I laughed: "This is not a fake doll sold at the stall downstairs of your house, it is a spiritual offering made by the mage with mana. Brother Jiang nodded and agreed, passed by a bank to withdraw the money, and paid me a deposit of 2,000 yuan first. I sent a text message to inform us that the delivery was just ready.

Half a month later, the goods arrived, because the taxi day shift was not easy to make money, Brother Jiang had changed the owner and changed to the night shift. In his taxi, I opened the package and placed the boy Guman on the platform between the dashboard and the windshield. Looking at this boy Guman, Brother Jiang said, "Brother, why do I feel a little scared of this thing?" ”

"What's so scary?" I asked.

Brother Jiang replied: "Didn't you say that there is a child's ghost here?" Although I have never seen a ghost, I have always heard people say that ghosts hit the wall or hit ghosts at night, and my heart is a little empty. ”

I smiled: "Don't be afraid, it's not for you to go to the cemetery in the middle of the night, it's just an offering, and the ghosts inside are also bound by mana." Again, as long as you follow the rules to worship, there is no problem. Isn't there a piece of paper here? You go back and take a good look at it, buy the offerings and put them away, and then recite this mantra in front of Kuman three times in a row, preferably in the middle of the night. Say your heart and soul as you read it. If your wish is fulfilled, you have to make more offerings to Kuman, otherwise he will be angry. ”

Brother Jiang took the piece of paper and nodded again and again while looking at it, with an excited look on his face: "Any wish?" ”

I said, "Of course not!" First, don't go too far, don't come up and say that you want to be the president of the country, or pick up $100 million or something; The second is not to break the law and violate morality, such as blessing you to successfully rob the pancake shop downstairs, or letting the young woman on the other side of the door sleep with you. That's not good. ”

Brother Jiang laughed, took out two thousand yuan and handed it to me: "Don't worry, brother, I can't do these things!" ”

I also smiled and said, "Offering Kuman Tong in the taxi, it is estimated that you are the first in Shenyang City." ”

Two days later, I brought more than a dozen Buddhist plaques to the Buddhist plaque store to deliver to Sun Xicai, the store was clean and tidy, and it was equipped with a refrigerator and washing machine. Only Wang Jiao was at home, and Sun Xicai went out to talk about customers. Wang Jiao was very happy to see me coming, but there was also a little sadness in her eyebrows.

Sitting on the bed in the back room, I asked Wang Jiao what was going on, and she sighed: "Don't mention it, brother, Xicai really seems to have changed recently." has more eyes, and when he talks and does things, he is not always greedy for small gains and big losses like before, and the whole person is getting older. ”

I said this is a good thing, why still sigh, Wang Jiao said: "But he also has deteriorated, mainly physically, when he sleeps in the middle of the night, he can always be heard coughing, his voice is completely different from what he usually speaks, like an old man, he used to cough not like this." Also, his eyes are not right now, sometimes he looks at people coldly, even his classmates say so. Also, there's that, that......"

When I saw her cowardly appearance, I knew what it meant, so I asked, "Is his sexual performance declining again?" ”

Wang Jiao blushed: "Brother, don't laugh at me, it's really not a decline, but it's not good at all." He used to be quite normal, and I could have six or seven times a week, but now he has two times a month at most. ”

I said, "Maybe it's a lot of pressure, he has never run his own shop before, if a man's heart is all about business, maybe his energy will be scattered, you have to be considerate and considerate of him." ”

"No," Wang Jiao said, "he's very abnormal now, and he always touches me and me on the street in the daytime, which makes me very embarrassed, and he wasn't like this before." At night, he was very active, but every time he was weak, he either turned off the fire halfway, or he couldn't catch fire at all. I took him to the hospital for a couple of tests, guess what the doctor said? ”

I shook my head, and Wang Jiao said, "The doctor actually said that his reproductive function has aged, the same as that of an eighty-year-old man!" "I'm not surprised, I want to tell you the truth, you have to go crazy.

After chatting with her for a while, I casually half lay on the bed, and Wang Jiao got up to pour me water. She wore a tight white T-shirt today, and her plump breasts trembled as she walked. I often wonder, now this girl doesn't know how she grows, she is so thin, but her breasts are so big, is it because there are too many fertilizers and hormones in food?

When Wang Jiao put the juice on the small table next to the bed, I suddenly had a fever all over my body, and a strong desire surged up, and I stretched out my right hand and grabbed the lump of meat on the right side of her chest.

Wang Jiao immediately cried out in a low voice, took two steps back, widened her eyes, and looked at me very unexpectedly. I quickly sat up from the bed, looking embarrassed, but didn't know what to say for a while. Wang Jiao walked out of the back room quickly, I didn't dare to chase it out, so I had to go to the bathroom and slam my head with cold water to calm myself down.

Wipe your hair out of the house, I saw that Sun Xicai had returned, I handed over a dozen Buddha cards and a few temples to him, he calmly asked Wang Jiao to register, take pictures, enter accounts, pay, speak and do things are very sophisticated, it is indeed very different from before. I thought to myself, a man in his twenties has the ghost of an eighty-one-year-old man in his body, and it is difficult enough for him.

Sun Xicai asked Wang Jiao to go out to buy a few bottles of beer, and only the two of us were left in the store. I thought to myself, I don't know how the yin spirit in Sun Xicai's body controls him, is it all the time, or is it all the time? I occasionally pretended to look at his eyes inadvertently, trying to find some clues, but to no avail, I couldn't tell if he was currently under the control of the Yin Spirit, or if he had the final say.

Sun Xicai lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "Brother Tian, your cousin is in good shape." ”

I was shocked: "You mean Jiaojiao? ”

"Who else could there be?" Sun Xicai spat out two smoke rings. I laughed and said of course, you kid is very blessed.

Sun Xicai's next words made me squirt out a mouthful of juice: "Then what do you think of her breasts?" ”

I stammered, "W-What do you mean?" ”

Sun Xicai smiled: "You know it yourself. "My brain was spinning, and when I was thinking about countermeasures, Wang Jiao came back with beer and a few cooked foods, and the three of them began to eat and drink, and the matter was diverted.

When I got home, I couldn't figure out how he knew about it, and the only explanation was that Wang Jiao denounced me, but Sun Xicai didn't get angry, which surprised me. When I was about to go to bed at night, I received a text message from Wang Jiao: "Brother, why are you doing that today?" ”

I hurriedly replied, saying that something wasn't quite right lately, maybe I had eaten the wrong thing. Wang Jiao said: "Don't be like this in the future, if you let Xicai know, it will be miserable." ”

This surprised me, didn't Wang Jiao tell Sun Xicai about this at all? I didn't want to guess, so I directly replied to the text message, and Wang Jiao replied: "Of course I didn't say it, otherwise he could still drink with you at noon today?" I've been fighting with you for a long time. I had to reply and say I'm sorry.

Wang Jiao said: "Brother, I know that you are interesting to me, but you and I are relatives, and there is joy and wealth in the middle, it is impossible for the two of us." He's playing mahjong in the outhouse, and he's about to end the game, don't text back. ”

I couldn't sleep, I thought to myself, this is not good, if I get sick on the street, I touch the ass of any beautiful woman, and my boyfriend won't beat me to a cripple? I called Fang Gang and asked if there was any way to cure it, but I didn't want to take Sun Xicai to Thailand to spend this large amount of money for the time being.

Fang Gang may have already slept, and his tone was infinitely sleepy: "Of course there is a way, you don't have to spend a penny, and you are guaranteed that you will never get into trouble again for harassing women." ”

I hurriedly asked what to do, and Fang Gang said, "Never go out." "I was half angry to death, and before I could speak, Fang Gang had already hung up the phone, and turned off the phone when I called again.

A few days later, I took the opportunity to meet netizens and called Brother Jiang to come and pick me up at a convenient time. The boy Guman was placed in the windshield in front of the car, with gummies, joy yogurt, a toy car, and two baby clothes next to it. I smiled and said, "Looks like you're pretty well prepared." ”

Brother Jiang said: "There are a lot of offerings, but they have no effect." ”

I asked him what he had made when he recited the mantra, and Brother Jiang said that it was nothing, he just wanted to make himself luckier and get more foreign wealth or something. I said that the boy Guman is very effective, you also have to put your mind at ease, you can't always worry about picking up things and winning the lottery all day long, that won't work.

At this time, it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening, and there was a young man with glasses waving frantically on the side of the road, Brother Jiang slowly stopped, and the young man eagerly said to Brother Jiang and me: "Two big brothers, I want to go to Tiexi Xiliu Road, my girlfriend just called me and said that she wanted to commit suicide, and she didn't get a taxi for a long time, and now the mobile phone is out of battery again, and I can't contact her." Can you do me a favor and give me a favor? I'm dying, please! ”

Since he said so, it is still important to save people, and besides, I am going to Tiexi Jiu Road, which is basically a pass, so I agreed and let the young man get in the car. Arriving at the destination more than twenty minutes later, the young man paid for the car and left with a thousand thanks. When I arrived at the ninth road, I also got out of the car, and when I paid for it, Brother Jiang didn't want to live or die, so I had to give up.

This female netizen is not beautiful, and her figure is average, I am a little disappointed. After chatting with her for less than ten minutes, I was already thinking about finding an excuse to leave, but this woman insisted that I invite her to karaoke. When I was embarrassed, Brother Jiang called and said mysteriously, "Brother, where are you?" Tell me and I'll pick you up right away! ”