In this way, Li Jie and Sun Wukong walked on happily.

On this day, the two of them had just walked to the edge of a forest, and suddenly a dozen shirtless men jumped out of it, holding a bright knife in their hands, shouting the slogan that has remained unchanged for thousands of years: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live here, leave and buy road money!" ”

After reading these four slogans very smoothly, the gang of robbers carefully looked at the comers, and one of the big men with a scar on his face took a sip and said: "Bad luck, he Nana, how did he meet two thieves and monks today?" ”

Another robber looked at Li Jie and Sun Wukong, his eyes stopped on the white horse where Li Jie was sitting, and said: "I said monk, we see that you don't have any money, so we won't embarrass you, so let's leave the white horse behind, and you should leave quickly!" ”

Li Jie smiled slightly when he heard this, "Everyone, it's not right to rob a monk, especially to rob a monk like me, it's even more wrong, besides, can you really take a shot at someone as handsome and dashing as me?" ”

In the end, Li Jie's tone became more and more sincere.

And the gang of robbers who listened to Li Jie's words, as well as Sun Wukong, who was leading the horse, all stayed in place, looking at Li Jie with a serious face in amazement.

After the big man with a scar on his face came back to his senses, he glanced at Li Jie and laughed: "Are you a thief monk hungry and stupid, even if the wild goose flies by, we will pluck out a few hairs from it, let alone you?" After speaking, he snorted coldly a few times, then glanced at Li Jie with disdain, and said, "What a handsome and chic monk." Hmph, if it weren't for the third child to intercede for you. You can't even save your life! Less nonsense, leave the horses behind. Get out of here! ”

After hearing this, Li Jie was unhappy, "Damn, what do you mean, you dare to despise me?" Wukong, beat him, beat him so much that he didn't know him. ”

After Sun Wukong heard this, he smiled, "You can rest assured, Master." ”

After speaking, the golden hoop stick in his hand moved. He hit the dozen or so robbers in front of him.

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"By the way, Wukong, didn't you say that you could get me wine today? Why isn't there yet? Li Jie sat on a stone, calmly eating steamed buns and drinking water.

After hearing this, Sun Wukong touched the back of his head and smiled, "Then Master, I'll go get you wine now?" ”

As he spoke, he prepared to leave. Seeing this, Li Jie immediately spoke and left Sun Wukong.

"Eh, wait, don't be in such a hurry!"

After Sun Wukong stopped, he looked at Li Jie inexplicably. "Master, is there anything else you have to do?"

"Of course there's something!" Li Jie glanced at Sun Wukong angrily, "Remember." Bring some delicious food back for the teacher, I haven't eaten a good meal for two or three days. ”

After speaking, Li Jie touched his stomach.

"Huh. Okay, you can rest assured, Master. I'll bring you something delicious later. After saying that, he flew away with a somersault.

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After Sun Wukong flew away, Li Jie was sitting and resting in place, and suddenly an old woman came not far away.

Seeing this, Li Jie knew in his heart that this was the Guanyin Bodhisattva.

When the old woman approached, she asked Li Jie, "Where did this elder come from, why is he lonely, desolate and desolate?" ”

Li Jie glanced at the old woman very suspiciously, stood up and asked, "That, may I ask, where did you see that I am desolate and desolate?" ”

"Uh...... Aren't you desolate and desolate when you are alone now? The old woman listened to Li Jie's words and was a little confused.

"That doesn't prove that I'm desolate! What if I were waiting for someone here? Li Jie asked directly.

The old woman stopped talking, just looked at Li Jie.

"Uh...... That old woman, I am only interested in young and beautiful girls, and you better not look at me, I will not obey you. ”

After speaking, Li Jie pretended to be very scared and took a few steps back.

“……… Okay, now that the elder has seen my identity, then I'll just say that I'm here specifically for you. After speaking, the golden light flashed, revealing his true body, just like the Guanyin Bodhisattva on TV.

Li Jie looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva curiously, and then said: "That, Sister Guanyin, although you do meet my courtship standards now, and you also have the attributes of this mature woman, which is very attractive to me, but unfortunately, I can't promise you now, after all, I have a task in my body!" ”

After speaking, Li Jie shook his head in frustration.

After listening to Li Jie's words, Guanyin Bodhisattva on the side directly fell a few cold sweats on his forehead, "The elder laughed, how could a monk have such an idea." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva saw that Li Jie was about to speak, and directly before Li Jie spoke, he said another sentence, "Here is a golden hoop, you bring it to the monkey's head, if he is disobedient, you can bring it to him, and then recite this mantra." ”

After speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva took out a hat and a mantra.

After Li Jie took it, he glanced at the hat, then looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva and said, "That, Sister Guanyin, I didn't say you, such a big Buddhism, I was a little embarrassed to say that it was a Buddhist person." ”

After speaking, Li Jie picked up the hat, pointed to the golden hoop inside and said: "Look at it, here, the connection is not seamless at all, such a product, you are still embarrassed to take it out?" And ah, look here, what is this? It's actually going around in a circle like this, it's a pattern? That's too perfunctory, isn't it? Also, at this size, are you sure it's Goku's head, not the head of the Bull Demon King? Be careful that after Wukong receives the goods, he will give you a bad review of 1,000 words! ”

After listening to Li Jie's words, Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't speak, turned around and flew away.

"Hey, what's going on! I'm just a delivery guy, is it necessary to embarrass me so much? What if Wukong doesn't like it and doesn't receive it? I'm not paid much for a day! ”

And the Guanyin Bodhisattva flying in the sky directly ignored Li Jie's words, oh, no, it directly blocked Li Jie's words.

"Hey, today's merchants, such goods dare to deceive consumers, and they are not afraid of being complained."

After speaking, Li Jie looked at the golden hoop in his hand a little tangled, a little difficult.

"Well, master, if this thing is not very good, we can change it."

"Hey, yes, let's just change it!" Hearing Xiaohuo's words, Li Jie clapped his hands happily, and then asked Xiaohuo to make a golden hoop according to Sun Wukong's size.

After a while, Xiaohuo took out the finished golden hoop, Li Jie took it and nodded with satisfaction.

"That's right, seamless connection, beautiful pattern, this is a golden hoop without quality problems!"

After sighing, Li Jie happily took off the golden hoop in the hat and replaced it.

As a result, Li Jie found that the size was wrong, and the hat had to be changed, so he threw away the hat angrily, and Li Jie asked Xiaohuo to make a hat again.

And just after Li Jie combined the hat and the golden hoop, Sun Wukong came back.

"Master, look, what is this?" After speaking, Sun Wukong handed the roast chicken in his hand to Li Jie.

"Roast chicken!"

After speaking, Li Jie's eyes lit up, and he directly threw the hat in his hand, and at a lightning speed, he strengthened the roast chicken in Sun Wukong's hand.

On the other hand, Sun Wukong didn't pay attention to Li Jie's lightning speed at all, but looked at the hat thrown by Li Jie in a daze, and was stunned. (To be continued......)

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