In Li Guan's current worldview, all living beings are a fart. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Thousands of miles of roadside creation and murder. As his theoretical disciple, he naturally can't fall behind.

Li Guan's heart is not vicious, but he will definitely not be kind.

Belle?

I'm sorry, except for the earthlings, Li Guan will not be interested in any civilized and beautiful woman. Even if it is very beautiful, in Li Guan's opinion, it is just a plaything that can be used to vent desires in a low-level civilization.

Yes, in the eyes of Li Guan, and even in the eyes of all earthlings. Alien women, just playthings, just food. Just these two items.

Only earth women can be respected and enjoy the human rights that belong to the people of the earth.

In the same way, men on alien planets are just food and playthings in the eyes of women on earth!

There is nothing wrong with the food.

For a long time, the nomadic earthlings in the starry sky did not want to eat compressed food at some times, and the pigs, dogs, cattle and sheep that were kept in captivity were freed to breed in the earth's farms, and the earthlings who fled abroad could not eat those foods.

There are a lot of people who want to change their taste and eat aliens.

Li Guan did the same.

When he goes to a civilization that doesn't care if he is high-level or low-level, he can catch two of them casually, and he will directly peel them alive and cook them and eat them. Brutal as Ah Fei and the like, they don't eat cooked, and eat alien sashimi.

Earthlings never kill aliens, just like aliens kill earthlings. Different races, different cultures. Then he entered the law of the jungle, the tiger eats the sheep, but the hungry eats the lone wolf.

Low-level civilizations, in the eyes of earthlings, have become similar to pigs, dogs, cows and sheep. When peeling, there is absolutely no guilt.

But Arida's fellow villagers have a habit of cleanliness, and they never eat aliens, but sometimes they just drink two sips of soup......

Li Guan came to the planet Gadi and didn't have much interest in the beauties here. Maybe by chance, he will come to the two, but this is definitely not the main line.

For the beauties here, getting up is far less cool than killing.

Hey, after experiencing the macrocosm of the world, in the microcosm of reality, people become dark.

It's not about darkness either. You can figure it out from another angle, will a person feel guilty if he steps on an ant to death?

Therefore, we can only continue to become stronger and stronger, and continue to develop towards advanced civilization. Only when you grow to a certain height can you always keep this kind of coolness, and at the same time, don't let other races be cool.

When he came to a restaurant, Li Guan didn't know how to order, nor did he know what the dishes looked like.

He said to the waiter in the hotel quite generously: "Next menu." ”

"Have you finished eating, sir? Mr. Billy? ”

The waiter glanced at Li Guan a little strangely, and couldn't believe that such a man as Li Guan was named Ju Li.

It's like the people of the earth can't trust a tough guy like Stallone, Chinese named Zhang Cuifen......

"If I can't finish eating, does it have anything to do with you?"

Li Guan said with a smile.

"Wasting food is a shameful act, and if you can't finish it, I'm going to complain about you."

'Poof......'

Li Guan was a little incredulous, their culture here, the store can actually complain about customers?

"Then pick your specialties."

"Okay."

The waiter left with a smile and passed the word to the back kitchen. Then he stood aside and quietly discussed with several other waiters: "That man, his name is Zhang Cuifen...... Julie! ”

"Haha, a man named Ju Li."

"Don't care what people's names are, I saw on the live broadcast that the alien has invaded the planet Gardi."

"How is that possible? The rumors have been refuted in the live broadcast just now, and it was just a good-natured joke made by the government to celebrate the successful launch of the rocket, in order to add a sense of comedy. ”

"Don't believe NASA's words, although the live broadcast was cut off, I dare to believe that the alien really invaded."

"Hmph, does he dare to invade our planet Gardi? Don't forget, the planet Gaddi is the master of the universe, and our technology is very advanced. ”

“……”

Li Guan listened to their discussions, laughing and not saying a word.

On the other side, a large number of government fighters also arrived at the scene of Li Guan's fall.

"Report, no aliens found."

"Only this falling meteorite was found, and the alien is gone."

"Was he in free fall and crushed?"

“……”

The leadership listened to the report of the on-site personnel in the conference room, and had a sad face:

"Actually, what I'm most afraid of is that he has infiltrated our planet and mixed with ordinary people."

"Then if that's the case, it's going to be difficult, if he threatens the lives of ordinary people, it's not easy for us to arrest him."

"The medical school has already booked, it must be captured alive, this alien is very valuable for scientific research."

"But it's hard."

"It's not difficult, the difference between us Gadi and animals is that we use tools. Thinking about that alien will definitely be stupid. ”

"Yes, everything has drawbacks. This alien is either afraid of fire or water. ”

“……”

They have the same idea as the earthlings who once thought that mysterious aliens would always have a fatal drawback.

Many science fiction movies talk about aliens, and there was once one like this, aliens who traveled through most of the universe to invade the earth turned out to be extremely stupid and as unintelligent as animal monsters. The disadvantage of the race with high-end technology is that it is afraid of water. Therefore, the heroes of the earth splashed the aliens with tap water and beat the aliens back with a basin of water......

The Gadi are more like the earth they once were, and they always think they are invincible. I always imagine the enemy too stupid.

Therefore, the military immediately began to discuss the method of capturing Li Guan alive.

I have to say that people who can't see reality clearly, and who can travel in the universe on a meteorite, they actually think that with the army, they can be captured alive or exterminated.

The most realistic way to do this would be to seek reconciliation immediately and ask him not to harm the locals.

But they are apparently unaware of the problem.

"What kind of meat is this?"

Li Guan devoured the food and asked the waiter with his mouth free.

The waiter looked at him with some annoyance, and every time the customer of this 'sissy' took a bite of food, he had to ask what the food looked like, what it looked like, and what it was called.

"It's not meat!"

"What's that?"

"It's a fungus."

Li Guan was stunned for a moment, and said, "Fungi? ”

He looked at the flesh-colored and meaty lump on the plate again, and said in a low voice, "Meat Ganoderma lucidum?" ”

"What reishi?"

"Oh, it doesn't look like so."

Li Guan continued to eat, and I have to say that the taste of this Gadi planet is still very similar to that of the earthlings. Their planet is full of chili peppers, and all the dishes have a spicy taste, very similar to Sichuan flavor.

But there is less hemp in it.

It's a sweet and spicy feeling. Eating too much is a bit nauseous.

But this is a hard-won delicacy for Li Guan, how long has it been since he has eaten hot cooked food. It's understandable that the taste doesn't match.

I remember that I still have oil, salt, sauce and vinegar in the spaceship, and I went back to this Gardi planet to cook a meal by myself. (To be continued.) )