When Lin Bufan was buying clothes, the stall owner told Lin Bufan that this was the latest spring clothes, what was it called Adi Danai, Lin Bufan didn't know what he thought at that time, and he was fooled by the stall owner and bought two sets. Whenever Lin Bufan wears this dress on the street, it will arouse everyone's strange eyes.

There were also some people who were more fortunate and came up and asked mockingly: "Brother, your clothes are so domineering, when did Adidas merge with Nike?" ”

In the face of these ignorant people, Lin Bufan was too lazy to pay attention to them anyway, after all, Lin Bufan could be their grandfather at his age.

In fact, Lin Bufan has always been very low-key, but he can always do something eye-catching, one night shopping, Lin Bufan saw a group of women rushing into a store, and then Lin Bufan saw that they seemed to be holding bread in their hands when they came out, and then Lin Bufan followed in.

Lin Bufan thought that it must be this store that was promoting and discounting bread, but when Lin Bufan went in, he found that something was wrong, and all the women inside looked at Lin Bufan with surprised eyes, and then put down everything in their hands and ran out.

When Lin Bufan looked carefully at the things on the shelves, Lin Bufan instantly blushed, it turned out that this store was a women's underwear store, and all the ladies who came to buy underwear would be given two packs of sanitary napkins.

When he returned to Lin Bufan's dilapidated building, he turned on the light, and what appeared in front of Lin Bufan was a mess, a room full of beer bottles and instant noodle boxes. Lin Bufan didn't bother to clean up. Lin Bufan didn't know how long it had been since he had cleaned up the house. I remember that the last time I cleaned up, the instant noodle box alone contained three woven bags, and the beer bottle was brought back by Lin Bufan and cleaned up the tattered ones, anyway, it was given to him for free, and he was very happy.

The most expensive thing in Lin Bufan's house is a 25-inch Changhong color TV,This TV was bought in 99,I haven't seen much since I bought it,Two days ago, Lin Bufan turned on the TV to watch the news,I didn't expect there to be no signal。 Later, I found out what digital TV is popular now, Lin Bufan wanted to run one, Lin Bufan went to inquire about it and asked for more than 300 yuan, Lin Bufan almost scared out of heart disease, and Lin Bufan gave up at that time.

Mobile phones have been popular for so many years, Lin Bufan has never even bought a phone, and the third brother often urges Lin Bufan to buy a phone, but Lin Bufan thinks that it is useless at all, and no one has contacted Lin Bufan anyway, so Lin Bufan didn't buy it. With that month's money to pay the phone bill, Lin Bufan's food for two days can be topped up, and if you think about it carefully, Lin Bufan's life is really a bit miserable.

I remember that the third brother came to Lin Bufan's house a few days ago. Suddenly felt a stomachache and wanted to borrow Lin Bufan's toilet, and then Lin Bufan handed the third brother a box of instant noodles, he didn't know what was going on at the time, but when he opened the bathroom door, he vomited "wow", and he hasn't come to Lin Bufan's house since then.

Because Lin Bufan's tap water has long been stopped, so the toilet has become an ornament, Lin Bufan usually pulls in the instant noodle box and puts it in the bathroom, row by row, there are more than 50 boxes, as soon as the third brother opens the bathroom door and sees the scene in front of him, he is shocked all of a sudden, and then the smell of the bathroom really makes him unable to hold on.

The third brother is still very efficient, and he came to Lin Bufan the next day, and Lin Bufan was still sleeping at home.

"Third brother, why are you here so early?" Lin Bufan rubbed his eyes and opened the door.

"I said you can't buy a phone, I have to visit you in person if I want to find you, it's really troublesome." The third brother looked at Lin Bufan with a complaining expression and said.

"Third brother, I don't have any friends around me, if you want to say that my best friend now is you, and the two of us see each other almost every day, what do you say is the use of me taking the phone, the phone bill is not cheap now, how can I have the money to pay the phone bill if I can't eat?" Lin Bufan said to the third brother with a bitter face.

"Yes." The third brother nodded helplessly.

"The third brother has nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, is there something wrong with you coming today?" Lin Bufan raised his head and looked at the third brother.

"It's not your house yet."

"What's the matter, is someone going to buy my house?" Lin Bufan was a little excited, but also a little frustrated, after all, this house has been with Lin Bufan for more than 20 years, and if he sells it now, Lin Bufan is still a little reluctant, but Lin Bufan has nothing to do.

"I went back and thought about it, I think it's a pity that your house is sold, and I also thought of a way for you to kill two birds with one stone, and I came to discuss with you today."

"Third brother, don't sell it, just tell me what the solution is." Lin Bufan asked a little anxiously.

"I think so, don't sell this house, I'll help you rent it out, although your house is old, but the location of your house is not bad, it belongs to a prime location, if this house is rented out, how can you get a thousand yuan a month." The third brother said to Lin Bufan seriously.

"But this money is not enough for me to open a dojo." Lin Bufan asked with a frown.

"As for the money, don't worry about it, I'll pay you 20,000 yuan first, just as the two of us are a partnership, you will share my points if you earn, even if you lose it, even if it is on me, what do you think of my contribution to the money?"

"Third brother, your idea is good, but Bufan owes you too much, you help me again this time, Bufan is really a little embarrassed, you still help me sell this tube building." Lin Bufan said insistently.

"Okay, don't be hypocritical, just do what I say, you clean up your home for me, do you think this is still a home, it's even more pig's nest than a pig's nest, this beer bottle instant noodle box all over the floor, and your toilet, you quickly clean up all the mines you hid for me, when I think of your bathroom, I want to vomit, is this still a place where people live?" After the third brother said this, he still wanted to gag a little.

"Ang, okay then, third brother, this matter will be done as you say. What if I do lose money? Regarding the matter of opening the Dao Hall, Lin Bufan was also a little unsure in his heart.

"If you lose it, you pay it. There is no way to do business without losing money. As long as you put your heart into it, I believe in you, okay, you quickly clean up the house for me, and you can pay the water bill quickly, tomorrow I will almost bring someone to see the house, and then you will clean up yourself for me, you see what is the difference between the person you are suffering now and the person who asks for food on the street, you don't have to send me. I'll go on my own. After the third brother finished speaking, he walked out, and when he walked to the door, he took a deep breath of fresh air, and then walked downstairs step by step.

Hearing what the third brother said, Lin Bufan couldn't sleep anymore, and began to clean up the house, Lin Bufan tore the yellowed sheets off the bed and spread them on the ground, and then picked up the garbage on the ground one by one, and then carried it downstairs, I don't know how many times I ran back and forth, and the garbage in the house became less and less. But the five garbage bins downstairs were also completely filled with Lin Bufan, full of instant noodle boxes and beer bottles. Look at the five garbage bins downstairs are really spectacular, when Lin Bufan saw the in the bathroom, Lin Bufan was also drunk, how can I take this, I saved more than sixty of them.

Later, Lin Bufan had no choice, he could only go downstairs with one hand and one hand with those instant noodle boxes full of, fortunately Lin Bufan lived on the third floor, if he lived on the sixth floor, Lin Bufan would be exhausted to death just by going up and down the stairs, this time he ran up and down the stairs more than 30 times, and finally threw out the more than 60 boxes of he pulled, and Lin Bufan vomited twice halfway.

Lin Bufan was sweating profusely and just sat on the bed, when he heard someone scolding in the cave, "Who is shit in the building, I curse you for having a son without asshole!" ”

Lin Bufan was a little angry when he heard this, this person was really a little too ugly, but then he thought about it Lin Bufan still endured it, anyway, Lin Bufan would not have a son in the future, no matter how he scolded, Lin Bufan should not have heard it.

After a while, there were more and more people scolding downstairs, scolding or anything, Lin Bufan leaned on the windowsill and glanced down, and there were more than 20 people downstairs, most of whom were women. They pointed to the garbage bin and scolded, what scum, beasts, beasts and the like, they picked and scolded what they were ugly, and a few people wanted to call the police, and finally Lin Bufan couldn't help it, locked the door and hurriedly went downstairs.

Towards the old ladies who scolded the street, the anger in Lin Bufan's heart burned very strongly, Lin Bufan couldn't wait to put the mouths of these old ladies with adhesive tape, Lin Bufan walked forward with his eyes, Lin Bufan walked to the old ladies who scolded the street and did not stop, until he walked to the door of the community Lin Bufan did not look back, and then ran towards the third brother, this time Lin Bufan told himself again, "I endured." ”

Thinking about the group of people just now, Lin Bufan really broke out in a cold sweat, if they really called the police, the police would definitely find Lin Bufan as soon as possible, after all, the community is monitored, although Lin Bufan has lived for more than fifty years, and his skin is a little thicker than ordinary people, but this matter is really a bit too embarrassing, even Lin Bufan himself feels a little embarrassed, so Lin Bufan had to go out and hide first, wearing Lin Bufan's Adi Danai walking on the road, those who pass by Lin Bufan's side will always look at Lin Bufan with strange eyes, Lin Bufan is used to them looking at themselves like this, and Lin Bufan won't lose a piece of meat anyway.

"Third brother, I'm here." Lin Bufan didn't think he was an outsider, he pushed open the door and sat down in the house, and the third brother was fighting the landlord in front of the computer at this time.

"Extraordinary, if you don't clean up your house, why are you running to me here, if your house is not cleaned up properly, I won't go to let me live in vain, how can you rent it out?" The third brother didn't look at Lin Bufan when he said this, he stared straight at the computer.

"I've almost cleaned up the house, I'll just clean up when I go back in a while, I'll just come out to avoid the limelight."

"What? Avoid the limelight, are you in trouble? As soon as the third brother heard Lin Bufan say this, he quickly turned his head and looked at Lin Bufan nervously, if there is anyone in this world who understands Lin Bufan, it is the third brother in front of him, he doesn't believe that Lin Bufan is the one who causes trouble.

"It's not a trouble, it's just about cleaning up the house today" Lin Bufan told the third brother about this matter.

"I have never admired anyone in my life, you are definitely the first, you are really extraordinary, indeed extraordinary." The third brother gave Lin Bufan a thumbs up when he said this.

"It's been a prize, it's been a prize." Lin Bufan smiled at the third brother.

"By the way, I want to tell you something, the underworld is going to reform recently, the ghost is on vacation for a day, and you don't have any tasks tonight, two guys asked the two of us to have dinner together in the evening, and asked you to accompany you by name." After the third brother finished speaking, he turned his head and continued to fight his landlord.

"Who, do I know?" Lin Bufan asked curiously.

"You'll know when the time comes, you better go back and clean up your broken nest for me, just a few people called me, saying that they are going to see the house tomorrow, you must remember that people go to see the house, not to see the pig's nest." The third brother once again impatiently instructed Lin Bufan. (To be continued.) )