"Third brother, can you tell me where to pay the water bill?" When Lin Bufan said this, the third brother was shocked.

"I really don't know what to say about you, you give me your address, it just so happens that my friend is from the water company, and I will ask her to hand it over to you when the time comes, you are also a person who has lived to be in your fifties, and it is really not easy for you to live to this day." The third brother said to Lin Bufan angrily, and the old face of Lin Bufan was still a little red.

"In the past, the water bills were collected at my house, and I don't know when it was changed to pay it myself, so I didn't pay it again."

"Extraordinary, you are the most honest person I have ever met, your honesty sometimes makes me a little disgusting, you will go home and clean up your toilet for me in a while, since the last time I went to your toilet, I found that I may have toilet sickness, that is, I want to vomit when I go to my own toilet, especially when I think of the rows of instant noodle boxes containing in the toilet, I don't want to eat, you better hurry up and let me go, as soon as I see you, I will think of the in your toilet." After the third brother said this, he began to vomit, Lin Bufan saw him vomit, and Lin Bufan's stomach also wanted to go up a little.

When Lin Bufan returned to the community, the people who surrounded Lin Bufan downstairs were gone, and the garbage in the five garbage bins was gone.

"Well, that fellow, stand for a moment." In the end, Lin Bufan was still stopped by a woman in her forties, Lin Bufan thought to himself that this was over, he must have been recognized. Anyway, Lao Tzu won't live here for the past two days. What can she do with me?

So Lin Bufan paused and looked back at her. Lin Bufan also recognized her, this woman was the one who scolded Lin Bufan the most fiercely downstairs before.

"Young man, I'm the captain of the square dance in our community, I see that your clothes are good, where did you buy them, I'm going to buy you a set of uniforms."

Listening to this woman's words, Lin Bufan really had a false alarm, Lin Bufan pinched a cold sweat for himself, it turned out that he asked Lin Bufan where to buy clothes. It really scared Lin Bufan.

This woman is old and famous in the community, known as a fierce woman, last year there was an old man who kicked three wheels at the door of the community accidentally touched her, and hung her clothes to break a finger to cover the big eyes, she grabbed the old man who kicked three wheels and began to scold, no one can persuade her, scolded all morning, and finally scolded the old man who pedaled three wheels to faint, went to the hospital for an examination, said that it was a heart attack. Lin Bufan, who said something from his heart, would rather face a ghost than face her.

"I bought this dress at the night market." After saying this, Lin Bufan turned around and went upstairs.

"This guy is really weird." The woman finished and left.

Back at home, Lin Bufan packed up two large bags of garbage. Lin Bufan's house is still good, with two bedrooms and one living room. One bedroom is filled with garbage, one bedroom is for sleeping, and in the end, even the house where Lin Bufan sleeps is full of garbage, Lin Bufan remembers that he was not like this when he was in his twenties, Lin Bufan often dressed himself up cleanly, and he always disliked his master for being sloppy, but now Lin Bufan is at this age and is the same as Lin Bufan's original master, even more sloppy than his master.

Lin Bufan took out some old clothes and sorted them out, left those that could be worn, and threw away all those that could not be worn, and cleaned up until the end Lin Bufan felt that the clothes that could be worn were the set of Adi Danai on Lin Bufan's body, and the rest of the clothes were either torn or hairy, and some were even bitten by rats, and finally Lin Bufan stuffed all those clothes into a garbage bag and planned to throw them away together.

The only precious thing left by the family is the wooden box that the master gave to Lin Bufan, which was passed on to Lin Bufan by the master, and Lin Bufan has always put it at the top of the wardrobe as a treasure, and after all, Lin Bufan has not touched this box for ten years, because Lin Bufan can't use it at all.

When opening the box, the first thing is a money sword, which is used by Taoist priests to catch ghosts and subdue demons and monsters, and can also be hung in front of the door to ward off evil spirits. It is handmade with copper coins, red threads. The money sword left by the master is not the same as the general money sword, the copper money is all used Qianlong Tongbao, Qianlong Tongbao, because the Qianlong Emperor of the Qing Dynasty Gaozong ascended the throne in 1735 AD, in the 60 years of the reign of the "cultural and martial arts" strategy of governing the country, created the last glorious and prosperous era in the feudal society, and then the folk will be rumored to wear the "Qianlong Tongbao" copper money can drive away disasters and ward off evil spirits, the master left this copper money sword is full of one hundred and eight copper coins weaved, even the weaving thread is made of gold wire, This copper coin sword is very precious to Lin Bufan.

Another one is a very old gossip mirror, the diameter of this gossip mirror is thirteen centimeters, and the front periphery of the gossip mirror is clearly written with eight words, dry, due, away, shock, Xun, Kan, Kun.

The ancients believed that the bronze mirror had the effect of illuminating evil, driving away evil spirits, calming the house, dispelling diseases and gathering qi in Tibetan wind. If you use a bronze mirror to illuminate your face, over time, your spiritual soul will not be scattered, and evil spirits will not be able to invade your human body. The bronze mirror also has the function of controlling and cultivating people's essence.

Next is the master's favorite exorcism weapon, which is also Lin Bufan's favorite, it is a peachwood carved sword hilt, according to the master, this sword hilt was given to him by his friend, his friend seems to be called Pan Yingxiao, is the former head of the Quanzhen Sect, the magic of this sword handle is that as long as you input your own Taoism into this sword hilt, a red light will appear at the tip of this sword hilt, a bit like the Aurora sword used in Star Wars, Lin Bufan suspects that they are imitating the sword hilt in their hands.

Next is a yellow robe, this robe is the same as the robe worn by Lin Zhengying, the protagonist of the zombie movie, when he was filming the movie, but Lin Bufan's one is a little worn, and there is some wear and tear on both cuffs, the master has already made up for it when he gave Lin Bufan, and it was normal to wear a patched robe at that time, but now if you take out this patched robe and wear it, it is still a little eye-catching, Lin Bufan just wants to be a low-key person now, and he doesn't want to be so public. The dress was folded by Lin Bufan and put in the box.

These are the four things that the master left to Lin Bufan. Lin Bufan has been well preserved until now. Lin Bufan is very grateful to his master, if it weren't for him, Lin Bufan would have died in a mass grave a long time ago, and it was he who brought Lin Bufan home with a handful of and urine to raise Lin Bufan.

Lin Bufan also hated his master, Lin Bufan hated him for teaching Lin Bufan Taoism, if Lin Bufan didn't learn Taoism, he wouldn't have five disadvantages and three shortcomings, and he wouldn't kill Zhang Qian. Later, Lin Bufan knew that this was Lin Bufan's life, God is fair, and if you get something, you will lose something forever. In the end, Lin Bufan had no choice but to accept his fate.

The third brother took Lin Bufan to a small stall barbecue restaurant at night, asked for a case of beer, and asked for four cups.

"Third brother, what about the two of them?" Lin Bufan leaned in front of the third brother and asked.

"Wait a minute, the two of us are a little early today, and it is estimated that the two of them will be there in half an hour." After the third brother finished speaking, Lin Bufan didn't ask again, no matter who he was, Lin Bufan didn't bother to think about it.

"How's your house tidying up, can you get in tomorrow?" After the third brother finished speaking, he poured Lin Bufan a glass of beer, and Lin Bufan was not polite and directly toasted it.

"It's done. But there are some things that haven't been thrown away yet, and when I get home later. I'll be fine if I secretly throw it down. After hearing this, the third brother nodded, picked up the wine glass, and toasted himself.

"Third brother, have you found the market house? Don't you take someone to my place tomorrow to look at the house, and then they will live there, and then what if you are done and become homeless, I can tell you, if I am homeless, I will rely on your house. ”

"The store room has been found for you, not far from my dream health care, although the place is a little remote, but the rent is still relatively cheap." After the third brother finished speaking, he poured Lin Bufan another glass of beer.

"That's a lot of rent?" Lin Bufan picked up the beer and drank it again.

"There are two floors up and down, the bottom is a store, and the top is lived, three thousand a month."

"Poof~" Lin Bufan's sip of wine was sprayed on the third brother's head before he drank it into his stomach, and not a drop was wasted.

"Damn, Lin Bufan, are you sick, can you control your emotions, my clothes are newly bought today!" The third brother said impatiently to Lin Bufan, and then wiped his body with a napkin on the table.

"I'm sorry, third brother, I really didn't mean to, I was a little excited just now." Lin Bufan said to the third brother embarrassedly.

"Oh, this smell, it's even more toilet than your toilet, how long have you not brushed your teeth?" The third brother sniffed the clothes on his body and said to Lin Bufan.

"It's been more than 20 years." After Lin Bufan said this, the third brother ran to a big willow tree on the side of the road and began to vomit.

"I'll go wash first, you're waiting for me here." After the third brother finished speaking, he went into the kitchen, and when he came out, he was wearing a big pants and then shirtless.

"Where's your clothes?" Lin Bufan asked the third brother.

"Throw it away."

"What are you throwing away new clothes, you don't want to wear them for me, where did you throw them, I'll pick them up." Lin Bufan got up and was about to go to the kitchen.

"You can give me a pause, don't embarrass me again!" The third brother grabbed Lin Bufan.

"Third brother, why is the rent so expensive, three thousand a month, thirty-six a year, it's an astronomical amount, I can't afford to live in it." Thinking about this figure of 36,000 now, Lin Bufan is a little dizzy.

"I've paid the rent for half a year, you can just go to live with peace of mind, in fact, doing your business is very profitable, it depends on your opportunity, if you meet a rich boss, a job can make you earn hundreds of thousands or even millions, you don't have to worry about your food and housing in the future, so you also have to seize the opportunity, you are a good person is a little brainless, thinking about things is still relatively wooden, how many years has China been reforming and opening up, your mind is still alive in the Republic of China, you see what you wear, I still wear long pants and long-sleeved tracksuits on a hot day, and I don't know what you think, you are a gentleman, what can you be as bare-chested as I am? ”

This third brother started to teach Lin Bufan a lesson again, Lin Bufan poured himself a glass of wine and drank it again, the third brother saw that Lin Bufan, a dead pig, was not afraid of boiling water, and he didn't have anything to do with him, he simply didn't bother to say Lin Bufan.

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In the Yizhai space, Yang Yang and Huang Yiping were still looking at the picture in front of them. At this time, the system sent out a prompt sound, allowing the two to guess who the two guests invited by the third brother were.

Yang Yang and Huang Yiping said four words in unison, all guessed correctly, and the system rewarded the two of them with a little luck value.

(To be continued.) )