperor, mingled with the 'face head' all day long, let the male attendant accompany him to sleep, and lived a ridiculous **** life. According to written records, beautiful men from all walks of life who are 'majestic' were recruited by her as male waiters. It also specially set up a 'crane prison', collecting beautiful men from all over the world, and claiming to specialize in the study of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism, which is actually a 'harem face first courtyard' for them to indulge in love /-/lust //promiscuous pleasures'. ”
"Crane control? ......"As soon as Lord Wei mentioned the matter on the bed, he thought crookedly every minute, "'Crane control' in ancient times referred to the meaning of immortals riding cranes, which ...... This is associated with Wu Zetian's male pet, oops, the picture is very strong. Who's riding whom? ”
"As far as your mind is full of dirty things, there is also a kung fu called "Crane Control Gong" in the novel of Mr. Jin Yong, which is obviously a grappling technique, and being so polluted by you that I can't help but want to be crooked." Er Zhu glared at him fiercely.
"What's the matter with the bats on the door outside? Left crane and right bat, always feel that something is wrong. ”
Scar-faced Tufuzi couldn't help but ask. (To be continued.) )