I thought for a while: "The effect of Lucky Kuman is good, three thousand yuan a statue, the main temple of Bangkok is blessed by the dragon woman, you can put it in the position of the beckoning cat, don't forget to worship it." ”

The taxi driver was very interested and asked what Kuman was, and I was idle and fine, so I told him the origin of Kuman Tong. The taxi driver suddenly came to his senses: "Then I want this thing too!" He immediately said he wanted to see me, pulled me home, and followed me upstairs. I opened the door of the bookcase, and there were more than a dozen Buddhist plaques and four or five Kuman Thongs, and the taxi driver picked them up one by one to look at them. This is reserved for myself in case someone suddenly asks for the goods. I picked up a Kuman Thong: "This is the famous Songkhla monk Luang Po Yu personally supervised and blessed it, and the effect is very good." ”

The taxi driver was stunned when he heard it: "What, what do you mean?" ”

"Songkhla is a city in the south of Thailand," I also have to give him science, "Luang Pha is the name of a high monk, and he is very famous in Thailand. ”

The taxi driver picked up the Kuman Thong and looked at it: "This thing...... A fat doll with a small cock exposed, I saw it sold in the night market downstairs at home, ten yuan a piece. ”

I laughed: "That's not the same thing, this is Thai Kuman Thong, there is magic in it!" The taxi driver's expression was skeptical. I took out a piece of paper and showed him that it was a Thai mantra written on it, and that he had to recite it three times in a row in front of Kuman Thong, and then he could make offerings every day.

The taxi driver asked me, "What do you want to offer?" High-grade huh? Good cigarettes and good wine, beautiful pictorial? ”

I reluctantly said, "Kuman Thong is a child, you have to offer it something that a child likes!" For example, sweet drinks, snacks, children's toys and the like. ”

The taxi driver was a little skeptical: "That's interesting, isn't this bluffing children?" I don't know if it works. Brother, it's not easy for me to make some money by renting, don't fool me, if it doesn't work, I'll go downstairs to your house every day, take a loudspeaker to broadcast, and say that you are a big liar. ”

I laughed and said that if you think about it yourself, you can't treat this thing as a panacea, please get a few thousand yuan, and you will pick up your phone every day in the future, and you will have nothing to do with your wallet, then I can't guarantee it. The taxi driver actually wanted me to give him a reassurance, and when I said this, he had no idea, after all, more than 3,000 yuan is not a small amount, in Shenyang, driving a taxi for a month will earn this amount.

Seeing his hesitant appearance, I said let him think about it for a few days, inquire more, and say hello. Actually, I don't want to do this kind of people's business, and the amulet is not a poison, and the effect is good or bad, so I am very disgusted to sell the amulet to people who don't believe in or don't know about Thai amulet.

Before leaving, the taxi driver and I left each other's phone names, his name was Jiang Wei, and he said that I could call him viagra. But I feel very unaccustomed to it, and say that it is better to call Brother Jiang.

That night, I received a call from Ms. Bao, who scolded me and said that I shouldn't do anything in the car, which caused her and her husband to quarrel for three days. I could only apologize and tell her the truth that it was because I was haunted by the Yin Spirit and sometimes my movements were uncontrollable. Ms. Bao asked me to be careful in the future, if I encountered a violent temper, I would have to die, I nodded again and again, feeling aggrieved in my heart.

That night, Fang Gang called me and asked when he would take Sun Xicai to Thailand to exorcise the spirit, and I asked him to help me inquire about the specific price, Fang Gang said that it would be about 300,000 baht, and I would find an old acquaintance, Master Azan TAM, and the lowest price would be this price. 300,000 baht is 60,000 yuan, which is a little cheaper than Lao Xie, but it is also a lot of money, I snorted my teeth, Fang Gang was like a police dog, as if he smelled the thoughts in my heart: "You kid, it's really a typical sacrifice of life and wealth!" That Duyang man is attached to your brother-in-law Sun Xicai, and it will definitely kill you. Although Sun Xicai's symptoms are relatively mild now, they can't be underestimated, and when the yin spirit is gone, it's too late for you to regret it! ”

I smiled bitterly and told him that if I had the opportunity, Sun Xicai would not go to Thailand with me so easily, and the yin spirit in his body was not a fool, and he would definitely be able to guess my thoughts. Fang Gang asked me to think of a way as soon as possible, the ghost has the ability to "communicate with his heart", but it is not omnipotent, and suggested that I go back to Thailand first, and then find an excuse for Sun Xicai to come to Thailand from China, which is much easier.

A few days later, my mother's rheumatism relapsed, and it was the evening rush hour, and I stood on the side of the road for nearly 20 minutes, but I couldn't get a taxi. I had no choice but to call Brother Jiang and ask him where he was. As soon as I asked, I knew that he was nearby, and there are always acquaintances in China who are easy to do, and in less than five minutes, Brother Jiang's taxi arrived in front of him.

At the entrance of the hospital, my father accompanied my mother to go in for a follow-up visit, and I sat in a taxi and chatted with Brother Jiang. He said: "Brother Tian, I have asked a lot of people recently, and they all said that Thailand's Kuman Thong is very effective, and I heard that he can still be a son to support? ”

I laughed: "Even you have heard about this, it seems that you have not paid much attention." Many Kuman Thong have the soul of a baby and are able to communicate with the owner of the enshrinement to it. ”

Brother Jiang suddenly felt amazing and asked me if I could get a discount. Because of the friendship of sending my family to run errands, I couldn't make too much money from him, so I said that I could sell him a statue at the supply price, two thousand five hundred yuan. Brother Jiang asked, "How is the effect?" ”

"That's the authentic Heavenly Child Guman," I said, "the temple blessed mana is quite good, but it is not enough to make your wish come true, unless it is the Earth Child Guman." ”

Brother Jiang was stunned by these words, and I had to explain to him the difference between Tiantong and Ditong Guman: "Kumantong in Southeast Asia is an ancient offering that has a history of hundreds of years, and you can think of it as a Chinese Buddha statue, but it is different. Tiantong came out of the big temple in Thailand, blessed by the monk Luang Po, and the production materials are relatively formal. Like pollen, monastic soil, attached baby souls are also relatively gentle, such as homeless young souls. ”

Brother Jiang listened very attentively, and I continued to explain: "And the earth boy Guman is made by those mages who practice by themselves, the Chinese call them Azan, and Hong Kong and Taiwan call them Ajan, but the meaning is the same. The spells they practice are relatively alternative, and many of them even practice black spells, such as Burmese magic, Cambodian Khmer magic, etc. ”

Brother Jiang couldn't help but interject and asked, "What's the difference between that day boy and Earth boy Guman?" ”

I replied, "The material used by the earth boy Guman is yin, and the infant soul attached to it is also the kind of unnatural death, such as the mother died in childbirth, car accident, murder or suicide before she was born. Or a toddler who died at a very young age. This kind of mana is strong, but it also has a lot of side effects. ”

After listening to my explanation, Brother Jiang couldn't close his mouth, and asked after a long time: "What are the side effects?" Nausea, confusion, diarrhea? ”

I can't laugh anymore: "It's hard to say what the specific side effects are, but it's definitely worse than the infusion allergy." If you don't follow the Dharma, you will be unlucky, such as bad luck, health problems, or even worse. ”

These words obviously scared Brother Jiang: "Huh? So powerful? Well, then I'll have to think about it...... By the way, what do you mean by offering the Dharma? ”

"That is to say, it is necessary to change the fresh offerings to Guman frequently, and the contents should not be changed casually." I can only patiently explain, "For example, if you want to offer sweets, drinks, small toys and so on, you have to offer cigarettes, alcohol, raw meat, and pornographic pictorials to it." If you let your child smoke, drink, and watch rhubarb, will he be happy? You have to be angry. Children are not like adults, they don't know how to control when they start a fire, and then you will be miserable. For example, Kuman Thong is the equivalent of a three-year-old child with a machine gun in his hand, and when he is angry, he shoots indiscriminately, and he doesn't know that he will kill someone. ”

This time, Brother Jiang finally understood: "This is no problem, isn't it just drinks and snacks, it's the same as what my children ate and played when they were young, it's easy to do, then I'm going to be a local boy Guman!" ”

I said, "Ditong Guman has a good effect, but you get what you pay for, and it may be more expensive than Tiantong's, more than 3,000 yuan." ”

Brother Jiang nodded vigorously: "It's more expensive, it's more expensive, how much is it?" ”

I took out my phone and sent a text message to Fang Gang, asking him to help me get a statue of the earth boy Guman, not more than 10,000 baht. After posting, Brother Jiang and I chatted with each other, from the practice of braised pork to who has more atomic bombs in the United States or Russia, from which bathing center in Shenyang is beautiful to how to distinguish real and fake mutton skewers. About two hours later, I drank two bottles of Coke alone before my parents came out of the hospital.

On the way home, Fang Gang sent a few pictures, which were clay sculptures of a small doll no more than the height of a mineral water bottle, milky white, fat and cute, with many patterns and symbols drawn with black pens on the top of the head, chest and limbs. The accompanying text is a land boy made by Azan Kangla, 15,000 baht, including a markup.

According to the convention, I have to add 5,000 yuan to the feminine object to 5,000 yuan before I can make a move, but Brother Jiang is kind and relatively straightforward, so I only added 1,000 yuan to him.

Looking at the picture on my phone, Brother Jiang didn't understand it for a long time, and asked: "This little fat doll, made of rubber, is worth 4,000 yuan...... Thais really make money. ”