Chapter 0141: Hulu Drinks Pheasant (Heavy Taste in this Chapter, Enter with Caution)
In the past, Wu Zetian of the Great Zhou Dynasty trained male pets in the "Crane Prison", and then there was Emperor Zhengde of the Ming Dynasty who enjoyed himself in the "Leopard Room". Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoWhen one person stands above ten thousand, the desire will also be infinitely magnified.
"Wu Zetian successfully changed his life, ate well, slept well, and maintained well. There is also a panacea to recuperate, so that the physical condition of beautiful women in their fifties and thirties is almost the same, and their sex/desire has always been strong. Lin Yuanshan did not use a VIP voice this time, but used a public voice to make some critical remarks in public: "Such as Xue Huaiyi, Shen Nanxuan, and the Zhang brothers...... Many beautiful men turned over and became officials, holding authority and disrupting the court. At that time, no one dared to speak out among the ministers of the DPRK and China, only Di Renjie really couldn't stand it, and urged Wu Zetian to remove the control crane prison and remove Erzhang, so as not to leave a stain on his fame. ”
"These two stone statues are two?" Fang Yan asked.
"Yes, speaking of which, I also blame Wu Zetian's unserious daughter Princess Taiping, in order to please her mother, she gave her beloved lover directly, saying that it was 'jade and snowy skin', 'thin and not explicit', and 'plump and not plump', which made Wu Zetian's heart bloom, and later this old man recommended his brother Zhang Yizhi to Wu Zetian, and since then the two have become the leader of the crane prison."
[Really? There is still such a superb beautiful man? (Powder)
[Aren't those described by Princess Taiping my husband Lu Han? ] (Powder)
[If my family Li Yifeng was born in Da Zhou, it would be miserable, hehe] (pink)
[Ahhh
[Drunk, how many girls did Wu Zetian teach in later generations? ] 】
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"Then what are the crane guards busy with on weekdays? You won't finish sleeping one and change another, will you? Could it be ...... Is it a group/p? ”
Erzhu was not interested in the stone statue, reached out and carefully touched the chessboard, and found that all the chess pieces could not move, but the five stone bars could move.
"Why are you men so dirty?"
Jin Ling'er was so angry that her face turned red, and she hugged Wu Zetian upset: "Although there are all male pets in the Crane Control Prison, Wu Zetian often goes over and doesn't go over for physical needs, but more for mental relaxation, okay?" Just like this chessboard, the opera is a major entertainment item in the Crane Prison. ”
"That's right, there is still a lot of mood in the crane prison." Haixin reminded in the public voice, "Just like other emperors rewarding a group of 'talented people' in the harem, it is more important to be talented than good-looking." Most of the male pets in the Crane Prison are talented people, some can drink and poem with the saints, some can sing and dance, and some can play chess. The worst is that you can tell jokes, and the saint has all the opportunities, and it is also good for your health to listen to a few jokes at night to adjust your mood. ”
Because of the previous wave of female audiences, the barrage at this moment is full of male compatriots condemning Wu Zetian's voices, after all, machismo ideas are still a bit mainstream, male compatriots can't see a woman gain power, and they still keep men in captivity like pets, even if Wu Zetian is a great man who has made more merit than demerits and pushed Datang to the prosperous era, the male compatriots in the live broadcast room are still unbalanced.
It wasn't until Haixin and Jin Ling'er explained that the audience's thinking changed. To be reasonable, Wu Zetian's political achievements are far better than the vast majority of emperors in history, just like Di Renjie said, the control of the crane prison is a stain, but now that the society is so open, in the 21st century, both men and women are dirty, this small stain really doesn't count, on the contrary, it has also provoked a large number of female supporters.
"That's right, it's like you guys go to nightclubs, don't you usually drink and sing? Do you have to sleep with the girl for one night? Jin Ling'er added as a matter of course.
"Yo, girl, how do you know that we only drink and don't sleep when we go to a nightclub?" Lord Wei raised his eyebrows wickedly, "I have time to ask your uncle about this question." ”
"Just him?" Jin Ling'er squinted at Fang Yan and shook her head disdainfully, "Uncle is a salted fish." I guess I've never been to a nightclub when I'm so old, hey, he's not saved, and even I went in to play. ”
"I ...... I'm a salted fish? Fang Yan was speechless for a while, and the barrage was already laughing, and millions of loyal ministers asked: "Your Majesty, have you really never been to a nightclub?" ”
"You guys think too much, I've been there a few times." Fang Yan smiled indifferently, but his heart was a little empty, "Okay, in fact, I only recently went to a nightclub for the first time in my life. That's right, your Emperor Yan is a salted fish. ”
Several roommates did not debunk it, and Fang Yan's extremely calm face successfully deceived everyone, he hurriedly changed the topic, pointed to the chessboard and said:
"These five throwing tools should be made of wood, right?"
Haixin read out a piece of information compiled by the chess team in an orderly manner, word by word. "The chess set is made of wood, so it is also called 'the play of five woods'. These five throws are equivalent to dice, three of which are straight and white, the other two are black calves on the front and white pheasants on the back. Black, white, calf, pheasant, there are 12 kinds of collection groups in permutations and combinations, and each group is a collection name, like the all-white 'white white pheasant' is the name of 'white'. Different names can make the chess pieces move forward and backward, pass the level, and pass the pit...... There are all kinds of movement rules, so it's a game of luck. ”
Jin Ling'er wanted to give it a try, but grabbed five throwing tools with her little hand, and carefully put them back: "Forget it, don't throw it around, if it is a bad pick, it will not be good if the mechanism is triggered." ”
"No, no, the exit mechanism is on this chessboard, except for the door when you came, all other sides here are sealed."
"Need 'Lou'!" Haixin suddenly shouted, "The experts of the chess team have cracked it, and now this game is the upper hand of the elder brother Zhang Yizhi, he needs to roll 'Lu' to win, otherwise, not only will the chess pieces not reach the end point, but they will also deviate from the end because of the wrong throw." ”
"Lou?" Erzhu looked puzzled.
"'Lu' is 'black calf', 'pheasant' is 'black black pheasant', and there is an idiom to describe gambling called 'Hulu drinking pheasant', which comes from this game." Haixin explained.
"The probability of one in thirty-two?" Erzhu calculates the probability almost in seconds.
"Yes, the four kinds of picking, 'Lu', 'pheasant', 'white', and 'calf' are all 1 in 32, and the probability is much lower than that of other picks, so it is called 'Guicai'. I advise you not to try, there is only a 1 in 32 probability of being able to roll a pass. Haixin reminded heartily.
"Well, don't take the risk." Fang Yan turned around and waved his hand, "Withdraw, don't touch the two coffins over there." The coffins of the two giants of the control crane prison are nothing to touch. ”
"Afraid of what? Mechanics are not stupid, how can they design mechanisms that are purely lucky? I don't think this chessboard drunkard is meant to drink. The flat-headed Tufuzi scoffed, and became more and more unpleasant to the instigation of the creation anchor.
He took a step forward, grabbed five throwing tools in the cheers of Star TV fans, and snorted coldly, "Do you have to throw?" Wouldn't I just be three blacks and two calves? You stand back a little, and help me keep an eye on it, in case there is really any hidden weapon, and you will come to the rescue. ”
"Be careful." The insect master nodded at him, and then the first one took a half step back. Fang Yan didn't worry about having a hidden weapon, everyone retreated, he, the first brother of the creation of the world, naturally couldn't be intimidated, and stayed in front of the chessboard, waiting for whether the five throwing tools would cause a vision.
"Black!"
"Black!"
"Black!"
The flat-headed Tufuzi shouted every time he swung against a throwing tool, and he didn't know if it was for the sake of courage.
"Calf!"
He straightened the penultimate one, and inexplicably regretted it, and grabbed the last one, the side of the calf was already facing up, but he suddenly stood still.
"Calf!"
Suddenly, he gritted his teeth and slapped the last "calf" on the chessboard.
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A rat cry suddenly fell from the sky, and the sound was so dense that it was numb, as if a rat's nest had been poked out of the sewer, and the dense rats let out a piercing sound of overlapping and overlapping.
"Be careful, bat!"
Scar Tufuzi shouted at the top of his voice, what he had been worried about still happened, the door outside was "left crane and right bat", sure enough, this cave is inseparable from the bat swarm.
I saw a swarm of orange-yellow bats rushing in, each as big as a bowl.
They glide extremely fast, and the small-scale formation of dozens of them is extremely rigorous, and the whole thing in flight is like a big orange hand, with five fingers in sharp claws, which has a great tendency to dig out the heart.
"Watch the top of your head!"
Fang Yan was about to make a move, but was pulled back by Xiao Nizi and Wei Jian at the same time, and after only half a second, the flat-headed Tufuzi was already shrouded by the yellow cancan bat swarm, and the scarred face on the side was so frightened that he stiffened and couldn't move for a while.
The flat-headed man reflexively raised his arms to protect his head, and with a poof, both arms were torn apart at the same time, revealing two fine iron arm guards, which were arm guards that used to have both smashing and exploring the thief hole.
As everyone knows, the bats have no interest in its bland head, and the yellow "big hand" in the air makes a round of false attacks, and then goes straight down, flying around his upper body in a spiral.
Dozens of pioneer yellow bats pounced on a position that no one expected, but it was also the first part to react - the root of life.
Poof!
Blood splattered, Tufuzi broke his roots on the spot, and the door stall of the gray trousers was brutally hollowed out, leaving a bloody hole.
He didn't have time to let out a scream, and the pain was so excessive that he fainted to the ground.
There was a dead silence in the live broadcast room, and everyone's throats seemed to be tightly clamped by the big orange hand, and they all held their heavy breath.
Including the people at the scene, they watched in amazement as the bats flocked to the Caiyang Ding in the center of the hall with the bloody treasure.
The baby, who was so surrounded by bats that it was difficult to see clearly, threw himself into the ding, along with the gray fabric on his pants.
Plop!
The splash of black water bloomed with an evil smile.
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This is a big chapter of 3,000 words. It's a headache to write.,I checked the information and still didn't understand the gameplay.,So the chess pieces in the book are brushed aside.。
It's past four o'clock, and it's estimated that it will be noon when I go to sleep, and then I go to move. Well, please take half a day off, there may only be one shift on the 6th. (To be continued.) )