After eating, Li Guan got a sense of satisfaction that he hadn't felt in a long time. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When he was on Earth a few years ago, Zhang Wenjing cooked for him every day. Li Guan had never felt how precious a meal was, and now that he was wandering in the universe, he hadn't tasted a mouthful of warm food for a long, long time.

Li Guan suddenly discovered now how warm it was to have a wife and children on the earth before.

At this moment, he suddenly felt homesick, his daughter-in-law, and his daughter.

Zhang Wenjing may really suffer from infertility, or in other words, Zhang Wenjing's attributes may not match Li Guan at all.

He and Xunmeng gave birth to Li Xi easily, but they tried many times with Zhang Wenjing, but Zhang Wenjing's stomach just didn't move.

When he went to the land of the head from the earth, another shot came, but it still didn't make Zhang Wenjing's belly bigger.

Thinking of these inexplicable trivialities and troubles, Li Guan's heart was quiet for a short time. It's a feeling of homesickness, homesickness, longing, and missing people.

In fact, Li Guan didn't want much at all, just to find a stable and peaceful place to live a good life, and he was accompanied by Zhang Wenjing and Xunmeng every day. Then raised Li Xi as an adult, for Li Xi, Li Guan's requirements are not high. Try to get rid of her casual scolding and squirting feces before she is ten years old. I also hope that she will try not to be deceived by bad boys before the age of twelve**......

Obviously, he was thinking about those tedious things, but Li Guan couldn't help but smile with longing on his face, he really missed them too much.

There are no years in the universe, and Li Guan doesn't know how long he has been away from them, but it is estimated that they should also miss themselves, right?

The family is prosperous and yang, and the two wives and daughters are a big man by themselves. Li Guan thought about it, after settling down, he would definitely sleep with Zhang Wenjing and give each of his wives an injection. Try again. Cast a wide net and fish more, Zhang Wenjing can't come out if he doesn't come out, forget it, if Xunmeng wins the lottery again, give birth to a son, and reconcile yin and yang.

Li Guan is now the most unhappy to think about Li Xi's future, and if he thinks about it deeply, he will think of his precious daughter, who is full of advantages, will eventually be deceived by someone else's boy**.

I am most willing to fantasize that I can give birth to a bad boy and come out, and I will also trick other people's daughters to come back......

"Hey, hey, hey!"

In the midst of longing and fantasies, the table was slammed.

Li Guan looked at him suspiciously, but the waiter looked at him with disgust: "You will leave after eating, how long will you sit here?" ”

Li Guan wondered: "Can't I sit for a while?" ”

"Go back to your own house and sit down, and don't disturb our business. If you don't leave here, we're going to complain about you. ”

Li Guan lay in a big groove in his heart, this black shop on the alien planet of Nima?

If you order food by yourself, you will be reported and complained, and if you sit here for a while after eating, you will also be complained?

I was actually a little bored in my heart, and I was looking forward to some good things, but I was interrupted by a waiter. It's really unpleasant. But he patiently said:

"I'm spending money, what's in your way sitting here? There's no one in your store. What business did you bother? ”

"Then I don't care, you're sitting here, and now there's no consumption. And I still have to serve you, this is the bell, you know? You don't have any consumption anymore, why should I serve you? You leave quickly, or, you pay me an extra service fee. ”

Li Guan said helplessly: "What have you served me?" It's just a dish......"

"I don't care about that, I'm a waiter. Even if I don't do anything, I'm still a waiter, I'm serving you. You're sitting here, and you're in my eyes, and that's what I do. If you don't leave, then I will be ready to serve you in my heart, and psychological preparation also requires a fee. One last time I ask you, do you want to go. ”

Li Guan laughed, raised his eyebrows and said, "Then what if I don't leave?" ”

"Then I'm going to call the police."

“……”

Li Guan sighed, Diao Min of the alien planet. I always feel that I am enough to be a bandit, how can there be someone more domineering than myself?

Thanks to the fact that he is not an evolutionary, if so, then he still has it?

Li Guan didn't bother with him, the hotel is indeed not a place to stay for a long time, he has to find a place to stay, and take a good rest after staying. Sleep in a place with gravity and be sure.

The waiter took the credit card machine, grabbed Li Guan's identity card without saying anything, swiped it, and said while entering the large number:

"You've spent a total of 100 points here, but you've got to pay me an extra fifty points because you've caused me to be angry and caused me to lose your service. Whether you agree or not, if you dare to disagree, I will call the police to arrest you, seal your identity card, and make you unable to spend for three days. Hmph, I don't want much, it's just fifty points, I guess you don't want to make such an unpleasant fuss for these fifty points, right? ”

The waiter said to himself and typed in 150.

Li Guan looked at him with a smile and pretended to be forced, he found a problem, why are the people of the Gadi planet so angry? Moreover, emotional intelligence is still very low.

God is the customer is the mainstream of the earth, and here, the other way around......

Consumers are vulnerable.

'Please enter your password.' ’

The waiter handed the credit card machine to Li Guan: "Now, password." ”

Li Guan was stunned, do you want a password? Didn't that Curie say, don't you want a password?

"Ah, she lied to me...... Haha, okay okay, funny, I was deceived by a woman of a low race. ”

Li Guan laughed, this is really an interesting experience.

The waiter's face sank: "Don't think about delaying time, hurry up, password." ”

Li Guan asked: "Let me ask, does every identity card need a password if you want to consume?" ”

"Not necessarily. What do you want to say? What kind of question are you asking? ”

"Do you have a password for your ID badge?"

"No, what do you want? Do you still want to rob? Hehe. The waiter scoffed, his face full of contempt.

Who dares to rob in this peaceful place? Robbery is a capital offense.

Li Guan nodded and said seriously, "Yes." After speaking, he snatched the identity tag hanging on the waiter's chest, and said with a bright smile:

"There's one more thing I have to trouble you. I...... Can you eat a bully meal? ”

The waiter was stunned by Li Guan's series of actions, and was stunned for a long time, and suddenly screamed: "Someone is robbing." Fast. Call the police, call the police, arrest him, kill him. Someone robbed. Hahaha, finally let me catch a robber, I'll be rewarded with 10,000 points. ”

"What? Robber? Where? ”

"Is that the man named Julie? Haha, quick, catch him. Finally caught the robber, and wanted to eat the overlord meal, adding to the crime. Catch him, and we'll all be rewarded. ”

"Catch him."

“……”

In the whole restaurant, all the staff, plus some diners, heard this chanting, and the wind and clouds surged, and their faces were full of excitement. casually picked up some weapons in hand, and surrounded Li Guan.

Li Guan looked at these people and felt that the three views were about to collapse...... (To be continued.) )