Sun Wukong looked at the clothes and hats on the ground and asked, "Master, where did you get this hat, it's really beautiful!" ”

Seeing this, Li Jie gnawed on the roast chicken in his mouth, and secretly said in his heart that this Buddhism really understands Sun Wukong's psychology, otherwise in the original book, this workmanship is so poor, Sun Wukong will also wear it, and this time, I also gave him a deep processing, and I must like it even more, "Do you like it, then give it to you!" ”

Sun Wukong cheered, picked up the hat on the ground, and put it on his head, and then he turned around happily and said with a smile: "Master, this is simply tailor-made for me, wearing it reminds me of the scene when I was the monkey king in Huaguo Mountain." By the way, master, you haven't said where this hat came from. ”

Li Jie ate the roast chicken and said calmly: "This was given to me by Guanyin Bodhisattva just now, and I asked me to use it on my disobedient apprentice." ”

"What...... What the? Hearing Li Jie's words, Sun Wukong was so frightened that he wanted to take off his hat, but as soon as he took off his hat, Sun Wukong found that there was a golden hoop buckled on his head.

Buttoning it hard, Sun Wukong found that this thing couldn't be taken down at all.

Suddenly, his face was like ashes, and he looked at Li Jie stupidly.

"Eh, don't want this expression, that hat was made by me just now, Guanyin gave it to me, and it's still here." As he spoke, Li Jie took out the hat that Guanyin gave him.

Seeing this, Sun Wukong was a little puzzled, pointed to the golden hoop on his head and asked, "Then, what's the matter with my golden hoop?" ”

"Oh, that's a prop they prepared to fool Guanyin." Li Jie waved his hand to Sun Wukong disapprovingly, and then lowered his head again. It's time to get rid of the roast chicken in your hands.

Monkey King: "............ I believe in your wickedness! ”

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The snake pan mountain eagle is sorrowful.

Looking at these words on the cliff in front of him, Li Jie touched his chin. This seems to be the place where the little white dragon stays, and he will eat this white horse later. Although I have only been sitting on this white horse for less than half a month, I also have a little feeling, since this is the case.........

"Low heat, give me a little strong chili, the super spicy kind, and add laxatives to me."

"Good master."

Saying that, Xiaohuo gave Li Jie a packet of super chili peppers with laxatives.

Li Jie took the bag of spiced chili peppers, glanced at the eagle sorrow stream with a smile, and then took down the things on the white horse and took the packet of spiced peppers. It was put on the white horse's body.

After doing this, Li Jie looked at the eagle and smiled, letting the Monkey King on the side fight the cold war, and at the same time reminded him of the time when he was rectified by Li Jie, which was an unbearable time.

And now that he sees this demonic (cheap) laughter again, Sun Wukong knows that someone must be, and he will be made out of breath.

Sure enough, not long after Sun Wukong finished sighing. A flash of white light flashed, and the white horse vanished.

Sun Wukong was just sighing about the past, and he didn't notice the sudden white light, after reflecting it. Sun Wukong was angry, I went, I actually dared to be in front of my Monkey King. Eating my master's horse, this is completely the old birthday star hanging. Look for death.

"Master, don't worry, I'm going to force that monster out!"

Let's step on the clouds. Took out the ear golden hoop stick, aimed at the pond water and shouted: "Long long long ...", I saw the golden hoop stick slowly stretched, full of hundreds of meters, Sun Wukong put one end of the golden hoop stick into the water, grabbed the other end and stirred in the pool water, while drinking: "Monster come out, return my master's white horse!" ”

And although the name of this is loud, but the waterhole is not very big, not long to stir up, the pool water was stirred out of a big whirlpool, the little white dragon in the pool could not stand it, jumped out of the water and shouted: "That bastard is making trouble here, and my cave is about to collapse!" Grandpa, I must make him look good. ”

The person who came out looked very handsome, if he came with a woman, it was estimated that he would be fascinated nine times out of ten, but it was Sun Wukong who called him out, and therefore, his handsome appearance was completely useless, and he was directly ignored by Sun Wukong.

"Okay, you monster, you dare to eat my master's white horse, if you return the white horse to my master now, then I don't see it, if you don't want to, hehe, then you have to ask my grandson about the stick in his hand."

After hearing this, the little white dragon shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "It's all eaten, how can you pay it back?" ”

After speaking, he was about to go back, and at this moment, the little white dragon's face suddenly turned red, and then the little white dragon's mouth opened, and an obvious mortal fire was sprayed out by the little white dragon.

And just when the little white dragon just spewed out the fire, the ass also responded disobediently, and directly slapped an earth-shattering fart, and it was also carrying flames.

And it's just a matter of spitting out the fire, but this fart is different, it's like a friend party, if you vomit, it's fine, but if you directly in public, you put something that should have come out of your mouth, but let him come out of your ass, it will give people a different feeling.

Of course, this is just a metaphor, just to let everyone know how the little white dragon feels at this moment.

was interrupted like this, the little white dragon stood directly in place, but Sun Wukong looked at Li Jie with a stiff face, but Li Jie looked at the little white dragon with a smile on his face, and the meaning in that smile directly made Sun Wukong shudder.

Li Jie walked to the edge of the cliff and shouted to the little white dragon: "Hey, little white dragon, let me ask you something"

Xiao Bailong tried hard to digest the contents of his stomach at this time and did not answer Li Jie's words, but just held his stomach and signaled to Li Jie, just say anything.

Li Jie said: "The poor monk is a monk from the Tang Dynasty who went to the West to learn scriptures, and he is going to the West to learn the scriptures, but now you have eaten my foot strength, how will the poor monk go in the future?" ”

When Xiao Bailong heard this, his stomach suddenly stopped hurting, his eyes didn't send, he looked directly at Li Jie, and asked suspiciously, "Are you really a monk who went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures?" ”

Li Jie smiled slightly: "It's like a fake!" If I'm not, then who else is. ”

The little white dragon clutched his stomach and asked, "Then who can prove it?" ”

"Damn, you still don't believe me, do you think that people like me, especially someone as handsome as me, can deceive people? Besides, why should I prove it to you? Li Jie glanced at Xiao Bailong angrily.

"That's because I'm here to wait for the people who go to the west to learn the scriptures, that's it, you should say it too, right?" Xiao Bailong looked at Li Jie with an arrogant face, and his face seemed to say, come and kneel and lick the master.

"Hehe, how do I know that you are the one waiting for me here? What proof do you have? Li Jie felt that the chili peppers and laxatives he had just put were still not enough, and he must add a little more to his forage next time.

And Xiao Bailong listened to Li Jie's words and was about to refute, but he suddenly had a cold war, and he felt a little cold on his body.

At that moment, a white cloud fell.

"Little White Dragon, this is indeed Master Tang Sanzang who went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures."

"Guanyin Bodhisattva!" The little white dragon hurriedly saluted.

"Yo, isn't this Sister Guanyin? Why do you have time to come here? Are you here to force me to comply? Saying this, Li Jie clutched his chest nervously and ran behind Sun Wukong, who had already landed.

Guanyin: "........."

Monkey King: "........."

Little White Dragon: "........." (to be continued......

PS: P: I was drunk on my birthday yesterday and vomited so much that I couldn't update, and today my daughter-in-law went to check it out, saying that it was a high risk of Down syndrome, and the fetus was in certain danger, which scared me, if the update has been unstable in recent days, please forgive me.